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I love the Bible now

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So, I'm sitting in my Intro to the New Testament class, bored out of my mind, but knowing that four years of a Jesuit education in high school is carrying my ass through this class, when the teacher finally says something which catches my ear.

 

The name of the person who translated the Bible from Greek to English?

 

Johaun HUSS.

 

 

I love it.

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Guest FrigidSoul

You would love the Crusades even more than the bible itself if you studied them. The Pope rode off into battle with a sword that had a jeweled crucifix as the handle...he would then slaughter the Muslims and proceed to baptise them as Christians after they died/ as they were dying. If that isn't being an asshole I have no clue what is.

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he would then slaughter the Muslims and proceed to baptise them as Christians after they died/ as they were dying. If that isn't being an asshole I have no clue what is.

Holy crap, that's awesome. That's like banging some guy's wife while he lays there bleeding to death...

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Are you implying that Rick James should be the next Pope?

"I'm the Pope, Bitch...Enjoy yo-self" does have a certain ring to it.

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Guest FrigidSoul
*Pope lays down on Eddie Murphy's couch with his vatican hat, holy robe, and muddy sandles on* "Feet all up in your couch bitch"

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