Sandman9000 Posted April 5, 2004 Report Posted April 5, 2004 So, I'm sitting in my Intro to the New Testament class, bored out of my mind, but knowing that four years of a Jesuit education in high school is carrying my ass through this class, when the teacher finally says something which catches my ear. The name of the person who translated the Bible from Greek to English? Johaun HUSS. I love it.
Youth N Asia Posted April 5, 2004 Report Posted April 5, 2004 *holds hands up, backs out of thread slowly*
Guest FrigidSoul Posted April 5, 2004 Report Posted April 5, 2004 You would love the Crusades even more than the bible itself if you studied them. The Pope rode off into battle with a sword that had a jeweled crucifix as the handle...he would then slaughter the Muslims and proceed to baptise them as Christians after they died/ as they were dying. If that isn't being an asshole I have no clue what is.
Ripper Posted April 5, 2004 Report Posted April 5, 2004 If that isn't being an asshole I have no clue what is.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted April 5, 2004 Report Posted April 5, 2004 Are you implying that Rick James should be the next Pope?
kkktookmybabyaway Posted April 5, 2004 Report Posted April 5, 2004 he would then slaughter the Muslims and proceed to baptise them as Christians after they died/ as they were dying. If that isn't being an asshole I have no clue what is. Holy crap, that's awesome. That's like banging some guy's wife while he lays there bleeding to death...
Ripper Posted April 5, 2004 Report Posted April 5, 2004 Are you implying that Rick James should be the next Pope? "I'm the Pope, Bitch...Enjoy yo-self" does have a certain ring to it.
EL BRUJ0 Posted April 5, 2004 Report Posted April 5, 2004 Pope: "The Body of Christ is one helluva drug."
Ripper Posted April 5, 2004 Report Posted April 5, 2004 Pope: "DARKNESS!! Everybody, its darkness. Darkness is spreading"
Guest FrigidSoul Posted April 5, 2004 Report Posted April 5, 2004 *Pope lays down on Eddie Murphy's couch with his vatican hat, holy robe, and muddy sandles on* "Feet all up in your couch bitch"
Guest Astro Posted April 5, 2004 Report Posted April 5, 2004 "Those who mock me will be sent to hell" *cackles*
Guest Astro Posted April 5, 2004 Report Posted April 5, 2004 Speaking of Huss: Let's not forget who started that
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