Guest Astro Report post Posted April 26, 2004 Brothel for sex-starved dogs Reuters — March 4, 2004 BERLIN, Germany — A German artist has applied for a license to open a brothel in Berlin for sexually frustrated dogs and says it will be the first of its kind anywhere. Karl-Friedrich Lenze, 54, said he planned to charge dog owners $27 per half hour of happiness. "If dogs can't get what they want, they get cranky — just like people," Lenze told Reuters. The establishment would offer patrons a variety of carefully vetted "employees" of both sexes, rooms for private encounters and even a "bar" where customers could sniff out their preferred partners. ==================================== Puppy swallows knife the length of its body Associated Press LONDON — A puppy that swallowed a kitchen knife nearly the length of his body is back to his playful self after an operation to remove it. The baffled owners of 12-week-old Jake took him to the vet when they noticed him vomiting and trying to keep his body in a straight line. X-rays revealed why the puppy was so reluctant to curl up: A kitchen knife was running through his body, with the plastic handle at the base of his pelvis and the blunted metal point at the top of his throat. "Dogs are always swallowing strange things, from kebab sticks to corn-on-the-cobs to tape cassettes, but this was particularly unusual because it was such a large knife in a small puppy. It really did run the length of his body," said vet Christina Symonds on Wednesday. The owner, John Mallett, 22, said he knew something was wrong but had no idea the Staffordshire Bull Terrier cross had swallowed the knife. "He would put his feet on you and put his head back, trying to keep his body in a straight line," said Mallett. Jake was back on his feet less than 24 hours after the operation on March 30. "He's totally back to his old self," said Mallet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted April 26, 2004 I heard on the radio today that some dog swallowed 28 golf balls... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted April 26, 2004 I heard on the radio today that some dog swallowed 28 golf balls... He loves teh balls. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted April 26, 2004 when I was a dog my dog swallowed my dad's wedding ring. It was awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted April 26, 2004 when I was a dog my dog swallowed my dad's wedding ring. It was awesome. No one edit this ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted April 26, 2004 oh shit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sass 0 Report post Posted April 26, 2004 when I was a dog my dog swallowed my dad's wedding ring. It was awesome. No one edit this ever. Consider it done. ::embalms CWM in maple syrup:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted April 26, 2004 MWAHAHA~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted April 26, 2004 I will get revenge, I swear. I'm editing every post you all made at WDI ever so that you profess your love for Dutch's cocks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest cosbywasmurdered Report post Posted January 22, 2005 I knew this was coming... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FromBeyondTheGrave Report post Posted January 23, 2005 he planned to charge dog owners $27 per half hour of happiness. That's not bad. Do I get a discount, if I pay for a full hour? Do I have to wear a condom? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
