PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

Did they give away a whole bunch of money tonight? No? I'm glad I didn't tune in, then.

Well, I guess I now have the option of using his alter egos somewhere down the line... Mwahahahahah!

I demand an elaboration. They steal our damn jobs and now there stealin my damn white women! You must be a horrible lay. And what shitty job did you have?

Damn. Looks like everybody wanted to misuse Necro but me.

Good call on Jericho's Undisputed reign.

The assembling of Kevin Sullivan's new Army of Darkness begins now. His lead charge will be yet another madman. One who will be involved in the world title picture. His crazy look and his willingness to bump will make him an excellent person to put with John Cena as a World Championship threat. Ladies and gentlemen, the 224th draft selection... The 2002 IWA-MS King of the Death Match... Necro Butcher!

On behalf of The Great Mazto: The 223rd selection... A cruiser who wrestles a power game and can toss guys like Jamal (aka Umaga) around? Hells yeah! Also mark for the Gorilla Clutch. Shuji Kondo Cruiserweight destruction.

No. Sting was really fucked in his title reign(s) in 97/98. Orton's first reign was bad, and it took him years to recover from it. But nobody has been given a more condescending World Championship reign than Rey. Not even close.

I've been to a Dairy Queen that ran out of "ice cream" once.

Not so fast.

I think that it was HTQ.

Ugh... don't remind me.

That's exactly how I spent my Christmas in 1995, and no I'm not joking. Puking sucks, so I make it a point not to fuck around and go over the edge. The last time that I can recall vomiting from substance abuse, four years ago or so. It was Ambien and Southern Comfort. I remember nothing, but I have a good fifteen pages or so of the most incoherent, partially-legible journal entry fun ever. So, nobody ever do that.

Ooh, sneaky. I thought for certain that I'd be able to swoop that up in one of the latter rounds. "Not Ricky Steamboat!"

Are they going to elevate new talent? Naw, that won't happen.

I, too, believe that they will fail to retain any viewers who tuned in for the money shit.

Yup.

Jesus Christ this woman is annoying.

Were the titles on the line? If Cryme Tyme scored the pin then they would have become the champions/no. 1 contenders. If Cody is supposedly joining Little Ted, then him scoring the pin would have made sense.

Wouldn't it have made more sense for Cody to score the pin?

Flair just walked out. Then they went to commercial. Is this Monday Nitro?

This promo is awesome.

Okay, bye.

I like that match. Though it may be more of an "I remember having a really good time that night" type of thing more than anything else. The attitude era was a time where I could hang out with a large group of people and watch wrestling. And the Rumble match is perfect for that. Maybe it's good, maybe it's bad. But I think it's at least fun.

Nice to see Drury draft a bunch of entertaining characters... and Al Snow.