PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

Enough with the name dropping.

I disagree very strongly. I disagree with you. Matt Hardy is a career midcarder. If the Edge/Hardy stuff initially after the Lita drama didn't send him anywhere, nothing will. He doesn't have the "it" factor. He's just a bow-legged redneck that fat chicks love 'cause they think they have a shot. Riiiiiight...

Is it even an "announcement" if it was already announced before? This sounds like nothing more than a grandiose reiteration. I really wanted to hear that Repo Man was coming back. Cocksuckers.

Mr JL vs. Sabu? Kurasawa vs. Hawk? What's that- Monster Trucks? I'm down.

Anybody else here want to race wheels of cheese down a hill?

Well, I could base my opinion on irrefutable facts (Jeff Hardy has violated the wellness policy twice in less than a year, is in risk of losing his job if he has one more violation, and has already been, at one time, released from the company as a result of his drug abuse) or mere assumptions (HHH, Batista and John Cena are pretty big, so that proves that they are taking illegal drugs). Sorry, got to go with the facts on this one. Why do you keep dragging everybody except for the one guy that I suggested into this? Even if everybody else is on some shit, how does it make pushing Jeff Hardy, who, by reputation, could be gone at any second, in a leading role a good idea?

Did they ever? /oooh devilish, oooh devilish...

And Randy Orton seems like he should be on his fifth or sixth strike by now. The WWE bends its own rules when it feels like it. Dude, come on. Just about all of them do some kind of drug. Jeff's sin is getting caught more often than others. You're right. They should totally put the World Title on him.

I disagree very strongly.

Selecting on behalf of Hunter's Torn Quad. A man who truly needs no introduction. The Father of Puroresu. Rikidozan

You can forward any information that you have about that event to Graham Cawthorn at [email protected]. He will gladly list whatever you can remember about the show (even if it's only the main event). My contribution to the site:

They're good at cranking out the kind of lousy rock that my 43-year old stepfather listens to.

Judgment Day '03 isn't bad at all. And the main event is fun. How dare you.

You get my point.

The first (and only) comment on that page says it all.

Bret Hart was with the WWF for a dozen years before they let him anywhere near the WWF Championship picture, so I don't see that as a reasonable excuse for the company to never let Matt Hardy main event. As Enigma already pointed out, Jeff one strike away from being released from his contract. Sometimes does drugs? Please. I wouldn't accept Batista as a challenger? I never said that, but thanks for asking.

Fuck Jeff. I mean, I was really rooting for the guy, but I just can't afford to put my faith in him right now. Not for a while. His employer should probably feel the same tenfold. Matt Hardy vs. Edge is where it's at for me. I really want to see that World Title program.

Joe Louis Arena is a ghost town already. I wonder how awesome the road rage is out in the parking lot.

Boo.

Look at it this way. The Taz and Sabu issue was much more entertaining when they were half a world apart.

My next selection is truly a living legend, whose body of work and physical sacrifices has forever earned him a place in the heart of hardcore fans. During the early nineties, he was the man on the North American independent scene. His influential style was often-imitated, but never duplicated. Whenever he was on the bill, the people came out to see just what this madman would do next. His contributions to ECW helped to make that company the most talked about rebel promotion in the history of the business. Ladies and gentlemen, the former ECW Heavyweight Champion... the most homicidal... suicidal... genocidal... death defying selection in the draft... SABU!

I was watching the Tag Team pilot yesterday, and have been considering Jesse ever since (though he wouldn't quite fit in with what I'm trying to accomplish). Also, and this isn't aimed at anybody in particular, but enough with the "there's this one guy who I can't believe is still available" stuff. We get it.

Or won't be taken.

I noticed that too. They might as well call it Vengeance or something...