PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

I always thought there should be more profanity on wrestling PPV's, given that these are grown men who hate each others' guts.

I was hoping that he would drive a golf cart though a wall of empty cardboard boxes en route to the ring.

Just wait until you see thousands of Styrofoam heads in the crowd...

You spoil the already partially spoiled. Bad.

Are you serious?

Huh? I am not the original source of the single picture in question, therefore/consequently/ergo he will not be able to obtain related images from my Photobucket account.

How could you not like a babyface faction that shares a name with flea preventative medication?

Kurtis Blow reference!

The real question is why isn't Cheerleader Melissa working as herself yet?

That is an awesome dress! Too bad the photobucket page is private! Damn!!! I dropped it in my account. I do that with nearly everything that I post, to preserve the greatness. Ergo, you will not be able to find any more of her there anyway.

It's been done many times in pro wrestling. Most famously at WrestleMania IX with Money Inc. retreating from the Mega-Maniacs. Also, I was making reference to Goldberg taking over twenty minutes to cross the street from the Atlanta PD to the Georgia Dome to stop the Fingerpoke of Doom.

And screw you guys for not laughing at my Goldberg reference.

That Beermobile is pretty nifty. I want one.

It's across the street.

I love the "If Hemme Wins, We Riot" sign.

Hell of a blader, too.

I'm going to be pissed if I drop out of first place because of the stupid Slammys.

Eric Young is in better shape than I remember.

I love Angelina and Velvet... sigh...

Fuck them up, Borash.

In a word: disappointing. I hated the ending with the Guns looking stupid.

Every time that somebody gets sent into the turnbuckle/ropes near the briefcases it produces this weird sound effect... sounds like the Bionic Man is running to the ring or something.

Would it not be funny if Curry Man got a pink slip this year?

The match will be fun, but the concept makes me roll my eyes.

GROUP A "Respect" by Aretha Franklin "I Heard it Through the Grapevine" by Marvin Gaye GROUP B "Fortunate Son" by Creedence Clearwater Revival "A Day in the Life" by The Beatles GROUP C "My Generation" by The Who "God Only Knows" by The Beach Boys GROUP D "Like a Rolling Stone" by Bob Dylan "Gimme Shelter" by Rolling Stones