PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

Unless you consider JBL being in terrible shape as a weakness.

Wow... they gave this match a lot of time... like, more time than they should have...

There may still be a payoff. Perhaps Adamle is such a dope that he would just go ahead and book the shit without considering the kind of condition and mindset that fuck it nevermind this is pretty awful I give up mid-sentence my head hurts...

I cant find a mitch Hedberg joke for this question. Guess how many jelly beans are in this jar.

1997?

King: Cena Was on an incredible roll. Huh? The WHC has only been around since Fall 02. Sid is a former WWE Champion. I was thinking Orton. It's the same thing. It really is.

I am awesome.

Rey Misterio?

Josh Matthews looks like a young Bob Backlund.

Fuck you, I'm getting in the plane.

Next week: Haastista!

Charlito Haas?

Yes. Go for it.

I remember hearing that clip on NPR a long time ago. Extras has been struggling to climb to the top of my Netflix queue for a while now.

Eddie disagrees with you.

The guilt is pecking at me like crows.

And they don't have The Highlanders either.

You came up just before I did, so just leave your selections with me.

ATTN: BONUS "SCAVENGER" ROUND On the board: Shawn Michaels (8) The British Bulldogs (29) Bruno Sammartino (44) Jerry "The King" Lawler (70) "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff (80) Yokozuna (100) The Iron Sheik (115) Steven Regal (136) Jindrak & O'Haire (151) Ken Shamrock (172) Mr. Kennedy (184) The Hurricane (206) "Dr. D." David Schultz (225) Stu Hart (243) The Orient Express (Kato & Tanaka) (257) Santino Marella (279) The Great Khali (294) Kofi Kingston (315) Doink the Clown (Bourne) (326) Tank Abbott (347) Hugh Morrus (368) Sable (389) The Brooklyn Brawler (404) ORDER OF SELECTION * 7 - Diamonddust * 14 -bps * 5 -cranda * 10 -mellow * 12 -naiwf * 1 -OOG * 18 -Brooklyn Zoo * 13 -HTQ * 2 -Drury37 * 17 -Hawk 34 * 9 -Mazto * 16 - The Franchise * 4 - King Kamala * 11 -Broward * 3 -Garth * 6 -909 * 15 -Steviekick

Maybe. I would still want everybody to post their selections here and PM the next person.

It is settled. I have my doubts as to whether or not he will be able to make the call by midnight. I will announce the randomized selection order very shortly.

I'm thinking of a number...

Whoa. I had the exact same dream last night... ... brother?

I might add that I will allow individuals to be selected in a singles capacity, even if they were drafted as part of a tag team. So, if you just want Sean O'Haire, for example, then you can draft him as a singles talent.

I was wondering about that. With 23 picks and 18 people participating, it'll be nice to get one extra selection. I wanted everybody to cross the finish line, but he's obviously got enough on his plate right now to the point where it shouldn't matter to him if he's bumped from a mock wrestling draft.