PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

Why should he might as well go? Does he have a make-up pick that I don't know about?

Did Vince ever have any big plans for Crush as a solo star? I think that I remember reading about that a thousand years ago.

Those were all signs that I brought to a supershow taping a couple of years back. I take the Steph one back right now, though.

Bare in mind, that nobody could have pulled off that move without Yoko's cooperation. That said, the athletes probably knew what was going on. Puder/Angle aside, WWF usually knows better than to put themselves in a situation like that.

Super Machine (Bill Eadie) Big Machine (Blackjack Mulligan) Giant Machine (Andre the Giant) Crusher Machine (The Crusher) Hulk Machine (Hulk Hogan) Animal Machine (George Steele) Piper Machine (Roddy Piper)

"Tear your quad" "Steph can't book" "JBL fears the gym" You can always send a shoutout to TSM, of course.

How about the fire?

Right on top of Austin Idol!

Both men were great tonight. Edge was particularly great.

Holy shit!!!

I'm so glad that JR is calling this match. Taz is really good too.

Yes! Outside!

This just may be the best showing in Edge's career... I just have high hopes.

This main event is going to be off the hoooooooooooooooooook. Complete with ambient cage-lowering music!

Whoa! For a moment I thought that Cena was going to a flying huracanrana!

Batista isn't ready to turn quite yet. He's gotta fight Kane over what happened to his friend Rey.

Batista with a Figure Four? Weird.

There will be many. Some will come from here.

That was worse than I thought it would be.

Oh, great. Another head vice.

Shades of Andre the Giant.

You can't wrestle?

That head collision was pretty sick.

Smiles across the IWC.

I think that a Hardy Boyz vs. a bunch of black people feud has some potential.