PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

I sent a PM to Fratsauce roughly 48 hours ago, and have yet to hear back. If I don't hear back from him by midnight tonight then we are going to have a bonus round where his selections will be on the board. Drafting order for this round will be selected at random.

Fun with motivational posters:

It could be worse... Actually, it is worse:

g) Randy Orton

There was talk of giving Rey a "Mick Foley" lifetime achievement reign before Eddy passed away. The timing of his championship victory was just very unfortunate.

Though it is a good thing that they wound up not doing it, what with his suspension just weeks before the big show, I am still surprised that WWE was not pushing Jeff Hardy towards a WWE Championship victory at WrestleMania this year. Like I said, it's a good thing that they weren't, so I supposed that they really didn't lose out.

I almost posted that yesterday. I have no idea how I stumbled upon it, but yeah, why so serious McDonald's?

That's an understatement, to say the least. Seriously, for as many pay-per-views that they squared off, for how long they feuded, there is no excuse as to why Vader got no heat on Hogan whatsoever. It was just disgusting to watch. I hated it lots and lots. Worst period for WCW ever, and that includes the last two years.

"You're a dead man, Ramsey."

Garth, Drury and OOG can make their final selection at any time. I'm kinda hoping that 909 will choose somebody just to round everything out. I'm sending a PM to Fratsauce right now. He needs to make his picks.

Since he held Vince off the roof of WWE Headquarters by his feet.

That Maria match was better than expected... I'm watching a strange feed with no commercials... actually, some of the entrances are oddly clipped as well... weird...

Aw, come on.

Well, then. I didn't realized that she "fuced all the man in wwe." So much that it was mentioned twice. What a SULT.

That's right. I confused him with somebody else who hasn't been selected.

For my final selection, I am going to take full advantage of the "clean sweep" aspect of this round. Though they will function primarily as a group of job guys, they will occasionally squeak out a win every once and a while. Win, lose or draw, this group is always entertaining and they always put on a good showing. Ladies and gentlemen, everybody's favorite rich kid raver collective... Special K! Izzy Dixie Deranged Angle Dust Sim J Cheech Cloudy Hijinx Yeyo Becky Bayless Jailbait Krazy K Brian XL Elax Slugger Their presence will really add to my already-flourishing tag team division, and will also give the top Junior Heavyweights somebody to work with between their big matches.

That disgusts me... Quick, somebody hurry and defend this shitty company!

Your sig is fucking evil. What's it from? You are like the fifth person to ask. I really should add something under it so people know. It's a skit from Tim and Eric: Awesome Show Great Job!

Courtesy of PWI What I wouldn't give for Molly and Trish to return to the E right about now...

+1 for the Louis C.K. reference.

Nice work if you can get it.

Looks like I have a lot of work to do.

Give them a post quota. Force them to dance. Like we* used to do with black folk back in the good ol' days. * all the other fucked up white kids on this board, not me.

Yes. Force them to flame each other in a loser-leaves-town encounter. I smell a TSM PPV...

Are you on drugs? Right now seems like the only chance in the foreseeable future where Kozlov can serve any kind of pertinent uppercard purpose.