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    MMA Comments that Don't Warrant a Thread

    My coworker always lies about his personal experiences, and sometimes it spills over to the WWE and UFC (Of which the only 3 names he knows are Tank Abbott, Ken Shamrock, and Dan Severn) Oh yeah and all the Bill Goldburg MMA fights he has seen. Well last night he delivered a classic lie I had to share: "I was watching Pros vs Joes and Kurt Angle was on there doing mma fights aganist the Joes and he won aganist all of them, until he got to the last guy. He lost to the last guy in 5 seconds cause the producers didn't check this guy's back ground.... It was Duke "The Dumpster" Drose, and Dumpster got trained in MMA by Bill Goldburg. I managed not to laugh.
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    WWE General Discussion - March 2008

    My coworker always lies about his personal experiences, and sometimes it spills over to the WWE and UFC (Of which the only 3 names he knows are Tank Abbott, Ken Shamrock, and Dan Severn) Oh yeah and all the Bill Goldburg MMA fights he has seen. Well last night he delivered a classic lie I had to share: "I was watching Pros vs Joes and Kurt Angle was on there doing mma fights aganist the Joes and he won aganist all of them, until he got to the last guy. He lost to the last guy in 5 seconds cause the producers didn't check this guy's back ground.... It was Duke "The Dumpster" Drose, and Dumpster got trained in MMA by Bill Goldburg. I managed not to laugh.
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    Finals, TSM Worst Poster Tournament

    Hurry 5 more for MVP!!
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    Dumb Injuries

    http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...post&id=671 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...post&id=670 My pictures from accidently lighting myself on fire
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    Fedor has signed with M1

    I love the fact that it seems the UFC will win this whole mess at the end.
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    Campaign 2008

    So how the hell is Micheal Savage like the 3rd highest rated Political talk show host, I listen semi frequently mostly cause he's just a bag of wind. Some recent highlights: (He yell's loudly for most of these quotes) "If Obama HUSSIEN or Hillary win the election pedophilia will be legalized within 4 years!" "I feel all teachers should be armed, we can't arm the children because the government has them all drugged by their pediatricians!!" Rush Limbaugh isn't much better, as he actually took credit for Hillary's recent victories
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    American Gladiators

    Daniel Puder is also very close to being named a gladiator
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    Recommend a Sports Book

    Ghosts of Manilla
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    Broadway Brett beats retirement!

    Chris Havel (Local GB beat writer) just told a great story about hanging out with Brett when he was writing Brett's autobio (The 97 version) about Brett getting loaded on beer, and driving a big ole tractor down to a bonfire, then playing air guitar to Lynard Skynard with a loaded .22 gun
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    NFL Offseason Thread

    Mark was this close || to replacing Brett in 94, as one famous Walrus Mike highlight shows us. He was just 14 years ahead of his time. Actually Detmer, Brunell and Favre had to be one of the best 3 some's in NFL QB History... given a few years of development and all 3 were starters. (By 96? Ty was the Eagles or somesuch???)
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    Tropic Thunder

    I don't care much for Ben Stiller, I hated Zoolander, yet I am intrigued by this (I love war movies, so I'm not sure what I'd think of a satire of them)
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    Broadway Brett beats retirement!

    I teared up several times watching it here in Green bay
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    WWE General Discussion - March 2008

    And El Santo! Surely Vince wouldn't let a technicality like Santo never wrestling for WWE get in his way... Are you sure Santo never wrestled Sammartino or Backlund or anyone like that? I would have no way of knowing. Backlund 110% no. Santo was in his late 50's by the time Backlund was even a blip on the wrasslin radar. Bruno stayed primarily in the Pittsburgh, east coast, toronto areas, and probably was never even on the same card as Santo. Bruno did some shots in San Fran (He won a Battle royal in 72ish for sure) But I don't think Santo worked L.A. or up the West Coast. Actually I'd like to know if he even worked for any of the 3 Texas territiories. OFF TO KAYFABE MEMORIES I GO!!!
  14. Stiller's hitting the gym pretty hard it would seem
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    NFL Offseason Thread

    Local Green Bay Sports is reporting Brunell is top of Vet QBs the pack are looking into
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    The random fact thread

    My Father carries a massive penis which swings many many inches , where as I have a small withered skin flap that requires viagra to work The best alcohol is free bottles of wine your ex-girlfriend left at your house, each slurp is a new sensation of bitter heart wrenching pain I had tremendous potential to not be a pimple on the ass of society, but threw it away one night of booze filled lust, ending in a DWI and a tremendous loss in confidence Being buzzed helps reveal truths on message boards I have had several sexual dreams about BUTT fucking my best friend billy, yet I seem not to be gay during my waking hours Women suck. I may never have sex again. I was lousy at it anyway. BITTER!
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    The Youtube Thread

    I found it enjoyable, its a un-reality show for him each day Like today's 3 testicle rant
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    NFL Offseason Thread

    Also Ken O Brien, Ronnie McCada, Jim McMahon, Kyle Wacholtz, TJ Rubley, David Klinger, JT O Sullivan, Danny Wurreful, Steve Bono, Kurt Warner, and Ty Detmer
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    TSM Death Pool - 2008

    Patrick Swayze Diagnosed With Cancer, Five Weeks Left to Live Atlanta, GA 3/05/2008 03:05 PM GMT (FINDITT) Patrick Swayze, best known for his role in Dirty Dancing, has been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer and told that he has just five weeks to live. Swayze, 55, has been sick with the disease since he was diagnosed in late January with pancreatic cancer. The cancer has since spread to other organs and now the actor/dancer is dying. For the past month, Swayze has been traveling to Stanford University’s prestigious cancer center in Palo Alto for radical chemotherapy, but his doctors are no longer optimistic that the treatments will be successful, according to the National Enquirer. Swayze received three treatments of chemotherapy, causing the tumor to shrink, but less than his doctors had hoped for. He was then told that he should prepare for the end.
  20. STORYLORDS A Wisconsin produced PBS show
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    NFL Offseason Thread

    Packers are looking into Cleo Lemon at QB. AUGH
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    NFL Offseason Thread

    green signed with Washington this week I think
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    Kawalimus wants to know...

    Kawalimus is a name of a county in South America
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