Breakpack

Fruity rainbow Jeff

I know, it's so silly. Guys get hit in the head with chairs, sledgehammers and shit.......but this guy soccer kicks people in the head and ends careers. He will kick H in the head and H will stand up showing no affect.......hell you can drop him off a crane in a car and he's fine. It's offically been changed from "Hulking Up" to "Triple H'ing up"

JTTS Kennedy

Randy Orton realized the secret pinpoint area on the head during on of his drugged out rages. He secretly trains his leg to be the uber in muscular development and it is the most powerful leg in sports entertainment history

It's from Randy Orton!

A switch for JR,selling it by soft spokenness

Ouch,that looked like it connected

Where the hell is Cody going from this?!

He's cutting stoned promos from a bath tub now. He whipped his cock out and it won the cruiserweight title. NOT VAL VENIS!

All rookies should be required to do the hands- hit- the -mat- - and-clap- to-make-a-comeback,ala Brian Pillman.

Here comes the Boom.Ready or not.How you like me now!

Last week on ECW

Where's RNN!

Invasion theme for ECW preview.I like it.So mission-like!

The thought of mid card excites him?

Because if they remix it enough,he'll eventually get over.

Regal doesn't enjoy being saddled with bums. It besmirches him

Isn't that the 20th remix of Lashley's theme?

What the hell,an echo?Fire the tech staff!

I could see WWE let Cade or Murdoch pin Cena,just to be smartasses to the Cena haters

Taste the rainbow haired warrior JR should go orgasmic when he mentions Jeff's description

Backstabber.Because the knees pierce the back!

Look at those soupbones!!

International flavor

JR has a Home Depot fetish