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I saw a guy today with FAST CARS on his knuckles.

I'm hoping for Donkey Kong 64. That game fucking roolz.

No, my bad. It was the indians.

Angels beat Braves again, 3-2 in tenth. Chone Figgins touches the bag all 3 times, GA keeps 12 game RBI streak going.

I think I may just have to get that one day.

What he said. I've been wearing long sleeve shirts to work since 2000 and living in California that is not fun. I'm in a position where I can't afford to not be taken seriously. Just get MURDER tattooed on your neck. That way they'll know you mean business.

I hope she goes into porn. Really. I really do. I don't give a shit about her career or any bullshit like that. I really hope she goes into porn so I can see her naughty parts moar.

Thank you, God.

He's kind of my friend I somewhat know him and am on positive relations with him, which is why I have any reserves at all. If I didn't know him, I'd do it in a heartbeat. Of course, chances are that she's uninterested in me and I'm misinterpreting the whole situation.

That may have been one of the funniest things you have ever said.

My good friend confided in a teacher at my school, affectionately dubbed her second father, to tell all of her secrets and quandaries to. Her friend, a compulsive liar, told her that her foster dad rapes her, which was relayed back to the teacher. He called child services, despite, obviously, her telling him that she didn't want him to tell anyone else about this. Now she's all butthurt about how HE LIEK TOTALLY BETRYED her. It's complete bullshit. Who the hell wouldn't have done that? She says she can never go to him again for anything because he lied to her. There's really no way for me to eloquently say that she's an irrational little bitch. "wtf, he called child services for my friend who is allegedly getting raped by her foster dad I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT HE LIED TO ME". She's trying to explain how she feels betrayed and shit, but I'm really not empathizing with her at all. I eventually summarized my understanding: "that, by confiding in him more as a father than a friend, he placed your, and by relation your friend's, welfare and safety on higher regard than your feelings (which may or may not be cynical- by definition means for personal benefit, not malice- or restricted by fear), and therefore by circumventing your feelings to ensure your and your friend's safety, i presume were his actions, you lost the friend in the father." To which she said "that is 0% true"

He's fine with it. He's in college now, and we've discussed it on multiple occasions. It's the kind of abusive playful, though. Today we wrestled down for the front seat of the car(...), and I ended up getting punched in the face and a full water bottle thrown at my head, much to her amusement. Oh, also, me and this girl have been flirting for the past 3 days, and she just told me that she has a boyfriend. They've been going out for only a short time, 2.5 weeks, but nevertheless that didn't really stop us flirting again that same night. For the sake of my own dick, would it be understandable to break up their relationship? She said he was acting weird, which she means as tired. She asked me "what do you think that means? That I need to give him more?" (not sexual.) I went on to say, in jest of course, "no, yeah, it just means he wants you to break up with him." That manifested into a short conversation ended in "yeah, well maybe I should talk to them"; then we literally went back to talking about proper blowjob techniques.

Angels-Cleveland: 10-3. GA: 3RBI tonight, 2-run HR, 9th HR in two weeks. Watch the Cabrera highlights.

I hate the band Paramore. I fucking hate them. Their album sounds like if evanescence and kelly klarkson had an unwanted lovechild. They are shitty. Mediocre guitars over pedantic lyrics, and even shittier drums.

I'm not sure how I feel about this album. Right now, to me, it's .... just alright. Rilo Kiley's other albums seemed to only have one or two good songs among a sea of shit.

Milky. I hung out with this girl I've been jonesing for this morning. I was skipping school with her brother (my best friend) and I went over to his house before we were going to take her to school. Long story short, she's been getting a lot more playful with me, touching me a a little more, etc. I'm not sure if that's what she just does when she's being amicable, or if they're advances. Thoughts?

Just get MURDER tattooed on your teeth.

"This is going to look awesome on my myspace!"

When the cops aren't called on you

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Um...wouldn't class of 09 make her 14 or 15? This would be her junior year so most likely 16 or 17. Could be 15 but would be turning 16 within a month or two. I'm a senior, and I'm 16 turning 17 next year. But she's most likely 16 or 17 as well. I seriously doubt she's 15.