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In a war, we'd rape Canada. There's no contest.

Veganism is pretty much the only way to excuse a holier-than-thou attitude, and even still I'd like to strangle every vegan I meet.

Purple. Awesome.

I have a bruised coccyx from sitting on a medicine ball.

I'd like to hit a child. I'm kind of sad at the fact that child abuse is becoming less and less acceptable. I don't like the kind of child abuse just because you're angry at something, but the kind of child abuse that black people talk about all the time. The kind that kids deserve. One of my friend's dad hit her once and she went into this coke-fueled meltdown and said "Well, if he hits me again I don't think I can take having to call the cops on him." I couldn't really say "grow up, you piece of shit" because it wouldn't look good, but it was one of the more ridiculous things I heard that day.

Liking children. I hate children. There are 4 small children under the age of four that I'm staying with right now on vacation. Every time I see them I fantasize about knocking their buildings down, or just hitting them. Making moves. I just suck at it. End of story. I can't really help it either. I've tried the "what do I have to lose?" approach, but I guess I'm just pretty bashful.

I am not someone else. I'm not a joke poster. Gahrhrhr. Why is there any debate on this.

Drawing. My sister's the artist. Also not getting indigestion when I eat a big meal.

I'm on a fucking lake right now, and I have no access to the outside world sans this computer. I checked out a college up here and it's legit and everything, so I'll be pretty excited to wrap my lips around some BC bud. What're the laws in BC for scooby?

7-11 points Spy with the city of lights with CORBIN! Don't deny it - you and that The Notebook DVD are a little attached at the hip! That's okay because you'd pair perfectly with Corbin Bleu on a fun-filled retreate to Pair! The Jump In! star was psyched to see the Eiffel Tower, because he thought it'd be "magical!" We have to agree! 12-16 Points Take a Ski Resort Rendezvous with CODY! From surfing to scuba diving to snowboarding, you'll try any daring sport! That adventurous attitude earns you an exciting escapade on the slopes with Cody Linley! They sporty guy says he'd build a snowman with you! What a way to cool off! 17-21 Points Enjoy an Exotic Asian Escape with MITCHEL! New experiences are never boring to you - in fact, you're all about 'em! Learning a foreign language would be your forte! Mitchel Musso would love to tag along with you to a glamorous, out-of-this-world country, such as Thailand! He says that's wher he'd go, because it's totally different!

That comic fucking trumps every other comic ever made. Ever.

YES

Considering the source, that statement is the TSM equivalent of the grand wizard of the KKK putting out a press release stating that the organization is not racist. Hey, awesome, you can't disprove what I said. Dipshit. Your posts in that folder, along with those of people like Edwin, speak for themselves. You haven't done anything but prove me right. The burden of proof is on you. Do you know what "burden of proof" means and why its applicable here? Am I going over your head? Apparently, it's going over yours. As I said, your posts speak for themselves. If I need to point out specific instances of you speaking condescendingly to others, so be it. What the hell are you talking about? I like 90% of the stuff you posted. I quoted a specific part of your post and put "LOL" because you claimed that these were some of your favorites, yet you repeatedly referred to The Shins as "This Shins". I find my mistake funny, you are excused of all guilt. Pyramid!

Meats: 1. Steak 2. Hamburger Meat 3. Lamb 4. Crocodile 5. Chicken Pizza Toppings: 1. Extra Cheese 2. Bacon 3. Italian Sausage 4. Calamari 5. Canadian Bacon

Is this really going to turn into a debate about who's music is better? Because if it is, I'm glad I'm leaving today.

THIS IS SPARTA

I'm not saying this post offends me, there is just no reason for it to be in here. I really couldn't give a shit about your favorite songs. It's just superfluous for this forum, doesn't belong here, and could've been posted in the right place in the first place, anyways.

Why? There's a goddamned music forum. There's no reason for it to be here.

Who is Coffey.

My dick

Someone with the appropriate powers, please move this.

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