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They're blatantly trying to save Elliott, guys. And I've no idea why...

Or the Adam Sandler look. Same difference.

They boo because someone's prompting them to. Sheep, they are. Noticed Jasmine Trias is in the audience. Sadly, she's got more talent than the Constantine/Ryan Cabrera duo they showed earlier...

What's Ace gonna sing? "Tutti Frutti"?

He forgot the words in the middle...

Lisa better hope that Covais and/or Ace stinks it up tonight, or she's going home.

Paula needs to stay away from her friends Jack, Johnny and Captain Morgan.

J.D. Fortune. And that's pretty much why he won. Well that, and he was actually about being part of the band and not just being the start attraction, like Marty Casey. Are you nuts? Drunken Paula is great car crash TV!!

Track athletes tend to develop that kind of look. It works for her, to be honest.

Pictures from Ep 3: Monica in a Speedo: Double D: Check out Yolanda's legs:

The story so far (in pictures): Eleven Teams of two: Chicks with boobs: Hot daughter (on right): You cant tell here though: Or here: Monica is hot, but is dating the blork on her right: Gone and not missed one bit: Leg 1: Jon and Scott. Leg 2: Lisa and Joni. Leg 3 is still ongoing, thanks to an uberleg. They're in Moscow, and headed to .

I'd take that as a sign that perhaps UFC is reviving the LW division, but of course, this is the UFC we're talking about. Nice to see Terry Martin is getting another second chance after getting posterized by Irvin's flying knee. Not that the match will be aired or anything, but still.

You mean, "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me"...

Yes, I didn't think she was that great, yep, and hell yeah she was.

And sadly, I have to go see an Oasis concert. Better make sure my VCR (haven't convinced Rogers to send us a DVR gratis yet) is set...

The whole season was a wash, really. Fantasia was the best (well, second best imo) of a bad lot.

It's a case where instead of showing respect to the opponent who beat him, he makes excuses. Which is pretty much what a heel does.

My personal favourite so far is the Christmas Party.

A much better season? Guess Manilow needs to pimp his Las Vegas show or something...

B.J. Novak has the best "oh shit" faces...

From what I've seen on the Idol boards, it's 50's week...

So maybe she'll become a stripper regardless...

This seems to imply that Tank was the best tomato can, ever. First half is true, and having a personality still didn't get him over in WCW. Randy's pretty much a "no gimmick needed" kinda guy, so I don't know that this really applies to him. I think lots of fights could prove that. James Irvin-Terry Martin proves anything can happen in a fight. Pete Williams-Mark Coleman proves anything can happen in a fight. The whole concept of the UFC was to show that anything can happen in a fight, even if it means Keith Hackney wins a tournament. I'm not sure why Tank or Randy have to be the torchbearer for this criteria at all.

I guess it's their official "funeral march" song this year... I think it's too early to say. If he makes it to the "Elite" Eight then we'll talk about it. But for now it's simply the culling of the not-as-popular people, and Melissa was first on that list. Ace and Lisa votes will probably be higher next week, so that could spell the end for someone like Bucky. If Kellie is as naive as she seems then we'll either be seeing her in porn or onstage at the "ballet" real soon...

Which begs the question - how DOES one reinvent a Stevie Wonder song? I think that most of us would rather that they didn't, which is why we dread these "Stevie weeks" that they foist upon us. I think that the best thing you can do is try to own the stage and own the audience, and I think that really, only Chris and Taylor did that. Like I mentioned, doing it in a sorta-Stevie Ray Vaughn style was the smartest thing Bucky's done. It was probably enough to keep him in the competition for now.