BruteSquad_BRODY

my eating habits have lead to me gaining 20-40 lbs of blubber in a year, and now my belly fat sweats in the crack between my crotch and my belly. This has lead me to taking 2 showers in 3 hours nightly before bed.

Revenge. Alcohol. Evading Police Capture.

REVENGE! Read the Bruiser Brody Thread to see why God's karma came through for me today!

I woke up today knowing that today would mark my Ex’s last day at work, and I was thrilled. She’s said a lot of bad things about me to a lot of people in recent months (as I for the most part did as I was told by management and pretended she didn’t exist. I heard things that were going down, and my blood boiled. I came home ranted to my best friends and drank an adult beverage or 2 and then went back to work hoping that I could smile, laugh and whistle and let every one see nothing was bugging me. Especially if she was around, because I knew nothing pissed me off more than seeing her happy so I figured the same would hold true both ways. She had spent the time we were together insulting me, arguing about nothing worthwhile daily, telling me who I could see and what I should do. And at the end of the day, it still wasn’t ever good enough. My best friend at work was called a “whore”, my friends “drunks”… and a few trouble makers at work tossed a few incorrect thoughts into her head, just to mess with the fragile relationship. I stayed the course, as she was going through a divorce and was under stress, her kid and I were bonding, and in my mind there was a light at the end of the tunnel. Wrong. Accusations continued, Love notes were shredded, my sanity went bye bye…. Finally after 10 months or so it was over… She had drained me emotionally and financially, and the light at the end of the tunnel vanished. Then over the course of the next few weeks she still called (at all hours of the night) and let me know she cared but her new boyfriend was so much better than I ever was. I finally snapped and rattled off a acidic vicious email telling her off. After that it was a big mess at work and the higher higher’s had to step in and mediate. During this time she dated at least 2 different guys that I knew of and when both relationship ended for her, she turned to me at work and attacked me over her anger over men (keep this part in mind for later) So anyway I got to work and thought…”Oh boy tonight I can blog about all the awkward moments I’ve endured working with my ex over the past 4 months or so!”…. Then around 5:30 tonight a rumor floated through my ears: “She told so and so she’s pregnant!” I declared that it had to be a false rumor, as she had a habit of blabbing every little detail of her life to all that could hear normally, so I assumed this would’ve been too big to have kept secret for 3 ½ months. I have to admit, a gurgle of disgust (?) in my belly…. Then a couple of hours later it was confirmed… Nausea overtook me and I wasn’t sure why. Suddenly blogging about awkward semi comical situations didn’t seem so ideal. I thought “She had nothing when we were together, I bought her most of anything of value she had (minus the TV, CPU and car) she was getting welfare, WIC , housing and any other tax payer hand out she could….and now because “I don’t have the money for birth control” Her 2 kids are going to suffer, with no Dad around to support her $$$. So after all those months of calling me irresponsible and immature for struggling to find a job and liking alcohol a bit too much, here she is getting knocked up so I and all the other tax payers can pay her bills. Boy you sure showed me!!! You are very mature, so very responsible!!!! Good job! I think I ranted enough………. I feel better, I came out of it a bit emotionally empty and disgusted by the relationship rat race, but at least I didn’t mess up 3 lives at the end of the day. *FIST PUMP*

Swallow sperm, and lots of it. Preferably the sperm of a Yellow Lab.

The Packers season going to shit

I just put 50 bucks down on Alisteem to beat Mirko tonight (Pays 140)

My ex is leaving work for good in 1 day and now that she can't be affected is thrashing me badly to all the noobs Awesome

Anderson Silva declared he was retiring in less than a year, as of today

Geez , Terry Bradshaw must've had something veto'd or something.... He's playfully mocking his producer and openly saying things that are being aired weren't his idea

http://mma.fanhouse.com/2008/09/20/randy-c...-carwin-as-his/ Randy's training w/ Shane Carwin Smart move for sure!

Has surefoot moved accounts again or did he stop you tubing stuff?

Jim Neidhart had the proper response to this

Never before have I looked for a cock so long, for so hard, and failed

Why are these "stutter" videos keep getting posted? You guys are actually amused by this?

I just about died cleaning my shitter with bleach in a closed room......does that count?

Jack Black is on the fucking X Files right now. I don't like that mother fucker but this excites me. Went drinking tonight.............. all you can drink, me and my buddy got a really good buzz going .... then we started bar hopping, and a random woman walked up to us in the streets and encouraged us to go to a loud bar with her. Once in side I told her I was a legit minister (true) and we ended up discussing the bible and homos sins. Then she revealed she lived in Vegas for 10 years and had a kid. Then I asked her what she did, after a little prodding, this semi unattractive bitch told me she was a Las Vegas stripper. Then she ended up talking about wanting me to buy her a drink, so I told her "I have no intention of fucking you so I ain't buying ya a drink" Then she asked if I smoked...I told her only marajauna (false) and when she inquired what kind of mary jane I smoked, I got up and wandered off.... The bitch killed my buzz. So I came home and ate 4 burritos, 3/4 lbs of M+Ms and a pile of mashed taters.

How did a Youtube thread for wrestling end up here?@?@@?!!

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=-XquTXqEpZI Thesz and Rikidozan training and match

I've no sold multiple full on kicks to the groin while drunk, so i fear I'd be very much the same way.

The bullwhip was only a brief bit for an angle

I have a Fairly decent CPU, only 2 years old, I am trying to put Scrabble and Number Munchers on my CPU. I have the original versions of both games on store bought discs. The scrabble game will pop up with a screen that says INSTALL PLAY OPTIONS But clicking the buttons does nothing. I tried loading up w/ the Add/Remove program method too and that went nowhere. I think I used to have both games loaded up on my CPU, until several system crashes ago. So the games work So............. any ideas?

Where do I pick up my Kool aid at Venkman?

I ate a bag of Heath bars and 2 bowls of ceral, 3 hours later I had 12 Spicy Garlic wings, and a deep fried snickers and ice cream desert came home and ate a bowl of stuffing. Polished off some M+Ms and 2 liters of soda during the evening. Raided the kitchen for crackers, milk and other munchies as desired. Not my best day for healthy eating............