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    Goddamn it, Tom, Kivell is the senior official. He was getting pummeled by n00blets in screening matches back when Angel was getting title shots and the cruiserweight champion wore a giant foam hamburger on their head.

     

    I further petition that Nervous Sheep conduct backstage interviews in London, but I bet GOdrea and myself are the only two that remember who Sheep is.

     

    -Z

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    Man, why didn't I make Raynor a booker during my despotic rule? The mind boggles.

     

    Very, very important note that should go without saying, but has to be put down for posterity: Annie is a lesbian. Which is not to say that she hates men or anything, but she was always very candid about it.

     

    I wonder if there's going to be an Ebony cameo on this PPV.

     

    -Z

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    The best Thoth Rants/Reports were spontaneous and lacked silly gimmickry... such as you speaking in a slavic accent and trying to insult Janus for eight minutes. Outside of that, I don't know. You're the one who always managed to reinvent himself in new and terrifying ways.

     

    Against my better judgement, I offer myself up as an interview subject, since we all ready know we can do that.

     

    -Z

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    "NO!" Mask cries, "I am your father!"

     

     

     

     

    "...no you're not, Mask."

     

    That might be the exchange of the year. Not that I've really been reading in the last year or anything.

     

    I'm honestly just commenting because SS thinks I may still have the magical touch to inspire hoards of replies, but I honestly thought this was pretty good. Classic Mask stuff that's needlessly violent, unbashedly profane and vaguely revolting, but just lovingly so. Promos like this you won't see anywhere else... and that's probably just as well.

     

    -Z

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    All right, so I just saw the interview.

     

    First off, TBS looks absolutely nothing like I would've pictured. Apparently he passed a picture around that I never got to see, so I guess for those of you who are still wondering, he could probably pass for Thoth's brother under bad light. Seriously, I'm not even kidding. Secondly, I couldn't help giggling over his own - as he might describe - "internet accent," mixed slightly with the New England one we all knew had to be there. I also really enjoyed the "Wow I'm on TV" face you made through the whole interview. :D

     

    But seriously, I think Edwin summed it up the best. Good work not dying; I think if it became apparent to must of us that we were stranded in the middle of the ocean we would've started panicking and then, y'know, drowning in the first 30 minutes.

     

    -Z

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    I was going on the actual perceptions of our personalities than what we did in the fed. Although on that note, I've tried quite extensively to supercede Stubby as the psychotic yet beloved despot who treats his subjects with unparllaled callousness and cruely, manipulating and sabotaging as I go along, generally being a huge asshole wherever and whenever.

     

    It's not my fault my worst aspects are my most celebrated qualities.

     

    -Z

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    Let me see...

     

    Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader - I guess King works. I can't think of anyone who's a whole lot more appropriate offhand.

    Emperor Palpatine - Me, and don't let me catch any of you motherfuckers trying to sell me short.

    Obi-Wan Kenobi - I don't see Grand Slam in this role so well. I say this goes to Judge, who carries himself with the stoic dignity, dry wit and cunning of a veteran Jedi master.

    Qui-Gon Jinn - Now, this is more like a GSMS role. Venerable Jedi master with unparalleled wisdom and grace. Also, Qui-Gon was supposed to be really old.

    Luke Skywalker - This... is difficult. Someone else do Luke for me, I can't think of anybody appropriate.

    Yoda - GOdrea. Nearly as ancient and grizzled and just as incomprehensible.

    Mace Windu - Kibagami. Only the unfuckwithable need apply to this position.

    Princess Leia - Janus, obviously. Just imagine it: A giant, anthromorphic, cross-dressing ferret... with cinamon rolls in his hair. IT CAN'T LOSE.

    Han Solo - I say Crowe. While I can imagine his gruff and handsome self settling well into the role, it's mostly just for the logistics.(he gets to be Janus' love interest!)

    Chewbacca - I imagine Strangler smells almost as bad.

     

    -Z

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    Alright, well, AFTER this all you'll have to do is click things. I'm embarking on a tournament in my livejournal to discover the greatest movie of all time. I have put together a list of nominations that I think is fairly solid, but I require feedback from people (and of course, I will need people to vote). More information clipped right from my Livejournal...

     

    "I will not lie to you, the following idea was rather shamelessly stolen from (guy on my friend's list). However, as I am not a complete android, even on my worst days, I have altered it somewhat and, of course, completely changed the premise. However, I'm almost completely sure he doesn't read my journal anyway and it's not like we share any friends, so I feel quite comfortable in my lack of creativity.

     

    Regardless; what he did was, from a selection of 108 bands, have people on his friends list vote in a tournament until only one champion remained. Awestruck by the brilliance and majesty of this spectacle, I decided I simply must attempt something similar myself. I would like you, the people, to vote and decide upon THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME.

     

    As I know I wouldn't get enough suggestions just by asking, I've taken the liberty of making out the list of nominations myself. Four different divisions of 32 films seperated by genre. However, I would feel wrong if I just threw it out there, so I would like to hear as much feedback as possible on what I have, and also hear any suggestions for substitutions. IF you are going to suggest a change, please also tell me what movie should be swapped out, and why, if possible. I would like, and encourage anyone and everyone to participate!"

     

    So come on, help me out.Linkage Here

     

    -Z

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    No offense to Toxxic or anything, but I absolutely would've preferred if even half of those guys had stuck around instead of suddenly quitting like they did. I will also admit that I had intended to test Toxxic against a couple of main eventers (Grap, Williams, Flesher and Duran were the ones I figured) before everyone started quitting like they did. He was on such an insane hot streak and I definitely wanted to figure out how good he really was.

     

    -Z

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