1. Nirvana - NO!
2. Metallica - Yes, but not this high.
3. Guns N Roses - NO!
4. U2 - HELL NO!
5. Radiohead - FUCK NO!
6. Linkin Park - THIS IS BIZARRE?!
7. Red Hot Chili Peppers - NO!
8. Green Day - NOT EVEN CLOSE.
9. Pearl Jam - OVERRATED.
10. No Doubt - QUITE SIMPLY LAUGHABLE.
11. Smashing Pumpkins - NO!
12. Nine Inch Nails - FUCKING NO CHANCE.
13. The Cure - Not this high.
14. Oasis - SHOOT ME NOW.
15. Aerosmith - PISS ON MY GRAVE.
16. Korn - DANCE ON MY GRAVE.
17. Dave Matthews Band - ARE THEY NUTS?
18. Alice In Chains - Is having a labotomy standard practice to be able to watch MTV?
19. Phish - ?!?!?!?!
20. Limp Bizkit - Is this some sick joke?
21. Van Halen - Really why do they bother?
22. R.E.M. - God no...
That list is abysmal.