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Chris Hyatte, is that you sir?

Words can not describe what I'm feeling towards Jon Peters after reading *all* of this... The whole sordid affair:

Luger could probably be a good deadpool candidate at this point. Whatta bum.

If Vince loses his case against Brock...I could see his cracked out ass firing McDevitt and Co. for the court loss (if at all possible).

Garrad's going to get killed by the Colts defense and throw at least two INT's that get returned for TD's. The Jags are kidding themselves if they think they're going to beat the Colts this late in the season now that everyone's warmed up (while the Jags lost their starting QB). It doesn't matter if they're at home or on the road...the Colts are just too badass to be stopped right now. The Steelers are *still* a better team than the Jags and they got murdered. The Colts only true test of the regular season will be SD or Seattle if Holmgren decides to stick with his starters for that game (which would only probably happen if Dungy allowed his starters to achieve the "perfect" season).

If Peter Angelos has any brains to him, he'll trade Migs for Manny and swap one (basket case) star player for another. Both guys could benefit from the change of scenary too. The Dodgers should also talk to the D-backs about a Javier/Milton trade since both guys would help fill slots on the teams they're traded to.

I actually wouldn't have a problem with Cage as Jor-El, even though I despise him as an actor. Just throw him a bone I suppose. I mean, he already got paid $20 after doing nothing to earn it (WB is so fuckin dumb sometimes).

Yeah, no one should really complain about the new suit looks like after the ideas Jon Peters and his cronies had tossed around for "revamping" the Superman costume, which could have resulted in there being no "S" at all.

That's *really* a big insult to Routh. Hartnett looks like he has Down Syndrome, man. Routh just doesn't look like Superman to me and more like Superboy instead. In the comics, Superman goes about 6'3" and 235ish, which isn't Ron Coleman jacked-up or anything. However, Routh could have definitely stood to put on like 30 pounds, which Christopher Reeve did when he was getting ready for Superman. The smaller "S" looks fine IMO, even though it being bigger wouldn't have hurt things.

This thread needs a Super Chicken run-in...

Hoff throws like a girl. It's true, it's true.

I think Dick Murdoch was one of the best in-ring workers of all-time and I doubt he'd make the cover of Muscle & Fitness during his prime. Body physique is overrated in wrestling if the guy can't connect with the fans through promos or in-ring body language. Junkyard Dog also wasn't an adonis and yet he managed to sell out the (former) Superdome, something WCW never could do.

To this day, Sean Shannon's breakdown was one of the best things I've ever witnessed on the intraweb. That shim was truly batshit crazy. I kept hitting refresh just to see who he would ban next on the day of his complete meltdown and exit from Rantsylvania. I *think* it was OldSchoolJohn who summed it up best: "Watching Sean Shannon's breakdown was like watching Jake Roberts slowly turn heel after Eathquake crushed his snake. After that, he lost whatever grip on reality he had." We can probably thank Steve Corino for *really* pushing Shannon's buttons after he challenged Sean-mantha to a wrestling sparring session or something, which was funny too. That's when he came out and admitted to his spina bonifdyda or whatever it's called and backed down from making fun of ECW afterwards. Quality stuff. What was better than Shannon vs. CRZ was Shannon vs. the DVDVR crew. His 1/99 Misawa/Kawada recap was lambasted over there and he flipped the fuck out afterwards. I think he even threatened (**snicker**) one of the Phil's over there with bodily harm even. Thanks for the recap Sensei.

Which fight would/should be better: Andrei vs. Cro Cop or Andrei vs. Fedor?

For the love of fuck, if the Raiders lose this game...shit. Tui!Tui!Tui!

Until Peter Angelos takes his head out of his ass and quits acting like a shithead, no one's going to want to play for the O's, no matter how much money the team throws out. Angelos getting a personality transplant or booted as owner would be a start towards some productive O seasons.

I'll also remember the time SKeith worked everyone on the yellow board with the Hackmaster "joke" him and the Scotsman concocted. The shit hit the *fan* after SKeith let everyone else in on the joke.

I propose they have a flop-off then with Ric Flair as the special guest enforcer while Big John refs. WHOOOOO!!! Dan Severn - German suplex from Hell

what's his name over there? I'm not so hot at the "Guess The PBP" game... It's Kevin.

I'd be more suprised if you were keeping track. Hey, it's not every day a wannabe tranny goes crazy like Shannon did years ago. His breakdown was amazing.

See, I would have figured more guys would have been opposed to Hulk freakin Hogan joining the WWE than Nash, since HHH and Waltman were still cool with him then (I guess).

Ah. See, now I totally lost track of what his/her crazy ass is now.

Wes Sims - Flair flop

It's likely that Eddie would have died even if he had felt those signs. Eddie did a lot of damage to his body over the years, and simply feeling the signs might not have been enough. I remember reading about how Kenta Kobashi's physician told him he had the knees of an "80 year-old man" and then hearing how Eddy had the back of a "70 year-old" left me speechless too. That's a lot of damage and pain for someone so young to deal with...

Jeez, man, it's your 8th post and yet you've already busted out a funny line. Don't set the bar too high, we'll expect you to be funny all the time. EDIT: I just re-read this and it sounds like I'm being sarcastic. I'm really not. I thought's Czech's earlier post had more zing and burn to it. To each their own.