PLAGIARISM!

Robinson is indeed pretty bad at organising his defence, which is why spurs keep approx. 0 clean sheets.

It should be noted that Vickie Guerrero badly needed money, Eddy left her in a pretty desperate financial situation.

Yuh huh. She's hot actually, but the voice is just...no

She's better than Lily Allen, but yeah, nothing special. Don't hate her as much as the rest.

'I love to kill'

YEAH-UH!

I remember back in the day when you could get bass tabs some guy had circulated his transcription of Jigglypuff's song.

I'll interject at this point and say I think Andrew WK is a powerfully attractive man. And check him rockin out with Hanson below! Continue.

Yeah, I don't think there are going to be many surprises. Now we've got Jeffers I'm more optimistic, but I can see us missing out by the same narrow margin.

Heh, got im. Pleased.

In other news, Laws has basically publicly told Francis Jeffers to sort his life out cos he's not prem class and sign for Sheffield Wednesday. You tell em, Bri! Even if that dressing down doesn't cause him to fuck us off, it concerns me that he couldn't agree personal terms with Ipswich, that'll probably be the stumbling block here. That said, I think he's our best option left, him and Burton would be good together.

I don't dare get a music-related tattoo. I know a guy who has a Rocket From the Crypt one, who I like, but it turns out he never even got round to seeing them live. I did. What a douche.

Owls fail in bid to land (x) striker appears par for the course these days. Also, Southampton reject 5 fucking million for Kenwyne Jones! I like him cos of his loan spell that got us promoted, but that's an insane valuation! What the hell is going on?

I would admittedly be a bit lost for a while without this effing place. Every time I go on the internet it seems like there's less to do.

So when is Dave becoming an admin?

I'll throw you out there

Congo was a documentary, I knew that.

I knew you were him

As a general rule I should avoid vodka, and I've managed to for pretty much the last 3-4 years. Spirits in general are fairly rare these days, I drink pretty much anything else, but cider is currently dominating, just because I'm sick of mid-range lager and never really fancy wine in the summer as much.

Leeds get a 15 point deduction! Oh yes...

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First one on record It's as if I posted immediately after I was born.

Christmas is cancelled.

Reading. No concentration span. Find myself staring into space after 30 seconds. Incidentally, I'm probably going to end up teaching English. I've still not tried, but I would imagine I'm an awful driver.