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Aries and Strong or The Truth and Jay Lethal.

Do dishwashers, landscape, migrate workers vote?

No it just means that HHH is one hell of a heel.

Mick Foley is starting to look like Tank Abbot.

its a nerf bat!

he is all sweating intensity thru his dome.

rednecks fart?

With Bischoff as their manager. Invasion 2001 says hello.

Pay $19.95 for a 45 minute movie?

Battle of the Planets and G-Force.

Damn 6 team playoff system.

UTSHU the guy that complained that his thread got merged into the thread?

Yeah she spends too much of daddy's money at the tanning salon.

Terry Funk needs to be the guest ref for the arm wrestling match.

But its portable so it instantly gets bonus points

Mario's Time Machine, Mario is Missing, and Hotel Mario say hello. This generation, this platform I never heard of Hotel Mario. Its a fun adventure pinball game if you will with mini bosses and coin collection missions its similar in play to Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire Pinball. The only pinball game to avoid like the plague would be the Pac-Man one. I would probably rank the GBA pinball games: Sonic Spinball Mario Pinball Pokemon Pinball Pinball of the Dead Sonic Pinball Party Bomberman Jetters: Game Collection (J) Hardcore Pinball Pac-Man Pinball

The champions should be the focus of the show but TNA does not believe in that philosophy. TNA has the nWo D-list Team lead by Jarrett and Steiner as the focus of the show with Jarrett trying to do heel promos and failing everytime and Steiner being the intense meanie that uses colorful language which has the audience go mild. All storylines revolve around Planet Jarrett in TNA even the secondary storylines are pulled in by the gravity of JJ. At the moment the NWA Tag Team champions AMW are the satillites of Planet Jarret and are always seen around Jarrett. The only other stable that gets decent tv time, Team Canada revolves around Planet Jarrett as an astroid belt...the rings of jarrett if you will. If there is a C storyline it will look bad as in the case of LAX vs James Gang, which was doomed at the start.

So will Kenzo comeback as a Samuria, Monk, WWII general, or Kabuki fighter? Here's to hoping that WWE brings back Albert as the Toxic Avenger and Rikishi as Yokozuna 2 and Rico as Donald Trump's bodyguard!

RVD and Finley need to bring the awesomeness of that spot and multiple it tenfold for the holyshit spot in the Money in the Bank match at Wrestlemania. I guess I'm the only one that would rather see Finlay and Flair go 10-15 minutes in a nonstop legends chopfest match than be involved in a gimmick match that is for spotfest freaks You know Finley vs Flair would of made a better street fight than Mr. McMahon vs HBK.

The NBC lineup of cop, lawer, reality shows don't have 40 people to build up each week for a monthly prime time special if you will. The NBC shows have ONE story to tell each week while iMPACT thinks that it has to promote 4 or more angles a week with 3 of them involving Jeff Jarrett none the less. Its like having 5 Law & Order shows with all of them focusing on NYC, its crazy. To build up new stars! Because eventually AJ vs Daniels vs Joe and AMW vs Naturals and JJ holding everybody down will get boring. Some of the filler has to go, people like Bob Armstrong, Jackie Gayda, A1, are not exactly setting the orlando amumusement park studio on fire.

The PROBLEM: with this, that, and everything is the simple fact that TNA does not have enough tv time to promote anything to get emotional about. The average angle gets push at an alarming pace of roughly 2 or 3 weeks for the PPV then gets forgotten for the next story the next month. There is not enough time for anything to sink in to get emotional about. And with less than an hour of tv time on iMPACT its hard to figure out the motovation of why person A hates person B. Add on the fact that the people involved in these angles have a hard time reading the teleprompters and/or remembering the lines...the whole thing looks like a big clusterfuck of suck. SOLUTION: Two hours of Total Nonstop Action! iMPACT can feature the main eventers and established stars. The second hour can be Xplosion or another show but it has to feature the midcard. People like the 3rd wheel of Team Canada that being steaksause boy A1, the Diamonds of the Rough, Sharkboy, Norman , Hoyt and the random X division guy of the week need tv time. The monthly PPV format has to go. Rushing the angles in order for it to fit into the PPV of the month does'nt exactly get anybody excited about the show so why pay for it, right. Reduce the number of PPVs to 6 a year so the PPVs can get the proper build it deserves. LOCKDOWN could be a big time show but there is no build up to it. LOCKDOWN could be up there with Starrcade/Wargames or Survivor Series as a major show but it feels like a In Your House show. Why exactly is Christian vs Abyss going to be in the cage......because Abyss earned a title shot(s) several months ago that people forgot about?!?!?! Why is Samoa Joe fighting Sabu in the cage...it is because Joe pushed the ring announcer into the wall?!?!?! Inquiring minds want to know why the PPVs are happening.

A kick in the head from RVD can solve that problem.

So who will be the lucky 4 to get contracts and who are the enhancement talent?

WWE could always bring in Brooke Hogan to sing 80's covers like "Let's Get Physcial".

Pat Patterson, Brooklyn Brawler, Gerald Brisco, Brother Love, Mean Street Posse, Spirit Squad, Shane, Sgt. Slaughter, and anybody with a legends contract that can run.