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WHAT'S UP! with the overkill of Angle the delusional champ, Christian the coward heel, and AJ the goofy sidekick. And run-ins being used in matches as the vehicle to kick start another angle which will never end resulting in a disappointing PPV match that nobody really wants to pay for.

So this movie is like Freddy vs Jason where it is a glorified teen slasher movie but involving aliens? Ugh. They should of just called this Critters 6.

Booker T is the King after all why shouldn't he be at Round Table of the Counsel of Senators & Advisers?

I found this at the Yahoo MMA site and wondering if there are any other forms out there? I was thinking other than Capoeira what else should be included?

I don't know about that the French contribution to MMA is the liver kick and without it there would be no Bas Rutton commentary goodness.

The bar maid that wins the battle royale gets the honor of becoming His Lordship Grand Emperor McMahon's concubine.

Career wise how has Cung Le done outside of San Shou rules fights?

Static X - Forty Ways

I want to see him vs Jack Evans vs Ron Killings vs Human Tornado in a break dancing gimmick match. WHAT'S UP!

The Hysteria vs Love Machine(?) was a nice match that had the ref work as a heel always doing the slow count for the technico or looking the other way as the rudos double team him. I'm guessing this is leading to a mask match sometime in the future. Best part of the show so far was Sabu beating the shit out of Extreme Tiger de la botches and yeah that reverse hurricana looked like shit since Zumbido had to do a backflip 5 seconds after the fact. Kenzo just did the worst promo in the history of pro wrestling. How cute Yoda is a mini luchador.

He went from absolute shit in doing the MNM "press conferences" which was basically "uh, um, er, I'm famous, I know famous people in hollywood" which nobody brought to "bare witness to my greatness for I am the leader of the forsaken, unwanted, undesirable...". It's an improvement but still looks unnatural and unbelievable because as stated before he is just remembering his lines. You can't take someone who was basically a sidekick to a diva to throwing him into the fire and think he will get over as the #1 heel of the brand. Right now he is stuck in the gimmick deadzone between Jeff Hardy and Edge characterizations.

Making shoot remarks about the competition just makes everybody look petty. As does all of the silly mockeries and gimmick infringements that they have been doing since the beginning of time. There is no need for the promotions to act like immature children.

Heel Goldust, THIS IS AWESOME!

How dare you speak of He Who Must Not Be Named, YOU FILTHY HALF-BREED! Lord Douchebag, how are you? I haven't seen you in the House of Lords in ages! Don't tell me for the first time in memory we are going to have a House of Parliament without a Douchebag! Art thou any news of any new champions entering the Twentieth Annual Summer Slam Games?

I heard that Lord Steven Ray started a business with Bannister Clarence Mason selling farm equipment...the Yaks gotz to know how to plow the field properly.

God DAMN! I mean, what the HELL man? What the hell?!?! Japanese game shows are always the best.

Thou must think of the present and not of the morrow for thou's great expectations will befallen on major grief of disappointment. So let us rejoice in the great Summer Slam Games that shall come at the end of tis week. ALL HAIL KING BOOKER of 125th street of Harlem, Houston, Texas, of these imperial states of consumerism.

The Bears, Adrian Peterson has done nothing over the past 3 years on offense so bench warmer is a fair assessment of his production value to the team. Now I'm probably overlooking something like he might be a decent zone blocker but I doubt that he would be used at the goal line to vulture any TDs as I would guess a pass to the TE would be more productive.

Will it have the Hamster Ball race?

Is it not true that Kane is the reigning governor of the Brimestone Hellfire territory that is just south of Parts Unknown.

If I recall, was it not the dastardly Roots of Genoa who forced Davari of Persia to undergo the 1000 squats of Mumbai? I will not Tolerate the disrespect for Sir Benoit of the Canadian Lands A mighty Champion of the Empire he once was.. Sir Benoit of the Frozen North was the one who accused Davari of Persia that ye broke the unwritten rules of honor and brought him to the Council for judgment.

Shall there be a Royale Battle of the 100 kilo and under squires? Ye craving for some fast pace acrobats and the hijinks of the Hornswaggle the Jester and what about Davari of Persia who has for-thought that thou could'th speak to His Lordship the Emperor of the Three Kingdoms of World Wrestling Fisticuffs? For shame thou shall be punished more severely than the usual 1000 squats of Mumbai which has been sentenced by the Magistrate Bradshaw in the past!

Let us not forget the great knight cowboy of cast sir Robert Orton son of Robert the Baron of Orton. For it is horridness to not acknowledge the family line of great jousters who choosen'd to enter the arena of the joust putting thy life on the line for many a fortnight. Randall Orton, Booter of Heads and Rattler of Brains has come from a long line of Wide World Wrestling Federation of Entertainers and shall be addressed as such!

El hijo de Classic vs King Mystery never disappoint but I foresee that the winch that was Chavito's brother's wife will find a way to assist in the victory....the family motto "cheat2win" stays true once again. The big question is whether or not Chavito will attack Mysterio's helm and tear it to shreads.

How do you feel about Duke Morrison having his Rule of the ECW Territory challenged in a duel by the Baron of Straight Edge? A wise move it was not for Baron Punk to disrespect our Great Emperor McMahon...A fear the same fate in his future as Lord Lashley if he were to be victorious Lord Lashley has besmirched the spirit of competition by using the potion(s) of the rock golem while questing in the kingdom of the south. I concur that the Duke of Lute and Song, Morrison's time has come to a glorious climax for it is his time to be dethroned by the Baron of Straight Edge. Our Great Emperor McMahon shall not dispatch Charles Michael Punk for it was foretold in Bards Tales that a great one from the East will save us (peasents) all from the false Stuart who sits on the Throne of Extreme.