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Are you happy now that Kevin Nash successfully killed the division and made it into one big comedy act?

He should tour the brands and rip all the mid-carders Masters (roids) Sabu (sleeping) Helms (comic books) Benjamin (video games) Punk (out poping DX and making out) To Masters: - "HEY MUSCLEHEAD YEAH I'M TALKING TO YOU.....you boring piece of shit you with that stupid full nelson challenge shit don't you remember me slipping out of that move when we had a match on Raw....yeah thats right an old 20 years past his prime man got out of your best move....go learn a real submission based on the martial arts or something BOY! To Sabu - *throws a roll of tape at Sabu* "HEY HOMICIDAL, GENOCIDAL, SUICIDAL, STUPIDAL....Sabu whats wrong this week hurt knee from missing the jump off the chair PUT SOME TAPE ON IT....cut yourself jumping onto a table PUT SOME TAPE ON IT.....Damn I don't understand how you got popular without saying a word for so many years...do you even speak english To Helms - "STANDBACK HE COMES THE GIMMICK THAT SELL TOYS if you took just 1% you used in taking care of your comicbooks....oh I'm sorry GRAPHIC NOVELS with the damn plastic and backboards shit you might of been something more than just a midcard nobody! You see I'm Ric WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Flair just like Batman I'm been here since the begining of time and was able to change with the times being able to pull off being both the good guy and the bad guy and having the fans remember me for being the best. YOU well you did that cartoon for so long that its the only thing that you will be remembered for hell it took 4 fucking natural disasters in a row for you to change your gimmick! You should of turned heel earlier! To Benjamin - "HOW MANY FUCKING CHANCES HAS THE COMPANY GIVEN YOU....everytime WWE gave you a big push you fucked it up WWE pushed you as the WORLDS GREATEST TAG TEAM then when WWE split you up for the big singles push you fuck up by blowing highspots.....then WWE brought in you're momma cause you needed just loved her chunky soup WWE gave you the IC belt again but you went nowhere with it and now your back to square one with Charlie HAAAAAS....DON'T SCREW THIS UP by playing Guitar Hero all night! To CM Punk - "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE....how dare you get more cheers than HHH and the Heart Break Kid on PPV! You think you're special cause you got all of the fans of the Northeast drinking Pepsi well guess what fans on the Pacific drink FANTA the hippies of the Northwest drink coffee and the rest of the country drink COKE! You only got those nerds and geeks who live in mommy's basement as fans the rest of the world don't know who you are! And what's this shit about you fucking your girl in public....don't you understand what kayfabe is boy! you got to live your gimmick in and out of the ring WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I wined and dined with beauty queens WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I've took Miss Universe to Space Mountain and had her scream my name in the peaks and valleys of the ride WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO thats right Miss Universe the most beautiful woman in the god man universe! To be the man you got to beat the man....you think you're good enough to walk that isle.....HA we will see.

Now I'm starting to think that Slyar and Peter have the same powers where all they have to do is be close to somebody to absorb the powers. I'm starting to think the whole deal about the flip-top heads and missing brains is done for fun...cause Slyar is EVIL~ Which goes back to my theory on how Slyar took Eden's power, killed her with her own gun, faked his death, and is out walking around looking for trouble.

Now we know who the rapper trolls are.

As the announcer Kris Kloss would say "WHY AM I CALLING THIS WSX..." we all know its XPW under a different name I bet they did it to disassociate themselves from the porn company that was paying the bills.

I don't know if I can stand more of the Nikki/Jessica development her powers is boring ohhhh she has a split personality but no acting skills to pull it off! Golem she is not

Well TNA is going to have to change the way it does its tv tapings if it is going to get the wrestlers over via matches. Now let's do the math TNA's tv tapings run around 3 hours which will be edited down to 3 weeks worth of Impact. Now the big question is how do you get the FAN excited enough to buy TNA merchandise? Do you: A) Have wrestling matches that will be remembered on its merit of spotsfest, technical, or psychology B) Re-enact scenes from General Hospital C) Get drunk in a hotel room do crazy shit and record it with a hand held cam D) bait and switch E) have segments that don't last longer than 5 minutes so that nothing sinks in. What Impact has become is a poorly edited informercial that is trying to sell PPVs on the basis of post match brawls after every match, women yelling at people, comedy skits that are done just to get people on tv. Where does this all lead to thats right TNA is going out of business in 3 months...

I don't know.

I miss Eiko Koike saying "And the winner is MirKO Crooooo-COP!" I don't think Eiko Koike speaks English. You're probably thinking of the crazy old white lady that always screams the fighters' names. Eiko Koike: Lenne Hardt (crazy old white lady): I'll just imagine that it was one of the ring girls doing the announcing....I love J-pop idols.

Tony Romo says "HAAAAAAAAAAAA HA!" to you.

Even if it was booked as described by HTQ the PPV match itself would still have run-ins from every Scarface mark living in Florida and Brother Runt would still walk in doing his drunk Taxi Driver gimmick and Senshi would probably run-in for no other reason but to team up with Homicide again. There is no closure to Russo angles just never ending run-ins, swerves, and shoots to confuse people.

I did like Super Parka's run as a rudo in his feud with Hijo de Santo in Tijuana from a few years back. This weeks AAA was watchable well mostly due to the Minis match and the guys from NOAH vs Mexican Powers to bad it suffered from run-in madness from La Secta. Also Gran Apache & Allien had some sweet double team spots the best being the catapult & diamond cutter move and the classic Midnight Express hanging on the ropes spot but it was all bitter sweet since they both are old & slow so it was bitter sweet.

Konnan beating up Bullet Bob to get at BG James was stupid then and this shit of LAX beating up Uncle Dudley is just as bad the whole deal about the police is pointless.

I miss Eiko Koike saying "And the winner is MirKO Crooooo-COP!"

Night at the Museum is never going to leave the multiplex will it?

Well Underworld (2003) made $51 million and the sequel made $62 million so there is a market for werewolf chick flicks. Or it's a market for movies where Kate Beckinsale wears tight black leather suits. Maybe the horror fanboys wanted to see a big budget movie with hot women fighting and we all know that Vampire and/or Werewolf movies can draw. Too bad Blood & Chocolate suffered from both a bad script and unknown cast.

This is a good point, but Ausint was a face, or "shades of grey bullshit" that we keep using to describe Russo. Austin being face and being arrested which made us hate the heel (mcmahon). that worked. Why do an angle where the heels get arrested? The faces win, and thats boring. So whats the point? Now that LAX havent been arrested, Team 3D have more of a reason to hate them because, "they got away with it". Too bad that storyline will lead up to the 78479487943 run ins making the match look like shit as usual.

The Best of Rude is on the Burial of the Ultimate Warrior dvd and the Best of Mr. Perfect is on the Brett Hart one...still waiting for The Absolute Ultimate Collection of The Midnight Express.

Did they get the production crew from ESPN's The Contender which would cut to the wife or family after every punch?

Well Underworld (2003) made $51 million and the sequel made $62 million so there is a market for werewolf chick flicks.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Any idea what is on this?

I liked PG-13 rapping the theme song they had mad skillz G! Too bad Jamie Dundee or was it JC Ice D was barely 160 soaking wet he could of had a future in the company. PG-13 > Cena there I said it.

The Friday and Tuesday shows are the same....the premier is really Friday at 10.

I bet you will complain about it when you find out that the music has been edited and that the discs are of the double sided flipper variety and the most recent one is on the lid of the box.

327.5: She lost one of her ear rings that cost $75,000 and we can't pay for the insurance!