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Why order WM when you can see the rematch of the main event at Backlash or Summerslam?

In the world of the entertainment the general public would rather waste their money on something familiar than something original and the Hollywood producers are more than happy to make the formulaic cut & paste movie until it isn't profitable . Retards won't see this they are too busy auditioning for American Idol. I feel sorry for todays youth who are iodated with these MTV style movies.

With the initials MVP you would think the man was a former football player or something...

So this is Monty Brown's official WWE merchandising name?

I was afraid that Blood and Chocolate would be #1.

Is Kriss Kloss the announcer from XPW who would always say things like "WHY THE HELL AM I CALLING YOU MARTINEZ" to the color commentator?

This wouldn't happen if he was white. What was he suppose to do after the kick run around the ring to do a victory dance while Salmon bitches and complains about early stoppage to the ref?

The Headbangers was a great team for its time period since they were better than the pig farmers, the cowboys, city public workers, the 2 tall guys that did powerbombs, etc. Too bad the gimmick was killed the day they were told to wear Madonna cone bras.....I guess Jerry Lawler was jealous that TOO MUCH/COOL didn't get a long title reign or a fan following. Steve Blackman was different than anybody out there at the time in the WWF he was like the Sandman who was sober and knew martial arts. Ahmed Johnson - I wondered if he ever had a Jhery Curl cause he was one greasy man I guess he walked around with a bottle of baby oil everywhere. The feud with Farooq was watchable. Farooq - Who the hell thought it was a good idea to give the man the bright blue Spartacus gladiator costume? DAMN! Sid - Great on the mic when he would change the tone of his voice from the whisper to the intense voice. Sid was so great at using the Powerbomb that the WWF decided to give the move to everybody who worked for them in 1995!

Did they use a green screen for the "lava"?

I'll take the 2.5 hour programming of UFC TUF, Unleashed, Inside the UFC over Raw if they went head to head.

Its kind of hard to be scared of something that is being promoted as a live action cartoon or circus sideshow act.

Damn I was looking forward to New Jack throwing people off the balcony on to tables. Oh well at least I get to see what all the hype about Teddy Hart is now. So is this what every other generic Death Match indy promotion looks like in America?

It looked like it had the budget of a public access backyard wrestling show and spent all of its money on breakable tables and exploding shit. I'll still watch just to see if New Jack kills someone or if Teddy Hart does one flip too many and lands on his head this WSX has trainwreck written all over it. Couldn't they at least get a venue that didn't look like an abandon wearhouse or at least buy some turnbuckle covers? WHY THE HELL IS THIS ON NOW I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO PREMIER ON TUESDAY?

I remember playing games that were on weird looking cards instead of cartages on the Genesis Power Converter, I think R-Type was one of them.

Tim Duncan missed getting a triple double by one block.

Nice choker there Stephanie are you getting ready for a Dog Collar match against Shane for ownership of the company and will Vince & Linda be in the corners?

Options: 1) Hardy Boys is the only legit team in my opinion that the fans can actually care about and after about 2 months they can give the belts to MNM who can then feud with the 5-Finger-Discount-Brothers. Really how many times can Jeff Hardy battle Bischoff's intern for the IC belt? Just give the MNM boys the rub so the tag team division can finally look somewhat respectable. 2) HBK can find a mystery partner who is on the rise who actually needs the rub it can be anybody it does not matter just as long as this person looks good in the end. I would continue the DX vs Rated RKO feud leading up to the climax at Wrestlemania where all for would be involved in the Elimation Chamber for the WWE World Heavyweight Title, this is where I would split both teams as they all turn on each other elimating their partners. 3) Give the belt to Cryme Tyme on the next Raw in a no nothing 8 minute match and continue the comedy using the belts as props challenging mix & match teams of lowcard nobodies never being elevated beyond opening match on Raw and most likely never defending the belts on PPV ever.

Why waste the #1 heel on Raw in Edge on the lame comedy act that is nothing but ripoffs of the Wayans Brothers and In Living Color? Edge is money no need to have him lose to the no talent team in Cryme Tyme when Rated RKO is to lose the tag team belts let it be to the Hardy Boys or HBK & mystery partner.

What about the Critical Countdown card for the PRIDE FC Super Heavyweight Grand Prix? Nothing but wild swinging from Sapp countered by the Sprawl & Brawl of Tim Slyvia to be the carny sensationalism that is the typcially main event of the Saitama Super Arena card. Mirko > Kawada in the high kick category! The Europeans are the great at the kickboxing style with people like Overeem brothers, Semmy Schilt, Gilbert Yvel KTFO people. And then there are the Chute Boxe Academy guys from Brazil that dominate the stand up with their Muay Thai and flying knees. I would say that American style is primary KO punchers or wrestlers that do nothing but ground & pound. And the Russians are cyborgs...

I prefer my beverages in bottles over cans.

I guess Herring was part of the package deal to get Jens Pulver, BJ Penn, Anderson Silva, Cro-Cop, Rampage....take the good with the bad. It's nice to see the TUF guys progress skill wise as I never ever seen anybody pull a armbar submission from the back position and its a good thing that Rashad is adding more tools to his arsenal. Too bad Leben and Bonnar who were suppose to be the glory boys have regressed in the past showings on Spike tv Fight Night cards. The search for the savior of the Heavyweight division shall continue until someone can KTFO Tim "I never leave home without my belt" Slyvia. Hm are they any good heavyweights from WEC or any one from K-1 they can buy cheap? I really want to see Bob Sapp or Mark Hunt challenge Tim Slyvia for the UFC Heavyweight Championship of the World.

WWE needs to find a way to get the couple on one of those extreme make over shows be it on the The Learning Channel's What Not to Wear or any of the ABC or FOX programs.

Impact needs more cowbell, Sabin vs Jerry Lynn, Raven's Eyes Wide Shut masquerade craziness, more evil AJ and more Joe brawling Angle for good measure.

Would it be fair to say that UFC style is: 1) Win decisions by getting numerous takedowns but not doing anything on the ground. 2) KTFO opponents by pretending that this is pseudo boxing. With O'Brien vs Herring being the prototype of the boring style? When they were standing O'Brien was running backwards counter punching waiting to set up the wrestling takedown so he can take a restbreak and Herring giving chase throwing haymakers attempting to get the one punch KO.

So how many of the bad acts been able to extend their 15 minutes of fame this year so I have seen 3 being the fat boyscout and monkey boy friend working as a team on the Jimmy Kimmel Show and the cross dressing Barbara Streinsand singer, Ian on Extra or Insider.