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"It's not a bald spot. It's a solar panel, for a sex machine." :lol::lol::lol::lol: He gets plugged in to the Matrix and downloads old Hillbilly Jim fighting moves. "Whoa, I know square dancing"

Surely you'd have to be pretty slow on the uptake not to realise what that meant. And that it's not worth leaving a Bikini Contest early to go and get dumped. He is co-dependent, lonely, has self-esteem problems, is a bitch that runs away from conflicts, did I mention he is highly impressionable. The second a woman talks to him he thinks he is going to get married. I don't do drugs hm....kay.

Jamal splashing Carmella would be kinda funny. Perfect way to turn Rosie heel.

The hardsell for the PPV is on so what match did they not hype yet?

$20 says that the Benoit, Regal, Tajiri, Rhyno vs Evolution de la Resistence was his idea.

It has the potential to be good I can see it now....... You are in a headlock, roll the 6 sided die to see if you can escape. Congraduations you got a 4 you throw you opponet to the ropes, roll two 10 sided dice to see what move you do......if the sum of the dice is under 10 you do a low impact move if it is over you do a high impact move.

Its clubbin time

Why is HHH wearing the DDP ace bandage?

Would you prefer Coach interviewing the Diva Search women while they call each other SLUT, CUM STAIN, ANAL WART, DINGLE BERRY?

Starter Kid: "Repeat after me: The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain." Lita: "Teh rain in Shpain fallsh mainly on the suffle." *Starter Kid sighs* Kane: "FIX HER! FIX MY WOMAN!" They then do a genetic test and find out that Lita is related to the Hardy's, thus explaining why she shares the same genetic speech impedement that Jeff has. Matt has a good laugh about it, they buy Kane some cargo pants, Jeff builds something out of aluminum foil, and they all go back to NC and become one big happy family. I can just imagine Matt, Lita, the baby, Kane, Jeff Hardy and one of Jeff's "Alumininummies" going into Old Navy. Go Team Venture Go

What? Wardrobe Malfunction? Where?

Bradshaw should call La Migra on her. Puerto Rico is an American Territory. No way she is Carribean Cool Chica from Cuba.

This match needs Joey Styles CATFIGHT~

Bradshaw should call La Migra on her.

Since when was Nidea an actress from Galavision?

Only the worst announcer in the company can make Orton look good. IT'S BRILLIANT

Lose the extra kicker or tight end, it does not matter which one.

Even though...with reports..those are usually among the highest rated segments on RAW right?... but whatever. Divas This is Your Life.

Diva shit is on so its time to change the channel along with 800,000 of wrestling fans.

They were cheering for Rhyno from Detroit and Benoit from Atlanta

Conway does have blond highlights so he must be Billy Gunn.

I'm lovin this match.

And that's different than 90% of WWE PPVs how? But are'nt the PPVs spaced out 6 weeks now? It looks like The Creative is made of several college freshmen who started writing a research paper at midnight when it is due at 8 AM the next mourning.

La Rez = New Age Outlaws half of DX? Who is Road Dogg and who is Billy Gunn? Does it matter? Neither one of them can do shit as singles wrestlers.

Is it me or is the whole Unforgiven PPV is being drafted at the last minute tonight on Raw?