Damaramu

That Andy Kauffman story is great....

Don't you live in Oklahoma City? That could be why. My town is basically country, so it's more prevalent here. I live in Moore which is a suburb of OKC...so yeah....that could be it. I've never even been on a freaking farm.

Yeah how is it that I live in Oklahoma, a place that is supposed to be full of farms and shit, and I've never been, seen, or heard of anyone cow tipping!?

God I watched The Natural today. Damn fine movie. Couple of questions though: -Why were they called the Knights when every other team had their real name? -Was it the Bookie who bet on everything that had him shot? -When he said "You're right Memo we have met before" it was almost like he was saying she was Harriet....but that lady died.....didn't she? -And Whammer just kind of dissapeared didn't he?

I have a feeling Dodgeball will be the greatest sports movie ever........

You mean Vision Quest? Man they made us watch that shit on our Rugby springbreak trip. Imagine 30 homophobic athletes in a little cabin watching a very homoerotic movie..ugh......

I couldn't decide if this belongs in Sports or Movie's so I came here. What is everyone's favorite sports movie? Be it funny or heartwarming or whatever. Heck name individual sports. My favorite sports movie is Rudy. That movie makes me feel good every single time I watch it. I also like the Major League movies....as there have been WAY to many baseball movies made and most of them are kiddy(angels in the outfield, rookie of the year, etc.) but these movies are some funny baseball movies. *Willy Mayes Hayes wakes up outside the training camp in the parking lot* SHIT!? Did I get cut already!?

I like Leno.....he's pretty funny. I've never found Letterman funny though.

YES! More Simpsons!

Yeah he doesn't have to suck up....he's got it made. However others may find it in there best interest to suck up to Randy. "I really like that Hurricane Kid. He bought me a new car! And some ice cream!" "Hurricane....uhhh.......see I told you uhh........you give a little you get a little, Jericho's jobbing to you for the next month."

That bastard! Only main eventers and X-Pac get seconds!

When I saw the headline of this thread I said "I bet it came from the Torch" and what do ya know!?

Not to get off subject but.........JP your list shows all of the Lakers championships........and calls them the greatest franchise on Earth. Yet: Lakers: 9 championships(according to your sig) Celtics: 16 championships. Win 7 more. Now back on subject.......Golf is hard for me......

Well.......Linsdey Lohan is hot.........and we all hated girls like this in High School.......ah hell I'm fishing.

Hey Zack I sent you a question a couple of days ago.......do you have it? Can you respond.....I'd like your help.

Well I'll probably be there this season(gotta play A&M in rugby the day before) so we'll see how loud it is. I'll see in person. I expect one of the loudest places in College football this season to be Manhattan Kansas during OU/KSU.

I'm pretty sure of these two: Eufaula (Oh-fo-la) and Chickasha (Chick-a-shay) I only knew Chickasha since I knew someone from there. I'm from Texas though. It's actually "U-fall-ah."

A lot of this list I think pretty much goes on anywhere in the US.

Yeah they have a fearsome place to play and crazy fans.....but there team sucks. If you could have the talent that an Oklahoma or USC has and put it at A&M with the fans and stadium then they'd be pretty much unstoppable at home. But they are shitty. Plus it's easy to take there fans out of the game. OSU went down there and whipped the hell out of them. Hell if OU repeats what they did last season to A&M this season there fans will all leave.

Why do you put Oklahoma on that list Kotz? I mean I'd think the only thing that'd make it a hard place to win is the team you're facing. We only get like super loud if it's a team that has beaten us the last season. Such as OSU this past season....you could not hear a GOD DAMN THING during that game because it was so fucking loud. I guess that "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!" during kickoffs would be annoying to. Unless of course you know something from seeing it on TV that I don't know. I get a different perception at the games. Oh and.......A&M is one of the hardest places to win at. The fans are rabid and the way they all sway back and forth is disorienting. Plus the place echoes. It fucking echoes. And you can hear the people at the stadium up to 3 miles away supposedly. And the stadium shakes because of how loud it gets.

Alright I got this list in my email today and I figured I'd post it. It's one of those "you know you live here if....." lists and this one is for Oklahoma. I'll go through it and see if I know any of these. And you guys tell me if any apply to you or your state. You know you're from Oklahoma if: 1. You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, Okemah, and Chickasha -Yes I can. 2. You think that people who complain about the wind in their states are sissies. -Damn straight. 3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel. -Well not me personally but my dad went and stood in front of the front window until he saw the funnel last time we had one. I am desensitived to tornado's though since I've been hit by like 4 in my lifetime. 4. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway. -Not on the highway but I have experienced it on a back road. And I've experienced it on a backroad in Texas as well. 5. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. -Hell yes. God damn Oklahoma weather. 6. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availablity of shade. -Yes...I always try to find shade. 7. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks. -Well they have bags but we call them sacks. 8. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals. -Never in my life. 9. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent. -Well living next to Oklahoma City I don't really meet many people around here from a bigger city. But everywhere else I've been in the country....you people do! I surpisingly have no accent.......weird. 10. You measure distance in minutes. -True. "How many minutes away is that?" 11. You refer to the capital of Oklahoma as "The City" -True 12. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash. -Will Rogers? Nah...... 13. Little Smokies are something you only serve on special occasions. -I'm embarassed about this one but.......yes. If you count Wrestlemania and the Super Bowl as special occasions. 15. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit. -Yes.....the weather here is unpredictable sez I! 16. You know cowpies are not made of beef. -Who doesn't? 17. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date. -Yes I know a girl that couldn't get married b/c it was OU/Texas weekend. 18. You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist. -Well not personally. But this practice is more rampant in Texas. 19. A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at a 4-way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the other go first. -Yes. Stupid old ladies.... 20. You know in which state Miam-uh is and in which state Miam-ee is. -Yup. We have a Miam-uh spelled Miami. 21. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store. -by all the major lakes here.....yes. 22. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it. -well i don't have a place at the lake....but yes I have known people like this...specifically my grandparents. 23. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford F350 4x4 is. -Bullshit! I see the Ford's everywhere. Now a Mercedes..... 24. You know everything goes better with Ranch. -Ranch is good on various meats. 25. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply. -I can't shoot a gun. This should apply to Texas more than Oklahoma(or as I call it....Texas Jr.) 26. You actually get these jokes and tell them to your friends! -Sadly.....yes....I am doing just that now. Finally you are 100% Oklahoman if you have ever heard this conversation: "You want a coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?" "Dr. Pepper." Yes I've done that to.

Umm.....I didn't break any bones my first game.......then again I'm not a normal person. I went to practice for a month and the week long spring break camp before I ever set foot on the field in a real game.......

What did everyone think of the restart of Smith/Dama?

More developments in The Cult/Smith feud as Ryan Smith takes on Skull Kid!

I still want to be able to create my own rivalry. I mean come one......it'd be awesome to play a team and have several good games over the course of a few years to the point where it becomes a rivalry.