WrestlingDeacon

If I ever come back I'll have Frost wrestle in the Memphsi Eel's jumpsuit.

who played college football in Florida, as did RON SIMMONS

he also moonlighted as a video game programing consultant for a bit once, as did CHRIS JERICHO

good, keep him out of the ring and away from KANE

She looks like a 36 year old trying to look like a 18 year old and thereby making herself look like a 56 year old trying to look 36. It's all in the math.

Are you saying you can't be a grandma at the age of 36? Because you can. If she had a kid at 18 and that kid had a kid at 18, presto.

Actually I think the Barbarian looks a little smaller than I remember him being the last time I saw him in the WCW. He was just a bulky mass of bulk.

Close enough. Be sure to note that their initials spell PIG and HOG. To be even more hickish they had HILLBILLY JIM for a manager for a time.

Cat People: This exotic Serbian chick comes to the US as a fashion designer and falls for a regular American guy. They get married, but there marriage is suffering because she's real frigid. The reason is because she feels that she suffers from an ancient curse that whenever she gets "emotionally aroused" she turns into a panther and kills people. The husband finds this ridiculous and sends her to a shrink. Turns out she's not so crazy after all. This was remade in 1982 by Paul Schrader.

I'm in. Sorrowfully I've followd college ball the least of any time in the past and I should probably get a massive ass beatdown. I'm just picking my boys at Pitt to run the table and saying to hell with it.

Hey Thugg we need the group ID number to sign up, not the group name. You're lucky I don't call you a dipshit, dipshit. Get your ass in gear!

Damn, I need Looker on DVD because it's cheesy and sucks hard. They need to cater to my market more. Thumbs up for Dead Ringer and Cat People.

My favorite parts of the I Know Black People was the old white college professor and the writer singing the Good Times theme song. There were like three Good Times questions. That cracked me up more than anything. If I heard the ad right at the end of the show they're going to have a mini-marathon this coming Saturday night of the first eight shows of this season. I also don't know if I've mentioned this before, but I picked up the first season DVD from Wal-Mart for under twenty bucks. It was a great buy.

who also feuded with HENRY GODWINN during that period as well.

Yeah, wasn't feeling it tonight. Just seemed kind of off. The I know Black People bit was a decent idea, but it was too long and couldn't carry the show.

I'm not feeling the keeping it real segment. However, as I think about it, I really dug the world series of dice bit from last week. I'd probably put it in top five favorites.

and it did! On this past RAW, Mick and Rock redid the "This is your Life" bit and asked JIMMY SNUKA to be in their corner at Wrestlemania. Harking back to Wrestlemania I.

I'm telling you the guy needs an abdominal stretch. Have him work the stomach. Like his grandma always used to say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. He's going to rip your heart out through the gut. Have him wrestle in overalls and then challenge Danny Williams to a hog pen match. It's gold.

and now he's stinking up the join in the NWATNA. I remember how people were cracking up about how he brought EVIL GOATTEE WEARING FAT ASS TONY SCHIAVONE in after shortly getting the book to interview him.

Which one of them got hit by the Pizza Hut delivery guy and sued their asses?

Nope, different guy. Jason Bernard. And he died of heart attack back in '96. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0076251/

They just announced his death, so yeah. Since they don't know when he went into the river his official date of the death will be listed as the day the body was found. Incidents like this have happened a couple times before. Wasn't there some drummer who was missing for years and they finally found his body in an old van or something a couple years ago?

but he did wind up fighting RIC FLAIR and getting his head shaved to reveal that he was gray as a mule at the roots.

Throw in Spalding Gray and you have your three. I was always a fan of Winfield and found him to be vastly underrated. Great voice and subtle acting skill. He could be hilariously funny and drop dead serious. He could even had dignity to something like Walker Texas Ranger which I saw him guesting on while flipping through the channels recently.

Yes, Kenny Rogers' Jackass is one of the funniest segments I've ever seen on any sketch comedy show. It's just so absurd and out of left field. I always did like Nicole Sullivan, but I think she's got a crazy eye or something. And fuck her for winning celebrity poker on Bravo and then using the winning to neuter cats. Build orphanage or feed the homeless, bitch.