Thoth

From another site: "The list of problems with my 3 hour old xbox 360 launch console: 1. Wireless controller refuses to charge with the 'quick charge usb adapter'. It'll work plugged in, but not charge. I now have a $70 hardwired controlled. 2. The harddrive arm strikes something when the xbox is laid out sideways. I have to keep it vertically to stop the clicking noise during read/write. 3. The little door that covers the USB ports broke after 5 openings. MS customer service said they don't have any 360 parts in their database yet but they'll call me when they do. 4. The media linkup refuses to recognize anything plugged into it. ipod, psp, thumbdrive, etc. I've heard other reports along these lines and I think a good chunk of launch units have lower-grade USB controllers then others. 5. It refuses to recognize my media center PC. Via hardwired network, Wi-fi network, or even direct crossover ethernet connection. MS tech support said they just opened a ticket for this issue and will call me back." This is not an isolated incident, btw. I've seen this posted at least 30-40 times. I know someone who has problems. After less than a day they have already fucked up.

I work at a Target... damn, people who want a system at launch day... are stupid. Get your 360 next year when NGBC comes out. Right now every single game except for about 3 or 4 are ports.

I got my Xbox 360 Zero Hour wristband yesterday. I need to find my lighter and a digi camcorder.

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Damn, there's a weird bump. I still can't imagine using anything else as a finisher, though.

Did you go to ratemyhooker.com beforehand? Okay, in all seriousness, there is a site where you can rank various escorts on their abilities. Google it or something, I don't care enough to myself. Lemme know what she was ranked as.

I destroyed Grimedogg hardcore, if that's what you mean. Do I still hold the record for most belts ever? Damn, that's a nice record. I wanna school the newbies but I'm so lazy I'd lose.

Can't watch Heat on my Mac. Won't open the file, probably due to the DRM bs. Oh well.

Nintendo DS just got their killer app: SNK vs Capcom Cardfighters' Clash. Dear sweet god thank you. I am buying a DS JUST for this.

I use gamesgrid. Use this link: GamesGrid

I like your style, kid.

I find your avatar sexual. That is all.

Yes! Something named after me! I DID IT

Stealth delay of KoF 2002/03 for Xbox. Yay.

So the hard drive is optional? Meaning games don't need to utilize it? Wow. They fucked that up.

Fire Pro 1 on the GBA, CPU Kevin Nash vs CPU Goldberg. Goldberg wails away on Nash the entire match. Goes for the Jackhammer, hits it, only gets 2. Both men stay down after the kickout. Nash gets up, goes for the cover, 1, 2, 3. I was in shock.

I should pay more attention. I don't even know who half these people are.

Someome please explain Mushiking Terry. And while you're at it, the crazy announcer guy in the black robe making the weird gestures and laughing... just... Yeah. What is the deal with that entire match/segment?

If you're an SNK fan but didn't get a Terry hat because you didn't like Maximum Impact, if you pre-order King of Fighters 02/03 for Xbox at GameStop, you get a Terry hat. It's something.

I honestly thought I had everyone on the same page when I made my move. Obviously I was wrong. Oh well, it's been a long time. The Stilts match? Oh as I type this I remember what it was. Man, I tried hard to come up with wackier and wackier stips. The stilts match actually took some time to think of.

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I was convinced for the longest time, that I was inches away from being Stubby'ed when I was booking. To this day, I am pretty sure I have never told anyone the real reason why I took action against Stubby. I probably never will, since no one cares as much. I wrote a resolution to the Kruger thing, where he only had use of one arm due to cancer, by using the Clan brain implant thing, where he could only use one arm because he believed he could. My favorite thing about the fed was when I was booking, I would always put the people I couldn't think of to do anything in a wacky stipulation match. I'm still pissed at you guys for ruining Calvinball by using 'zones'. A true Calvinball match forgets it is a match and turns into a monologue that isn't even related to anything. Or something like that. My favorite stip match was the one where you had to smear bubble gum on your opponent's face. I wonder how many people I pissed off with my booking. That weren't Spike Jenkins.

With the same sprite from 1993, no less.

Dunno how that happened, Tom. Delete this after you post the real show.

Bitch, I own you. Admit it, you lolled.