Thoth

This isn't even plausible. You should totally swerve this by posting a picture of yourself, and *GASP* you're black. THEN I'd be shocked.

I've never been in a real Halo 2 Clan. Would like to be in one. My strengths include decent single engagement skills, vehicle handling, and creative trash talk.

You fucking shit crack whore. Waah waah waah BITCH DRINKS? Fuck you. I pop cosmos and fuzzy navels all the time. Ain't nothing wrong with that. Fucking cunt.

What would I do with it? 1) I can make it a video report, but really, all it would let me do is hold humorous signs to the camera like "Boston Strangler had a Boston Tea Party of his own when he got dumped into the ocean" 2) I can bring back the Audio Report, in podcast form. Either way, would you like to see anything specific in it? I'd like to cover the actual angles and matches in the SWF, while nailing each with some punchline. Hopefully, I can do it without getting distracted and sidetracked into nonsensical jokes. The interviews I did were really hard to do with having to go into each specific part of speech and edit the frequency to sound like a lower pitched version of me. I'd love to do interviews where the other guy has a mic and can record into wav format, so that I can actually get the real voices in. Thoughts?

I joined March 2001, and my first match I wrote was a loss to Lucky, who put me through a table. Fucker. I won my next match, which was a four way. My worst moment: Either Orochi, or giving Ash the TV belt. Best moment: Either the first HiaC with Silent, or beating Flesher for my only World Title when he was in the middle of a hot streak.

In case someone as dumb as Randy Myers comes along.

I can replace him. You want that?

It was funny for a bit, though I can't believe I was so retarded I couldn't remember what I was posting with.

As of today, it's official; Apple's moving to Intel. And apparently, from the get go, there were versions of OS X running on Pentiums.

Fallout was so cool in the Clan because he pretty much never lost.

CANCER CANCER CANCER LOLZ

Because you're drunk.

We buried the hatchet last year. Jesus Christ.

detachablepepe: Thoth. 1:00 AM Ted Polak: Yo. Ted Polak: That's me. Ted Polak: You are...? Detachable Pepe: you may know me as Munich Ted Polak: Oh. Ted Polak: New SN. Detachable Pepe: or you can all me Arch Ted Polak: OMG Detachable Pepe: yeah, kinda Ted Polak: I don't follow the SWF anymore. Detachable Pepe: that sucks man Detachable Pepe: your internet shows owned Detachable Pepe: what are up to these days, man? Ted Polak: I dunno. Ted Polak: School. Detachable Pepe: Santa Clara, right? Ted Polak: Santa Barbara. Detachable Pepe: ahh Detachable Pepe: dude, I am drunk tonight, by the way..hence why I am messaging you Detachable Pepe: honestly Detachable Pepe: you know, we havent seen eye to eye in a long time, but you know, even if you once believed you had the power of destruction on your side...you're alright by me Ted Polak: Huh? Ted Polak: Man, I have nothing in the SWF. Ted Polak: No power. Ted Polak: Don't even care. Detachable Pepe: I know that. 1:10 AM Detachable Pepe: I remember hearing about you talking about mind powers you had...how you could get into people's mind Ted Polak: Oh pfft. Ted Polak: I've sharpened my focus. Ted Polak: I can't do much anymore. Detachable Pepe: Im just saying that I had misjudged you in the past, and I realize that youre just a normal guy, like me Detachable Pepe: ok, im not normal Detachable Pepe: but hey, you rock man Ted Polak: Okay. Detachable Pepe: and if you want to crank call me anytime you may Detachable Pepe: I would get a kick out of it Ted Polak: Right. Ted Polak: You make poor decisions. Detachable Pepe: meh, of course I do Detachable Pepe: we all do Detachable Pepe: so hey, did you ever get that anime off the ground with Kitsu? Ted Polak: Wow. Ted Polak: No. Ted Polak: There never was an anime. Ted Polak: Lolz Detachable Pepe: a hoax, Thoth? Detachable Pepe: or was it something different? Ted Polak: I dunno. Ted Polak: You tell me. Detachable Pepe: I don't know, you were the one talking about it for six months 1:15 AM Detachable Pepe: hello? Ted Polak: What? Detachable Pepe: the SWF characters and the cartoons...what ever happened? Ted Polak: Cancer. Detachable Pepe: Kitsu got cancer...I'm sorry man. Ted Polak: No. Ted Polak: I got cancer and died. Detachable Pepe: I guess we both must have The Force in our blood, because you are able to talk to me beyond the grave Detachable Pepe: I'm drunk. Not stupid. Ted Polak: You died? Ted Polak: That sucks. Detachable Pepe: inside Detachable Pepe: many times Ted Polak: No. Detachable Pepe: part of growing up Ted Polak: I mean like died as in stabbed to death. Detachable Pepe: you can get cancer from being stabbed to death? Ted Polak: It's remarkably easy to not care about a thing you are saying. Detachable Pepe: I understand Detachable Pepe: you dont like me Detachable Pepe: its cool tho Ted Polak: Well, I mean right now you are being a douche. Ted Polak: And you need to cut it out. Detachable Pepe: Ah, all right. I was just really into the SWF cartoon, is all Ted Polak: That's like saying I'm into my second penis. Detachable Pepe: and I was not attempting to be a douche...you were being a douche intentionally Ted Polak: Yes, in the hopes you would go away or something. Detachable Pepe: you can block me, you pompous fuck Detachable Pepe: *flips you off from afar( Detachable Pepe: are, I can block you Detachable Pepe: are = or Ted Polak: Go nuts. Detachable Pepe: I won't Ted Polak: Okay. Detachable Pepe: I wont give you the satisfaction Ted Polak: Whatever. I'm posting this in your retarded drunk thread. Ted Polak: When I did drunk threads I knew how to do them. Detachable Pepe: go for it

The new King of Fighters, KXI, is going on location test this weekend! The promo art for it looks kickass so far. I really hope they take full advantage of the new hardware. (Fuck Xbox 360, this is what I'm hyped for.)

New graphic engine for backgrounds, and a new fighting engine. Shit did change.

Well, as a team of people from Garou, I guess it makes sense, but you're right, it makes no sense. And Duck King has actually been a fan request for some time. The '97 team of Mary, Billy, and Yamazaki was put in by fan vote; the top 3 would be made a team. In 4th place was Duck King. Even so, I'll miss Joe mooning his opponents.

Joined as Ne Cede Malis

2003 didn't have Choi, but this is the first game where there's pretty much no Korean team. No footage of the game yet. And Ash is my hero, so he stays.

These are the teams. Ash Crimson, Oswald, Shen Woo K', Kula Diamond, Maxima Terry Bogard, Kim Kaphwan, Duck King B.Jenet, Gato, Tizoc "The Griffon Mask" Kyo Kusanagi, Iori Yagami, Shingo Yabuki Vanessa, Blue Mary, Ramon Ralf Jones, Clark Still, Whip Ryo Sakazaki, Yuri Sakazaki, King Malin, Kasumi Todoh, Eiji Kisaragi Elizabeth, Duo Lon, Benimaru Nikaido Athena Asamiya, Sie Kensou, Momoko Among some of the changes, Kula gained an air fireball and Kyo got his old fireball back.

Please to be the joining.

Only Kyo, K', Ash, Duolon, and Shen are confirmed so far. But we'll know in two days.

I had fun.

If your Xbox has a Thompson drive, Morrowind will crash on you and skip and generally do awful things; beware.

Just put the files on a Unix server... it'll be alllll goooood.