Thoth

BTW, I disbanded the Clan due to lack of interest, but if anyone wants to get it going again PM me or something.

Push him to the ICTV.

Oh my god. The show where we invaded the JL and got K-Os and Annie in the Clan. That was so cool.

I guess this is the big payoff to the me vs. Janus feud. I won, I think.

Kibs gets an award for the two times he destroyed people trying to be funny. Flesher gets an award for using big words. Even though no one was paying attention at that point. Drea gets an award for being the first to bite and jumping in the furry cesspool with me. I get an award.

Halo 2 Map Pack Discuss.

A friend of mine returned his PSP today, citing dirt under the screen. He felt that for $250, he should get a better product. (+$80 for whatever Fry's bundled with it) He said he'll buy it again when Sony gets their act together. 2007 should be a banner year for them.

Well, the first 4 maps will come in late April...

PROMO (Thoth): "I invented the Calvinball match! I have a right to decide how I envision the match!" "If it weren't for you damn kids messing things up, we could have had a classic to end all classics." *Thoth takes a puff from whatever he's holding* "Mothernature something something something..."

I stand by my statement that Calvinball 2 is one of the greatest disappointments in SWF history, and I blame Mike Van Siclen for putting a list of guidelines on how to write the match.

Are you kidding? That match ruined the whole idea of Calvinball, which had no rules. WHY DO THEY KEEP FOLLOWING RULES?!

Calvinball was not the greatest stipulation I ever thought of. The answer would be the Big League Chew Battle Royale.

Why did you choose that name for your character? I was obsessed, obsessed I tell you, with the Marathon games, which Bungie made before Halo. In them, there are 4 Artificial Intelligences. One was Leela, which is a girls' name, so that's out. Durandal appealed to me for a bit, but I nixed it (though I later gave Tom Flesher the "honor" of the name). Tycho sounded too much like the guy from Penny Arcade. So we're left with Thoth. The main problem with Thoth was that he had no personality in the game. Literally, none. He spoke in obscure rhymes and phrases. Why do they look the way they do? Because I am a King of Fighters nut. I've said it before, I'll say it again: Thoth's looks are a blatant ripoff of Iori Yagami. When I changed gimmick to Orochi, I ripped off Orochi's look from KoF. I used the look to my psychological advantage, as the strap-pants helped me (in my match) win the world title from Flesher. Why is their character the way it is, and is this different from how you originally envisaged them? I think a lot of what happened to Thoth over the years was out of my control, and I really like that. Thoth was, at the very beginning, a bloodthirsty mindless Raven ripoff. Later, I joined the Clan, and became a bloodthirsty mindless Raven ripoff with a posse. I wrote really shitty promos back then. It wasn't until the feud with Silent that never ended that I got some dimension. Having him as a brother was the coolest thing that happened to my character, to give him some depth and dimension. Let's ignore the DDR gimmick for the time being. I wish though, that in the end, I worked more programs with more people, although the Clan-Carnival feud was fun while it lasted. If there was one thing you would want your character remembered for, what would it be? The Clan. I have others, like my US Title reign, but the Clan was my favorite thing I ever did. I wish I had put more effort into it, but we had awesome people like Spider Nekura, Silent, Tom Flesher, and Fallout.

Word, Muzz. SWF is for fuckin' nerds.

Suicide King is a year older! As a present, I'm unbanning Janus. Although his chatroom still consists of the most miserable people I have ever seen. Post your well wishes for God! (I.E. SK)

I will not ban him from the forums, however, every time he posts I will edit it to say something witty. However, this also means he will not be able to create a new character, or return with an old one. At least until my terms are met.

Janus is banned until further notice. That is all.

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Gamertag: ThothBeyond Games: Halo 2 Dead or Alive Ultimate Capcom VS SNK 2 EO Guilty Gear X2#RELOAD Project Gotham Racing 2

No marking matches = more fapping time.

Don't DO that. Scary, man. Scary.

Zed sounds funny when he screams for mercy.

There is a decent amount of a chance that I won't be able to get matches in until tomorrow. I really apologize, as I'm pretty sure this makes two in a row that I've done this, but this time it just can't be avoided. Sincerest apologies.

Guilty Gear X2#R for everything.

The Smartmarks wrestling Federation presents... SWF LOCKDOWN, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 15TH, LIVE FROM THE PEPSI CENTER IN DENVER, COLORADO! (5:00pm PDT, 8:00pm EDT; check local listings) Send marked matches, promos, etc. to Chuck Woolery Opening Promo: Landon Maddix MAIN EVENT Landon Maddix & Kaine vs Toxxic & Hollywood Spike Jenkins Maddix is the number one contender to Toxxic’s title. Kaine has challenged Spike for the Cruiserweight Title. I SMELL TAG MATCH. Rules: DQ and countout apply. Word Limit: 5500 Send To: Thoth TAG MATCH Carnage & David Cross vs Wild and Dangerous With Fury gone, I think a good replacement in team anger is Carnage. He’s angry in a disturbed way. They take on Wild and Dangerous here, who are apparently back. Rules: DQ and countout apply. Word Limit: 4500 Send To: Ace309 SIX MAN TAG MATCH Austin Sly, Ghost, & Manson vs “The Icon” Max King, Sacred, and Sean Davis. It’s ALL about the tag matches. Rules: DQ and countout apply. Word Limit: 5000 Send To: Chuck Woolery OPENING MATCH Munich vs Dominic Korgath Woah, where did these guys come from? Well, they’re back, and doing battle in the opening match. Rules: DQ and countout apply. Word Limit: 3000 Send To: 5_moves_of_doom