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Dustin, Kibs, I'm going to draw up a plan now that I'm home and send it your way so we can get to work on this thing. Going to be interesting build to the PPV people. Let's make it rock.

MAIN EVENT TAG TEAM MATCH Janus/Landon Maddix vs. Danny Williams/Alan Clark Williams and Clark, just. BEST-OF-FIVE SERIES UWF-i POINTS SYSTEM MATCH Dace Night (2) vs. Tom Flesher (1) I'm saying nothing. ENDLESS FOUR CORNERS MATCH The Masked Man vs. Ryan Dustin vs. Tryst vs. Jimmy Liston The Masked Man to show what he's got. RETURN SINGLES MATCH Munich vs. David Blazenwing Munich in a retuning blaze of glory. TRIPLE THREAT FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP TO THE ICTV TITLE Ace Lezaire vs. Mike Van Siclen vs. Johnny Dangerous Grumpy old Johnny Dangerous. SINGLES MATCH John Duran vs. Todd Cortez Duran, back on the road to being fed cruiserweights. HARDCORE MATCH Toxxic vs. Insane Luchadore Toxxic. SINGLES MATCH Jacob Helmsley vs. Austin Sly Sly to keep on trucking as the undercard workhorse.

That's pretty funny man, and a good time killer. Along with a rare insite in the life of a valet.

Because it counts all the coding in the lenght, even if it's not shown.

Aleination Mental - Psychogenes Insane stiff, really cool Death/Grind stuff. Probably the best stuff I've head in a while.

Janus, the match being not in the ME was planned, but your match was done before that plan when into motion really. Oh well, it was just idea I was trying out to give some feel to the hardcore match but it bombed. Oh well. Right, it's commenting time people! The opener: Blazenwin learns the error of not showing up for his match I see. Ebony makes her usual testical kicking assault and make sure Blazenwing is able to have sex, not that he could anyway. Good work. Promo numero uno: Maddix is still running his ego, damn it's gotta be a fuel hungry beast to. Nice joke to the AJPW Triple Crown. It's quite funny to see a heel bitching about a face's mind games..makes for great Maddix work though. Landon pushing for a match just shows he's on such an ego trip he needs to win again. Nice stuff playing up all of Landon's matches and the heel that he is. All refencing the match between Mak and Danny helps the build. And the early finisher joke just had to be made didnt it. Iron Man Match...it's gonna be something to read. And hyped to hell knowing Rando. Promo dos: Crow keeps is talking to the reader style, and it's pretty fun stuff. Shouldn't be over used, but it works for him. IL is trying to slide himself in as a ladies man it seems. Almost seems like a sopa opera scene though... Still, looks to get setting up a good old fashioned battle over a woman. And Ace at the end just takes away any tension at all in the scene. Heh. Time for the first real match: I thought Duran was getting fed people and now we have proof he is. He's turning into Taker isnt he? The banter about graphics covers for the heel/heel match up, which was a good idea. And a Canadian with heat in Canada...I am SHOCKED! Ace being a little man that bumps like a pinball, fitting starts of getting his ass handed to him. I'm glad Duran is still pulling his crushing evil man routine as it really suits him and really makes the character look evil. And constant work definatly now has his Knee Strikes over as nasty weapons. Good work on still having heat in a heel/heel match, with the trading off of cheating and ways to piss of the fans. Ace just goes for the best plan he can and goes for the knees, again using heel tactics, so as not to become a default face. The knee work isnt focused on, so it doesnt need to be sold in that manner. Again the Powerslam hits in with Duran's crush and squash style. Ace gets flashy and almost gets a submission. Another heelish counter sees Duran in control and he sells the leg work this time as there's more of it. Another finisher, counter, finisher ending, but it comes off the leg work Ace used to get control both times, so it fits. Nice for a match like that. Promo tres: Snappy little hype promo from the man himself. I mark for it. Promo cuatro: Here comes the 3 time world champion. Just the sort of things I'd expect Danny to say, honest and hard. The talk of The Man, just like Kibagami used. Simple and short build to the up coming title match. Keeping with the theme that Danny isn't the greatest speaker, but knows what to say. Dark match: Slipped in without a hitch here and of course, Riley suddenly being interested that the Masked Man was trained by Judge Mental. And what a fine choice of Jobber to be using as well. TMM...what a name...just gets to show off his skills and frills in this one. And an abortionist....interesting back story. Wonderful gag with the Cyclone Complex DDT to the "Bobbo, it's Tom Flesher!" This is just having fun, so it was made to be funny. And poor JT gets spiked and killed. Sweet little intro to the mand and what he can do. Nice touch. Tag team time: Crow and IL get to have their hands on each other after the little thing with Jessica earlier, and Sly and Dustin get to ride the coat tails as they go. I think Crow might be working just a little stiff on IL in this one. The early offensive rush to show that Crow is pissed and that he wants to beat the crap out of IL. And IL only gets a look in when the rookie gets into the ring and he can counter his offence. The heel team not working together is a nice touch, so the rookie can make a big face fight back, which works well. IL out works the rookie with his cheating styles, then gets crotched on top. Nice to see the feels getting along and keeping the history between them. Nice old school heelness with the brass knux to the injured next, working over Dustin's neck from the privous match. Another hatred tag as IL comes in, to get his ass kicked. Slight lack of pop for the hot tag, but there was a small heat segment to it, with legit work behind it. Match breaks down in the usual brawl, with Dustin and Sly randomly getting in a brawl. Again Jessica feels the need to come down to ring side and it proves to be a bad thing. And IL takes out Sly as he tries to attack Jessica...gee, where could that be going. It just gets even worse as IL and Jessica hug. In the madness, Sly walks away and Crow and Dustin just take out IL. And they remember Crow's the legal man as well. A little breaky in a few places, but it's winding in the match in with the sopa opera dram and it comes off well over all. Dark match two: Nice to see it's not juts the big bling bling stars that get product endorsments in the SWF. And what a thing for Janus to advertise as well. And another ex JL jobber of doom get burried by the team. Man the company is bitchy! Even as Toxxic just runs his spots on poor ToykoX, he still can't escape the Silent chants...still. Dangerlust gets the Demonstar treatment, even though it's banned (which makes a slight gap as it's been used as a finisher before) But here comes Kibagami and the cain beatdown is back...evil. A nice susspension to cover for why Kibagami can't be around but we still have a heated build up for the PPV. And why does the fed pay people so much...so should see what Dace gets. This is gonna be a LONG ppv people. Promo cinco: Alan Clark is just going mad, I sware it. Well, the promo makes him seem like a nutter anyway. Clark is on his usual drive to hype the hell out of the ppv match in anyway way he can. This PPV is certainly going to be hyped. And we have lost all gravity: Johnny is starting to become a grumpy old man champion, just slapping Todd before the match starts. And of course, we have the Smarktron score board as ever. And the action starts of fast and free, just trading of moves to try and make openings to fly without having that much effect yet. Johnny forces Todd to bail out and gives him the opening to score the first point, showing off his experience. And like a dominating champion, follows it straight up to score point number two. He tries to make it three in a row to be a complete grumpy sod, but it ends up costing him. Todd makes sure to beat on Johnny before sending him out of the ring, showing he cant take any chances. And like a mirror image, Todd follows Johnny's two in a row score, trying to match him spot for spot. But unlike Johnny, Todd makes sure he gets some more damage in before he goes up again and he takes the lead. Anything you can do, I can do better, old man. As it where. Just like the start of the match, these spots are getting popped off, but not sold really, as Johnny leaps back up and evens the score with a superplex. Johnny makes the sudden and shocking come back to fight back against Todd, not that he's been selling anyway. Todd goes down and gets worked over, just to pop up as Johnny heads up top for the last time. Still, Johnny just slaps him away and gets the win. Fast and spot...it was No Gravity. But yer, Johnny is starting to look like a grumpy old vet with the CW title. My match, the result of a pc eating a match, no time and an idea that didnt work out. Two falls, two titles up now: Lots of ego tripping. And Maddix can't even be bothered to get to the ring before Spike and MVS go at it. Gee, where have we see that ploy before? Maddix once again takes his seat at ringside, letting Spike and MVS kick the crap out of each other in the hardcore setting rather than getting his hands dirty. Bobby sounds like someone needs to wipe the crap off his nose as well. Maddix just sits back and watches as MVS and Spike beta the hell out of each other. Sick sick heel that he is. At in the back and forth brawling, Spike takes a break and gives Megan a wet t shirt.... nice... Taping a steel chair to Spike's head, that's an inventive way to kick the crap out of someone. For something pretty hecktic, this holds together pretty well, mainly by taking Maddix out of the equation somewhat. And Maddix gives up the hardcore title fall, as he just doesnt want it. Shocking that. But it's not an easy victory to defend his titles Spike and MVS fight back, almost having it the victory. Again it's wild and back and forth, because everyone is going for it, jumping from bit to bit, trying to get the win. And then it breaks into a race to the finish, with pins being traded off an every moment between the three guys. But in the end, Megan makes the save and lets Landon cheat his way to victory, just like Clark says it does. Frantic and fun number. Maddix is getting a habbit for these matches. And now for the actual final match of the evening: Tom Fucking Allison...that sign is a god damn classic! Nice bit of build up for this one bofore things kick off. Janus just crushes Clark like a land slide to start with, destorying him. It's becoming a definate thing now, dominat heels that can do the all crush and kill. And it works with everyone, making them look really strong. Clark is just desperatly fighting to hold onto his life against Janus it seems. Even going after the big man's leg, Alan still gets crushed by the stronger Janus. Not sure if Clark should be kicking out of a second rope Towerhacker Bomb though. Clark seems to be having a little to much luck in throwing Janus around for someone that's taken a beating. Even as all the knee works leads to the Wrath of Clark, Alan eats another crush in the form of a Knuckle Bomb. And in the end Janus kills him with a Rage Unleashed. Pretty good, even if Clark came out lookingly slightly to strong. And another show over and the ppv looms. Keep working people, we have records to break and readers to please!

He's already gone to bed man.

We're just using the points system. I dunno if I could write a real shoot one well enough. But we'll probably be making it more real, so the moves are hard to pull off. Some how. Oh and Maddix, if you where on about the Endless Four Corners match (I thought you where on about the points match) Yes I did steal it form Fire Pro.

Actually, I didn't Maddix. Kibagami suggested it. It's from the UWF-i fed. Which is a worked shoot fed IIRC.

Ah, good times, old times. It'll be good to have you back in action man.

Chat works again! Everyone get in!

I'm gonna show, even though my fucking PC some how ate FOUR THOUSAND WORDS of my match. Must be a damn corruption on it. Bah, annoying but I'm not going to no show in this series. Such is life. Besides, not have enouhg time left to no show anything anyways.

Doing /Server and putting the address back in seems to fix that.

It seems fine now...

Ahhh, ok Tom. I just though the sudden lucky reversal to a finisher was a take on my finisher to the singles match, just to draw connections, that's all.

Right, I said I was going to review the submissions match and here we go. Man this match kicked the shit out of mine, but oh well. At least I'm reading the whole show. Short opening, to spend more time on the match, but it's all that's really needed for a series of matches like this. Start by bringing up the last match and drawing the parralells between it, etc, etc. Using the submission only rules to play up Flesher being a complete dick and the fact he's just better than Dace. Using the Palm Strikes to stun Dace inbetween the flow of the moves makes a reason for Tom to dominate show much without being countered, which is a nice touch. The first real holds goes straight to the ropes because he can, as it's Flesher's character and it's perfect work. And Dace first gets incontrol with his power advantage and luck, which is the balance between these two so it's good. Tom avoids defeat with more low blows, not wasting time and dominating in a really heelish way, just to really show the gap between the two. And to show, I could try to out strike you, but I'm not gonna risk it at all. Again Dace gets choked and has to power out because it's the only thing he can really do against Flesher. Not too keen on Flesher powering out of the Torture Crab, he probably would have been better reaching back and ankle picking out of it, to keep the wrestling skill > power balance. And Flesher uses the shoteis again to stun Dace, they're not deadly, but they do the job of keeping him at bay and giving Flesher space to work throuhg his stops. Rather than him controling a fully awak Dace Night that could just rip him off and throw him away. The Spinebuster break out and Samoan Drop of course are back work for the Torture Crab, so even in fight back Dace is trying to set up his submission which stops him from looking too bad. Going for the Defenestration is also a smart thing, if some one is out from an impact finisher, you can tie them up how you want. Tom takes a few very true and well deserved pot shots at my logic as well, can't blame him. And back to the power counts, Dace finally manages to get the room to strike Flesher down with his elbows, which connets to Dace's other efforts to over power. I don't like the roll through and Lariat from the Tiger Driver though. And Tom actually justifies the seemingly random 10 count, nice one. Not to sure about the balance of the ending, Dace finally has the upper end, jet gets countered, ends up in a submissions and taps straigh even. Even though the stronger Dace couldn't make Tom tap out instantly in his submission finisher. But the finish is a direct copy of the first match, probably just to prove a point to me mainly. Flesher's usual high class afair that works so well and covers pretty much everything. But would you expect anything less.

I have no idea what you're pulling here for. Either it's settping up some attack..or you want to build a stable....hmmmmmm....

Well, it may not be canon, but it's very cool man. Really nice work, and if you can keep Kibs around and showing to carry things thing off it should be great.

Double post of doom.

MAIN EVENT BEST-OF-FIVE SERIES, MATCH THREE OF FIVE HARDCORE MATCH "The Superior One" Tom Flesher (1) vs Dace Night (1) Wait and see SINGLES MATCH ICTV Title Match Janus© vs Alan Clark Janus by pride TRIPLE THREAT, TWO FALL MATCH USJL Title Bout Hardcore Title Bout Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix© vs Mike Van Siclen© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Landon retains again, but Spike almost pulls off an upset. NO GRAVITY MATCH Crusierweight Title Bout Johnny Dangerous© vs Todd Cortez Johnny, but not that easily. TAG TEAM MATCH Insane Luchador & Austin Sly vs Crow & Ryan Dustin Crow and Dustin SINGLES MATCH "The Notorious" John Duran vs Ace Lezaire Duran, getting back in the grove SINGLES MATCH Edward James vs David Blazenwing Edward

Commets time, after my lack of ones on the last show: Interesting take on the opening segment, from the eyes of the poor security staff. And the egos of the ICTV and World Champs collide. But we're to high class for firsts..we just take pot shots verbally. Really nasty comments between these two, feel all the heat right here. Toxxic pushes the line, and the line twats him in the head with a fire extinguisher. More of the dark and evil stuff that seems to follow Kibagami around these days. Four Way Hardcoreness up now. Little quip about everyone using the lights cutting out these days, so true. Intros just to get these four nutters into the ring and get everything going, due to the size limit. Nice to see know of the faces can play nice, and stuff between Crow and IL starts to roll, and the theme of Aecas being able to kick lots of ass at once continues. Landon is just sitting and waiting it out between he's a heel and his smart, nice move. Nice double team trade off spots and Landon just taking up a seat at commentry is golden and such a good relfection of his character. Even when Crow brings the weapons, Aecas is still kicking ass. People seem to keep doing a really good job of putting him over in these matches. Ever present hardcore spot fest that pops the fans...and Landon's commentry to add a litle extra touch to it. The selling is mainly there to have people be down while the next spot is set up, but in organised chaos like this, it's nothing to bad. Maddix actually wrestles, when everyone is down and hurting...what a great heel. He's afraid to bump though, leaving it to Aecas/Crow/IL with more spotty reversal stuff. And that killing of everyone gives Landon a chance to sneak in the win. Lite for SWF Hardcore, but a fun spine on things, ever if mainly to play up Maddix. Nice to see a cheap plug that doesn't really get us money in promos. Just so Maddix can be a complete dick, wonderful. Newb vs Form World Champ. It's getting a grove back and getting over younger talent atlaeast. All the recent paths of two men are crammed into the intros, and not having seen too much of Duran on form lately, it's a good thing. Normal faster little man verus power big man opening stuff, general high grade SWF action and writing. Duran hasn't lost his mean streak either, keeping the balance of I can crush you against that of you're a threat to me. I like the little tease off the come back from the luck blow that gets crushed instantly, nice higher ranking heel vs small time face stuff without being a squash. A flash roll up, allows the balance to shift quickly. A fight back, but Duran uses the playing dead trick that was used against him to pick up the win. Simple, effective little match that works in it's size. Nice one. Cruiserweight title match now. The bolding of the sound effect noises makes it look like Kibagami's writing almost. All the heels around here seem to be on ego trips, with Ace's entrance and a personal camera man just proving it. Johnny's martial arts style doesn't slow down the action, even if it looks a little brawly and unexciting at times in a cruiserweight match up. It does make him look like a top champ, dominating, without it being spot fu flip flops. Early finishers, and a rope break. Dunno how keen I am on that with the finisher of a new character, and the question of why not just nail it a second time, but oh well. Still, at least Johnny keeps selling it as he gets beaten up on the outside, so it's not a butchery of the move. I never knew Johnny had an inner furry to unleash (I'm not picking up on the typo, it's just a furry joke to toss out) The submission escape really is sudden, but then most air, just the commentry would have been better putting over he's trying to break out of the hold. And then Johnny's back on the offensive, without much of a cralw back to the position. The near fall from the rolling suplexes is actually well built from the back attacks in Johnny's comeback. Spotty finisher to finisher to finisher reversals chain, which leads to a submission that has been worked a bit, and is a finisher, so it's a soild ending. A none flip flop crusier match, starting to be common around here and they're still good. Clark sounds like a total nut job in his promo where he answers Maddix. Something is going to happen, they're just not saying yet. Tag team time. I like HB's trip of mentioning how many times they've had the titles and that they're the current champs ontop of it. Shocking mystery tag partner, Edward James is in the house. Little crowd pleasure start. Mike and Todd work their usual control through speed style, and dish out some nasty mocking heel shit on Edward, for nice effect in a match like this, with a new man in a big team. Clark looks like he's running a one man show to out wrestle the tag champs a some points, which is a good thing, showing how his partner is a rookie and not a ring general. Some of the transistions could have been better done with partner assistance that just spot, little selling, brawl, spot. Same thing follows for the end, but at least it's different, with heel counter, heel counter, win. Again showing that the tag champs need their speed and double teams to get any wins around here. Funny little tag match though. Time for a little death. Toxxic is still feeling the beating from the start of the show and now he's going to face Janus. The train of thought to the ball shot is quiet comic and a fun little touch for a match like this. Toxxic just runs the shit, I dont want to die here so fight fast routine. Not fast enough to avoid a chokeslam..but he's still fighting, going back to the low blow and a nice big bump from the ladder. Actually looks like a real match to Toxxic just dies. Rather fun for something that's just ment to injured Toxxic of play up his beating from the start of the show. More promo for Toxxic to show off his ego. The man should be out cold with medics, but he's trying to get straight about out there, even ready to go through Zenon. Toxxic has quite a talent for these quirky little things. Review the submissions match later. World Title match time. Comments on the whorish nature of the title, while building up the match, what a mix. The comment about knowing each other so well means the lack of detail on the opening strike flurry almost makes sense, and the real action starts with the rolling chop attempt. The elbow sucidia fake out too apron elbow carries on that idea another step. Again Williams gets a move he didnt get before, with a brutal powerbomb on the floor, but it's not enough to beat a Man. Danny is running through like a steam train, trying just to crush the champ under sheer power while he has the chance. But he runs into problems and just gets caught. Kicks hurt him before and they'll hurt him again. And as Danny tries to run back to the same tactic, Kibagami out moves him and drops him, pretty much punking him out with that reversal. Showing the champ still has planety of ideas left in him, and that one wave off attack will leave him hurting but wont stop him. Kibagami pulling out a king of the hill style thing is sweet, and is a great image for the digging in commentry line. A duel on the apron, showing that Danny can bring it all to the table, but Kibagami can take it all and take even more. The back work leads into the Dragon Sleeper, as the champ brings his attack in the form of a slow crush. This time the Lariat isn't such a danagerous weapon against Danny. The brain steriods are probably some of the funniest things I've ever seen Danny write. But the champ isn't the only one that can kick out of huge assaults, as all's fair and matches and everything. Kibagami's ego has to get in his way for this one to fail, after his finisher and Thoth's finisher, but he wants to repeat history for some reason. And that costs him, beats having Danny kick out of this as well. And now defences arent enough to hold back the tidel crush of the challenger, and the seeming last defence is countered. But it's never that easy. But as all is fair in these matches, Kibs show how is able to counter the Rolling Elbow into a Juji-gatame but Danny slips out because he's young and fast. As it where. Like a logrythmic curve ever so slowly reaching it's limit, they're back at it again. But no the Rolling Chop and Elbow don't have enouhg to end the night. The Dangerous German that defeated Ejiro sets up the Powerbomb...but as all is fair, and this is a fight to be The Man, Kibagami can still kick out. But then Danny breaks the old logic run and does the only thing he can do, goes straight back to his finisher and nails it again. And finally it's over. And then Toxxic runs him like Sting because Danny was out of words...actually a funny way to end it all. And Janus looks like he's going to step up to the top of the mountain now. God that match is gonna be brutal. (Y) End (ish)

Ninety thousands people fill up every seat and standing area in the General Motors Place, Vancouver. Roars and cheers echo from all over the arena as signs, banners and t shirts can be seen on almost everyone, showing of some part of SWF lore. A wonderful full colour picture of Dace Night holding Tom Flesher in the Lion Tamer can be seen, as well as a sign of “ALLISON LIKES TOM BECAUSE HE’S DICKLESS!” Camps of Silent/Kibagami and Danny Williams fans can be spotted, already set up for the main event of the evening. Comet: Welcome Back to SWF Smarkdown Citizens! With Cyclone Comet, star of ‘The rise of the Comet’, available now at swf.net! Riley: And me, Bobby Riley, someone that isn’t a shameless merchandise whore and can call a fair match up! Comet: What a show we’ve had already tonight, a huge four way hardcore match up, a cruiserweight title match. The new Wayward Sons in action against Hollywood Boulevard for the tag team titles. And we’ve still got a rematch for the SWF World Title in the main event! Riley: But right now, we get to show that Dace Night’s victory on the last show was nothing more than a complete fluke. Tom Flesher is going to wrestle him into the ground and break every single bone one by one! Comet: It was hardly a win by roll up Robert. Citizen Night fought his way through Flesher’s offence to gain the victory. Which now leaves them one and one in straight singles matches. And if Dace can win this one, Citizen Flesher will HAVE to beat to Dace in the Hardcore match to keep himself in the series. Riley: Not only is going to Flesher beat Dace in the Hardcore match, he’s going to destroy him right now! Dace didn’t take it to the mat with Flesher last time…so when Flesher hits the mat this time, Dace won’t have a clue. The guy is BONED! Funyon: Ladies and gentlemen, the following one on one contest will be the second match of the best of five series for the number one contendership to the SWF World Heavyweight Championship! It will be held under Submissions rules and may ONLY be won via submissions! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Funyon: Introducing firstly, from Buffalo New York, weighing in at two hundred and thirty one pounds, accompanied to the ring by Allison Onita… he is “THE SUPERIOR ONE” TOM FLESHER! Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbboooooooooooooooooooooo! Kashmir kicks into life with the showers of blue pyro, lighting up the entrance ramp. Striding out in his singlet, Tom looks out over the crowd as Allison follows behind him, golf clapping with the blue warm up suit over her shoulders. Climbing up the ring steps, Flesher ducks between the ropes into the ring. Nodding briefly to Hardcastle, Flesher paces the edge of the ring, yelling to the fans about how he’s going to break Dace Night in half. FLESHER SUCKS! FLESHER SUCKS! FLESHER SUCKS! Leaping up onto the apron, Allison waves dismissively at the crowds before giving Tom a hug and a kiss on the cheek for good luck. THAT HO SUCKS MORE! THAT HO SUCKS MORE! THAT HO SUCKS MORE! Funyon: And his opponent, from Birmingham England, weighing in at two hundred and fifty two pounds…he is DACE… FFFFUUUUUCCCCKKKKKIIIIINNNNNGGGGG! Funyon: NIGHT! Hero rips into life as round after round of pyro flares up from the entrance ramp, bringing out clouds of smoke with it. The Smarktron flashes up images of Dace battling Tom in the singles match and ultimately dropping him on his head with the Good F’n’ Night. Holding one finger up in the air to show off his victory, Dace strides down the isle, high fiving with the fans as he goes. Rolling under the bottom rope Dace springs to his feet, throwing up the horns to the crowd. Throwing off his t shirt, Night takes a stand in the middle of the ring, ready to start the match up. DACE! DACE! DACE! DACE! DACE! DACE! DACE! Comet: It looks like we’re all ready to start this match up. Momentum and power favours Citizen Night here, but skill and style favours Citizen Flesher. Riley: Like I said, Dace is boned, he didn’t take it to Tom on the mat in the last match. And he hasn’t set up any work for this match either. Tom can work on any plan he wants to, Dace has to pull one out of a very small hat. DING, DING, DING! Rrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh! Flipping the bird to the Superior One, Horrorcore rushes in and corners Flesher down like a dog, unleashing a blitzkrieg like wave of Elbow Smashes right at Flesher’s head. But speed and power alone isn’t enough to nail Tom, as he ducks under the blows and bellies out to the mat. Swinging his body behind Night’s, Tom loops first one arm and then the other around Night’s leg and yanks backwards, picking the ankle out from under him. Toppling forwards to the mat like a graceless giant, Dace finds himself down before he even knows what’s happened. Franticly looking to get his defences up, Dace turns himself over with sheer power and throws both arms up ready. Feeling the shift in weight, Flesher simply lets his old go slack before pouncing up and securing himself a top mount, sitting over Night’s chest. Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Riley: See, what did I tell you, two seconds in, Flesher takes Dace to the mat and turns him into a bitch! Comet: Flesher still has to do something form that position and I highly doubt Dace is going to make that easy for him. Seeing Flesher trying to pin him down for a switch into a hold, Night responds by launching another flurry of elbows at Tom’s head. But from the top mount Tom as room to lean back and simply slap the blows away. Catching the last one in his right hand, Tom rises to his knees and yanks Dace over, flipping him onto his back. Dropping back to a sitting position, now in a back mount, Tom forces Dace’s arm up against his shoulder into a Hammerlock. Struggling to flex his shoulders, Night has to lean up on his one arm, trying to keep the weight off his other arm. Look a true master and veteran, the Superior One snatches the opening he’d made for himself and attacks. Twisting his body around, Tom splays out on the mat infront of Dace, bringing his arms down and clamping on a vice like Front Facelock. Bbbbbbbbbbboooooooooooooooo! Riley: And what do you have to say to that Comet? Flesher just bitched Dace out on the mat two times straight? How many more times before you admit that Dace is gonna lose here? Comet: I have to admit it’s a smart plan. Grounding Dace to take away his suplexes and make it easy to control his power strikes. Flesher is using the escapes to holds to make Dace leave openings for other holds. If Citizen Night isn’t careful, Tom could spend the whole match doing this, just picking away. Clawing at the forearms of the Superior One, trying to tear them away from his throat and neck, Horrorcore stands to bridge up on his elbows and knees to gain leverage. Seeing this counter, Flesher matches a twist again and switches to another mode of attack. Leaping over into another back mount, Flesher stands his weight over Night’s shoulders and simply unloads a wave of brain rattling Enzui-Shoteis. Each palm strike slams home onto the back of Dace’s head, snapping his forwards and knocking him down into the mat. After several blows, Flesher stands up and moves to simply stopping on Dace’s neck and head, grinding the heel of his Doc Martins into flesh and bone. FLESHER SUCKS! FLESHER SUCKS! FLESHER SUCKS! Comet: The Superior One is attack that neck that took a beating on the last show from a DVD and a Backdrop Driver. He’s either stetting up the Superior Stretch or Stretch Plum or just using to take Dace’s defences away from other parts of his body. Riley: It’ll be the second option Comet. Dace may know lots of defences and counters, but Tom Flesher is a ring general. Every time Dace defends, it opens up another door that Tom uses to lead to the attack. Blood rushing through his head as it throbs with pain, Dace follows suit from the singles match, bailing out across the ring, scrambling for the safety of the ropes. But as he rolls across the mat on his back, Tom brinks the heel of his boot slamming down once again, right onto Horrorcore’s hand. Grinning evilly as he looks down at his quarry, the Superior One grinds away with his feel, crushing to crush Dace’s hand like a bug. Drilling a desperation blow into the side of Flesher’s leg, Dace yanks his arm away and cradles it up to his chest, using his other arm to protect his head. But before Dace can even start to react again, Tom sends in another hail of stomps, aiming for the hand every time, trying to turn the bones into a fine powder of dust. Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Comet: What a dastardly tactic! I don’t think I’ve seem a much worse display that just standing on a man’s hand like that! What is Citizen Flesher trying to do? Riley: Well you spandex clad fool, it looks like Tom is trying to break his and. This is a submissions match after all and I can’t think of a better way to make it work! Leaning over, Flesher ignores Hardcastle’s yells of fair conduct as he picks Dace up by the arm. Holding him by the wrist, Tom spins his body to the side, piking at Dace’s leg away. Rolling Dace’s collapsing body across his shoulders, Flesher dumps his smoothly into the mat with a Fireman’s Carry Takedown. Still holding onto the arm, Tom drops to the mat, dropping his leg across Dace’s arm. With Night’s arm pinned into the mat, Flesher bends the arm around his leg into a Figure Four Armbar. Gripping onto Night’s wrist, Flesher holds his arm in place with one hand and with the other, takes hold of Dace’s fingers and yanks them, pulling them apart. Yelling in pain as fire races down his hand, Dace almost spasms on the mat, attempting for throw Tom off or at least break his hold. Gritting his teeth at the pain, Dace sends his free arm launching up in an Elbow Smash aimed right for the side of Flesher’s head. But just like before, Flesher swats away the offending blow like a fly before drilling a quick series of Palm Strikes into Night’s face. Taking hold of the offending arm, Flesher pulls it over and scissors it between his legs, right beside the other arm that is still in the Figure Four Armbar. LET’S GO DACE! STOMP! STOMP! LET’S GO DACE! STOMP! STOMP! LET’S GO DACE! Now with both his arms trapped and no other means of attack, Horrorcore thrashes around like a fish out of water as the Superior One resumes the finger lock, trying to wrench and break his finger as fast as possible. Kicking his legs out into the air as he yells in pain, Dace drags and flops himself towards the ring ropes, having to drag Flesher’s weight away with him. Hardcastle gets told no every time he asks, as Tom’s continued insistence. On the outside, Allison is in full swing with her cheerleader act, jumping and yelling for Tom as he cranks back again and again on Dace’s fingers. Comet: If Citizen Night doesn’t make those ropes right now he’s going to have his fingers broken! Flesher has both his arms trapped and his just using every bit of strength he has to work those fingers over. Riley: See, Tom just goes round the backdoor whenever Dace defends and attack him again. He’s got this match in the bag! And rope broke? Comet, you can only win by Submission, not DQ or anything else. The ropes aren’t going to save him now. A finally lunge sees Night wrap his legs around the bottom rope and start screaming for the break. Tom simply keeps himself in place and keeps on wrenching back on Night’s fingers. Hardcastle dives in and starts saying he’ll DQ Flesher unless he lets go. Flesher simply shoot a look at him before yelling it’s submissions only before leaning back into the hold. Roaring at the effort, Horrorcore uses the ropes to drag his body out on the apron and lets gravity take over. Tom can’t untangle himself fast enough to stop being pulled out under the ropes and to the floor along with Dace. Yyyyyyyaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Comet: Citizen Night makes the smart move and gets out of the line of fire just like before. Riley: Because he was going to lose! The tangle of body and limbs slowly unwinds on the floor and forms back into the recognisable shapes of Dace Night and Tom Flesher. Using his un-injured arm to drag himself up against the apron, Dace struggles up to his feet, cradling his injured hand against his chest. Rolling to his feet Flesher takes just a second to shake his head out before racing back to the attack. A brutal wave of Shoteis fly out and once again Dace ducks, stepping clear of the apron, but he doesn’t dodge the blow that flies upwards and catches him on the chin, snapping his head back. A second full on Palm Strike knocks Night to the floor in a crumpled heap. Grabbing the apron for support, Tom starts to stamp away from Dace’s injured hand once again as Allison Onita continues to cheer him on. Finally hauling up the dazed Dace Night, the Superior One rolls him under the bottom rope and back into the ring. Climbing through the ropes after him, Flesher stands over Dace ready to finish him off before a boot flies up off the mat and nails him straight in the balls. Rrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Riley: That was a low blow! Disqualify him ref! Dace can’t get away with actions like that in a match with Tom Flesher! Comet: You said yourself that this was a No DQ match Robert. It’s the first offensive move Citizen Night has been able to land in the match. Maybe now he’ll be able to fight back and turn the tide against Tom Flesher. Forcing himself back to his feet, trying to block out the pain from his hand. Using with other arm to drill a wave of elbows into Flesher’s face, Dace drives him backwards against the ropes. Digging his heels into the match, Dace tries to whip Tom across the ring with one arm, but Flesher slams on the breaks and grabs Night’s injured arm once again. Desperately fighting back, Night drags Flesher back in with his good arm and uses it to trap him in a Front Facelock. Almost on automatic, Dace reaches out to grab a handful of Flesher’s singlet for a Suplex but recoils in hand as he tries to close his hand. As the pain stuns Horrorcore for a moment, the Superior One snakes his arm out and latches on to Horrorcore’s battered hand again. Pulling Dace almost double as he fights to maintain the Facelock, Tom wraps his free arm around the back of Night’s knee and pulls it from under him, taking Night to the mat with a Single Leg Takedown. Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbooooooooooooo! Riley: Even with that vile low blow, Dace Night still can’t hope to keep up with Tom Flesher. It shows it was just luck last time around and it’s not going to happen again. Comet: The match isn’t over yet Robert and things could still happen. Citizen Flesher has yet to feel any real attack from Dace Night but things could all change when he does. Still with his grip on Dace’s arm, Tom rolls as he scores the Single Leg Takedown, coming up sitting across Dace’s shoulder with his arm pinned to the mat. With the injured limb exposed again, Flesher runs straight back into his attack plan, raining down Shotei’s into the battered hand. Hearing the bones crack and crunch under the impact of his blows. SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbooooooooooooooooo! LET’S GO DACE! LET’S GO! STOMP! STOMP! LET’S GO DACE! LET’S GO! STOMP! STOMP! Almost having to bite down on his fist to block out the pain that is racing all the way down from his finger tips along his arm and straight to his brain. Dace still yells back defiant a “NO!” every time he’s ask if he wants to give up. Pushing at the mat with his feet, Dace franticly tries to wriggle free of the arm mount as Flesher grabs his hand again, bending his wrist back and spreading his fingers apart. As fire races from his hand, Night uses it as a final push to half roll onto his side and to his knees as Flesher still mounts his arm. Lashing out with his free arm, Night drills his elbow into the back of Flesher’s head, once, twice, three times before he finally feels Flesher slump forward and his hold go limp. Dragging his arm free from between the Superior One’s legs, Dace gets to his knees and locks his arms around Tom’s throat, falling backwards and locking his legs around Tom’s waist as well. Comet: DOUSHIME SLEEPER! A move that as been deadly against so many people and Dace has it locked on against Tom Flesher! Riley: Because he’s a damn choke artist! Just like Spike Jenkins, all he knows how to do is brawl and choke. Like he’s going to get away with this! Laying on the mat with his limbs wrapped around Flesher’s neck and waist, Dace clamps down as tight as he can, trying to squeeze the air right out of Flesher’s body. His injured hand kept well away from any contact with Flesher or anything else, Dace just leans back and tries to put on as much pressure as he can while Hardcastle moves in and starts to check on Flesher’s condition. Allison starts yelling encouragements at Tom, shouting for him to fight out. With all his momentum and drive now stopped dead, it’s all Flesher can do to struggle and try up unwrap the deadly grip from around his throat. TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! Comet: This could be it, it could be all over right now. The Superior One has nowhere to go and he’s about to pass out! The fans sound like a wall of thunder as Dace starts growling down at Flesher, yelling at him to tap out as Flesher still fights, crawling away at Night’s arms. The light starts to fade, bit by bit. In one last ditch effort to break free of the hold, Tom reaches up and grabs Horrorcore’s injured hand, just snapping back on the fingers, causing Dace to scream and release the hold, clutching at his hand in pain. Rolling away, Flesher bails out to the ring ropes and grabs onto them for support as he sucks down lungfules of air. Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbboooooooooooooooooooooo! FUCK YOU FLESHER! FUCK YOU FLESHER! FUCK YOU FLESHER! Riley: Tom breaks free! What did I tell you Comet, Dace just can’t do it. He’s not going to be able to out wrestling Tom, not like this. Comet: It took a dastardly move to get himself out of the Sleeper Hold Riley. It Dace had hung on for just a few more seconds, he would have had the match up won! Riley: It’s only submissions that count there Comet. Tom got out of that hold like any true ring general would have. Stop complaining. Almost jumping up and down now, Allison slaps her hand on the ring apron, encouraging Tom to get back to his feet and carry on fighting. In response, the fans break out into support of their down. STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! LET’S GO DACE! GET UP DACE! LET’S GO DACE! GET UP DACE! Hardcastle can do nothing but check that both men are still able to fight on and do not wish to submit. Shacking his head out, sucking in all the air he can manage, Flesher use the ropes to steady is shaky climb back to his feet. In the middle of the ring, the Hardcore Goth has to use one hand to force himself back up. Trying to shake his arm Dace grimaces as some for of feeling and part starts to return to it. Leaning back against the ropes, Flesher uses them to springboard his body like a pinball, sending him racing forwards at break neck speeds. Barely throwing his body out of the way at the last second, Dace just avoid a Yakuza Kick that would that taken him out and left him open to being made a human pretzel. The Superior One bounces into the ropes on the other side of the ring as Dace swings around on his feel. Tom tries to block but Horrorcore hits him like a bulldozer, slamming two hundred and fifty pounds elbow first into his face. Yyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Comet: ROLLING ELBOW! Dace is in control of this match for the first time! Riley: I’ll believe if in the event that pigs fly and he makes Tom Flesher tap out. The only thing that stops Flesher from dropping to the mat like a bag of bricks is the face he falls backwards onto the ring ropes. As he slumps forwards on the ropes, Dace loops on a Facelock with his good arm and snaps backwards to the mat, dragging Tom down with a DDT. Holding onto the Front Facelock, Dace back rolls. Pulling Flesher into a seated position, Dace wraps his legs around Flesher in a Bodyscissors. Still holding the Facelock, he reinforces it with his other arm, turning it into a Facelock Choke. CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! Riley: Another damn choke hold! How is Hardcastle letting Dace get away with things like this? Will someone please tell me? Comet: It’s not a damn choke hold Robert! And Citizen Dace has it locked on with the added pressure of a Bodyscissors as well. Unless the Superior One can find his way out of his one fast, he’d done for and it will be two and naught to Dace Night. DACE! DACE! DACE! DACE! DACE! DACE! DACE! Feeling his sheer power and weight bearing down on Tom Flesher’s repository system, Dace does all he can to make sure no oxygen gets into Flesher’s body at all. Trying to block out the throbbing pain from his hand, Dace squeezes down on the Facelock like it’s a vice, trying to pop Tom’s head off his eighteen inch neck. Now floundering like a fish out of water, Flesher finds his oxygen supply almost completely gone as he searches for a way to get a bigger, stronger man off him. Hardcastle steps in and grabs Flesher’s arm, rising it into the air… ONE! …And again… TWO! Still refusing to tap out or pass out, the Superior One goes back to square one and picks the arm. Grabbing the Hardcore Goth’s injured arm in both hands, al be it weakly, and rolls his whole body backs on his hips. The change in balance catches Night off guard and sends him rolling to the mat. Swinging his weight around and over, Flesher’s instincts are in charge and he hardly knows where he is. As the sprawling out ends, Dace finds himself on his back, almost in the middle of the ring, with his arm scissorsed by Flesher’s legs and held at the wrist. Seeing what he’s set up for, Night hands his hands together, clasping them shut. Growling in pain at this move, hurting almost as much as the work the Ego Wonder has been doing to it, Dace knows it’s his only hope not to have his hand broken. Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Comet: Citizen Flesher counters again, he could be going for the Juji-gatame and that would finally be the end of Dace Night! Riley: What did I tell you, Tom brings out his most deadly counter yet and the match is his! Shouting in annoyance as Dace’s locked hands, Flesher falls back on throwing even more Palm Strikes into the unprotected and damaged hand of Dace Night. His grip falters and shakes before crumbling apart like a poorly built French airport. Falling flat on his back to the mat, Flesher stretches Dace’s arm out straight as an arrow. Once again knuckle locking Night’s fingers, the Superior One bends them over and apart, trying to snap them clean off his hand. Not ready to give up yet, after having made one upset already, Dace rolls on his shoulder, just like he did t fight out of the arm out. Scrambling to his knees, Horrorcore forces Tom’s legs double over his head, taking almost all the pressure out of the hold. Then standing over Flesher, shaking his arm free from Flesher’s grip as he drops down, driving his knee directly into Tom’s face. CRUNCH! Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! DACE! DACE! DACE! DACE! DACE! DACE! Comet: Citizen Flesher isn’t the only one to make counters around here Robert. Dace just stopped the tide from turning on him! Riley: No, damn it no! With Flesher prone on the mat, his defence broke from a skull crushing knee drop to the face, Dace launches a blitzkrieg attack to stop anything else happens while his arm recovers. CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Comet: ELBOW! ELBOW! ELBOW! ELBOW! ELBOW! ELBOW! ELBOW! ELBOW! Thrashing around like a wild animal being beaten to death, the Superior One tries to wriggle and squirm to safety or as least put up his defences to stomp the brutal incoming Elbow Smashes. But it’s no good as Dace Night’s weight pins him down and leaves him helpless on the mat. Rolling the helpless Flesher onto his back, Dace slides into a back mount, pinning Tom’s upper back, shoulders and arms to the mat with his weight and his legs. Running his arms under and around Flesher’s neck, Dace locks both forearms tight across Tom’s throat and squeezes his arms like a vice around his neck. Leaning back with all he’s got, Dace roars as he clamps on a blatant Rear Naked Choke Hold. Screaming like a girl at a boy band concert, Allison yells at Hardcastle, screaming for him to stop the match as Tom turns bright purple. CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! Riley: IT’S ANOTHER DAMN CHOKE HOLD! And don’t you DARE argue Comet, it’s a god damn Choke and no one will refute that! Comet: Maybe it is a choke, but this is No Dq and it’s all about winning isn’t it Robert? I don’t think Flesher’s got anything left he can do to save himself this time around! Almost turning blue under the pressure of the choke hold and not even able to move to try and break free, Tom finally nods his head as Hardcastle asks him if he wants to give up. Turning around, Hardcastle waves his arms, signalling for the closing bell as Dace finally releases the suffocating choke hold. DING! DING! DING! Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Funyon: Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner, taking the series to two and zero in his favour… DACE NNNNIIIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTTTT! DACE F’N’ NIGHT! DACE F’N’ NIGHT! DACE F’N’ NIGHT! DACE F’N’ NIGHT! DACE F’N’ NIGHT! Comet: And Citizen Night upsets the whole damn world, beating Tom Flesher in a submissions match to take the best of five series two to nothing so far. Riley: No, how could this happen, how? It was a god damn choke hold and he was allowed to win? It’s just not fair! Rolling to his feet, Dace stands in the middle of the ring, holding two fingers for his good hand up in the air, soaking up the sound of the fans. Stumbling over to the corner, Dace climbs the turnbuckles and throws his arms up into the air, waving on the fans. Allison Onita slides into the ring and rushes to Tom Flesher, giving him the kiss of life in the middle of the ring. Shrugging off the action between Tom and Allison, Dace rolls over the ring, still waving his two fingers in the air, cheering with the fans. Comet: You know what this means Robert, Tom Flesher now HAS to beat Dace Night in a Hardcore Match to avoid this series being a complete white wash. I don’t think he’d ever live that one down. Riley: He won’t have to because he’s not going to lose, I tell you! Comet: Well Citizens, on the next show these two will face off in match three, a Hardcore Match up. But don’t go anywhere yet, we’ve still got a rematch for the World Title between Citizen Kibagami and Citizen Williams. Fade Out.

I've downloaded that CD as well Flik, it's really really cool, I do like it.

PPVs...bomb? Like that'd happen. We just get even more extra for the PPVs. And like there's any other promotion in North American in SWF land anyway.

It's lonely at the top isnt it? I am Lion, hear me roar...and hear it echo of the empty walls. Pretty dark and bleek, just what you'd expect.