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You can tank rush Necron's though. As the can't dodge out of the way, you just drive straight over the little gits. Have they got around to bring the Squat's back in yet? Drawves in Terminator Amour...beware!

Lmao....comdey gold. This guy is going to be mad in the ring.

Ohhh...really good promo. I like how Zenon can't get a spare momeny for all the midcarders busting in on him one way or another. Good work man.

The Tau have some whorish shit. Ok, one Space Marine squad will kill their whole army in close combat, but at range...bye bye. They're armed to the balls.

I have an idea for you. If you're doing a Heavy Weapons chapater, there where Chaos Marine models which had a Heavy Bolter on a sholder chain, so it was held in both hands rather than over the shoulder. A Space Marine model with that set up, so you have lots of Heavy Bolters instead of having power weapons and close combat stuff on people. It might work. I think it was in the second generation of 40K, the Salamander Space Marines, could replace all the standard bolters with flamers for +5 points. Could work a similar deal to that with heavy weapon gear. Or just more points spent to have more in the squad.

I was a Blood Angels play as well. Just had a nasty melee group, just get in close and rip a few holes. And you're thinking of Death Company. It's when the Blood Angels had given into their blood lust and basicly lost it (as they're basicly vamps). They just went into battle ready to kill everything they could. They'd either die, or get killed afterwards as only one person had ever recovered from the rage and that was Mephisto. It was a Blood Angels only thing and it rocked. It's fun how so many classic Sci-Fi and fantasy ideas are found in 40K. Blood Angels = Vamp, Dark Angels = Goths, Orks =Orcs, Eldar = Elves, Dark Eldar = Dark Elves, etc, etc

I'd say keep it small to start with... find people with big arms and just play a few skirmish with them. Get a good feel for the game, because you dont want to throw too much money away if you're only going to play for a month for two. Doing your own chapater means you dont have the specialist codexes to draw on, but if you take the chapater's stlye to be a cross of the two your using for a base and pick a fair mix of pro/con rules. Pretty much any home player should be fine with that, but it probably wont be allowed in real tournaments and big world wide campains. I can't give you any advice about customising models to make your own characters, best bet would be just to do a few simple part swaps of various character models to make your own, but only do that when you're sure you want to lay down the money. Once you've played a few games, and maybe used friend's armies in a few, you'll have an idea of what sort of army you want. Space Marines dont have to be all shock assault troops with some fast attack stuff and heavy support if there's room. Haven't played in a while, buy I remember the Dark Angels, you would have a Raven Wing army (Raven Wing was their fast attack company) and everything you had could be on Bikes or whatever) Just depends on what you want. So, just start small and get experience, make sure you really want to lay down the cash. After you have a basic army, get some of the books, see what your army can and can't do within cannon and then build around that. The books are also great for the whole history they have been hind them. The offical novels about the various Warhammer universes are generally pretty good as well.

*Waves a cowboy hat at the sunset*

just re-try the serve change command.

"Fun" and "different" are mutually exclusive. And not having any fetishes doesn't mean that I only have sex in the missionary position. That quiz didn't ask me any questions about different positions; it was all about gagging and pissing and shitting on people, and fucking animals, and... The position thing was a joke..and it was not about about watersports and scat. It just covered the big fetishes. Different strokes, you probably do have fetishes (and that doesn't mean really kinky stuff) you're probably just not overly aware of them. Now..to get some band aids on my back....

Some of us move out of the missionary position and do other stuff. You know...fun different things. It was a fetishes quiz after all.

I'll comment on this before the show as it's just one match. Not full stuff, just to point stuff out to Tom. Well, I get put over in the opening...for a guy with the charism of a dead brick, I've gotten Dace over rather nicely. It'd just like to thank Tom before being the first one to have the crowd yell the "FUCKING!" in Dace's intro...that was heat (Y) Good opening banter, probably less forced than mine for all the hype. I see we both had the same idea for a sort of stalled off start to the match as well. Definatly much better on the openning wrestling stuff, which would have lead to a lot of other opening work in other matches. Using the same out wrestling idea..shocking that. I like the pace far better that the one I got into..much more measured. It all works into Tom's stuff for other matches I assume, and sets out the balance and gaps between the two and how it could carry on through the series. How Dace has some skills, but it's own power and luck that lets him keep up with Tom on the mat. I definatly like how it's written and the way things are described. There's also more build to the sbumission, with a nice transistion of offence and styles. The Elbow Smashes also get put other.. which would set up more things for later on. I know you had concers about this being slow Tom, but I dont think it is, it's just measured nicely to me, for a first in a series match up. Maybe a little fast on the finish, but it shows Tom is the ring general and can out think Dace. I really dont see any problems with that match up man, it was all good. Oh well, you have the submission match to kick my ass

I'm such a kinky bastard, it owns. And all because of Jenny to...mwahah ---------- You prefer only females for sex partners. You tend to be dominant. This will impact the interpretation of your various sexual interests. Clothing is an important part of your sexual fantasies. Materials like latex, vinyl, and leather probably excite you a great deal. Possibly left over from your childhood experiences is your interest in spanking. You enjoy slapping others, and the color a submissive's skin turns. Spanking is not child's play to you. It holds a deep place in your fantasies. You enjoy using rope, straps, etc., to restrain others during sex play ... it's a thrill for you to see them unable to move and completely helpless. You probably have quite a collection of bondage gear ready to use right now. You enjoy humiliating others. The thought of humiliation strongly appeals to you, though you may not know why. You become aroused when you reveal information about yourself, or perform a sex act in a public or semi-public setting. Body fluids hold a special meaning to you, and you enjoy play where they are involved. There are certain objects that possess a more-than-natural meaning for you. These may be everyday items, or more specialized sex-related items -- but the end result is the same: just having them around is enough to make you quite perky. You enjoy playing with gags. Specifically, using them to keep those 'under you' from talking much. You enjoy urine play. This may include catheter play, or one of you urinating on the other according to your wishes. You may enjoy thoughts of inserting a hand or fist into the body of your sexual partner. You like sucking on fingers ... whether they are your own or those of your partner. What else can be said? You enjoy getting yourself off. Don't we all? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dominant (80%) Submissive (40%) This sounds sort of the right mix, considering my relationship Voyeurism (33%) Clothing (60%) Schoolgirls, schoolgirls, schoolgirls. Feet (0%) Damn right Spanking (80%) Yep, but never been spanked as a kid though. Bondage (100%) Shocking Humiliation (86%) Again, shocking Sensation (38%) Hmmm Anal (50%) Probably should be higher Exhibitionism (80%) Damn Jenny's influence Sleep (14%) Eh, no Medical (14%) Just a little Training (50%) Hmm, what could that be? Food (50%) Yer Bodyfluids (86%) And so what? Roleplaying (33%) Should be higher Oral (50%) Definatly higher Objects (60%) About right Strangers (0%) Yep Rape (0%) No comment Groups (33%) Yer Gagging (100%) Hehe.. such fun Watersports (80%) Yes, and your problem is? Crushing (0%) Right Bestiality (0%) Right Fisting (80%) Definatyl Finger sucking (100%) Hehe Toe sucking (0%) Right..just no Masturbation (67%) A little low there Asphyxiation (25%) Definatly to high. Mostly on the money, and the rest is due to the question styles.

SINGLES MATCH - FIRST OF FIVE Tom Flesher vs Dace Night TAG TEAM TITLES #1 CONTENDERSHIPOVER THE TOP BATTLE ROYAL[ Alan Clark vs Coy West vs John Duran vs Todd Royal vs Austin Sly vs Jimmy “The Demon” Liston vs Tryst vs Insane Luchadore CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP Jacob Hemlsley vs Todd Cortez HARDCORE MATCH Janus vs Crow USJL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Landon Maddix© vs “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins SINGLES MATCH Ace Lezaire vs Ryan Dustin SINGLES MATCH David Blazenwing vs Toxxic

Good start, and know we all know the character a little bit better. Hopefully this carries straight over into your matches.

That was really cool Spike, good job on that one man. Keep it up.

Ohhh, simple and too the point, but we have a build up promo. I think Crow might have started a trend of having stories in the opening match ups.

Did you have general studies or something man? If so, dont worry, you can finish at 1:30 GS paper in 30 mintues.

Well, consider more then... definatly can't hurt to have more talent, experinced talent at that in the fed man.

SINGLES MATCH - FIRST OF FIVE Tom Flesher vs Dace Night No comment, shockingly. TAG TEAM TITLES #1 CONTENDERSHIPOVER THE TOP BATTLE ROYAL[ Alan Clark vs Coy West vs John Duran vs Todd Royal vs Austin Sly vs Jimmy “The Demon” Liston vs Tryst vs Insane Luchadore Clark and West in a co write to get themselve a title shot. CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP Jacob Hemlsley vs Todd Cortez Cortez by a hair. HARDCORE MATCH Janus vs Crow Crow, to show he really is back with the game. USJL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Landon Maddix© vs “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins Maddix to show and retain this time. SINGLES MATCH Ace Lezaire vs Ryan Dustin Ace in a coin toss. SINGLES MATCH David Blazenwing vs Toxxic Toxxic...

Ohh, nice promo, and it just carries on Maddix's ego trip madness. And the whole triple crown thing gives you so many things to pull as well, good good. (Y) Keep up the good work man. And on the choke thing, it's banned in Judo.. along with all other Facelocks. But please, keep running with that ball, it's good.

Comments time: Opening promo time, thanks Tom for doing this one, a really nice set up for our fued. Sets everything up and gives all the needed out line. Now we can grab the working boots and make some great matches. Another promo, I do like the opening gag there, it's a nice way for a heel to make his entrance as well. Three title belts? Very flash I must say. Some great heel talk, Maddix really has a nack for this stuff it seems. The e-bay comment was another good line, it's just a huge ego trip through out. Awesome heel work. Opening match, our usual little injokes to start with one off from Crow, just to keep things interesting. The Blind Guardian joke gets a pop from me. It's an interesting set up, with all the talk of Crow's resent problems and such. And that leads right into IL taking an early advantage. Crow makes a few mother lines talking to the reader as well, they're unusal, but they fit in with what's going on and are a good idea. And as the weapons start to fly, we've got hardcore vs hardcore going on. And we got back to the story of Crow having lost his ego from the intros. Crow fights back when pushed, but he doesn't have it in him to take IL down...Crow just gets the shit kicked out of him here and it's making the whole storyline work so well. Sweet Hardcore chairs, lightbulbs and table bump, but it's that huge system shock that awakens the sleeping giant. Crow goes on a huge hardcore rip now, and huge mother fucking bump to cap the match up. What a way to show Crow getting back to form and have a reason behind it. All the little things in the writing just pulled it together, and a really good story for the curtain jerker. Triple Threat time, and the book of clark makes another outting. Not much to the intros, just getting everyone out there cleanly and making points about their current directions, carrying on everyone's characters. I do like setting up the whol thing of Johnny keeping up Wildchild's legacy. Standard fair cruiserweight quick opening, making it look to be a high action match. All the writing follows the quick pace, keeping everyone moving, but covering all the details pretty well. Not much in the way of long term selling, yet anyway, just action. But the high amount of commentry is used to cover the action and back it up, rather that masses of description at times. Taking Clark gives room to get on with an old fashioned heel fact match up after the old low blow roll up, and it helps to but Sly over, as he needs it most, with all the success he's been having lower on the card. And a nice little cover to explain why a countout didnt happen though all this action as well, just to show it was thought of. Sly gets to look strong, beating on Johnny as he sells the stuff from the outside, and so looks in danger of losing this one. The reversal is a bit sudden, but doesn't go against the back work that much, even if we have the age old missed lariat spot. Quick ending, as Johnny just has too much to bring for Sly and he retains. And your latest call up makes his presence felt... and looks like he's trying to chat up Megan while he's at it. And he likes the alkey-hol... could make for fun moments. At least we know who he is... and that hopefully he'll keep showing. I wonder if he's on Maddix trail because he's using the same theme music? None title match time... Spike still has no problems with making jokes about himself, which which shows he's a good guy really. And a nicely working Bobby Riley joke as well, which never goes amiss. It's Spike's usual, actually really solid work and tactics, just lite on the writing side at times. the opening headlock sort of carries on the headlock story line from Coy/Todd and Maddix/Coy, but this time Maddix can fight his way out to the ropes. But it goes straight back to the headlock and the battle over it, with the commentry keeping stuff interesting and bring up some good points, covering the action writing as well. The same fight to the ropes, different result as Landon tries to slap Spike again. And Spike finally gets that Side Headlock take over he's been fighting for, controlling the smaller man and keeping him away from the flashy offence that won the belt for him. Even when he gets rolled up, Spike goes straight back for the headlock, keeping it simple, keeping it working. Landon has to roll out of the ring to no lose, and Spike is looking strong in this low work match. And Spike goes for the same move again, but just like when Landon repeated his spots, Spike gets countered. Landon sells his neck as he makes an offensive run, but that mises a diving headbutt, an unwise move, but he's made unwise flying moves before and this time it costs him. The Spike Berg joke is golden. A DDT to keep working the neck, and the fact Spike's keep the illgeal choke joke going so long shows he has it in him. And Spike gets an upset win with a choke out, finishing off the next work. Really was good work over all. Muzz's latest character shows up, another ego hungery heel, in a cool promo. The paid fans bit is brillaint.. don't think I've seen that one before. He's here, we know who he is... there will be battles. Tag Title match now, lots of stuff going on behind this match, and Aecas and Janus aren't going to be pretty here. I like how Todd and Mike are billed as former tag champs.. just to give that extra feel to their intro. Once again, Janus is nowhere to be seen to start with, as Aecas once again has to fight two men at once, just like against Coy and Alan. And once again, Aecas just about manages to hold his own. Aecas gets some payback on MVS, managing to take it to him one on one. When Aecas misses a gore, Mike goes straight to work on the shoulder with a single arm ddt, setting out some pysch in this match with many other storylines behind it. Todd follows up that plan, and just outpaces the big man who can't keep up fighting two men forever. The commentry doesn't break up the action that much, just goes to reenforce it here and there. Just as Aecas is managing to take control of both men again, and looking very strong through the way it's written, Janus rears his head at last. And this allow for the double team on Aecas, which seems to be the only way he can be taken down in these tag matches. But even with Janus right there, Aecas keeps on fight like before and the words still put him over and show the gap created between the two champs. Suddenly Janus tags himself in, but Aecas spots him from finishing off MVS. The storyline thickens right here. And then it all starts to break down, as the Janus/Aecas finally comse to a boiling point, Janus nails Aecas with an ADFII, but it's STILL not enough to keep him down. Fianlly Aecas is choked out, and the tag titles are gone, but the fued will continue. Man, Aecas looks like a one man killing machine, and it takes Janus' attacks to actually make him lose. Good job putting him over and adding some great tension to the match with the way it was all written. I win the cage match, go me. Someone else has to comment on this one. But thanks to my misses Jen for letting me finish this match at her house. Finally time for the world title match. More shoot like opening commets, about both men's drug and injury problems. And Kibs sets up the huge crowd heat that this battle has, just to hype it that little extra bit. We've got the chants going both way.. and this match just seems huge the the build up in the intros. And then things explode, great opening run, with just the sounds of those impacts, Kibs style making it so he needs nothing else. And then all that momentum that Kibigami is riding gives him the first upper hand, after his kicks worked so well against Toxxic. And then Kibs mirrors Danny's usual actions, and busts out a Tope, only to get taken a back by a wave of elbows as Danny fights back. Both of these guys are built as The Man, both are damn hard and this match looks like it will hang around that fact. Danny retunrs the favour on the kicks and a dropkick leads into the first move, showing the more high flying style we've seen from Williams lately, and that as the champ, he's technically the bigger Man. Leading into the half crab, which also goes after Kibagami's neck, his ever present weak point, and of course tries to take away his kicks. This is trying to open up a gap between the two men to add some more tension and drama. Kibagami fights back, the snap suplex seems very out of place in a match between these two, where it's sure to do nothing, but it does lead into further kicks to the ribs Kibagami, just like the ones that opening the match. A reversal by Danny and again things go to the outside, giving the feeling the ring alone isnt big enough to hold this match. And an Elbow Sucidia, as Danny returns the dive from earlier in the match. the commentry just cements the scale of this battle and all that's at stake, while the writing style works much the same as it did in the match against Toxxic, so fits the match perfectly. The Cross Armbreaker gets put over, with the submission change over on the ropes, as Kibagami and Danny show they are matched down the line in this one. And back to the strike trade offs. Both of these men can give out so much damange with them, but they can also make so much damange as well, so it's ramming a point into a wall, and it does sort of feel like they're not actually working, but they do match for a different type of brawling transistion. Another submission and again it's danger is brought up, just to high light it. But again Kibagami can fight to the ropes, only to be dragged right back into another hold, the blows starting to add up now. This time it seems to works, and leads into a real pin fall. The walls are starting to crack and crumble under sheer force of attacks.. a slightly different line to normal psych, but when it's The Man vs The Man, it does make sense. So the transistion into a Burning Lariat is a bit fast, this match isn't playing out along that route of pysch. A little more support to that end though would have been best. And then Danny's fighting back again with his elbows, and the Rolling Elbow is put over, and takes Kibigami out of the ring, so he can't be pinned from it. This match feels like a grudge match, two guys pound away with each other and against anyone else the strikes would be near leathel... something that might be better for a fued end, but can be twisted to fit into a big match like this. Once again, Kibagami pulls through wave of strikes and nails Williams with a pair of suplexes. It's like the wave of fighting spirit is running strong in both men, and going through the pain of the strikes by power alone. Just could have done with being backed up. Again the strikes as a come back get countered, and Danny is in another Cross Armbreaker, but the bottom rope isn't around this time. It takes a huge struggle to make it to the ropes this time around. Kibs targets in on the arm, but Danny finally scores a strike transistion with impact in and enzuilariat, showing they can't just walk through the fire of strikes all the time. And then all the damage means Danny can't score the powerbomb, The Man can't use one of his best weapons to win the match. Kibagami counters and goes straight for his own big move and bits it for a big close fall. It's the same almost spotty shift in advantage, but both of the guys are billed as The Man, and it leads to another counter and another big damage move. It's almost delayed selling, mixed in with a dose of raising the bar, both of them seem tougher and their moves less effective against each other. The whole thing keeps rolling as Kibagami hits a desperation Gamengiri and finally both men are down on the mat. Danny tries going straight back to the attack, but get's caught in another submission. And now Danny can't use the wave of strikes to move back to offense anymore, and another big move some Kibagami finally seems to be having impact. And Kibagami just dropes his walking through the fire, I can do all your stuff just as good as you can plan and flies from the top for the win... finally. I would have thought it would have been the Demonstar for the end, but then again, all this impact stuff wasn't getting the job done for either man, so something else had to be done about it. Very interesting match. And nice running joke about Flesher being in the main event to. More excellent work people. (Y)

Ahh, sweet card. And this series is going to own hopefully. So much fun to be had.

Ohhhh... fancy and all very interesting. It's just a case of who kills whom first now. Just a case of how you reach that point. Good work J.

That was a really sweet promo man. I like the Angle refernce as well