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  1. Dace59

    Sonata Arctica

    I'm so so on them. I can listen to them but there aer other Power Metal bands I'd rather listen to.
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    NMEs Top Singles And Albums Of 2003

    I'm not. Along with Kerrang! it's one of the worst "alternative" music mags out there in the UK. Each to their own like, but I'd rather not touch it.
  3. Dace59

    NMEs Top Singles And Albums Of 2003

    For some reason, being a Black and Death Metal fan inclines me towards hating it.
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    NMEs Top Singles And Albums Of 2003

    Hurt's the only track on the singles list I touched. I have this stuff shoved at me by the mass media, so I ignore it after seeing it sucks to me.
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    NMEs Top Singles And Albums Of 2003

    NME, more reasons to hate indie kids.
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    The Death Ritual Begins...

    It's the Norwegan for Cyclone Dub Cee.
  7. “ZYKLON! ZYKLON! ZYKLON! ZYKLON!” ‘What better way to build endurance than this, and see a band I like at the same time. Grappler can try all he wants, but in a Texas Deathmatch, he’s got no chance against me.’ Dace stands in the middle of a crowd of people in some small Tampa club, smoke and the smell of beer, sweet and blood hangs in the air, as the packed crowd chants louder and louder, waiting for Zyklon to get on stage and play. In full gear and war pain, Dace clenches his fists, waiting for the storm of violence that’s coming. ‘What better way to train that to beat the shit out of everyone around and try to walk about alive. Grappler thinks he can take the ICTV Title, he thinks he go against me in my element. I’d like to see him walk in here and get out alive.’ AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! An ear splitting roar goes out from the crowd as the four members of Zyklon take their place on stage. The crowd surges towards the front of the club, squashing against the barriers trying to get as close as they can. Grinning from ear to ear, Dace muscles in between people, pushing and shoving with the rest of the mass. ‘Here we fucking go…’ THE DEATH RITUAL BEINGS… BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM! A shower of pyro explodes from the stage, early ripping the roof off with the opening roar of Chaos Deathcult rips through the amps and bodies and fists start flying. Shoving bodies from side to as circle forms in the centre of the floor. Everyone spinning around as fast as they can, smashing into each other at full speed, with Dace caught in the middle. Esoteric knowledge about the last of things. My sweet eschatological vision. Foundation for the renewal of the world, immemorial sins, never redeemed. Suppressed, oppressed, never redeem again. The sulphur-kingdom, purgatory, hell`s damnation, no man will be perditioned for all time. ‘This is violence and this is what I’m going to bring against Charlie Matthews. I’m going to make us both bleed all over the arena. He can train however he wants. But for this match, you’ve got to be tough. You have to be able to survive anything. Even a Zyklon pit.’ Grabbing someone by the shirt and throwing them to the other side of the pit, Dace gets swallowed up and fights back out of the cyclone mass of the circle of death, pounding away on anyone that touches him. Flying across one side of the circle and into the earth, Dace sends a heap of people scattering backwards. Just to launch himself straight back into the fight. Where is your millennium? Where is your kingdom of a thousand years? What you see is a world of hate, of pitiness, never again to be set in state. What you see is what you get. Evolving chaos, death the inevitable force It`s your cult, your mission ‘I don’t care what it takes. From just a Dark Star Driver to slicing him up with a rail spike. All the things from that bastard Va’aiga dumping me on my head all the way up to now. Grappler is going to find out just how much hate I’ve stored up and I’m going to late him take it all.’ The spinning mass of bodies slam against each other over and over in time to the skull crushing beats of the song. Blood stains the floor and heads collide with things like fists and other heads. A game of king of the pit forms as someone foolishly tries to hold their ground in the middle of the circle. Barrelling into them like a rhino, Dace slams them aside and hammers down anyone that charges at him, throwing them like rag dolls as the pit gets more and more violent. Misery - a necessary evil Sympathy - a tool for fools Death - the ultimate function Mercy - a waste of grace ‘So bring on the Texas Deathmatch. Bring on the hate and the pain. The blood, the weapons, the war. I’m going to give Charlie Matthews a Christmas gift he’s never going to forget. Never.’ Every man is therefore guilty of all the good he did. *Fade out....*
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    The Death Ritual Begins...

    What's wrong with Blackend Death Metal super groups?
  9. This is one of these promos where you need to chant your pants for one of two reason. You just creamed yourself in joy. Or you just pissed yourself in fear.
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    Best Live Album

    Does Cenutry Media's Europe site do over seas ordering or some other site? Might have been the case. Or he got it on holiday/someone else that went on holiday.
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    Best Live Album

    MM, if I have time to get off my arse, I could rip and encode for you. But that's an if, with it being the end of term and all for the next four days.
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    Best Live Album

    Sometimes I like being British. *Pats his 3 CD AIA boxed set*
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    Best Live Album

    It's musical wankery and lots of people, myself included want to hear it. There's lots of arguements about if their music has soul or direction, but most of the time it's not something I look for. Dream Theater are amazing technical and always deliver on that fact and there are few bands that top them. They way they are probably makes them very marmite to some people, but you can't doubt the skill that's there.
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    Best Live Album

    The 3 CD version of Alive In Athens (which I think is Europe only) is kicking. The extra CD has a bunch of really nice stuff on it.
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    PROMO: No Way Out

    Why hasn't this had comments. It's a fucking brilliant mix of comedy and massive build. Really nice work man. But you do realise I have to have Dace anal rape you with a Chainsaw now for dissing his Misses? Good good. Oh, and you know that whole Mutoh scale thing? I'm gonna turn it into the Grappler Scale ... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
  16. Annie "Ichiban" Onita versus John "The Sinner" Duran versus Stryke versus Johnny Dangerous Ichiban to be Ichiban. "Judge Mental" William Hearford versus ??? Judge on a whim. Xstasy versus Wildchild versus Michael Craven versus Crowe versus Linchpin Crow, returning to full flow again. Va'aiga versus Terrence "Janus" Bailey Fans, this one is going to be a complete 1.1 Mutoh scale blood bath. "The Franchise" Mak Francis versus the Hville Thugg Backing the Mak. Dace Night versus Charlie "Grappler" Matthews No prediction. The Boston Strangler versus Erek Taylor TBS. AND THE MAIN EVENT… "THE SUPERIOR ONE" TOM FLESHER VERSUS EJIRO FASAKI Flesher to be number one, again.
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    Best Live Album

    Has anyone heard I&W Live In Tokyo, I wonder if it's any good. Live Scenes from New York is awesome. To bad Kevin didn't take up the offer to come and play SDV live and do a 2 keyboard version of Learning To Live. There's some random Japanese bootleg one I've seen knocking around, 2 disc but it's £30 and I've never had the cash when I've seen it. Bah.
  18. Dace59

    A Wrestling Move Discussion

    I think this might be what you're missing. Northern Lights Suplex and Northern Lights Bomb are just gimmick names. Yes they've come into common technical use, but they're still gimmick names, just like Stunner, Style Clash and Mad Splash are. The only thing that links their technical names are they are both suplexes. I'd have to do some digging to see if they have routes in the same creator or something to give them both the name Northern Lights.
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    A Wrestling Move Discussion

    In a Suplex you put the Facelock on FIRST. And the arm of the shoulders is not a Facelock as it is not closed around your neck. You're finding very contrived ways to say they're similar. The original Tiger Driver was a Front Facelock Suplex. Has nothing to do with a Piledriver or anything. DVD/DVB has nothing to do with a Powerbomb or Piledriver. Having Similar Gimmick names does not mean they are similar moves. Maybe it's the fact I have a cold and I might not be thinking straight, I dunno.
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    A Wrestling Move Discussion

    Ermm, they dont. Been as you don't get put in a Facelock for a Northern Lights Suplex. Yes you can counter out of one with an NLS, but it's just a way of trapping the arm. You put your shoulder in their guy and wrap your arms around them waist. They jus have similar gimmick names, nothing more. Are are aware a NLB is a Scoop Brainbuster, looks like the Snow Plow only much better.
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    A Wrestling Move Discussion

    Pumphandle Suplex is under that name in SD5. Pumphandle arm between their legs, bar other arm under yours and them backwards over your head. Pescado = Fish. Styles miscall for a Plancha. Nagata Lock: 1 = Reverse Figure Four 2 = Cross Face 3 = Double Laying Armbar (Original Rings of Saturn) w/ Crossface.
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    Best Live Album

    Sorry Thumbtack but he's gone. And Lord Worm has returned for the vocals spot.
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    I'm growing a Finals Beard

    You gotta love the in jokes. I should (try to) grow one at some point. And take a pic so the whole SWF can see the ginger horror.
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    Wrestling moves...

    I know Headlocks CAN hurt, but I was saying you could put someone in a Headlock and not hurt them at all with it.
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    Wrestling moves...

    Becuase he's half blind so when he Lariats, he just swings the meanest, stiffist lariat and tries to take your head off, hoping he connects with some part of your body.
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