Dr. Tyler; Captain America

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAA Lil' Jon meets "Lil' Jon" on Chapelle.

Bahahahahhahahaa. Great show.

His long ass pick kinda threw me, but if Carey wasn't there, I'd have picked RB or WR. It's unfortunate that we decided to rush ahead on Easter, when hardly anyone (read: me) was available. I was actually going to do a nice write-up and analysis of this pick. But oh well. In reality, I've been thinking about it a lot lately and if none of the top flight players are available for the Steelers in round one, I think they're gonna trade down to the late 20's and possibly take Carey in round one (they need a tackle; he projects to be just that in the NFL) and then snag Losman out of Tulane at 2.45 (or, now that I think about it, if they got the other team's second rounder as well, they'd take him there; Losman, contrary to this mock, has been rising). The thing is, they'd never select a guard that projects as only a guard in the NFL. They're perfectly set with future HoFer Alan Faneca and recovering first round pick Kendall Simmons at guard, so... ...that pick kinda sucked. But oh well.

egh. I'd have taken Vernon Carey, OG/T Miami.

This might make sense if the finale wasn't live. ...

I don't think Omarosa is a "mole", per se, but I think it's obvious she's trying to tank it for them. I mean, if you fucking lose your singer, even if it's Jessica Simpson, who probably gets lost walking to her car in the morning, you've got a problem. I think Kwame's going to win, though, because he's gonna end up doing fine even with Omarosa's fuck-ups. Bill will probably do well, too, but Trump will hire Kwame because he succeeded even with Omarosa.

And it still doesn't make it right.

Actually, it is. People refer to middle eastern gentlemen as "monkeys" as a derrogatory term, due to their skin color.

I love how blatant racism is completely overlooked just because it's aimed at Middle Eastern people. And before you or anyone else backtracks real quick, let's look at it in another fashion. Do you think saying "I hate those niggers!" would be peachy just because you meant "THE ONES THAT STOLE MY RIMS" or something?

Except there has been a plethora of evidence that states Saddam wanted NOTHING TO DO with bin Laden's organization, partially because bin Laden also wanted to kill him. Hm.

Indeed, but they weren't before we invaded Iraq. ...which further reinforces why Democrats are pissed about the war in Iraq.

Actually, no. Democrats are angry because the war in Iraq has detracted from the war on terrorism. Al Queda is, always has been, and always will be a more dangerous threat to us than Iraq ever has been and ever will be.

And that's why you're not in any position of power.

Because when people gripe, it's news. When people don't gripe, it's not. I can point out PLENTY of cases where the Fox News wingnuts have bitched about something asinine and it actually filtered into LEGITIMATE news, because SOMEONE WAS BITCHING ABOUT IT! Case in point: Vince Foster. Troopergate. Paula Jones.

Yes, Mike. Your analysis of my statement is absolutely spot-on. Because the news media isn't reporting something that no one outside of yourself and two other republicans around the world care about, and because they did report the outrage over the other case (which was, on the other hand, CLEARLY there), they're the fucking liberal media, man! What would Hannity do?

Except the only reason the Lott issue was a big f'n deal was because Democratic senators and left wing bloggers made a huge stink about it. I really don't care about this or the Lott issue to argue about it, though, so if you're just gonna sit here and mock Democrats over some silly little thing like this, uh, feel free.

If Republicans make a big deal out of it, it'll be news. They're not. Thus, it isn't.

Actually, I could see Parcells making that pick.

"I'M WAYNE BRADY, BITCH!"

Spinoff=spoof. asdf;jsa;ldkfj;lsdkfj;lskdjfsaf at Wayne Brady taking out the cop, haha, this is a great skit.

AHAHAHAA And now the "Training Day" spinoff.

sdfkjsadfh;lksdjf;lksajdf;lkj "Good evening, bitches."

Bahahahahahahaahahahaha

HAHAHAHA. That tap dancing scene was hilarious.

Hahaha, "We just got goth served."