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Mark fucking Henry?! Are they EVER going to give up on this guy?

Yeesh. I guess word spread fast about Doom.

Doing the Charleston, no less. It's hard to imagine a funnier dance.

Yeah, I don't have any Bemani outside of DDR near me at all. Closest is a Drummania 7th Mix a hour away. It's so bad that I'm driving out to Rhode Island this Spring so I can play the newest IIDX and Pop'n.

The constantly diminishing health in Gauntlet Legends really pissed me off. Game's pretty cool otherwise, made for a decent rental once it came to consoles.

Damn, Z. I really would have liked to see that. Sounds supremely entertaining to say the least.

Really. This movie was a bad idea in the first place. Universal should just take what they have, edit it as best they can, and rush it off to theatres. No way they're breaking even at this point, but they can at least make a little money off of it.

Sure, but then I'd miss out on the stereotypical Bandito costume.

Hooray for Rickmen!

Basically Any Bemani (Beatmania IIDX and Pop'n Music are my favorites, but I also love Guitar Freaks/Drummania and still play DDR from time to time.) Initial D Sunset Riders (Can't find it anywhere these days, though.) Raiden Fighters II Outrun 2

Great promo. I love Blank's initial reaction to Janus. This is gonna be a hell of a fun match.

Also, do you know how cool it is that Maddix is dressing up as the King of All Cosmos? Because the answer's extremely. We Love Katamari is one of my favorite games ever, thanks in no small part to the King's glorious, flamboyant influence.

Ah...I was joking about ELM going as SFJH. MVS, the costume I initially PM'ed you about is what I'd like Mags dressed up as. Edit: I'm not sure it's gonna get changed, so here... http://www.mexconnect.com/mex_/travel/jkin.../Calaveras1.jpg Mag should look like the guy in the middle. Only not as shabby.

Actually, I believe Nintendo's going for a Winter 2006 release. Satoru Iwata stated that there should be stuff playable for the Revolution at E3 2006, so I highly doubt March is their planned release date. I read on IGN that Nintendo plans to announce a release date before their fiscal year ends (in March), so that might be where the confusion arose.

Cucaracha International Promo #1 Mischief's afoot. The noble stable's first attempt at stealing back the Tag Titles failed, so a plan is formed to search TKO's dressing room for them...once a patsy is obtained, of course. Marked out for Carnie Pride, heh. Haffy v. Bill Fillmaff Can I say that the character of Bill Fillmaff is tremendously entertaining? 'Cause he is. Speaking of which, what happened to that Soap Opera guy that had been hanging around since Genesis? Maybe I missed something. ANYWAY, this is the first match in which Bill got a decent amount of offense in, making it at least notable in that respect. Good on Haffy for making the match interesting and entertaining regardless of the fact that Fillmaff probably should been done two minutes into it. The vague interpretations of the Bad Beat begin... Cucaracha International Promo #2 Fucking great. I can't remember the last time Blazenwing was used in any capacity, but he's utilized perfectly in this case. Reading this, I can't wait to see how the plan will eventually turn out. Marcus Ward v. Stryke Yay, Stryke's back! Cool start with Stryke constantly outmaneuvering Ward until Marcus decides he's had enough of his crap and breaks Stryke's back over his knee. Stryke gets in bits and pieces of offense after that, but it's mostly Marcus just punishing Stryke and doing as much damage to his back as possible. That is, until Stryke gets the Fisherman's Neckbreaker off, and, after squirming out of a Bearhug, a Tornado DDT. One All Time High later, Stryke gets the pinfall and makes a successful return. Great to have you back. Cucaracha International Promo #3 THE PLAN GOES INTO ACTION. David smoothly gets TKO and their managers out of the room, not before they have the chance to get a few cracks off at his and Joseph Peters' expense. Spike Jenkins v. Manson Fucking legendary. Cucaracha International Promo #4 Man, Blazenwing's more clever than expected. Too bad he suffered a concussion pretty much immediately afterwards. TKO charges back to their dressing room, where hilarity is sure to ensue... Cucaracha International Promo THE FINAL Poor David. I don't even wanna know what Natasha is doing to him. Love the description of the cockaroach graffiti left in the dressing room. Overall, a terrific story, and added a lot to this show. Great job, guys. Wildchild v. TORU The beginning's very well written. As it should of been, Johnny's attack came out of nowhere, leaving everyone shocked and only putting Dangerous over further as a vicious heel. TORU immediately cheats once WC, who isn't in that great of shape to begin with, finally gets in the ring. Wildchild makes a heroic comeback, but TORU cuts it off in violent fashion. I'm surprised there are enough TORU fans in attendance to drown out Wildchild's. More cheating follows, and TORU basically beats the hell out of WC until he comes back with a well-timed Sidekick and a Split-Legged Moonsault. Nefarious Nihonjin=Great. TORU and his cronies incessantly cheat and cut off any of WC's offensive streaks until the Bahama Bomber can get off a Carribean Cutter and a second Falling Star Press to grab the pinfall. Fantastic match that told a compelling, exciting story. Terrific job, WC. Todd Cortez v. El Luchadore Magnifico Yup. Great show.

Whoops. Just delete my thread, I guess. Manson's match is, by far, the funniest thing I've read in recent memory. Also. Hooray, Stryke's back! Real comments once I can contain my laughter.

Manson's match is, by far, the funniest thing I've read in recent memory. Also. Hooray, Stryke's back! Real comments once I can contain my laughter.

I agree. Then again, I only think I know what "take the piss" means...

I feel obligated to post this. I'm sure this'll be up to Uwe Boll's usual standards, though.

Figured this'd happen if I wrote that. No disrespect meant to anybody relatively new to the fed.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2205773 That's...quite a step down.

Not just you. Show's late again.

HBCROWE

Welcome. It's a pleasure to meet you. To be honest, you seem like the most promising newbie in quite a while now.

You *can't* be serious.... Play it on normal, foo. Heh, you act like I'm done with the game now that I've beaten it. Just wanted to breeze through it the first time and see the whole thing before I challenged myself.