List your injuries and maladies here.
I've had this fucking hangnail for about a week now, probably longer and I guess even though it doesn't constantly hurt, it's the most annoying 'injury' I've ever had. You forget about it for a bit until you hit it trying to do the most trivial things (today I've hurt it typing, scratching myself, and adjusting the carseat). I just hit it not 5 minutes ago on my desk AND computer chair about 5 seconds apart, so a nice mix of blood and puss filled up my band-aid while I danced around my room shaking my hand and trying not to yell and wake everyone up. I've had to re-shape my life around this, basically, my left hand is useless.
I suppose I should go to the doctor, or something, but I can't bring myself to make an appointment, or whatever, and go in and whine about my fingernail. Doing it on the internet, on the other hand, is a-ok.