AnnieEclectic

I'm bad at marking. But you know this. -Annie

Ask and ye shall recieve: http://www.youtube.com/results?search=hard...p;search=Search the Bakafish site has batch torrents for .avi versions of his skits. Hilarious stuff! -Annie

Thoth, here's what I've found out, as I've been researching too... He's (one of the - edit) the top babyfaces of HUSTLE (currently, he's only recently started up with them, in late '05), often teaming with Tajiri HUSTLE is a pretty weird dramatic-styled league, with it's M-Bison-esque villain leader (smoking a cigar, natch) He wants to destroy Hard Gay for some reason, and HG's eye-covering is protected like Luchas protect their mask. that's all I got. -Annie

Two words: Oh Snap. -Annie

grouphug.us maybe? that site is addictive, this sounds like the 'anonymous' posts from there.

yeah... I've been getting back into wrestling a bit, thought I'd see how y'all were doing -Annie

You have a retiree's stats, sir. -Annie

Awwww... *blushes* I promise I'll get that lemon to you, Zed. And it is too bad I'm straight, because you are a fine upstanding young man. You'll get your girl someday, and Goddess willing, so will I :-D -Annie

You know what I haven't had in a while? Big League Chew. You know what I haven't had in a while? Unprotected sex with multiple partners. -Annie

Sexy? I think I can do that. Andrea? Why do I have the sneaking suspicion that gophers are going to be introduced in this match? -Annie

fair enough -Annie

Max? any stats? EDIT: found them, I suck -Annie

MAIN EVENT NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH Toxxic (SWF Heavyweight Champion) v. Alan Clark Toxxic seems too strong right about now MAIN EVENT IN SPIRIT SWF WOMENS' CHAMPIONSHIP FOUR CORNERS MATCH Kelly Connelly (SWF Womens' Champion) w/"The Icon" Max King (SWF Intercontinental-Television Champion) v. Ebony v. Annie Eclectic v. Megan Skye w/Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix You bitches better predict me to win this match. NON-TITLE TAG TEAM MATCH Team ANGER (David Cross and Christian Fury, SWF Tag Team Champions) v. Stryke and Jamie Drazon RAAAAAGE~! ANGEEEEEEER~! MIAMI MAYHEM Andrea Montgomery v. Longdogger Pete w/Ian Um... Andrea. HARDCORE MATCH SWF HARDCORE GAMERS' CHAMPIONSHIP Carnage (SWF Hardcore Gamers' Champion) v. Austin Sly Going to go upset special here and say Sly gets a nod. SINGLES MATCH Manson v. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins (SWF Cruiserweight Champion) Ahahahaha... sorry Hollyanna, I can't pick you my friend. Mansonosity reigns. THE OPENING MATCH SWF CANADIAN CHAMPIONSHIP Ace Lezaire (SWF Canadian Champion) v. "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez ACEUMZ~! -Annie

JD, I'm so so so so so so so sorry, but I ran out of time, and a funny spot purely to be used to get you back on an attack mode with me, turned into the easy out. Sorry man. ... I like Zutroy... -Annie

Sooo... I'm going to be the new Women's Champ eh? Fitting... -Annie

Name : Annie Eclectic Wrestler : Ann(ie) Onita Nicknames : Ichiban, Hardcore Queen Hometown : Tokyo, Japan Age : 24 Status : Face Height : 5' 7" Weight : 165 lbs. (more muscular, but not near Chyna. She's cute dammit.) Weapon : Kendo Sword (Singapore Cane) Looks: Long black hair frames the pretty face of Ann Onita, now going by her birth name in the federation. She wears a Powder Blue suit, black button-up blouse and powder blue tie, matching powder blue fedora. She wears dress shoes outside of battle, but if preparing for a match or in ring she will wear similarly styled wrestling boots, to which her pant legs will go over. Entrance: Silence. Nothing but silence. Suddenly... it's not so silent. A lone voice screams out to the arena. "I GET WET WHEN A PARTY HAS STARTED!" "I GET WET! WITHOUT EVEN TRYING!" "I GET WET! I GET WET! I GET WET! I GET WET! I GET WET! I GET WET! I GET WET! I GET WET!" *BOOOOOOOOOM* White and Blue pyrotechnics rush up from the top of the entrance ramp as "I Get Wet" by Andrew WK starts in earnest. The sparks break in the middle, allowing Ann "Ichiban" Onita to rush full speed towards the ring, sliding under the bottom rope and hopping to her feet as the crowd gets to their feet. If her opponent is already in the ring, she will walk straight towards them, mouthing off in her usual confident manner. If she's the first one to enter the ring, she will jump to a turnbuckle and sharply point her thumb towards her chest, her usual entrance spiel. She always carries her Kendo sword on her, which is held on her back by a strap that crosses her chest. Stats : Strength : 4 (time off has given Ann a quicker step, at the cost of some of her strength) Speed : 6 Vitality : 7 Charisma : 3 Style: Since I write this way, might as well model the moveset like it. Annie has two plans of attacks basically dependant on her opponent. Should she fight someone she can lift, she will go for a more technical attack, while heavier opponents (Consider 245 lbs. and above 'heavy') will get her speedster side. She's not brilliant at either, but is managable at both. A Jane of all Trades, so to speak. Signature moves : -Drop Kiss (Dropkick to the mouth) -Superkick (Stepping Side Savate kick, more fast than hard, not finisher material) -Shining Wizard/Black (whichever is easier to write) -Handspring Elbow to the Corner -Lionsault -Death Valley/Spicolli Driver (more likely in a hardcore match than a regular one) -Snap or Stalling Suplex -German Suplex -Millenium Suplex (Crossface Chickenwing Suplex, if she's worked the arm or back she can FLIP~! this into a Triple C) Common Moves: -Knee Strike to the Face (Usually by holding the back of the head and jumping up to make the attack) -Armbar Takedown -Bodyslam -Moonsault -Spinning Neckbreaker -Flying Cross Body (off ropes) -Flying Forearm (off ropes) -Any DDT variant -Springboard Dropkick -Hard, hard kicks. Lots of them, Annie is a former martial artist and loves to kick. Rare Moves: -Somersault Leg Drop Through a Table: only in hardcore/no DQ matches. -Annie T: Simple maneuver, setup like a normal DDT, but Annie lifts at the belt/tights/whatever to lift them up, hopefully into an angle where the body is higher than the head, then drives down in a DDT. Kinda a DDT/Brainbuster mix. Hurts, but it's more of a stun move, so if a pin is not somewhat immediately done, good chance of a kickout. -Splashdown: (Not possible if opponenet is above 280. Either catches a person running and lifts them onto her shoulder or lifts them from a standing position. As soon as they're up she immediately sits backwards while grabbing the opponent's torso and pushing them away slightly. She then grabs the head in midair and braces it against her shoulder before impact. Heavier opponents might end up with their neck on her shoulder, making it a lot worse upon impact. Can be used as a finisher to opponents with vitality less than or equal to 5) Incredibly Rare Move : -"No Fucking Way": Usually set up with a tag partner having an opponent on their shoulders, with their back to the corner. Ann goes up to the top rope, faces out of the ring, then backflips, grabbing the opponent's head in mid air, then dropping a vicious DDT with her momentum. This... is INCREDIBLY hard to pull off... please, ask me before writing this in, I dont even know if *I* will ever use it.... Finishers: For lighter foes - -Hollowpoint Driver (credit for name goes to Tom and Z for each respective word in order) This is Annie's revenge/grudge finisher. Setup like a Tombstone, but Annie lifts her victim by the belt lifting them up until both fighters form a 90 degree angle with the vertex being at Annie's head and her opponent's... well crotch. Annie then sits out, driving their unprotected head and body face first into the mat. In a Hardcore/No DQ match, will have opponent's head land on a weapon or the steel steps on the outside. If you're going to kickout, please have a high vitality (7+). The hardcore version should be even harder to kick out of, obviously. For heavier foes - -Daybreak Pedigree. Mastered from her first SWF lover, Sydney Sky. Preferred finisher if she's worked more on the head of her opponent. For anyone - -Crossface Chickenwing Clutch [or "Triple C"] Crossface chickenwing on ground on opponents back. When locked in properly, will arch back to create camel-clutch like pressure on neck, shoulders, and lower back. Possible to wriggle out of before lock is cinched in, but you have to be incredibly strong [7 or higher] to lift yourself up with your remaining arm to try to break it. Preferred finisher if she's worked more on her opponent's shoulder or back. -Annie

Don't forget to post your stats. I mean, it's not like Drazon has ever faced you before or anything. ... whoops. -Annie

At the very least, I didn't give you the dreaded Mansonosity treatment. Anyway, you can always pretend there was more to the match or simply forget about it all, excepting a mention of the loss on the next show... like I always do... Yeah, that's of no help at all. Don't worry about it, Manson, at least you got something in. I can usually turn a negative into a positive, it'll all work out for the best! -Annie

Oh it's on motherfuckers. -Annie

Yeah, no showed my return 'cause I have the incredible luck to run into a coworker's mother dying. Needless to say that won't be happening again, you should see me actually writing more. Shit... squashed. That's fun to kayfabe out of *shakes fist* Hmm... promo time, for sure. -Annie ps - tough loss for GOdrea, although Toxxic is sick with the writing. And that end promo... aw fuck.

*watches Thugg break his neck. Again* Ebony and Annie, for HRADKROE LESBIAN HIJINKS! I hate you soooo much. -Annie

I would like to nominate myself just so I can lose to Tom. Again. For reference, unless someone has usurped me, I am easily the most successful female wrestler in the league, capturing every title save for Tag and World, and to my knowledge still the only woman ICTV title holder in the history of the league. Not that it matters, since I would lose to Tom. Again. -Annie

Seeing my sister like that... it's a damn shame. Damn shame. -Annie

w00t @ winning it all in 2014 ... w00t @ winning it all in 2015 ... w00t @ me never checking this thread! -Annie

Damn snub that's alright, we'll show 'em in the playoffs. -AG