AnnieEclectic

I don't know what you're missing, but I could probably pen up a Cheese dancing contest if needed... -annie

Hey, I made Jack look like a Hardcore legend in the JL... as I beat him three striaght. But STILL... -Annie "Dammit, I make opponents look good in defeat" E

No, I think it's where you get everyone to wear cheese suits and dance to avoid the rabid rats we unleash on them. I'd be dancing in their situation. Or crushing rat skull. Either way, you grade on style, not survival ability. Yes, I have thought of this. I should book a card -Annie

I want a cookie. I also don't know who the fuck half these people are. That being said... "MAIN EVENT" SINLGES MATCH, NON-TITLE (Special Ringside Enforcer: Charlie "Grappler" Matthews) "The Notorious" John Duran© vs Dace Night I'll go for the guy I -know- is HRADCROE~!... Dace Night LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE, SINGLES MATCH Wildchild© vs Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix C22 pride, yo. Definitly WC here. Especially since I don't know who Maddix is. HARDCORE TITLE NO.1 CONTENDERSHIP, CAGE MATCH Manson vs Aecas vs Insane Luchadore Uh... IL since I mark for IL SINGLES MATCH "Coyote" Coy West vs Todd Royal If I'm right and Coy is who I think Coy is, then Coy. If not, uh... Coy. USJL TITLE, TRIPLE IMPACT MATCH Sacred© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Sacred is a Hall of Famer. Spike is... not. Sacred with teh win, j0. SINGLES MATCH Mike Van Siclen vs Jacob Helmsely Oh god... I'm having flashbacks to when I was in the JL... MVS to continue the C22 pride. uh, yo. SINGLES MATCH, LHW NO.1 CONTENDERSHIP Alan Clark vs Toxxic I met Alan Clark in chat. So... Clark. Hmmm... I predict that the 'real' main event Z is cooking up is a CHEESE DANCE-OFF WITH THUGG, X, CHRIS WILSON, AND TOM FLESHER! GOUDA! MOZZARELLA! CHEDDAR! VENZUALEAN BEAVER CHEESE! SMELL THE RATINGS! I'm done now. -Annie

*ahem* Catch-22, bitch. -Annie

But... Storm IS named. It's called "Storm". I don't get it. -Annie

Hmmm, I wonder if Ann is even possible with this method. In fact, I worry about what might happen should someone try... :-/ -Annie

You make Linchpin cry. We tried to travel with Linchpin, but the bastard was too damn tall for the compact car. Damn us short Japanese women... -Annie

I would imagine that Ann would travel with her sister Allison most of the time, with Molly in tow back when they were dating. As Beezel, she would try and get the whole C22 group to travel together, with MVS or Johnny finding a way to weasel out of the erratic masked-person's grip. MWA HA HA HA HA. Good ol' WC. Faithful to the end, if not scared of the constant references to god and cheese being one and the same... -Annie

*hugs GSMS* I didn't forget you buddy. Just thought I'd chime in right quick to say that while I'm sad to see King leave, I totally understand why and it's a smart move. A refreshing time off may very well lead to King being HB again should Zed crack and turn the fed into a cheese-dancing tournament starring Thugg, Strangler, and whatever animal Janus is being at the moment. That being said, love you Zed, and I know you'll do a good job. *puts on her cheese helmet* -Annie

Just a quick word: \m/ @ my music being on two separate lists. Regardless of whether it's because of me, or because it's A.W.K. it's still good stuff. -Annie

I'm really sorry about this, I finally got a new AIM name (had to, had some sketchy fuckers IM-spamming me) but I work retail, and it's XMAS season, and I'm getting overtime like it's oxygen. I apologize for what amounts to a shit return, but it's completely my fault for trying to take on too much at once. But I'm not dead. Neither is Rose. We're fine and happy, only not actually doing anything but working and sleeping. Not even with each other. It sorta sucks. But I'm getting paid, beotch! Don't kill me! -Annie

No death threats, meaning people aren't going to be too angry with me... so far. Thank you all for putting up with my crap over these last two years. You all are the best. -Annie

Ahhh, now I know why you wanted to tap into my resources all those weeks back. I was still curious, heh. Good article, as always! -Annie

I repeat, it'll be a tough slog for me to write (possibly) two straight face/face matchups. As good as I've been against Janus, I'm notoriously bad in face/face psych. Wish me the all the luck of the Irish. And the gnomes. -Annie p.s. JANUS, YOU HAVE ENTRANCE! YOU CAN WRITE NOW! GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!

Aww, if I beat Janus I gotta face my old #4? Heh... Well, here's Annie's upteenth Hardcore div. run coming up! Janus, get ready for another beating big man! -Annie

Now... haha, why would I ever make a promise like that? Ha ha ha... *hides* -Annie

Not you Frost, you pegged me for early December. Heh, early winter. Bwa ha ha ha. Yes, I didn't think I was coming back, but in real life I got an offer I couldn't refuse. I'm glad someone liked the Gnome line! -Annie

worst. promo. ever. I had more plans for it, then I came up with the idea, and botched the execution. The allusion to a partner is vague for a reason, since said partner needs to PM me or something -Annie

Hey don't knock the great no-show insult skill that I dare say I perfected. Take THAT JD~! -Annie EDIT: WILDCHILD 100 DAYS AS HCG CHAMP??? Holy shit man, congratulations!

Can I call a promo where I just sit, smoking a cigar, and saying "Hey, how ya doin?" to everybody that passes. I could stretch it out to 20k or so if I really get into the c/ping... -Annie

If anything, Thoth is here to prove that I'm not the only one to retire, then return, then retire, so one and so forth. Good job! -Annie

Yeah yeah, fuck you all, I lied. I'm posting again, screw you, I'm a hypocrite. With that out of the way, I want to say that the two awards deserved most were Judge's. Rookie of the Year and HCG champ of the year are both well founded and deserved. Good job. Oh yeah, I guess Tom deserved that award he got, for something. Whatever -Annie

I know there will be tons of people that won't believe me on this, but it's the final curtain call for Annie Eclectic. Real life's been kicking my ass and it's been made clear that my no-showing of late isn't welcome. Not that I can blame CC for being angry with me, however I won't be returning. Sad, since I did want to make an attempt to be the first IC woman to win World, but it's not to be. I'd like to thank y'all for bearing with me, especially Tom who had to deal with my pratter so many times on shitty angles I thought were the greatest thing at the time. I swear, if I hadn't had so many sounding boards, my entire writing career would be the SWF's own WrestleCrap book. Thanks Tom, Thoth, Judge, and everyone who's helped me along. Ash, good luck to you. You're a spaz and a weirdo, but you're consistent and talented too. Strangler, you're left to keep the faith in the WF, unless Craig gets bumped any time soon. HA. Sorry, anyway, try to keep that strap around you for as long as possible. I appreciate that people would want to reply to this, but truly, don't bother. I'm removing my bookmark here and most likely won't be returning, since the non-SWF forums are totally unappealing for a news source. Blame Ricky Chosyu on that one... cock. Therefore, I won't read your replies, and most of them will be the usual 'don't go, come back' shill that accomplishes nothing. I'll most likely be in chat here and there when I'm on the comp but otherwise I'll just fade away into obscurity, joining Flink and the others in the retirement home. Have fun all, it's why this whole thing started, don't forget that. *bows out* -Annie

Heh... heh heh. No-DQ. Off we go, Duran. -Annie