HVilleThugg

At least SOMEONE replied to my promo. Da "fuckers" H

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!! Inside his home, HVT is grabbing his gym bag as he hears a knock at the door of his very plush DC home. He glances up at the door and thinks to himself, "Who the hell is that?" Carrying his gym bag, Thugg grabs his coat as he hears the knock again... (HVT) - Yo! I'm comin' bitch...jus' chill! With coat and bag in hand, Thugg opens the door, when to his slight surprise, he finds a camera staring back at him. He looks dead into the camera, and then over to the tiny, little man standing next to it... (HVT) - What? (Reporter) - Hey Thugg. I'm Brent Steinberg, the new beat reporter for SWF: The Magazine. (HVT) - Yeah, I know who you are...what the fuck you want? I'm 'bout to roll to the gym...get my lift on. (Brent) - Well Thugg, as you know, we have our weekly Saturday night show, "SWF: Coincedental", and I'd like to do a quick interview, if you don't mind. (HVT) - Yeah, but I do mind yo...I'm already late as is bro... (Brent) - I understand, but this'll only take a minute. I just wanna ask you a few questions about the PPV 2 weeks ago and about the challenge issued to you by Mike Van Siclen. (HVT) - What? Yo, what you talkin' 'bout? (Brent) - The challenge...by MVS...didn't you see it earlier this week? On the New Year's Special? (HVT) - Nah...after my match, I rolled out. You know...had some bitches back at the hotel... (Brent) - Well, basically, he said that he's challenging you to a match on the first show of the year. He said that he's gonna pay you back for what you did to Mak Francis at the PPV. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" (HVT) - Are you serious yo? Mike Van Siclen? I don't even know who the fuck dat be. (Brent) - Sure you do Thugg. Former JL standout...used to be tag partners with Mak? Maybe you know him as Quiz? (HVT) - Oh...yeah...whatever yo. I don't care 'bout that bullshit. Just another pussy ass wannabe dat I gotta split in two. (Brent) - I dunno Thugg...he seemed kind of serious on the New Years special. He could give you a run...and you never know...he could... (HVT) - Yo...listen to me you little shit! Don't be rollin' up to my crib and disrespectin' me wit some MVS bullshit! I will kill you dead where you stand. If you ever come at me and even think that someone like Mike Van Whateverthefuck can beat me, I'll bust ya head will da white meat show. Got it? Brent nods... (HVT) - That little fucka can stand around and make all the fuckin' challenges he wants. He can talk all dat bullshit...I don't give a fuck. Cause the truth of the matter is dat he's gonna get beat down, just like da rest of 'em. He wants to be hero and avenge his little fuck buddy...whateva! You saw what I did to Da Franchise? If Lil' Mikey wants some of that, fine by me yo. He can get some too...I don't fuckin' care. (Brent) - So does that mean you accept his... (HVT) - YO! Why in da fuck are you wastin' my mutha fuckin' time wit this stupid bullshit! Siclen ain't no real challenge for me bro...he ain't shit. He's some little fuck tryin' to make a name for himself by standin' up for his boy. That shit might go a long way wit the fans...but I don't give a fuck about that shit...and I sure as hell don't give a fuck about the fans. They can bite my dick too. (Brent) - But... (HVT) - Yo! Listen to me...you're new, so I'll cut you some fuckin' slack. First of all...don't ever fuckin' speak while I'm speakin'...I'll rip your fuckin' tongue out. Second, don't come at me wit bullshit challenges...I don't care about that shit...and when you waste my time on shit I don't care about, I get pissed off. And you don't want that. If you gonna talk to me about challenges, talk to me about real challenges...like Ejiro Fasaki...or Tom "I like Mark Stevens's cock" Flesher....don't come at me wit no MVS bullshit. And third...don't ever...in yo mutha fuckin' life...come to my fuckin' house again. You wanna talk to me...catch me at the arena...otherwise, my pit bull might find your throat. Got it? (Brent) - Y...yeah...got it. (HVT) - Good. Now, if you're through...I'm late. (Brent) - Well, just one thing Thugg... (HVT) - You don't fuckin' learn do you? Don't seem like you know english too well. That meant that this fuckin' interview is over...dumbass. (Brent) - Yes, I understand...but you still haven't accepted or declined Mike's challenge. HVT walks right up in the face of Brent, who rightfully trembles in fear. He trembles until HVT... POW! ...delivers a crushing right hand to Brent's chin, sending him flying back and to the ground. (HVT) - Maybe now you'll learn. HVT grabs the camera and pulls it to his own face... (HVT) - As for you...M...V...S! You wanna issue little fuckin' challenges and try to make a fuckin' name for yourself. Fine yo...I accept. You wanna avenge Mak Francis...fine...I accept. You wanna get your shit wrecked...fine, I accept. But yo...if you didn't like what I did to that bitch Mak Francis...then you really ain't gonna like what I do to you. So go reserve your room in the emergency room bitch...cause you 'bout to have 400 pounds of angry black man all up in yo grill. You made the challenge yo...so this is on you. And since you wanna issue challenges and shit, I have no choice but to WRECK YO SHIT!" BAM! ...and he punches out the camera. THE END

Yo! That's hot bro! That's it! Where you hosting that? I wanna put it in my sig. Da "temporarily indebted to you" H

Body wise, he's more like Shaq...cause he's built. Duncan is too thin. Face wise, he's more like Mark Henry or Sapp. Da "yeah...and stuff" H

Suweet! Wild & Dangerous...back in action. I'm boosted now. Da "marks" H

Actually, Thugg probably looks more like Mark Henry, at least in his face. But thanks for the rub... Da "likes all the attention he can get" H

I'm bored, and these boards are dead, so... Which feud, that you were a part of, was the most fun to work?? Da "answer or be killed" H

Prepare to die. Da "will be firing a promo back sometime in the next day or so" H

Shut up bitch, it ain't New Years yet. It's New Year's when I say it's New Years...which is at 0:00 eastern standard time...bitch! Da "damn fucked up ass people with their crazy timezone shit" H

Bet you didn't see that one coming Z. Da "costing gamblers one buck at a time" H

For me, it was a feud early in my career, against Apostle. It started for no reason, but the fun part of it was that there was no plan whatsoever. On a show, he just destroyed my car, totally inprovoked. So, I wrote back, and attacked him at his home while he was on a date (and punched his date in the face, of course). He wrote back, and drove a bulldozer into my house. It was just so much fun and so spontaneous. There was no plan or constant back and forth or any kind of "can I use your character to" stuff. There was no blowoff because he disappeared, but while it was going on, it was the most fun in a feud I've had. I wish we had more spontaneous stuff around here these days. Da "and that's the story of...something or other" H

mine Da "doesn't mention SWF either" H

::cries:: Nobody likes my spotfest... Da "it's all about self-promotion" H

Whew! For a second there, I thought I'd have to carry my gat with me all the time now instead of just when I drive on the beltway. Da "breathes a sigh of relief" H

Wait...Fasaki...You're in DC?? Da "you better not be" H

Well, some of us are in the real world and don't get a "break", we merely get Xmas day off from work. On that day, I'll spend some time with my mom and then spend some time with my dad (they are divorced), and then I will do my usual Xmas night ritual of going to the movies with X and my other best friend. Da "yep...IRL, I'm very boring" H

Four...the final count was four. I hit the Untamed early...then 3 in a row...Last Stand, Untamed, then Thugg Passion. The down side was that Mak only hit one and a half...he got the Cattle Mutilation on and he hit the Frog Splash, one half of the Brotherly Love combo. But yeah...that's what I was going for Mark...making Mak look like the toughest SOB known to man...which allowed me to do my heel move at the end with the feint respect thing. I'm glad that it came off that way. Da "pure evil" H

DAMN YOU FASAKI!! DAMN YOU TO HELL! I was hoping that I could get away without you pointing out my glaring endorsement of Tom Flesher being the greatest thing since the scoop slam. If only I hadn't been so glaring and loud about my prediction, then perhaps I wouldn't feel like such a jackass for being wrong. But seriously...mad props though. I stand by my prediction though because I just didn't think anyone can beat Tom. I was wrong. Enjoy this...it'll never happen again. Anyway...I have a request. I wonder about my match...when I had the idea for it, I loved it. When I started writing, I loved it. THen I started getting distracted by other things in the real world like work, holiday shopping, people visiting, etc...and it lost some of its flare. But I still felt real good about my plan for the match. I don't think I executed it as well as I wanted to, mainly because I was constantly writing while other people were around and I was entertaining guests. Anyway, now that I glance over it, was it too much? Did I have too many crazy spots, or did it work? Personally, I think I went a little too far with it, and I think it's kind of hard to suspend disbelief with this match because of the damage inflicted on Mak Francis. But maybe I didn't...was the Thugg Passion on the concrete too much? Was the 3 finishers in a row too much? I'm just curious about what people thought about the spots and the general flow of the match. And I want truth here... Glancing over the show a bit, I have to give a tie for MOTN. Strangler vs Taylor Fasaki vs Flesher Both matches were stunning and very well written. They are entertaining, and it's too hard to decide which is better. I'll say that if Tom had won, I'd give the noce to TBS since it's his retirement match, but Fasaki won the big strap off the unbeatable champ...it's just too hard, so you both get it. I encourage people to at least skim both matches (and mine, cough cough)...it's worth the read. Da "has only skimmed...perhaps some details later" H

Boy, if you don't start using HVT or Thugg instead of Hville, I"m gonna have to wreck your shit! Anyway...since people are making me comment twice by creating a comment thread and not just using this, I will only make comments on the HOLT/Frost report. Good as usual...and all I have to say is... I'M BACK BABY!! #1 HEEL beeatches! Anyway...funny thing about the whole Hville stuff is that one day, X was over and we were playing some PS2 game and chatting about the fed. He basically said something to the effect of... (X) - Do you understand that not only do you have a character in the fed who's name is Hville Thugg, you had one of the best careers with that name? How in the hell did Hville get over as a wrestler's name? And I said... (HVT) - Holy shit...you're right. I hadn't thought about it because you and I have been using Hville for so long, it just seemed very natural. Imagine what people who saw it for the first time were saying... And then we started joking with the name... (X) - I mean, if you think about it...it's kind of a stupid name. (HVT) - Yeah, it is...and if someone else had a name like that, I'd definitely laugh at them. How in the hell did I go on for so long with a name like that? (X) - I dunno, but it's tight yo. It's really a dumb name though.. (HVT) - Yeah, it is...meh...whatchagonnado. (X) - I think you should just shorten it to Thugg... (HVT) - I pretty much do anyways... (X) - Or, just go by HVT...that's tight. (HVT) - Yeah...I think I will. Hville is kinda stupid...I can't believe I gave myself that name. (X) - Well, that's why I get all the chicks...cause you're a nerd who writes fake ass wrestling matches for a fake ass federation under the name of Hville Thugg. If you had a hot name like Xstasy, then all the chicks would want you... (HVT) - Hey...you're right. That's why I'm not gettin' laid right now...it's because of the Hville in my name. It has nothing to do with the fact that I'm just not a nice person in real life, or that I get bored with people real quick and just walk away without warning. It's all the name... (X) - Yep...but yo...for real...uhhhh...you lost the punchline for this whole segment a long time ago. Maybe you should just end it. (HVT) - I'd much prefer to ramble...perhaps people will keep reading, looking for the funny part. (X) - You can always just put a bunch of blank lines to build the suspense... (HVT) - Nah...I"m bored. I think I'll just end it. Yeah...so...that didn't go so well. But the first part was true about how we realized how stupid a name Hville is...especially to anyone who isn't from this area. So, yeah...that's how that happened. Back to the report...it makes me wanna go read the show. Good work...uhhh...dammit! Once again, I was successful at making an entire post about me with very little effort. Da "how the hell did this post even happen...I need caffine" H

WOO HOO!!! That felt good! Da "more comments later" H PS - How about that?!? Ejiro Fasaki...comes up huge!! Mad props bro...

Oh damn Jake! I missed it! Happy 21st bro... Da "wait...you had the wedding already??" H

Gotta love sarcasm... Da "where's my damn show" H

Shut up...not the people...the concept. But I will bite my tongue on that issue as it usually raises a huge debate that I can't possibly stay awake for. If anyone wants to know my views, AIM me tomorrow or something... Da "time for sleep now" H

Wow, this thread just blew up while I was playing NCAA 2004. I dunno WC, I disagree...I think the newbs would still go up against each other in the lower card of the fed, and the guys like the ones you mentioned would move up the card to make room for the newbs. They'd still run fueds against each other and have matches against each other, and those who are really good would have the opportunity to move up to more challenging stuff more quickly than having to wait in the JL for a bump and then have someone say "he's not ready cause he no showed a match or this one match wasn't quite as good as it should have been". Those who need tuning would get it in the lower card, and then move up when they're "ready" and those that are the tom fleshers of the world wouldn't have to wait 6 months before being able to right a single WF match. They would move up more quickly... Da "has disliked the JL for a long time" H

Consider it no-sold WC! And since I like you, I'll no sell you being in the match too, and just stand a ringside and chat with some hot chicks. But seriously...I agree with most everythign you said. I think a part of all this is there being no bumps in a few months. The JL roster is small, and so is ours...I hope things pick up...I'd shrink about a foot and lose about 200 pounds if I could... ::thinks about Rane:: Nahhh..can't do it. Da "still thinks we should get rid of the JL" H