HVilleThugg

Wait a fucking second!?! What is this Tuesday shite?!? I haven't written my match yet, and I was going to attempt to write it this evening. When did this show start happening on Tuesday? Da "disturbed" H

Rock! BTW, throughout all my insults, I never bothered to mention that I love these things. Keep doing them. I'm boosted that I got the biggest pop of the night...although, I'm not sure about the turning on the fans thing. I'm kind of annoyed with my promo because it wasn't supposed to come off like that...it was supposed to put him in a tweener kind of a role. You know, badass that don't care about heel or face, but after reading it, I can really see Thugg getting more heel heat than I intended. Oh well...no biggie...I'm better as a heel anyway. Da "pop king" H

Card Quotes to live by: "the HVille Thugg, has recuperated his injures... again." "butputting his personal issues aside" I didn't know you could hold a golf club with your ass.

Very informative... Bastion = hurt you Da "marks" H

Fine...this is better than writing my match anyway... The following answers are for The Hville Thugg, not Bastion: What is your real name? Damien McKinney Where do you live? Grew up in northwest Washington, DC...then moved to Hyattsville Maryland...recently purchased a spacious apartment hidden in Georgetown, a rather upscale part of DC. What's your marital satatus and do you have kids? You kidding me? Even though I done blown up and live in a phat crib, don't mean I got time to be marryin' deez bitches...and kids? HA! I ain't prepared to raise no shorty...I can't even cook my own food...that's why I get some ho to cook for me, then I smash it off, throw some change at her, and tell her to catch a cab. Who's your best friend outside of kayfabe? Easy...Phoenix Nightengale, known to the world as Xstasy. He and I grew up in the DC area together, trained together, worked the DC Indy ranks together, and ran many a program in the SWF together. However, it is interesting to note that while we travel to shows together sometimes, there are frequent times when he won't ride with me because I insist on getting brain while driving...something about it being gross to watch another get head...I dunno what his problem is. Who's your favourite WWE Wrestler? Old School Undertaker and/or Old School Kane; and perhaps Kurt Angle for once of today's stars Who's you fafourite Other wrestler (US Indies or Japan)? Yeah, whatever...I don't follow that crap. Too many bitches and parties for me to have to figure out who is who. I let TV tell me, and sine them bitches ain't good enough to be on TV, then they ain't good enough for me to care about. Besides, I'm better than all them bitches anyway. What's your favoourite match to watch? Jericho vs. Benoit, some PPV, I forget the name or the match stip; also, Undertaker vs. Mankind, for the sheer shock value of Foley taking the plunge. Who's your favourite Band or singer? Being a bit of a music freak, I'm not sure I have one. If I had to pick, it would be either A Tribe Called Quest, Fuel (I know, not very Thugg like, but if you tell anyone, I"ll kill you), or Notorious B.I.G. What's your favourite album? Yo, this is hard dammit! Uhhh...How 'bout I just get my list on: Midnight Maruarders - A Tribe Called Quest Sunburn - Fuel Kid A - Radiohead Ready To Die - Biggie Doggystyle - Snoop What's your favourite song? Electric Relaxation - A Tribe Called Quest What's your favourite film? Citizen Kane - greatest 3 hours ever...y'all mutha fuckas besta go watch it. Which sporting teams/franchises do you support? Yo...that's easy...I've bled burgandy and gold since da day I was born....and I will till the day I die. Washington Redskins fo' life mutha fucka! And while I'm at it...FUCK THE DALLAS COWBOYS! HATE THEM FUCKERS! I HOPE THEIR TEAM BUS BLOWS UP! Oh, and I also get down wit da Maryland Terps bball, Wizards, and Florida Gators football. What sports do you play? Yo, at 7'2", what sport you think I play? Track? Swimming? Of course...I play basketball...and I can whip any of your asses too. And back in the day, when I wasn't a huge beast wreckin' all y'alls shit..you know, when I was like 5'11" or so, I played football pretty well too. and finally... if you weren't a wrestler what WOULD you be? Yo, I'd be playin' ball fo' The Wizards...and if fo' some reason, I shunk down to say, 5'11", I'd play Cornerback for the Washington Redskins! Fo' shizzle. Da "and what! Bitch!" H

Yeah, I'm not sure that has actually ever changed Muzz...I've always been very talented with talking about myself. Da "shills for himself constantly" H PS - Welcome back!

Oh, yeah...forgot about that. Well good...that makes me happier cause I was #2 if REAL pops, not some cheap, I"m a hometown guy who likes to rape donkeys pop. Da "uhhhh...right....I better get a huge pop at the MCI Center dammit" H

Janus and Crowe got bigger pops than me??? WTF?? Well, that doesn't make any sense, but whatever. Da "yeah...whatever" H

I shall chime in on this topic as well... Personally, I think that too many angles in this fed are 8 month long epics that include enormous amounts of what Tom is calling "subtle nuances". It's rather annoying to be honest due to the fact that this is supposed to be wrestling and the idea is to get over your point, which usually means that you have to make it idiot proof. If we think about it in terms of the superstars and the fans, the most of the fans are not going to catch all the subtle nuances you all seem to throw into these angles, so you have to make it obvious. I'm sorry if I'm upsetting anyone, but I really feel that far too much emphasis is put on having these subtleties throughout an angle that lasts an eternity. I'm sorry, but these 4 PPV angles are ridiculous...not only do I lose interest, but the blow off is never what it's intended to be, and it ties up too many people, leaving others with nothing to do because a title is tied up in some epic angle. Angles should last 1 PPV, and really good ones should last 2. The point is...if you've got a 5 PPV angle, that means that there is someone out there with 5 months having no angle or forced to fight the same people because some of you aren't free to fued with. That being said....I disagree with all of you. The ending was well done...I greatly enjoyed it. I think it is perfect, and when Tom when out, I was like...HOLY SHIT...and it really got me more interested in the final outcome. However, Tom, I don't think it was subtle at all...I think it was painfully obvious that WC had triumphed over his captor and gone back to his normal style to finally get over on Ejiro. I think, if it were WWE, it would perfect booking. There was no title on the line, therfore, Tom didn't need to go over, nor did a "main eventer". Ejiro and WC have had a great feud, albeit too long, and having WC go over Ejiro was done perfectly. But no, it was not that subtle...I could, and I think others did too, see very clearly what the point was. Da "and that's my 2 cents" H PS - And the reason you didn't see Thugg coming back and it was a surprise is because I didn't decide to bring him back until like Friday night.

Consider opening promo called... Da "...by me!" H

Well, when you're me and you work 50-55 hour weeks, and then you DJ on the weekends you find Sunday is the only day you can write. However, that's also my only day off from some kind of work, and I like to use it to go to the gym, visit family, be lazy, or other "me" stuff...not to mention that at least 4 hours out of the day is devoted to the Redskins, and more if there's another good game on in my area. My life is way too hectic to be writing for this fed...but I'm gonna stay anyway...cause I'm a trooper...and cause...well....well...I don't know why I stick around...but I do...and you can't rid of me that easy...no sir...not that easy. Uhhhh...yeah...I'm not sure where that came from, but...perhaps its all the crack I smoked this morning. Who knows... Da "uhhhh...yeah...or something" H

I'm with you WC. I can't find time to write matches for normal shows, let along PPVs. Le sigh... Da "good grief" H

I am. Da "wondered what happened to this" H

::quotes Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood:: MESSAGE! ::ends quote:: Is that a threat? Is it? Don't make me wreck your shit beeatch. Da "how can I be Da H when I'm Bastion now?" H

Dude, It was a friendly conversation...who's arguing? Why do people always want to jump on something and be the voice of reason. Ejiro and I were just having a friendly conversation about handicap matches in e-feds...I don't understand. Da "trying to get his goddamn cable modem to work with his new Powerbook" H

BTW Ejiro, I wasn't trying to imply that you thought there were some political things in the works...and I knew what you meant about Steven's being more baised than King. That wasn't at all my point... My point is more that I've always felt, and still do, that people are too protective of their characters and afraid they're gonna lose some "pretend" heat if something happens a certain way. Surely, I think that the match is stacked against Taylor...but that's the point. If he wins, then it makes for a good match...and I doln't really think it makes the Trinity look bad because it can be done in a way that doesn't make them look bad. Also, you have to remember, this isn't real wrestling where you have hundreds of thousands of people who watch and pass judgement. We are the only people who read this and no one here will think any less of the Trinity if they lose, especially given the history of the handicapped individual always winning these matches. Will you think less of them? I won't. Perhaps if this was real wrestling, then it "might", and that's a big might, make the Trinkty look weak to some people, but if this was real wrestling, we'd all be getting paid (not me of course cause I do nothing like the lazy bastard I am). See my point? We all know the Trinity is tight, and losing to Taylor won't make us think differently. I think sometimes, it's ok to realize that what we do here isn't real, so we can get away with doing some things that the WWE and others cannot do, and not have the deal with the consequences that they have to deal with. Also, Isn't Taylor about to fight for the title, or at least be in an ME-type feud with TBS? I think it's worth it to get him over a bit to help push that angle. Da "Maybe it's just me" H

How is the Trinity dead in water if they lose? Especially is the heel cheats...? People are way too concerned and protective of their characters and these pointless political points about who goes over who...who has heat...who is ruined if they lose one match. Bah...it's just not that serious. Da "thinks it's fine booking" H

Happy BIrthday Janus & Rando... Da "everyone gets more love than me" H

Yes, G? Da "is pissed that it took this long" H

Happy B-Day Raynor... Scorpios rule!!! Da "damn right" H

Johnny... See, what you fail to realize is that X is not as smart as you give him credit for. He still looks for the tape to feed the computer. Da "the real HVT" H

Xstasy is good to be booked on the next show. And why would i be posting that, you ask? Simple... this is X, posting from HVT's home. Hence... HVT's login name. CHUUCH!

::raises third arm:: Oh...oops...wrong one. ::raises hand:: Da "yeah...that was kind of dumb but it's still early" H

You're probably right on that one Mark. By the way...can you tell King to respond to my PM. I'm still waiting for answers. Da "holding off judgement" H

Yeah, obviously...with that short limit, he'll be in the ring already...however, just suppose this opening match was against someone who was actually around....then what? You can't write a competitive match in 1500 words. I'll say that it's gonna be even difficult to cover storyline stuff in 1500 words. 1500 is probably fine for squashes...but if the opponent is someone who is around, you can't just squash them or you won't win. Da "you know i'm right" H