A Happy Medium

Ward and Gotti were just three awesome brawls that featured two tough as nails men. My idea is to unify the belts, shift more emphasis towards the lighter guys, as heavyweight fights are usually boring. And get a weekend show on one of the four networks to showcase one big fight, or two smaller ones.

"My buddy once asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I didn't want a frozen one, but I wanted a banana later. I said yeah." This blows.

Wildchild vs. "The Urban Legend" Todd Cortez vs. "The Critic" Scott Pretzler vs. Toxxic Toxx World Heavyweight Championship #1 Contender's Match Pure Wrestling Rules "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. "The Franchise" Mak Francis Special Guest Referee: Tom Flesher Mak SWF Belt Tournament - Championship Match Johnny Dangerous vs. Jay Hawke Jay Hawke, just because he's getting better every match. Magical Mystery Match Austin Sly vs. ??? Sly if he writes. Non-Title Match Insane Luchadore vs. Mohammed Koran IL Opening Bout JJ Johnson vs. Ced Ordonez Ced

Dammit.

Nice t-shirt, Matt. Ironic.

Those are indeed sharp.

That match is just too much. Thanks.

It's funny seeing Outcast in an RP competition thread. Hi. What's funny is, I remember way back in the day we tried to another PR competition, even had Neilsen and Cyclone Comet turn in RPs. Of course, the then IGNWF got screwed over, and then we didn't try RP'ing for a while. So there was a whole thread where everyone ripped the fuck out of the old process. I'm getting old. And also, I'd RP if I didn't suck at it and couldn't write more than 1.5k. But, we easily have the talent to defeat these pricks.

I have gotten John Belushi. Best fat man to be compared to.

Moses just parted an ocean and now Abraham is using the part as a gigantic wave to surf down. Meanwhile, zombie Babe Ruth and Roger Maris are taking on Mark McGwire and Barry Bonds in a Hell in a Cell.

*watches pig fly by* Well I'll be damned.

Crown Royal...yes! Bonging hard liquor....bad IL. I apologize on the match I will find a way to turn in soon. Not my best.

Giggity giggity.

This is why I don't do brackets, heh. I was surprised that Tech won, myself.

Jay...you realize you have to try it out, at least once, right? I don't think we've ever in nearly five yers had someone cover a show like it was RAW. The closest we've had is Dace, who critiques the matches and gives awesome feedback. Please?

Awesome, I'm finally in one of these.

They can leave their friends behind.

I like this midget fed if they took four minute breaks in the middle of every match to safety dance around the ring. If you have seen the music video for the song, you'd get it.

I second this dance off. Why? Because IL needs some support. Also, I want to read about Toxxic doing the Cabbage Patch, and then reading that Landon actually counters, yes counters, with a Running Man. Then a wheelchair riding Sean Davis can come out, climb out of the wheelchair and do some crazy ass break dancing and win the dance off. SWERVE!

I took a nap today after doing some yard work, wake up...and suddenly Don Nelson resigns. I think he was just getting tired of winning 55 games a year then the team not having the toughness to make it in the playoffs. They had a shot in 2003, but then Steve Kerr of all people shot three pointers into their heart. Then they had one of the worst offseasons in history. Trade away Nick Van Exel, who was their best post season player. Brought in two forwards who could never really get going, meanwhile having no center. The whole area right now is tired of the Mavericks being good but not good enough. They're almost a mediocre 50 win team.

Step two would have to be make every match a hardcore match. Blood = ratings.

Nice Simpsons reference. How hard is it to follow the damned puck anyways? It hasn't moved fast across the ice since 1994.

Yeah...Springfield is lacking as a capital city. But hey..Lincoln's house is there...and such. I'm turned off on LA because every single person I meet from there will not shut up about the place and how great it is...plus, the same people are so self important and arrogant. I mean, I love Chicago, but I remember the bad with the good...the winters suck, you will find your fair share of douche bags there...and driving in the city after 2pm is just terrible.

It was a pretty good show. I enjoyed the Landon/Flesher confrontation and disagreement over the tourney. Dangerous is turning into a prick. Toxx's opening promo was great in my opinion, as there was a lot of logic involved in it. Also, it looks like he enjoys fighting Landon, and wants to push him to come back to his level. The whole Toxxic/Landon storyline right now is like two lovers who like being together, but deny it...and want to distance themselves from each other by telling lies and having a war of words about dedication, and sacrifice and what have you. Its like neither of them want to admit that they like feuding. Landon: Ow, my fucking neck. This ICTV title is warm and comforting though. I've had it forever, and it means something, unlike that WORLD TITLE. Toxxic: You haven't done anything with that belt. Come back up to my level, you rubbish bin title contender...you already made a dainty posse up to take me down! But you won't come after me...bollocks and stuff! Interesting...

Hey, in a Pure Wrestling Match, does the win have to be by submission?