A Happy Medium

Amazingly...it looks the snow froma couple of days ago is going to stay in the ground well into the morning...so I will have a semi-white Christmas here in Dallas. There's been snow on Christmas day only a handful of times on records. Now, when I lived in Chicago...had a white Christmas numerous times. Anyone from Chicago remember the snowstorm of 98? It was so close to Christmas, but only a few days after.

Roy doesnt deserve to make the team this year. However, Jason Witten does. Not only has he puts good numbers catching the ball, but he has been a very good blocking TE as well. I haven't been watching to see how Glover has been for the Cowboys...but eh. Meanwhile...Kruetz is a much more overrated player than Brian Urlacher (who is overhyped if anything). Even when he has a healthy line to play with, he often commits penalties and just isn't all that great.

How dare a guy working in creative wants to listen into a RAW creative meeting! Why, only wrestlers can sit on these meetings!

Well...my favorite show on TV is gone. Oh well...life goes on...maybe HBO could pick it up and put it on the same night as Six Feet Under, if that thing is still on the air. Time to buy some DVDs...and fuck Showtime...yeah.

Charlton Heston (Alzheimers and a loaded assualt rifle) George Carlin (Cancer) Gerald Ford (Attacked by pack of ravenous dogs) BEST BET Skip Carey (Curse brought on by his son, who kiled his father by entering the Cub's booth) Jimmy Carter (Natural Causes) Willie Mays (Cancer) James Garner (Heart attack...I hope he doesn't go, myself) George W. Bush (Assasinated by "the curse"...and if this happens...hit the deck.) Kirk Douglas (Stroke) Tim Floyd, coached the Hornets and Bulls (Heart Attack...none of the men in his family live far past fifty....all heart attacks)

Shit. I love that show...it was the only thing i devoted a Tivo season pass for. Better not go anywhere.

Plus, Clement is good for the clubhouse. He ads to the collection of hair with his trademark goatee.

Well, this is Munich. When I was a newb you were up for the Title against McWeed at I believe Battleground. I think we were both in the 57 member Anarchy a few years back. Things are going ok. You should come back if you feel the itch to write again.

HHH shouldn't care what we think, honestly. Both sides should call the other dicks and let it stand like that. Also, he's been everywhere lately for this movie. What's next? Him going to the Vatican and have a 60 minute broadway with The Pope?

Everybody Loves Raymond..I don't get it. Most of the garbage children watch these days. Maybe I'm just getting old, but I think us Rocko, Doug, and Rugrats had it so much better.

Does Quahog need another bat? I'd love to have another good bat backing my guy up.

I see these fake cowboys all around me, Dama. Over here on the other side of the Red River, in the suburbs, we have those people with overly large pickup trucks and deep cowboy accents. Of course, these people work in advertising, so yeah.... True West...it's a nice little play. Especially like the monologue in there from Austin talking about his father losing his dentures in chop suey.

Yeah, a shame my match has not been posted.

Card looks good to me....save for the christmas lights matcg. seems kind of iffy to me...eh. My match is more than I could even hope for. So if one were to write the match, and say, go after the USJL title...and win...would that person then be able to pick any of the other three competitors to gain the other belt? Because that would kick ass.

Eh....proper skin care can stop those lines from forming. And those lines can just form from aging anyway. Jericho could smoke...the whole rockstar thing. I dunno.

What about Heston in Wayne's World 2?

In my opinion, dipping kills you quicker than smoking, attacks you faster, I think. I may just be saying this because I am a smoker, but eh. Edge looks like a smoker to me, actually. Hair looks a bit smoke damaged, and yeah he just has a smoker vibe to me.

Well I met NBA journeyman Cliff Levinston back when he was with the Bulls. My mom used to know Hall of Fame pitcher Billy Pierce. So I saw him every now and then. I never met him but my dad would see Walter Payton all the time at a local restaurant after Walter would do one of his famous training sessions. So no, I never met him. If I had played my cards right back when I was in high school, I probably would've been Steve Nash's or Dirk Nowitzki's underage drinking buddy, as I had a friend who's dad was the play by play guy for the Mavs. Actually, my mom worked with and was/is friends with Mark Cuban's wife. So yeah, I could've known a majority of the Mavs if my mom had kept in touch with her friend, or if I didn't realise the kid I knew was a douchebag.

I hope he shows too. Finally. Someone shows up against me!

Everytime I am gone then make a return, I need to make up a funny reason for Munich to leave at random. This time it is him studying Transcendentalism In the Illinois wilderness. Good luck to all, especially Korgath. I hope he shows.

Updated stats!!! Well more or less just bumped. Smarks Board Name: A Happy Medium Wrestlers Name: Munich (new alias: Agent 27) Height: 6’4” Weight: 260 Hometown: Dallas, Texas Age: 28 Face/Heel: Face Weapon(s): “Synergy”…his trusty Easton Synergy wrapped up in barbed wire. Only used in matches he can get away with it legally. Quote: “I’ll fix your little red wagon.” Looks: Munich is a tall man. Not a freakishly tall man like the HVille Thugg or that guy from Europe who scrapes his head on most ceilings, but he’s long. Along with being tall, Munich is built very well. He is not perfectly chiseled and does have meat to him. Two hundred and sixty pounds is a lot of weight and not all of it is muscle. He does not have society’s body. He has a small gut and a happy trail that travels from the top of his chest down to the bottom of his Gulliver. Munich has long brown, almost auburn hair that flows to the top of his back. His bags hang down to his chin, sometimes blocking out facial expressions all together. To go along with the hair, the man has very dark brown sad eyes that are framed by bushy, almost evil, eyebrows. His facial grows almost uncontrollably, but he usually goes with sideburns down to the earlobe and a soul patch on his chin. He has no piercing or tattoos on his body. In Ring Attire: Black wrestling boots, black pants, black elbow pads, and taped up fists. Doesn’t bother to wear his customary black t-shirt to the ring anymore, but wears it on the way down the entrance ramp, before ripping it off and tossing it to the ramp, but not before lovingly pulling his pack of cigs out of the shirt pocket. Out of Ring Attire: Cigarette tucked behind his ear, jeans or shorts, and either t-shirts or lightweight long sleeved shirts. And a torn up pair of Chuck Taylors. Ring Entrance: “Gimme Shelter” by The Rolling Stones kicks up on the PA, and out saunters (love that word…even if it may have a feminine connotation to it…fuck it) Munich…black t-shirt only thing different from his normal In Ring Attire. Inside the shirt’s pocket sits a pack of cigarettes. At the top of the ramp, Munich takes the cigarettes out of his pocket and places them vertically on the ramp. Munich lifts the shirt off over his head and throws it onto the steel. He then makes a quick walk to the ring, slides under the bottom rope, and goes about doing warm exercises in the ring. Stats: ¯¯¯¯¯ Strength: 5 (Not very surprising that Munich has had a slight increase in strength since his major leg injury, having to compensate for a lack of speed) Speed: 3 (With the injury that lead to crutches for four months, his speed has taken a noticeable decline. He will still show flashes of speed at certain points in a match, and still has a few top rope maneuvers. Vitality: 7 (Not an easy thing to explain, but Munich can take a lot more damage than he used too. Might have something to do with his pain threshold increasing after the agony that the shattered leg brought) Charisma: 5 (Same old, same old..more of a dry humor these days than the past) Style: Technical Brawler. Pretty does everything except high flying, since his leg can no longer take the punishment of constant flight Signature moves: 1. Munich Edge – Crucifix Powerbomb that sits out…usually done from the corner to an opponent sitting on the top turnbuckle. 2. Plan M – Shoulder Jaw Breaker. 3. Guilty Pleasure – Running Clothesline to the back of the head. 4. BAMBOOZLE!! – The opponent is down, and Munich hits the victim with a running dropkick to the back of the head. Usually makes a nice thwack sound. 5. C4 Crank – Swinging neck breaker on the exposed bottom steel step. Munich normally does this move in a prolonged battle on the outside. 6. Leap of Cynicism – Guillotine leg drop from the top rope. 7. Once in a Blue Moon - Munich collides into the steel stairs quite a bit. He has a habit of slamming in knees first and tumbling over them. Noticing this, Munich has come up with a counter, that never really has a good possibility of working. Munich is whipped into the stairs, but is able to, once in a blue moon; steps up onto them and leap to the crowd barrier, which he tries to land on. After perching on top, Munich comes at his opponent with a small aerial move from the barricade, usually a diving clotheline, but go ahead and get creative. 8. The Lucky Strike (usually used in desperation, but works well. A lunging left hook that at least dazes opponent) Common moves: 1. Hanging Vertical Suplex 2. Inverted Atomic Drop 3. Figure Four Leg Lock 4. Half Boston Crab 5. Reverse DDT 6. Reverse Neck Snap (The victim is on their stomach on the mat. The attacker charges them grabs the victim under their chin and performs a forward flip, wrenching the neck back.) 7. Stungun 8. Fisherman Suplex Pin 9. Dragon Suplex Pin 10. Firemans Carry to STF Finishers: 1. C-4 Crunch – Cradle Piledriver 2. Wagon Repair – Standing Full Nelson. Munich usually does this after working over his opponent’s neck through out a match. Munich likes to set up near the ropes, his back to them, so his opponent cannot walk to the ropes and get his legs around them. Notes: Doesn’t have many laws he lives by. He isn’t a coward. He isn’t Superman. He doesn’t strike women..at all. He isn’t fast, and he is not overly strong. He is just who he is. He is a tragic hero. His tragic flaw being a shattered leg he suffered two years ago in one of his last matches for the SWF that will keep him slowed down for the rest of his career. Many moves have been lost from his repertoire, and some of the moves he does now are maybe too risky for his leg to support. Bio: It’s kind of long and I don’t feel like making up events for two years of rehab following a shattered leg. But during his last absence, he decided to get a log cabin in the Illinois wilderness and get a feel for Trancsendentalism or something....he didnt get a feel for that. He just smoked a lot of cigarettes, and drank a lot of vodka.

Is everyone forgetting he played Tom Hanks' buddy in "You've Got Mail"? If he can do a shitty "Sleepless" movie, he can do family movies...so...you've been warned.

A seamless 77 minutes. Nice.

Was that Brett Hull I saw at the end of the show? Guess he needs to do something these days to keep his sanity....in between his three packs of smokes a day, heh.

Team America: World Police Watch it some time. The way the metaphor is used is brilliant.