A Happy Medium

It's funny...I forgot about the nutbite. I guess I remembered the shitty hockey match Strangler and I had because well, it didn't exactly make me feel too bad, just like we wasted our time on a shitty match. The nutbite just made me mad. Nothing good to remember from that whole thing for I. I'll nominate the XF9 "Party" we had in the JL one time. As a stable, we just posted throughout the day about us all getting drunk....it was terrible, as we were all naive kids back then who had probably never touched a drink in our lives. Fuck, that was a good two years before I even picked up a single beer. The series was nothing but pure stupidity.

Dimmu sucked so much ass live. Saw them at Ozzfest here in Dallas....so maybe they couldnt stand the heat or something..it still felt like a waste of 40 minutes. Yep, keep Halford out of this...

I am honored to be mentioned along with Strangler. The feud wasn't too bad...had some good matches. The problem was that it just didn't go where we wanted it to go. It was a little out of our control, but eh, I can agree on the match. It was an awful idea we had. I feel bad, because halfway through the match, I was like, "What the fuck am I writing?" Anyways, I wound up no showing after about 2500 words of my terrible match...it drained me of everything I had at that point. Thanks for mentioning it...and X, right on with the Wilson/Sarah thing. I remember on AIM, Raynor and I were coming up with promo ideas to free Sarah. We had trouble even approaching it from a creative stand point That was a such a fucked up and stupid storyline.

As a guy who grew up as an athletic fat kid....I hope you're using sarcasm. Ya know, since fat people are not weak and do not suck...they may have, oh you know, genetics playing a role in their shape more than their suckiness. So anyways....Nickelodeon's old commerical went like this... "First their were video games!" *kid plays atari in dark room* "Then, there was virtual reality!" *kid has the headgear and gloves...looks to be about ready to strangle somebody* "But then, there was....ACTUAL REALITY!" *kid plays some b-ball and is happy...birds chirp again, and the Soviet Union falls because of the kid playing a sport*

Hmmm...having a damned good year. Score.

I would've gotten a shot of Bradshaw bloody and beat up for that picture... Blood for money....

I'm going to be seriously pulling for Northen Illinois this year, as well as North Texas. Well, I'm going to be going to North Texas in a few months if all goes as planned, and I root for Northern Ill. since my family lives in DeKalb...nice campus, good college town, and the team just feels right or something. Anyways, those are my teams to watch. Too bad a QB from UNT died in a car crash...sad.

I apologize for my hostility last night. I'm dealing with a lot of shit right now, but I should not take it out on everyone here. However, could the match please be postponed?

Yes...awesome... I see you have also noticed the "c" next to my name. I agree that is awesome in a funny way...me with a title..haha....... So yeah, now that I have Thoth cracking jokes at me....I have reached the obcenely deep ocean trench of my time in the SWF. The way I left on a vicious spray was Mount McKinley compared to this. The show happens to be two days after the one year anniversary of my father's death. I'll write if I want to. So, to be blunt...everyone can fuck off, because I'm in no mood to be made fun of for coming up with some shitty storyline idea that I got from the fucking community board. People say they would like to see me defend the fucking belt, so I go "ok", and I decide to bring it back. Then I'm shat upon. Figures...

Yes...I do believe it's time for another dreaded turf toe epidemic. He's not fast...which means he can't cover the same he did before...which means he can't get his 6 int's a year...after that, he's nothing. He never could tackle wotth a damn.

That's a junk stat. Remember the rules of a save opportunity. Up three or less, with three innings or less to go. So if a middle reliever comes in with the lead in the seventh, that's technically considered a save opportunity. So when a middle reliever blows a lead, they're charged with a blown save. However, since they are not the closer, they rarely finish the game and actually earn the save. So their statistics are sharply skewed towards one side. Look up almost any career middle reliever, and you will notice this pattern. Ray King has 1 save and seven blown. Alan Embree has seven saves and 18 blown. Paul Quantrill has 20 saves and 43 blown. B.J. Ryan has 4 saves and 12 blown. Rheal Cormier has 2 saves and 22 blown. This isn't meant to defend Farnsworth. Just to caution about using saves and blown saves. Recognize the context. I'm a Cubs fan...Farnsworth never pitches more then an inning or two at a time. They have never even for a second thought of Farnsworth closing out a game in three innings all off those times. The man usually pitches between 1/3 and 1 1/3 each time he steps out there. So he's not going to pitch for three innings, but manages to fuck up the sliver of time he's there. He doesn't deserve this type of shelter...his 98 mile per hour heater just isn't worth it. Pretty much, he comes in as a set up man in the 8th inning with a two run lead, walks the first...wild pitch...blooper gets placed perfectly over the 3B's head...run scores...then a strikeout...another walk...then a rope for a single. This is Kyle Farnsworth's blown save. However, there was a brief stretch in, I believe 1999 where they tried him out as a closer and he just gae everyone headaches. He hasn't been able to work under pressure in five years since he was called up. BTW, if by some act of God the Cubs are in Game 7 of the NLCS and in a Farnsworth situation, if I see his lanky ass warming up in the Bartman seats...I'm leaving the house and taking a drive....and smoking a pack of cigarettes out of tension.

Why, oh why did Arroyo do so great during the game? Maybe because he learned his position under John Stockton...a guy who knows just what the hell is going on. The Sports Guy wrote on why this team is not going to win in Athens this year. So check it out on page 2 of espn.com or whatever. This all boils down to the fact that they are not a real team...and they don't have a true point. You need this in international play. I know Jason Kidd wasn't available, so why not grab a young guy like Kirk Hinrich, Marquis Daniels (iffy), or maybe...uhm, anyone else know if any good point guards in the NBA that would actually go. Jefferson blows...not enough Wade and Lebron...I honestly see them playing well together. Anyone else think that Michael Redd or maybe Michael Finley would play very well here? Or hell, dig up Reggie Miller and rain down threes with furious anger. They need shooting, defense, and a point guard who gets his teammates involved. Also...part me wishes they would've gotten Steve Kerr on this team...brilliant shooter, who's big in the clutch and gives it one hundred percent everytime. Too bad he'd would've been out of shape...since he did retire after winning hour titles.

I hope my guy can carry over his Godly performance in the championship series to the new season and be a good leadoff hitter. Need to stay healthy, though...I think he missed about 20-40 games last year. Time for a repeat. Evo..care to change my nickname again to Tortis? I would have a good chuckle at that.

He'd look good in a Kane County Cougars uniform.. By the way...I hate Farnsworth. I swear. I went to a Cubs game back at the end of June against the Astros. When he came in, this was the response..."Ah fuck, it's Farnsworth!" Rusch is good...save for his performance today. And Hawkins is a keeper. Farnsworth is like a less successful, more powerful Rod Beck....always on the brink of disaster...usually causes a meltdown.

"ides of march" by the way...it needed to be said. I'm American, I'm not stupid... but I do live in Texas, so I am a bit of an oxymoron...

Spike...I enjoyed the match. The story telling was great, I thought. You worked on the Cortez, MVS, TMM triangle which is very interesting. I haven't read everything else yet. The Street Fighter tag was quite entertaining. Zangief is awesome. About my promo. If you want to get pissed off by it, fine. I brought it back due to the twenty questions thread, where people thought I should defend the title. Even if people were joking around, it gave me a storyline idea for myself. So I'm going to try and go with it, and eventually work my way to the USJL. It pretty much gives me a reason to write... About the EUS Title and defending it, I have five words for it...from my cold dead hands.

Dr Stranglove Die Hard Platoon Back to the Future (all 3)

Wow. I win the big one in my first year, and was maybe the best player in the Final Series....I like my team. Evo...please don't trade me. Heheh.

Fuck...the rain delays made me stop watching..I missed Nomar~! being clutch. Fiddlesticks...well, off to see if Vick gets injured tonite on ESPN.

I think I may go out and give Madden a rental. I just want to use the hitstick and severely injure people...and check out the owner mode once more.

Bleh...it's 3-0. We would need a giant plane crash for Columbus to lose. *hears an airplane flying quite low* Ah, fuck....

SIX-MAN MAIN EVENT OF DOOM!! The Masked Man, Mike Van Siclen, and Todd Cortez vs. Andrea Montgomery, The Birdman, and Justin Bowers TMM, MVS, and Cortez win. Because honestly, they have some wicked crazy storyline coming out of TMM replacing MVS as Cortez' partner a while back. Good development on it in the last match, and I look for them to continue this while writing a good clusterfuck of a match. I don't know about Bowers yet, at all. Meanwhile, Andrea and The Birdman seem to do well together, but probably won't be able to make this work all by their awesomeness. SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE WACKINESS!! ”The Superior One” Tom Flesher vs. Sean Davis w/ Special Guest Ref: “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins As promising as Davis looks....this is Tom Flesher. I would love to see the development between Spike and Tom, though. SUBMISSION MATCH!! OH MY!! Landon Maddix vs. Ace Lezaire Ace is the Place....or something of that nature. RECOVERY MATCH!! Dace Night vs. Johnny Dangerous Johnny lost to Landon Maddix. Dace lost to Toxxic...but he lost the World Title. Dace wins, because I'm sure he's ready to go. Or....he's burnt out and is going to go on a cold streak, which I highly doubt, but it is a possibility. USJL TITLE MATCH!! “The Corona” Vladimir Everheart vs. Manson© Manson. He's in a groove. HARDCORE BOUT!! Jamie Drazon vs. Candace If he write, give it to Drazon FOUR-MAN THREE-PHASE ELIMINATION MATCH!! Ryan Dustin vs. David Cross vs. Edward James vs. Nathan Xavier Hmmm....I'll go with experience, I think...Xavier OPENING SINGLES MATCH OF DEATH!! Ced Ordonez vs. "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens If Ced writes, this will be a lot closer than everyone thinks. I'm going to make a bold statement, and give the match to Ced. Just a feeling.

Also, I think my batting average in this series is ridiculous. What is it, like .500 something?

*does the happy dance* Go Pride, go! Of course, our logo doesn't make us look very intimdating...but I guess we're deceptive like that.

No match for I? Ah, fudge.