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WP has established that he never uses his hands. He uses creepy, inappropriate inanimate object.

There's a zombie on the list! I'd buy that for a dollar. Hello? *This is a birthday greeting from Leonard A. Lies!* Hamuh, hapuh, hapuh brrr. brrr. BRAINS!

Well, that's the rub, isn't it? I didn't mean to insinuate that he WOULd. Is Edge talented enough to get 4+ yds a carry with that line? I'm interested to see.

If Edge can pick up 4+ yards a carry, the Arizona offense is going to be fearsome.

I've never had one, but I used to have a stoner friend who absolutely CREAMED over their market fresh sandwiches. Of course, hunger and weed are the best seasonings.

^ I don't know, but it's one hell of a game.

Fuck. Not that it was unexpected, but the Vikes got Hutchinson from the Seahawks. And they pulled some sneaky shit, too. Still, sort of the Seahawks fault for not franchising him. Well, the Vikes could be pretty good next season. It's crazy how much money they're spending on Hutchinson, though. Hopefully the Seahawks put some of that extra money to good use.

I'd like some of your TNA and ROH stuff, probably, what do you have?

I sorta like their cheap roast beef sammiches. Their cheddar cheese sauce is fucking vile. I have never, ever tasted something so ridiculously salty. How can they think that tasted remotely good? Their bacon's probably the worst fast food bacon, as well. ridiculously salty.

I don't understand how this thing is fucking 600+ calories.

So take your hat off boy when you're talking to me and be there when I feed the tree.

Fallout Boy, Panic at the Disco, Avenge Sevenfold, and a hundred other bands I couldn't tell apart if you paid me. She wants Revenge, who I really don't like, I think they're a bad Interpol ripoff. New Pearl Jam is very popular, duh (it's Seattle). They have the top 2 songs currently. Matisyahu (or however you spell his name) has been really popular for almost half a year. Gold Lion by YYY's is very popular, I love that song. Strokes are still getting play for their new album, which I rather like, judged purely on their singles.

This article shouldn't be taken SO out of hand. Comparing Tank with Couture was a bad place to start, but: In the early UFC days, he did make fights seem dangerous and exciting, since he's all or nothing. When he knocked Don Frye on his BUTT, I thought he had won it. He did reinforce, through knocking out scrubs, and consistently losing to complete fighter, that a complete fighter can beat a nasty hard puncher almost every time, which was crucial to UFC's legitimacy, compared to boxing (not that Tank's in the shape to box). And yes, Royce Gracie enforced that more than Tank ever could. His Match v Severn being the ultimate example. (not that Severn's a hard puncher, you know what I mean.) But Sakuraba brings 10x the charisma Tank does. He's a real live example of having a huge heart, plus he's CRAZY. EDIT: Or everything naiwf said.

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Sandman's pretty fucking good. It's a little overrated since it has SUCH a fanatical following. But it's damn good. Not a rousing read by any stretch of the imagination, though. Really, Preacher is an incredibly fun read, but I thought that That's a comic that didn't need any angst at all quickly. As an aside, it's really weird to consider that Sandman and Hellblazer are considered part of DC continuity. Hell, it's even weird to consider Swamp Thing is part of DC continuity. I know it would've sorta sucked, but I was sort of looking forward to seeing Constantine pull a cameo in Days of Vengeance. DC is wise, though to keep him separate, by and large. Can anyone give a quicky rundown of their opinions of Invisibles and Y? Those are two titles I haven't checked out.

Night of the Hunter is a very good idea. I'd do "Thou Shalt not Kill... Except", aka "Stryker's War", a movie made by Bruce Campbell, Raimi and co. For some weird SAG technicality, Bruce couldn't star in it. It's got tons of hilarious moments.

Shouldn't your name be Gaybraham Lincoln?

Trust me... you ain't seen nothing until issue #15, maybe the greatest single comic book in history. Part 2. Which, IIRC, contains some of the lame-ass reprint issues. s31.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=36VPZEKZLAKM2116ZATFC5BQQ1

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Either way, the movie's with un

I fucked up the link, since it's too long to work with an http tag. It's fixed now, just copy and paste, and add http:// before it.

He complained because he didn't know the plot after 20 minutes, left because he got dizzy, and said Mal looks like Charlie Sheen and River looks like Jessica Alba. What the fuck.

I really am not a huge lucha fans, but I love how heated their crowds can get. Just long, sustained, totally sincere heat, not in any way the crowd amusing themselves like in ECW or ROH.

You can't go wrong with sushi. Or red snapper.