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Wow, a red X one pick into the game!

OK, let's begin again from here.

First BTC match of the night. [i]God of Thunder[/i] hits, and Thunderkid gets a big pop as he heads to the ring. COLE And our Beat the Clock series resumes with Thunderkid, who's been on fire since AngleSlam, against PRL! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following is a Beat-the-Clock matchup, scheduled for one fall, with a 15-minute time limit! Making his way to the ring, from Green Bay, Wisconsin, weighing in at 255 pounds...THUNDERKID!!!!![/i] COACH Well, let's find out if he can keep up that hot streak tonight! [i]Tear Away[/i] by Drowning Pool hits and Christian Wright makes his way out, to big-time boos. COLE And it's The Moral Highground, Christian Wright! BUFFER [i]His opponent, from Raleigh, North Carolina, weighing in at 233 pounds...CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRISSSSSSSSTIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIGHT!!!!![/i] Wright slides into the ring as the referee checks TK, and taunts the crowd, drawing boos. The referee then checks him as he turns around. BUFFER [i]The time to beat is eight minutes, 45 seconds, set by Colombian Heat.[/i] The referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* COLE Well, it's going to be tough for TK to accomplish that time with Christian Wright, but with the roll he's been on lately, you never know! TK turns to adjust his boots, and Wright attacks! Wright hammers away on TK in the corner, sending him down to one knee. COLE And a sneak attack by Wright! COACH That's what he's gotta do! That was a dumb move by TK right there! Wright picks up TK, and lays in a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Wright pulls TK out, and whips him into the ropes, but TK ducks a clothesline, and floors Wright with one of his own! TK yells out to the crowd, which responds in kind. TK then whips Wright into the ropes, and picks him up in a PRESS SLAM~! COLE And TK showing off that tremendous power! TK holds him for a few seconds, then tosses him down to the mat! Wright gets up, holding his back, and TK follows him in, clotheslining him over the top to the floor! COACH And Christian in big trouble, he needs to get it together! Wright gains his senses, then climbs up onto the apron. TK catches him coming up, and suplexes him back inside! COLE Beautiful execution on that suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! TK backs into the ropes, and drops an elbow! COACH BIG elbow! TK measures, then backs in and drops a second, and then a third! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And TK going for quick covers, very smart on his part! Wright gets up and crawls over to the ropes, as TK follows. COACH Break it up, ref, he's in the ropes! The ref backs TK off, then when he moves, TK charges, but Wright delivers a BIG backdrop right to the floor! COLE WOW, TK took a LONG fall on that one! COACH He's hurtin' right now, and Christian needs to take a breather! COLE But he can't let him get counted out, either! He needs a pinfall or a submission to win his spot at World Without End! As the referee counts, Wright catches his wing, then slides out to follow TK. He holds onto the apron as he drops knees on TK, then picks him up and drops him sternum-first across the guardrail! COLE And TK goes right across the steel! Christian Wright really pouring on the punishment here! Wright tosses TK back into the ring, then backs into the ropes and drops a big knee to the sternum! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Wright then picks up TK, hooks him, and delivers the SPINAL FUSION~! COACH And Christian may be setting him up here! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COLE But TK not done yet! Christian waits for TK to get up, and catches him with a Dragon Screw! COACH He could be going for it right now! Wright locks in the FIGURE-FOUR~!!! COLE Figure-four locked in by Christian Wright! COACH Bye-bye, TK! TK screams in pain as Wright clamps down on the hold. TK leans on one elbow, trying to fight the pain, then lays on his back. 1... 2... TK sits up! Wright cinches down again, causing TK to go down again. 1... 2... TK sits up, and moves to his side when he does, moving the hold! COLE And TK could be trying to reverse this here! TK swings his arm, which gives him more momentum, and he finally turns the hold over! COLE And TK has reversed this thing! COACH I don't believe it! Wright gets down on the mat, then pushes up, and turns the hold right back over! COACH Oh yeah! Way to go, Christian! COLE And TK back in trouble now! TK goes to his back... 1... 2... TK sits up, then scoots over slowly, and grabs the bottom rope! COLE And the referee's got to break the hold! Christian was really close there! TK pulls himself up on the ropes, and Wright delivers a knee to the back, then chokes TK on the ropes. The referee counts, and Wright breaks at four. Wright then picks up TK and whips him into the ropes, then ducks down, as TK flips over with a sunset flip! 1... 2... NO! Kickout! Wright pops right up and clotheslines TK to the mat! COACH And Christian right back on the offensive! Wright measures TK, then backs into the ropes and delivers a swinging neckbreaker! Wright then goes to the top rope... COLE And Christian Wright going up! Wright goes for the HOLY GRAIL~!...but TK rolls out of the way! COLE But nobody home! TK gets up slowly, and starts delivering right jabs, then floors Wright with a clothesline! Then a second! TK follows up with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Wright gets the shoulder up! TK hits Wright with a BICYCLE KICK~!, then sets Wright up on the buckles. COLE TK going for a high-risk move right here... TK climbs up to the top rope, and goes for a SUPER HURRICANRANA~!, but Wright holds onto the ropes, and TK spills to the mat! COLE And a nasty fall there by TK! Wright hops down, and hooks a dazed TK. COACH Here it comes, Cole! COLE Wright going for the Corkscrew suplex! However, TK slips behind the back, hooking him on the way down, and delivering the SCORPION DEATHDROP~!!!!!11111 COLE And the Scorpion Deathdrop from TK! COACH That could be it! 1... 2... 3!!! COLE And it is! We've got a new time! *DING DING DING* (7:37) BUFFER [i]Here is your winner, in a time of seven minutes and 37 seconds...THUNDERKID!!!!![/i] COLE And TK keepin' that hot streak rollin', he's now the man to beat! Let's go to...

Nah, there's already a thread about him in the TNA forum. No reason for this one to continue, though.

2nd BTC match of the night. [i]Debonaire[/i] by Dope hits and Gunner Sharps makes his way to the ring. COLE And Gunner Sharps on his way, with a tough time to beat! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following is the second Beat-the-Clock match of the evening, scheduled for one fall, with a 15-minute time limit! Introducing, making his way to the ring, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 375 pounds...GUNNERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHARPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] COACH Well, Gunner's the biggest man in the Chamber match, imagine the edge he'll have should he in fact beat Thunderkid's time! Gunner climbs over the top rope into the ring, and hops up and down. [i]Sweet Home Chicago[/i] hits and Jumbo struts through the curtains to a nice pop. COLE But he'll have to get through an even bigger man to accomplish that! BUFFER [i]His opponent...from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 440 pounds...JUMMMMMMMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/i] Jumbo slaps hands with the fans on his way down the aisle, then walks up the steps and climbs into the ring. He takes his jacket off and hands it to the referee. BUFFER [i]The time to beat is seven minutes, 37 seconds, set by Thunderkid.[/i] The referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Jumbo and Gunner get face-to-face in the center of the ring. Gunner shoves Jumbo, then Jumbo shoves back. COLE And these two big men talking a lot of trash in there! COACH But who will be the first to back it up? Jumbo grabs Gunner in a side headlock. Gunner backs Jumbo into the ropes, and shoves him off. Gunner leapfrogs Jumbo (!), then clotheslines him to the mat! COLE And a great show of agility by Gunner Sharps, followed by a powerful clothesline! Gunner then waits for Jumbo to get up. They circle the ring, and tie up. Gunner backs Jumbo into a corner, and lays in knees to the midsection, then pulls him out and whips him into the ropes. Gunner tries a hiptoss on the way back, but Jumbo blocks, then spins to the other side and delivers a hiptoss of his own! COLE And a great counter by Jumbo! Jumbo dances around in the center of the ring as Gunner slides into a corner, then Jumbo flexes his muscles. COACH Oh, PLEASE. Gunner then SPITS at Jumbo, who returns the favor! COLE Uh-oh, and tempers are flaring now! Gunner comes out and ties up with Jumbo, then breaks and goes to the eyes. He goes for a bodyslam, but Jumbo escapes, and delivers one of his own! Gunner gets up, and Jumbo delivers another one! Jumbo then takes a couple steps back, and moves in with a DROPKICK~!, sending Gunner over the top to the floor! COLE And look at the 440-pounder get up for that dropkick! Jumbo DANCES~!, then goes to the ropes and grabs onto them, and thinks about jumping over, before stopping and shaking his head, as the crowd laughs. COACH We might have been in for a REAL treat had Jumbo gone through with that one! Jumbo climbs out, and delivers forearm blows to the back of Gunner, then rolls him back in, and wrings the arm. He drops an elbow to the shoulder joint, then wrings the arm once again. Gunner backs him into the corner, and delivers an overhead forearm blow to the sternum. COLE Nice shot right there by Gunner! Gunner then brings Jumbo to mid-ring, and goes for a suplex! COLE Gunner's gonna try to suplex the big guy here! Gunner goes for it, but Jumbo blocks! He then blocks a second time, and delivers a suplex of his own! Jumbo then measures Gunner, and drops an elbow! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And it's been all Jumbo in this one, folks, yet another man threatening to win a spot in the Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell at World Without End! Jumbo wrings the arm, then ducks underneath said arm, and takes Gunner over and to the mat! COLE And a nice wristlock suplex! Haven't seen that from the big guy! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Jumbo whips Gunner into a corner, and charges for an AVALANCHE~!, but Gunner moves out of the way! Gunner catches Jumbo backing up, and delivers a back suplex! COACH There's a nice suplex, he didn't get it all the way up, but he got enough of it! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Gunner then waits for Jumbo to get up, and hooks a SLEEPER~! COLE Sleeperhold applied by Gunner Sharps! COACH And no matter how big you are, Cole, you can be beaten with a sleeperhold! Jumbo slowly fades, then sinks to his knees. The referee checks his arm... ONE!!! TWO!!! Jumbo holds through on the last lift, and stands back up, lifting Gunner onto his back! As he runs towards a corner, however, Gunner slips off and shoves Jumbo in, then delivers a foot to the gut, and sets up another suplex! COLE He tried this once, and couldn't get it done! This time, however, Gunner executes the suplex perfectly! COACH WOW! COLE But he got it done that time! Gunner pumps his fists, then covers... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Gunner climbs to the top rope. COACH And that's a big man going upstairs, Cole! COLE 375 pounds... Gunner leaps off, but Jumbo gets his foot up! COLE But Jumbo was ready for it! Jumbo gets to his feet, and delivers a trapped-arm belly-to-belly gutwrench! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Jumbo whips Gunner into a corner, and delivers an AVALANCHE~! Gunner staggers out, and lands on his back, then Jumbo comes in and delivers the XL SPLASH~!!! COLE There's the splash! Cover... 1... 2... But Gunner gets his foot on the bottom rope! COACH But Gunner too close to the ropes! Jumbo picks up Gunner, and sets him on the buckles. Jumbo tries to follow him up, but Gunner is able to kick away, and keeps Jumbo down. He delivers a stiff one to the left side of the face, knocking Jumbo to the mat, then stands up on the top rope, and as Jumbo gets up, he jumps off with a SUNSET FLIP~! Jumbo holds on, and drops down...but Gunner slides out of the way! COLE Nobody home! Gunner sets Jumbo up between the legs. COACH There's no way. Gunner grabs Jumbo around the waist, then lets out a big yell as he lifts Jumbo over his shoulder, drawing oohs and ahhs from the crowd. COLE He got him up! Gunner backs into the corner, then runs out and delivers the ALL GUNS BLAZING~!!! COACH HE DID IT! Cover... 1... 2... 3!!! COLE Amazing feat by Gunner, and he takes the best time! *DING DING DING* (6:01) BUFFER [i]The winner of the match, in a time of six minutes and one second...GUNNERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHARPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] Gunner celebrates emphatically in the ring. COACH And Gunner's got to know that that time should secure him the last entry spot in the Chamber! COLE It's going to be tough for Brock to top this one! Let's go to...

Surely Downhome has never been wrong in any wrestling-related matter!

Local news is reporting Reggie Wayne's brother was killed in an auto accident today. Condolences, and stuff.

OK, we got a replacement. Draft order will be up shortly.

btw IK, you only signed up for the roto league. The H2H info is at the top of the page. EDIT: This was my fault, I had the max teams set at 16 instead of 18. Try it now.

It looks like Marvin's really not coming back. So... CLASSIC'D

DA's out. He won't have time due to work and night school. So, I'll try to find someone to fill his spot real quick, since we need an even number of teams.

He's gone again...until Mike wakes up, at least.

It was cynicalprofit.

I want to say it was Sandy, but I don't think he's ever had sex.

Hey. I just sent a PM to CCB inquiring about his status. He hasn't been online for the last few days.

Is this sarcasm. And I'm fairly sure the porn stuff is just an urban myth.

Touch 'em all!

I've tried this several times, but all the posters just abandon it after a few days and then make fun of me after it's dead. So, I've washed my hands of that.

I wouldn't go too far out of my way to see the TMNT sequels...I have the second one, and it's OK, but the first one is about 100 times better than either of the other two. Unless you're a big Vanilla Ice fan. I don't really understand why all those Brady Bunch people are so negative about their time on the series...though I guess it could be one of those "you have to be in their shoes" kind of things.

Still waiting on IK, DA, OOG to sign up. http://basketball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/nba/8598 Those who are undecided about their keepers, please try to decide as soon as you can, because we're starting the draft as soon as they're signed up.

"Try not to get those paws stuck in your teeth." Boss Man, to Al Snow I laughed a lot.

"It gives me WINGS!"

You should have jumped up and gave him a knife-edge. That'll learn him real quick.

$2.05

I have 166 sex offenders living in my area. That's always good to know!