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Josh Matthews Stephen Joseph, you challenged CWM for tonight. Is there a reason why you're fighting the Originals one at a time on HeldDown? Stephen Joseph Brilliant question JM! Of course there's a reason why I'm doing this. Let me ask you a question. Where's the World HeavyWeight Champion? Have you seen him? I haven't. Every second our great Champion stays away with the OAOAST gold, its value diminishes. Well, I for one value that title, since its something I never could get when the Originals were in charge. Now that the Upstarts, and most importantly Tha Puerto Rican, have my back, I feel the winds changing. I hold victories over 2 of the greatest OAOAST veterans in the last month. In fact, I haven't been pinned since I re-entered the ring. I'm focused. I'm ready. And after I beat ANOTHER former World Champion here tonight, I'll call out Hoff. And if he doesn't respond then, I'll beat another Original. Maybe Some Guy. Maybe Zack Malibu, or Leon Rodez. I'll continue to beat opponents until someone recognizes that I deserve MY chance. Let's face facts here people. The old order is crumbling. The new wave is here. And I'm going to ride that wave all the way to that big, golden, belt. Ya Heard?

COLE I’m being told that—that something is happening backstage as we speak. COACH What? What’s going on? COLE I don’t know. But let’s go backstage right now! The camera cuts backstage. Members of The Lightning Crew are shown huddling over somebody. It looks as though they are attacking someone. The crowd boos the moment they are shown. COLE The Lightning Crew is at it again! The camera moves in closer to reveal whom The LC is attacking…SPANISH FLY. COLE The Lightning Crew is doing a beatdown on Spanish Fly. COACH This must be payback for Spanish Fly costing PRL his match with Popick against Black T last Sunday at Dirty Deeds! Vitamin X and Thomas Rodriguez hold Spanish Fly up as Cuban Wall punches him in the face repeatedly. Fly is feeling the effects of the beatdown, but The LC isn’t done with him yet. The crowd is still booing. Vitamin X nails Fly with a right jab. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez slaps him. Thomas Rodriguez even punches Fly, but the punch hurts him as much as Fly. It’s obvious that the 4’11” Spanish Fly is no match for the taller members of The Lightning Crew. COLE This is terrible! Spanish Fly is at the mercy of The Lightning Crew! COACH I can’t bear to watch! “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican and Stephen Joseph Popick arrive. PRL applauds his Lightning Crew for what they’ve done. Spanish Fly is on his knees, groggy, catching his breath. PRL walks up to him, an evil smile on his face. “THE CORPORATE CHAMPION” THA PUERTO RICAN You want to be a big man huh? You want to attack Tha Puerto Rican? PRL kicks Spanish Fly in the stomach. PRL Well you’ll never be a big man! You’re always going to be a small twerp! PRL and Popick do a beatdown on Spanish Fly! COLE Will somebody please stop this? Tha Puerto Rican picks Fly up. Mr. Boricua grabs Spanish Fly and throws him into a garage door! Spanish Fly crumbles to the ground with a loud thud. PRL walks over to Spanish Fly and slaps him in the face. PRL Come on. Help me take the midget's mask off! PRL and Popick kick the midget--er--I mean Spanish Fly in the stomach for good measure, and then try to take off his mask. Fly fights back, but he is no match for The Corporate Champ and his “Career Consultant” and his mask comes right off! PRL YES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAA!!! Tha Puerto Rican holds Spanish Fly’s mask in the air. Fly quickly covers his face, although the camera manages to show his shaved head. PRL puts his custom made spinner 24/7 Championship belt in Fly’s face. PR You want this so bad!?! You want to win this belt!?! WELL YOU’RE NEVER GOING TO GET IT! NEVER! NEVER!!! PR spins the belt plate. PR Go back to the bush leagues little man! PRL kicks Fly in the face. The Lightning Crew leaves. Spanish Fly is still covering his face, coughing. The crowd boos. (Cut back to Triple C~!) COLE The Lightning Crew just did a number on Spanish Fly. They took off his mask and left him for dead. Their message was loud and clear: Don’t mess with Tha Puerto Rican. COACH You’re right, Michael. PRL and Popick had the match won against Black T last Sunday at Dirty Deeds, but Spanish Fly did another sneak attack on PRL, and you could say that it was thanks to him that Black T won. COLE Spanish Fly has done sneak attacks on PRL ever since AngleSlam, and it looks like those sneak attacks have come back to bite him in the you-know-where. Fly is gunning for PRL’s 24/7 Title, but after tonight, I doubt PRL will ever give Fly a shot at his title. COACH Well you never know Michael. PRL could give Fly a shot someday, but you know that if and when it does happen, The Lightning Crew will be waiting in the wings. As you just saw, Spanish Fly’s speed is no match for The Lightning Crew’s strength. They are a powerful force to be reckon with, and if PRL and Spanish Fly ever meet for the 24/7 Title, Fly better watch his back if he wants to become 24/7 Champion. COLE Absolutely Coach. Now fans, we're going to send you to Josh Matthews!

"Smells Like Teen Spirit" rifts up as HeldDown gets back underway. The crowd roars a mixture of approval and disapproval for the definitely Original but not always likeable C Dubya M. He heads out down to the ring, crosses under the ropes, and asks for a microphone. CWM Hold on folks. I've got something to say. Caboose! Caboose man, I'm going to need to talk to you COLE Caboose? CABOOSE Don't know. But if its CWM, he's got a major annoucement. Caboose takes off his headset and gets up from SOFA CENTRAL~! to the cheer of the crowd. He takes the long way around the ring towards the ring steps as CWM awaits in the ring. Over the safety wall from behind jumps Stephen Joseph, slamming a steel chair on the back of Caboose's head! He stands and stares at CWM in the ring, pulling a microphone out of his pants whilst standing over Caboose's prone body. Stephen Joseph Let me make your announcement for you Cobain. You see, I've beaten Dan Black, but that didn't get me a title shot. I've beaten Tony Brannigan,a former World Champion, and that didn't get me a title shot. So tonight, C Dubya M, I'm going to beat you, and maybe that will get me a title shot, if the damn Champion ever shows up. To me Cobain, you're just another Original standing in MY way. So Move, BITCH, Get out the way! Cobain How about right now? ::Cobain pulls off his shirt and motions for SJ to come into the ring Stephen Joseph Oh No! No no no! I've got a plan, and I still have things to do. Your little buddy, Caboose, that was Step 1 of my plan tonight. Now no one's going to help you, not even Zack Malibu or any "Originals" Cobain Joseph, you've NEVER beaten me. But since you've forgotten, I'll have no problem reminding you anytime, anywhere, anyplace Stephen Joseph Tonight, I beat you. As for your friend here... ::SJ raises the chair:: COLE Stephen Joseph Say hello to MY little friend ::SJ drops the mic and grabs the chair with both hands, slamming down on the back of Caboose's head. Cobain darts under the ropes and chases Stephen Joseph off as EMT's enter the ringside area to attend to Caboose, who's bleeding from the back of his head.

AC/DC's Dirty Deeds hits. Coming to DVD... Leon Rodez is shown standing at the top of the steel cage. COACH DIZZAMN~! COLE I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!! November 1st, 2005... PK! PK! PK! PK! PK! It's OAOAST Dirty Deeds! SCHIAVONE The OAOAST's fall classic is live on the air! Relive every breathtaking matchup from the OAOAST's fall classic, and receive special bonus features, including a star-studded TEN-MAN TAG TEAM MATCH that took place after HeldDOWN left the air the following Thursday! Footage is shown of ten elite OAOAST superstars doing battle in the ring. OAOAST Dirty Deeds, coming to DVD, Tuesday, November 1! COLE Indeed, Dirty Deeds, the FALL CLASSIC of the OAOAST, coming to DVD in about a month, I can't wait! It was a great show, Coach. COACH Well, you don't HAVE to wait as long as the people out there, Cole! We'll get them in advance! We DO *work* for this company, remember? The camera cuts backstage as HeldDOWN~! GM Calvin Szechstein walks back to his office from the ring, making a sudden stop at the doorway. CALVIN What the hell are you doing? The camera pans over to show Alfdogg sitting at Calvin's desk with his feet propped on it. The crowd pops upon seeing Alf. ALF What's up, boss? I just dropped by to see if you found an opponent for me yet. You do remember that this is the end of my 30-day period, right? CALVIN *laughing* Don't you worry, I haven't forgotten. And get out of my desk! *Calvin pushes Alf's feet off the desk, and Alf gets out of the seat* ALF Whoa, take it easy! Just tell me who I got tonight, and I'll be on my way. CALVIN I've got someone for you, all right. He's returning tonight, for the first time since License to Pin. Tonight, Alf, you're going to defend your title against...BROCK AUSSTIN. *crowd cheers for the announcement as Alf is noticeably less cheerful, but manages to keep a straight face.* CALVIN Now...you were on your way, right? *Alf grins and nods, then leaves the office. Calvin grins and sits down at his desk, then yells for someone in the hall to come in. In walks Chris Stevens to a nice pop.* STEVENS You wanted to see me? CALVIN Yeah, I do. I need to talk to you. STEVENS What is it? CALVIN Remember License to Pin, when you inadvertently cost Brock Ausstin a shot at the OAOAST World title? STEVENS *sighs* Yeah, I remember. What's your point? CALVIN Well, Brock's back tonight. STEVENS No. CALVIN Yes. And I've booked him against Alfdogg for the OAOAST Heartland title. Now, I'm sure if you were to help Brock win that title tonight, you could get back on his good side. Just something to think about. STEVENS You know, that just might work. CALVIN And should you succeed...I'll make sure you get a shot at that title at World Without End. So, do we have a deal? STEVENS Absolutely! *Stevens shakes a reluctant Calvin's hand, and walks out. Calvin has a half grin and half strange look on his face.*

As soon as clocks around the nation hit 8pm (Eastern Standard Time, of course), we are taken to the ring, as a wild Rhode Island crowd has packed inside of the Dunkin' Donuts Center tonight for the latest edition of the OAOAST's flagship wrestling program. It's time for another HeldDOWN~!, and standing in the ring is the General Manager of HeldDOWN~!, Calvin Szechstein. Looking ever so dapper in his three piece suit, Szechstein has a mic in his hand, and prepares to address the crowd. CALVIN Ladies and gentlemen, WELCOME to OAOAST HELDDOWN~! ::crowd roars:: CALVIN I'm General Manager Calvin Szechstein, Cal to my friends, and a slew of dirty words to my enemies, and tonight, I am pleased to bring you this special HeldDOWN~! Homecoming! The fans pop again, and everybody in the arena begins chanting one name and one name only. "ZACK!" "ZACK!" "ZACK!" CALVIN I know, I know, you want him...and you GOT him! Ladies and gentlemen, presenting one half of the OAOAST World Tag Team Champions, he is Providence's own ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALIBUUUUUUU! "Getting Away With Murder" hits, and the DDC walls rattle as the noise from the cheers shakes the building to its very foundation! Out onto the entrance stage steps Rhode Island's favorite son, the OAOAST World Tag Team title belt draped over his shoulder. Malibu walks down the stage, but then stops, and holds up his finger as if to say "wait a minute". Malibu then turns around and motions for someone to come out from the back, and the crowd goes wild for a second time, as CANDIE makes her return to OAOAST programming alongside her beau! COLE We haven't seen Candie in nearly six months, since being put on the shelf thanks to Dan Black's Blackout, and now she is back and looking as good as ever! COACH I'll second that! CABOOSE Oh what the hell, I'll third it! Dressed in boot-cut jeans and a white polo shirt, Malibu leaps up onto the apron, then leans over and helps Candie up to it. Malibu raises Candie's arm up into the air, and raises his OAOAST tag belt up with his other hand, and the cameras scan the crowd who are happy to see their favorite couple back together, here tonight in Zack's hometown. COLE What a welcome for the hometown boy who made good! "Getting Away With Murder" fades out, and Zack and Candie enter the ring. Malibu shakes Cal's hand, and Cal leans over to give Candie a peck on the cheek, although she's a bit reluctant to take a smooch from her old stablemate. Malibu calms her down, and the three remain silent, as no one could even begin to talk over the rabid cheering. "ZACK!" "ZACK!" "ZACK!" Candie smiles at Zack, who smiles back. Calvin takes a backseat to it all, stepping back and letting the local boy have his spotlight, as he finally raises the mic to his lips. ZACK The Zack Attack is BACK HOME, PROVIDENCE~! The crowd roars, and Zack laughs, knowing that he's got the fans in the palm of his hand. ZACK That's right, it's good to be back, but more importantly, it is so good to have my babygirl back, so give it up for her, huh? Give it up for Candie! Again, the crowd roars, and Candie's cheeks turn red, because despite performing live in front of OAOAST crowds for over two years. Zack smiles about it, and then continues addressing his hometown crowd. ZACK It's great to be back, it's great to be back with Candie, and it's great to be back in town holding some OAOAST gold! The OAOAST Tag Team Championship, you know, this belt means as much to me as any World Title I've won. Leon Rodez and I went through hell to get these belts, and I guarantee you we're going to go through hell to keep them! In fact, I'm sure you all caught Dirty Deeds, and... "OH! OH! OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" CABOOSE What the...that's "Sexy Boy!" COLE Some Guy! We haven't seen him in a while, but here he comes!" The crowd pops, but Zack and Candie are shocked by the interruption. Clad in blue jeans and a David Ortiz Red Sox jersey, Some Guy does his trademark dance before walking down the aisle, looking slightly miffed. He climbs up the steps and into the ring, and instead of greeting his former tag team partner with a handshake, he rudely snatches the microphone from his hand! CABOOSE This should be interesting. The crowd is cheering, but some fans have picked up on Some Guy's demeanor, and are jeering the mic-snatch. SOME GUY Zack, Zack, Zack...welcome home. The crowd roars, but Zack is still perplexed at the disruption. SOME GUY I know you're surprised to see me, but hey, who doesn't like surprises, right? I mean, I know that I for one love to be surprised, except when SOMEONE decideds to leave me off the pay per view that was coming from MY hometown! Some Guy glares at Calvin Szechstein, who glares right back at him, not intimidated. SOME GUY What's the matter, Calvin, you gonna pretend like you don't know what I'm talking about? Dirty Deeds took place from Boston. From Fenway Park, the home of my Sox, and it was a chance for the world to see Some Guy on a grand stage again. It was a chance for me to return to the ranks with a bang, and what did I get? I got to sit backstage and watch those matches with the ring crew. Instead of kicking some ass, I got catered food, bottled water and NO AIRTIME. You left one of the superstars of the past 3 years, one of the OAOAST "Originals" as we've been called, off a pay per view extravaganza, and yet you think you're a GOOD General Manager? Calvin has no retort, because Some Guy won't give him the mic. As Some Guy and Calvin bicker off-mic, Zack takes the mic back and responds. ZACK Hey man, look, if you've got a bone to pick with him, that's cool. You do your thing. He's out here because tonight is... SOME GUY You give that mic back to me, you son of a bitch! Some Guy snatches the mic back from Malibu, and now things are getting tense between the two. SOME GUY For months, I watched your back. You brought me back because shit was going down, and you didn't know where to turn. Remember Anglemania? It was Caboose and I who helped save your ass when Dan Black, Tony and CWM had you at their mercy. It was me who helped you handle the GPX and Drek Stone, and then when I needed to rest myself, to let myself heal, well it seems that the world just forgot about ol' SG, didn't they? Especially YOU, partner. Then a few weeks ago I turn on HeldDOWN~! and what do I see? I see you and a kid, a rookie, someone who for all you know could be playing you like a fiddle, win the OAOAST World Tag Team Titles...the titles that should have been OURS. It shouldn't have been "Zack Malibu and Leon Rodez" in that match. It should have been Zack Malibu and Some Guy, two Original asskickers, and you and I both know we'd have run through all those teams in half the time it took you and Silk Stalking or whatever he wants to nickname himself, and it would cement The Originals as the driving force behind this company, but no. That didn't happen. I was almost ready to forgive it, because I figured it was just some goodwill gesture to open the eyes of the rest of the young lions, and show them that we're standing on equal ground, but then when I got left off Dirty Deeds, from Boston...FROM BOSTON, Zack, I realized I needed to stop playing nice. I needed to stop playing, and start doing what's good for me, and for my career at this point. Now you, and the booker man over there robbed me of my chance at gold, and tonight, I... CUE: Oh Hell Yeah CABOOSE What the hell? COACH No 'boose, it's "Oh Hell Yeah" by the H- CABOOSE Fist. Face. Unless you shut up now. Another unexpected arrival enters "The Dunk", as the OAOAST X Division Champion, Peter Knight, makes his way down to the ring. Knight looks agitated, and rolls under the bottom rope, coming to his feet, revealing that's he's brought his own mic. He looks at Some Guy, while Malibu, Candie, and Calvin all look on. KNIGHT You know something, Some Guy, I've been hearing you bitch for the last few minutes about being left off Dirty Deeds, and all I can say is it could be a LOT worse. SOME GUY How do you figure? KNIGHT How do I figure? Do you even need to ask me that? You weren't even on the show, and to me, that's a hell of a lot better than being the focal point and losing the big one, blowing your shot at the World Heavyweight Title in front of your friends and family! The crowd is shocked, as Knight continues. KNIGHT Dirty Deeds was supposed to be MY night, MY time, MY chance at being at the top of the mountain. Don't get me wrong, I'll do everything in my power to keep this X Title presitgious, but the World Heavyweight Title is the belt that everyone strives for, and I let it slip away from me. I made myself weak, I made myself tap, and I made myself miss out at a chance for glory. I stood in that ring heartbroken the other night once I heard that bell toll, and now here we are, rolling out the red carpet for Zack Malibu. All eyes are on Zack now, and he quickly snatches the mic back from Some Guy to retort. ZACK PK, look man, I've been where you are, and I know what you're feeling. KNIGHT No, no you don't. You have no idea what mental torture I've been through these last few days. You didn't lose in front of thousands of people who all knew you before you were a star! Some Guy takes his mic back, and now the mic-swiping is getting ridiculous. SOME GUY Knight, you're right, he doesn't know, and that's why tonight, I want you in this ring, Zack. I want you and Leon Rodez across the ring from me, and I want what should be mine...the OAOAST World Tag Team Championship...and I'm going to take Peter Knight as my partner! The crowd is in awe, and Knight is taken aback by it. KNIGHT What do you thi- SOME GUY Hear me out. You talk about how he doesn't know what it's like? Well now's your chance to show him. You can redeem yourself tonight, you can be a DOUBLE CHAMPION tonight, you can win the gold with me and have Preppy Boy flat on his back, looking at the lights in front of allllllll these idiots! The crowd boos, and then start a chant up against Some Guy. "MASSSSSSSSHOLE!" "MASSSSSSSSHOLE!" "MASSSSSSSSHOLE!" Some Guy runs to the ropes and kicks them, threatening some ringsiders, while fellow Massachusetts native Knight looks a bit unimpressed at the chant. KNIGHT Look, you've made your points, Some Guy, but I think you and I are on different pages here. I think that... All of a sudden, Calvin Szechstein finally steps in. CALVIN ALL RIGHT! That's it, no more talking, no more name calling, no more musical chairs with the microphone! Now, it seems that we've got a few issues boiling over here, a little bit of controversey, and I've gotta admit, I like it. Controversey equals ratings, boys, and tonight is no exception. So tonight, in this ring, your main event will see Zack Malibu and Leon Rodez put their OAOAST World Tag Team Championships on the line against...PETER KNIGHT AND SOME GUY! The crowd roars for the announcement, and Some Guy looks pleased. Knight looks around him, first at Calvin, then at Some Guy, then at Zack. Malibu looks at Candie, then turns his attention to Some Guy, who walks up to him, smiles, and then heads out. As Some Guy leaves, Knight and Malibu stare at each other, and then Knight ducks out of the ring, leaving the hometown hero and his girlfriend bewildered at all that's just happened. COLE What an announcement, what a night it's going to be...tonight, the OAOAST World Tag Team Titles are on the line here in Providence! Fans, stay tuned tonight, because this one is not to be missed!

nogoodnick, Deep Thought, and myself to close out the Madness.

I really like those jerseys. Sort of remind me of the ABA's.

Weren't you supposed to become a supermod again too, Zack? Or did that get flushed when Dames quit.

COLE I’m being told that—that something is happening backstage as we speak. COACH What? What’s going on? COLE I don’t know. But let’s go backstage right now! The camera cuts backstage. Members of The Lightning Crew are shown huddling over somebody. It looks as though they are attacking someone. The crowd boos the moment they are shown. COLE The Lightning Crew is at it again! The camera moves in closer to reveal whom The LC is attacking…SPANISH FLY. COLE The Lightning Crew is doing a beatdown on Spanish Fly. COACH This must be payback for Spanish Fly costing PRL his match with Popick against Black T last Sunday at Dirty Deeds! Vitamin X and Thomas Rodriguez hold Spanish Fly up as Cuban Wall punches him in the face repeatedly. Fly is feeling the effects of the beatdown, but The LC isn’t done with him yet. The crowd is still booing. Vitamin X nails Fly with a right jab. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez slaps him. Thomas Rodriguez even punches Fly, but the punch hurts him as much as Fly. It’s obvious that the 4’11” Spanish Fly is no match for the taller members of The Lightning Crew. COLE This is terrible! Spanish Fly is at the mercy of The Lightning Crew! COACH I can’t bear to watch! “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican and Stephen Joseph Popick arrive. PRL applauds his Lightning Crew for what they’ve done. Spanish Fly is on his knees, groggy, catching his breath. PRL walks up to him, an evil smile on his face. “THE CORPORATE CHAMPION” THA PUERTO RICAN You want to be a big man huh? You want to attack Tha Puerto Rican? PRL kicks Spanish Fly in the stomach. PRL Well you’ll never be a big man! You’re always going to be a small twerp! PRL and Popick do a beatdown on Spanish Fly! COLE Will somebody please stop this? Tha Puerto Rican picks Fly up. Mr. Boricua grabs Spanish Fly and throws him into a garage door! Spanish Fly crumbles to the ground with a loud thud. PRL walks over to Spanish Fly and slaps him in the face. PRL Come on. Help me take the midget's mask off! PRL and Popick kick the midget--er--I mean Spanish Fly in the stomach for good measure, and then try to take off his mask. Fly fights back, but he is no match for The Corporate Champ and his “Career Consultant” and his mask comes right off! PRL YES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAA!!! Tha Puerto Rican holds Spanish Fly’s mask in the air. Fly quickly covers his face, although the camera manages to show his shaved head. PRL puts his custom made spinner 24/7 Championship belt in Fly’s face. PR You want this so bad!?! You want to win this belt!?! WELL YOU’RE NEVER GOING TO GET IT! NEVER! NEVER!!! PR spins the belt plate. PR Go back to the bush leagues little man! PRL kicks Fly in the face. The Lightning Crew leaves. Spanish Fly is still covering his face, coughing. The crowd boos. (Cut back to Triple C~!) COLE The Lightning Crew just did a number on Spanish Fly. They took off his mask and left him for dead. Their message was loud and clear: Don’t mess with Tha Puerto Rican. COACH You’re right, Michael. PRL and Popick had the match won against Black T last Sunday at Dirty Deeds, but Spanish Fly did another sneak attack on PRL, and you could say that it was thanks to him that Black T won. COLE Spanish Fly has done sneak attacks on PRL ever since AngleSlam, and it looks like those sneak attacks have come back to bite him in the you-know-where. Fly is gunning for PRL’s 24/7 Title, but after tonight, I doubt PRL will ever give Fly a shot at his title. COACH Well you never know Michael. PRL could give Fly a shot someday, but you know that if and when it does happen, The Lightning Crew will be waiting in the wings. As you just saw, Spanish Fly’s speed is no match for The Lightning Crew’s strength. They are a powerful force to be reckon with, and if PRL and Spanish Fly ever meet for the 24/7 Title, Fly better watch his back if he wants to become 24/7 Champion. COLE Absolutely Coach. Now fans, coming up next

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WWE will be Alf vs Brock vs Stevens vs Richards. As far as the title vs title, it definitely sounds like a good idea, but I mentioned before I'd like to still have the HL when I start my angle I'm planning, presumably after AMV. I didn't know what booking plans you had for it or what. Oh, and thanks for pinning the tour schedule thread. I would have done it, had I had mod powers. *wink wink*

Kevin Nash I can't remember if you did Shawn Michaels or not, but if you haven't, him too.

Shoot on me.

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AC/DC's [i]Dirty Deeds[/i] hits. Coming to DVD... [i]Leon Rodez is shown standing at the top of the steel cage. COACH DIZZAMN~! COLE I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!![/i] November 1st, 2005... [i]PK! PK! PK! PK! PK![/i] It's OAOAST Dirty Deeds! [i]SCHIAVONE[/i] The OAOAST's fall classic is live on the air![/i] Relive every breathtaking matchup from the OAOAST's fall classic, and receive special bonus features, including a star-studded TEN-MAN TAG TEAM MATCH that took place after HeldDOWN left the air the following Thursday! [i]Footage is shown of ten elite OAOAST superstars doing battle in the ring.[/i] OAOAST Dirty Deeds, coming to DVD, Tuesday, November 1!

Actually, it's only 7 days now.

Well, at least I didn't have to worry about rushing to make my pick before work...

I hope we get another late rush of stuff like last week, because so far all we have is what's in GCF (three segments and only one match).

Who are they talking about? I would think Warrior, but they haven't done anything on him until now, I would hardly call that obsessive... Bret Hart, possibly.

A cold, dark voice begins to speak the ungodly hymn over the loud speakers, as smoke begins to cover the entrance way. "Come on God, Answer Me. For Years, I've Been Asking You Why? Why are the Innocent Dead and the Guilty Alive? Where is Justice? Where is Punishment? . . . . . . . . . . . Or Have You Already Answered? Have You Already Said to the World, Here is Justice. Here is Punishment. Here.... In Me." "Punishment" by BIOHAZARD starts up, and Brock Ausstin makes his way through the curtain, getting a mixed reaction. COLE And here comes Brock Ausstin, his first appearance since License to Pin, where he lost to Hoff with a shot at the World title on the line! COACH And who knows, if not for miscommunication between Chris Stevens and Brock Ausstin, Brock could be walking out here with the World title around his waist right now! BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest, is for the OAOAST Heartland championship, and is scheduled for one fall to a finish. Making his way down the aisle...he stands six feet, four inches tall, and weighs in at 320 pounds. He is truly one of the most intimidating presences in the OAOAST today, and tonight, he is making his return to the ring after a two-month absence! From Victoria, Minnesota...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNN!!!!![/i] Brock gets into the ring and does his Happy Happy Hoss Dance~! as [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] hits and the crowd goes crazy as Alfdogg comes through the curtains and strides towards the ring. BUFFER [i]His opponent...weighing in at 240 pounds. He is a former OAOAST World Champion, and truly one of the greats in the lore of the OAOAST! The reigning, and defending, OAOAST Heartland Champion...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] Alf poses in the corner with the belt in one hand, and jumps down and stares down Brock across the ring. COLE Alf staring down Brock Ausstin. This is the first time these two have ever met in a match. COACH That's right, and a lot of people, myself included, thought it should have been Alf taking on Hoff at License to Pin for that No. 1 contendership. COLE Well, if you recall, Coach, Alf got his shot just days after that and couldn't get it done. COACH Alf was in a barbed-wire ladder match just four days earlier, what do you expect? *DING DING DING* Alf and Brock circle the ring, then tie up. Brock easily backs Alf into the corner, then smacks him upside his head. Alf rushes out and gets caught in a tieup again, and gets shoved to the mat. Brock then catches Alf coming up and tosses him into the corner, hammering away with punches and kicks. Brock whips Alf into the opposite corner hard, and catches coming out with a press slam. COLE Look at the strength here from Ausstin, and Brock, as you would expect, overpowering Alf here. COACH No doubt, Ausstin looking good in his return to the ring. Brock drags Alf out of another corner and gives him a snap suplex. Brock stalls a bit, allowing Alf to give him a shot to the gut, then a couple right hands to the head. Brock drives a knee into Alf's midsection, then drives forearms into the back. Brock whips Alf into the corner, but eats boots on the charge! Alf then climbs backwards to the top rope ala Rick Steiner, and jumps off, going for a hurricanrana, but Brock catches him with a powerbomb! Brock holds on, and delivers another! Brock gives a devilish smile to the wide camera. COACH It's been all Brock so far, Cole! I'm a little surprised here. Brock lifts up Alf and gives him an overhead belly-to-belly! He then walks across the ring, picks him up, and gives him a second suplex! Alf gets sent HARD into the corner again, and takes a BIG backdrop! COLE Look at the elevation on that one, and Alf is in serious trouble here! Brock then catches Alf coming up with a THIRD belly-to-belly, and Alf rolls out of the ring. COACH You remember earlier Mr. Szechstein encouraging Chris Stevens to maybe get back on Brock Ausstin's good side by helping him win this matchup, but I don't think he's going to need it tonight. COLE And again, what about Jay Richards? He's got a mindset after talking to Heyross, he wants to keep that title AWAY from Brock's waist! He's got to be getting really nervous back there! Alf lays on the outside for about five seconds, then Brock follows, giving him a knee to the midsection, then driving him back-first into the ringpost! Brock then climbs back in the ring. Alf lays out there for about eight more seconds, then climbs back up on the apron, driving his shoulder to Brock's midsection. Alf then grabs Brock's neck in a Stunner position, and drops him across the top rope! COLE Alf finally starting to mount a little offense here! Alf then grabs Brock's leg and wraps it around the ringpost! The crowd pops for this, realizing that Alf may finally have turned the tide. Alf slowly rolls back into the ring, and dropkicks Brock's knee right out from under him! COACH Alf being very smart here, going after a limb on the big man, and now he looks to be going for a submission hold! Alf grabs both legs, but Brock is able to push Alf back into the corner. Brock slowly makes it back to his feet, and is met with right hands from Alf. Alf whips Brock into the ropes, but puts his head down. Brock delivers a foot, then a MASSIVE clothesline! Alf rolls into the corner, and Brock lifts him up, delivering CHOPS!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! More CHOPS!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Brock then backs off, and charges...but Alf moves, and Brock hits knee-first in the corner, going all the way over to the floor! COLE This could be the big break that Alf needs, Brock crashing all the way to the floor on that charge! COACH I think Alf needs to rest here, he needs to let Brock expend his energy and put strain on that injury by climbing back into the ring! Alf, however, follows Brock out...with a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA!!! COLE OH MY!!! Alf FLYING over the top rope! Alf delivers rights to the head of Brock, then rolls him back into the ring, where he gives him a chop block, holding onto the leg as he does it. Alf then turns him over...and hooks a SHARPSHOOTER as the crowd goes ballistic!!! COLE SHARPSHOOTER!!! SHARPSHOOTER!!! This HAS to be it! No way Brock can survive this with the punishment that's been delivered to that knee! COACH Well, you remember a few months ago Alf put Peter Knight on the shelf for a few weeks working on his arm, just like he's working on Brock's leg right now! Alf was absolutely vicious that night, and I see that looks in his eyes right now! The camera indeed shows a look on Alf's face as he cinches in the Sharpshooter, then pans over to show the face of Brock, which is in pain. Brock lets out a scream, then yells NO loudly as the referee asks if he wants to give it up. Brock slowly starts to pull himself towards the ropes. He gets inches away...and Alf pulls him back to the center to a HUGE pop, then REALLY sits back and pulls on the legs! COLE And now, back in the middle of the ring! Alf looking to end this one via submission! Brock pulls himself to the side ropes, and this time is able to reach them. Alf takes a four-count, then drags Brock out and slams his knee on the mat. Alf then wraps Brock's leg around his own, and bridges back with an INDIAN DEATHLOCK, grabbing Brock in a crossface! COLE Alf back to the submission! COACH Brock's not gonna scoot to the ropes on this one! Brock hangs on for about ten seconds, then gets a hold of the referee's shirt, pulling him into Alf, breaking the hold! COLE And look at that desperation move by Brock Ausstin! COACH Hey, that's smart! There's no DQ's in the Heartland division! Alf gets up and gives the referee some shit, then goes to pick Brock up, but Brock pulls him by the tights and sends him out of the ring. COACH Brock buying himself a little time here, but that knee has got to be gone by now. Brock rolls out to the other side, grabbing a chair from underneath the apron, and rolling back in. Alf rolls in and charges, but takes a chair straight to the gut! Brock then uses the chair to pull himself up, and delivers a HUGE shot to the head, falling down himself in the process! COLE OH MY GOD, what a chairshot delivered by Brock Ausstin! COACH And Alf has been busted open by that shot, look at that! Indeed, the blood is streaming down Alf's face as the camera gets a close-up look! Brock pulls himself up with the chair again, then gives Alf another shot to the gut and goes behind...GERMAN SUPLEX!!! COLE Those germans don't have the same authority they normally do, and that's got to be credited to the work Alf did on that knee of Brock Ausstin! Brock rolls through, and delivers a second, and then a THIRD, releasing, then crawling over slowly for the cover... COACH This is it, we're gonna have a new champion here! 1...... 2.................. NO!!! Alf kicks out! COLE And believe it or not, that was our first pinfall attempt of this match, and it was a close one! Brock grabs Alf in a beast choker, and wrenches back! COLE And now, it's Brock Ausstin looking for a submission here! COACH I don't recall ever seeing Alf submit, could this be the first time right here? The camera zooms in on Alf's face popping out from Brock's armpit, then zooms out to show the hold being applied. Alf slowly fades away, and the referee grabs his arm, and it drops heavily. The crowd count along... 1!!!!!!!!! The referee grabs it again...another drop!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The referee grabs it a third time...and... Alf BARELY keeps it up on the third drop! Alf delivers a huge elbow to the ribs! And another!!! And another!!! Alf then grabs Brock's bad leg and pulls on it, as Brock yells out in pain! COACH We've got double submissions going on here, Cole! Who's gonna crack first? Brock slowly releases his grip on Alf, then goes to the eyes, and Alf releases his end. Brock grabs Alf to set up a suplex, but can't sustain the lift, thanks to his knee! Alf grabs Brock in a fisherman suplex... 1............ 2........................... But Brock is able to kick out! COACH And that had to take even more out of Brock's knee to power out of that one! Brock pops up with a huge clothesline! COLE And WHAT a burst of adrenaline from Brock right there! Brock walks around the ring for a minute, then tries another German, but Alf flips back and lands on his feet! He then catches Brock turning around with a superkick! Alf goes to the ropes and yells out to the crowd, who rallies in response as Alf gives Brock a snap suplex! He follows that up with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex! COLE Amazing, what strength left in Alf after all this time! Brock gets up, and walks right into a T-Bone suplex! Alf then puts one hand on his knee, and waves Brock up, whipping him into the ropes and catching him with a AA-SPINEBUSTER~!!! Alf then points to the sky! COACH Alf is signaling for the Five-Star!!! Alf scales the top rope, as someone is seen tiptoeing down the aisle... COLE Who the hell is that?... The camera focuses in on Chris Stevens, who shoves Alf off the top rope! COLE That's Chris Stevens! Remember the conversation he had with Calvin earlier! Brock pulls himself up with the ropes, and spots Stevens at ringside, getting a confused look on his face as he stares him down. Stevens points at Alf, then points at Brock and signals as if to say "we're friends, remember?" Brock slowly walks towards Alf and sets up the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111...but Alf inadvertently takes out the ref in mid-spin, allowing him to counter it into a DDT, right on the steel chair!!! COACH What a counter by Alf, and Brock is out! Suddenly, Stevens slides into the ring, runs off the ropes, and drops Alf with a DIAMOND CUTTER~!!! COLE And look at Chris Stevens now! COACH You can tell how bad he wants another crack at that Heartland title! Stevens pats Brock on the face, trying to revive him. As he's doing this, Jay Richards sneaks down the aisle and ducks down below the apron. Brock gives another weird look to Stevens, but pulls himself up again as Stevens attempts to revive the official. As he turns to do this, Richards quickly slides in and gives Brock a chop block to the front of his knee, and then slides out as if nothing had happened! COLE I...I think Stevens missed all of that! Stevens turns around and looks at Brock, then looks at Richards and asks "what happened?" Richards shrugs at Stevens, then sneaks over to the announce table and grabs the conveniently placed water pitcher, dumping it onto Alf, then running around the ring and busting the pitcher over the head of Brock Ausstin! COACH Pitcher to the head of Brock, and now HE is busted open! COLE And Stevens saw that one! Stevens hops out of the ring, and exchanges words with his stablemate! They each shove each other with one hand, then Brock grabs Richards around the neck, and attempts to drag him into the ring, but Richards goes to the eyes of Brock, then pulls him outside, where he looks on confused as Stevens and Richards continue to argue. Alf breaks up the confusion with a HANDS-FREE PLANCHA, taking out all three men!!! COLE Alf FLIES again!!! What a match this has been!!! All four men lay around on the floor for a few seconds, then Alf rolls Brock back into the ring. Richards crawls over and grabs the Heartland title belt, then rolls into the ring and flies at Brock...who ducks, and Richards collides into Alf with the belt! COACH Uh-oh! Richards puts his hands on the sides of his head in shock, then Brock sends him over the top rope with a clothesline! He then drops to the mat, and drapes an arm over Alf, as the referee slowly pulls himself over... 1......... 2............................. 3!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!! Alf gets a shoulder up at the last split second!!! COACH WOW! Brock THAT CLOSE to winning the Heartland title right there! Stevens slides into the ring and waits for Alf to get to his feet. Alf and Brock struggle to their feet at the same time. Stevens hops across the ring, and delivers a SUPERKICK!!! ...but Alf ducks, and STEVENS HITS BROCK!!!!! COLE OH MY GOODNESS... COACH DE JA VU from License to Pin! Brock is down and out!!! Alf catches Stevens with an overhead belly-to-belly, and Stevens bounces over the bottom rope to the floor! Alf then slowly climbs to the top as the crowd reaches a fever pitch...and flies off with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH to Brock, who is nearly two-thirds of the way across the ring!!! 1.............. 2............................. 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *DING DING DING* COLE ALF RETAINS AGAIN! WHAT AN INCREDIBLE MATCH!!! BUFFER [i]The winner of this bout...and STILL OAOAST Heartland champion...ALFDOGG!!![/i] COACH And you have to wonder what problems could arise within CSI after this one! COLE And how Brock will respond to yet more miscommunication with Chris Stevens! [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] plays on the speakers as Alf slides out of the ring with his belt and walks back to the locker room.

HeldDOWN~! GM Calvin Szechstein walks back to his office from the ring, making a sudden stop at the doorway. CALVIN What the hell are you doing? The camera pans over to show Alfdogg sitting at Calvin's desk with his feet propped on it. The crowd pops upon seeing Alf. ALF What's up, boss? I just dropped by to see if you found an opponent for me yet. You do remember that this is the end of my 30-day period, right? CALVIN *laughing* Don't you worry, I haven't forgotten. And get out of my desk! *Calvin pushes Alf's feet off the desk, and Alf gets out of the seat* ALF Whoa, take it easy! Just tell me who I got tonight, and I'll be on my way. CALVIN I've got someone for you, all right. He's returning tonight, for the first time since License to Pin. Tonight, Alf, you're going to defend your title against...BROCK AUSSTIN. *crowd cheers for the announcement as Alf is noticeably less cheerful, but manages to keep a straight face.* CALVIN Now...you were on your way, right? *Alf grins and nods, then leaves the office. Calvin grins and sits down at his desk, then yells for someone in the hall to come in. In walks Chris Stevens to a nice pop.* STEVENS You wanted to see me? CALVIN Yeah, I do. I need to talk to you. STEVENS What is it? CALVIN Remember License to Pin, when you inadvertently cost Brock Ausstin a shot at the OAOAST World title? STEVENS *sighs* Yeah, I remember. What's your point? CALVIN Well, Brock's back tonight. STEVENS No. CALVIN Yes. And I've booked him against Alfdogg for the OAOAST Heartland title. Now, I'm sure if you were to help Brock win that title tonight, you could get back on his good side. Just something to think about. STEVENS You know, that just might work. CALVIN And should you succeed...I'll make sure you get a shot at that title at World Without End. So, do we have a deal? STEVENS Absolutely! *Stevens shakes a reluctant Calvin's hand, and walks out. Calvin has a half grin and half strange look on his face.* Jay Richards arrives to the arena late, getting a good pop as he walks in the door. The cheers quickly turn to boos, however, when Rick Heyross walks onto the screen, flanked by Team Heyross, and puts his arm around Richards. HEYROSS JAY RICHARDS! I'm glad to see you here tonight. Now I know we've had our differences over the past few weeks, but we share a common hatred. Do you know what that is? RICHARDS *in a weird tone...think "Hello, Newman"* What is it, Rick? HEYROSS We both hate...BROCK AUSSTIN. *Richards starts to see where Heyross is coming from, and looks up in the air, giving it thought.* You see, Brock Ausstin STABBED ME in the BACK. And he did the same to you guys in the CSI. Well, seeing as you're just getting here, you probably don't know that Brock Ausstin is back tonight. RICHARDS No. HEYROSS Yes. He is in the building right now, and he's been booked in a match with Alfdogg for his Heartland title. Now we know that you hate Brock Ausstin for ditching you guys, right? RICHARDS Right. HEYROSS And we know about Alfdogg...he's a fighting champion. Look what he did to your associate at License to Pin. RICHARDS *swelling up* Starting to get a little stiff, Heyross. HEYROSS Just bear with me here, Jay. I bet if you went out there and helped Alf successfully retain his title against Brock Ausstin, he'd be more than happy to give you a title shot at World Without End. *the crowd is in a mixture of cheers and laughter, realizing the conundrum that's about to happen later tonight.* And could you imagine the bragging rights you would have if you took Alf's Heartland title on Pay-Per-View, just three months after your leader failed to get the job done? *Richards starts to grin, and nods in agreement along with Team Heyross.* RICHARDS I like the way you think sometimes, Heyross. *Richards slaps Heyross on the chest lightly and walks off chuckling.*

I was actually thinking the opposite, and was surprised to see that it was actually close to even when I counted everyone. The tag division seems to be outweighed slightly, though. I have CSI & Brock listed as tweeners for now because, again, they're Hoff's characters (mainly CSI) and I don't know what he was planning on doing with them.

This is all the people that have been used since AngleSlam Faces Peter Knight Crystal Punk Rockers (Punkmaster P/Synth Esizer) Dan Black Leon Rodez Otaku II Tony Brannigan Mike Guerriero Zack Malibu The Parka Axel Hoff Sk8ter Boiz (The Marv/Hell Mel) Spanish Fly Love Doctors (Max Anderson/Steven Pigley) Soonie Bruisers (Frank/Frankie) Mad Cappa JINGUS Heel NNMX (Sarcastic Simon/Narcissistic Ned) GPX (Johnny Jackson/Scotty Static) Stephen Joseph Christian Wright Bohemoth Puerto Rican Cuban Wall Thunderkid Reject Drek Stone Vitamin X Los Diablos Del Fuego (Mariachi/Moracca) Mr. Boricua Team Heyross (Charlie Moss/Quentin Benjamin) South Central Militia (Marcellus/Vincent) E.U. (Danny Boy/Scottish Scott) Trevor Nelson Tweener CWM Alfdogg Chris Stevens Jay Richards Jumbo Brock Ausstin Females El Chica Generico (face) Ayane Mitsui (face) Lindsay Gonzalez (heel) Ashley Street (face) Confusia (heel) Minnesota Angels (Valerie/Constance) (heel) Molly Matthews (heel) Shyanne (Manager) (heel)

OOG is next, actually, then those three.