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Sun, Nov. 11 Washington @ Atlanta, 2:00 Miami @ New York, 6:00 New Orleans @ Philadelphia, 6:00 Houston @ Charlotte, 6:00 Milwaukee @ San Antonio, 8:00 Detroit @ Seattle, 9:00 Cleveland @ L.A. Clippers, 9:30 Mon, Nov. 12 New Orleans @ New Jersey, 7:30 Cleveland @ Denver, 9:00 Sacramento @ Utah, 9:00 Tue, Nov. 13 Miami @ Charlotte, 7:00 Seattle @ Orlando, 7:00 Boston @ Indiana, 7:00 Houston @ Memphis, 8:00 Philadelphia @ Dallas, 8:30 L.A. Lakers @ San Antonio, 8:30 New York @ Phoenix, 9:00 Detroit @ Portland, 10:00 Wed, Nov. 14 Utah @ Toronto, 7:00 Indiana @ Washington, 7:00 Charlotte @ Atlanta, 7:00 Orlando @ Cleveland, 7:00 New Jersey @ Boston, 7:30 Seattle @ Miami, 7:30 Memphis @ Milwaukee, 8:00 Philadelphia @ New Orleans, 8:00 Sacramento @ Minnesota, 8:00 L.A. Lakers @ Houston, 9:00 ESPN Portland @ Denver, 9:00 New York @ L.A. Clippers, 10:30 Detroit @ Golden State, 10:30 Thu, Nov. 15 San Antonio @ Dallas, 8:00 TNT Chicago @ Phoenix, 10:30 TNT Fri, Nov. 16 Indiana @ Toronto, 7:00 Portland @ Philadelphia, 7:00 Miami @ Boston, 7:30 Orlando @ New Jersey, 7:30 Seattle @ Atlanta, 7:30 Utah @ Cleveland, 7:30 New Orleans @ Memphis, 8:00 Houston @ San Antonio, 8:00 ESPN Washington @ Minnesota, 8:00 New York @ Sacramento, 10:00 Detroit @ L.A. Lakers, 10:30 ESPN L.A. Clippers @ Golden State, 10:30 Sat, Nov. 17 Portland @ Washington, 7:00 Seattle @ Charlotte, 7:00 Utah @ Indiana, 7:00 Miami @ New Jersey, 7:30 New Orleans @ Minnesota, 8:00 Atlanta @ Milwaukee, 8:30 Phoenix @ Houston, 8:30 Memphis @ Dallas, 8:30 New York @ Denver, 9:00 Chicago @ L.A. Clippers, 10:30

Arizona @ Cincinnati (3.5) Carolina @ Green Bay (9.5) (3.5) Cleveland @ Baltimore Kansas City @ Indianapolis (14.5) Miami @ Philadelphia (10.5) (16.5) New England @ Buffalo New Orleans @ Houston (0.5) Oakland @ Minnesota (5.5) (10.5) Pittsburgh @ N.Y. Jets San Diego @ Jacksonville (2.5) (3.5) Tampa Bay @ Atlanta Washington @ Dallas (10.5) (2.5) N.Y. Giants @ Detroit (3.5) St. Louis @ San Francisco Chicago @ Seattle (5.5) Tennessee @ Denver (2.5) KC - 24

Eminem murdered you on your own shit you fat lipped faggot!

minibluerapper (2 weeks ago) wow there was a 3rd hardy boy LastDom (2 weeks ago) That was Doc Hendricks, their manager minibluerapper (1 week ago) oh ok

*DING DING DING* (slow and dramatic) BUFFER [i]LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen, this will be one of two world title matches here at November Reign. Where tonight, an up-and-coming young star gets an improbable opportunity against a premier OAOAST superstar, for the International championship of the WORLD! ARE YOU READY? *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]Las Vegas, Nevada...ARRRRRRE YYYYYYOU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRREADY?[/i] *crowd cheers louder* BUFFER [i]Then for the thousands in attendance here in Las Vegas, and the millions and millions watching all over the world...there's only one thing left to say. Ladies and gentlemen...LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRREADY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!![/i] [i]Master Blaster (Jammin')[/i] plays, and Denzel Spencer gets a huge reaction as he makes his way to the ring. COLE This could be the defining moment of Denzel's career! COACH But maybe not in the way he wants! BUFFER [i]Coming to the ring at this time, weighing in at 226 1/4 pounds...this man nearly did the impossible 17 days ago, and tonight, he looks to shock the world once again. The challenger...from Montego Bay, Jamaica...DENNNNNZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPENCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRR!!!!![/i] COLE And folks, it was 17 days ago that Spencer appeared to defeat Reject for the International World title, thanks to a fast count by Earl Hebner! That decision was overturned, and this match was agreed to tonight in exchange for Reject getting his belt back! Spencer slides into the ring and poses on the buckles, as [i]Renegade[/i] hits, and boos fill the arena as Reject makes his entrance. BUFFER [i]His opponent...weighing in at 235 1/2 pounds...tonight, this man seeks not only to retain his title, but seeks vindication for the incidents of two weeks ago! Ladies and gentlemen...from the Bronx...the OAOAST International champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLD...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJECT!!!!![/i] Reject climbs into the ring and poses with the belt, then hands it to the referee, who calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* COLE And we have arrived. Reject and Spencer move to mid-ring and stare down, as Reject talks trash. COLE Lot of trash-talking by Reject early on here! Both men back off, then circle the ring and tie up. Reject goes behind, but Spencer is able to get momentum and take him through the middle ropes! COLE Nice escape by Denzel Spencer, in this World championship match! Reject slaps the mat in frustration, then slides back inside and ties up again. Reject gets a knee to the gut, then whips Spencer into the ropes, and attempts a hiptoss, but Spencer spins through and delivers one of his own! Spencer follows that up with a armdrag! Reject gets to his feet again, and is hit with a big dropkick! Reject rolls outside again, as the crowd gets behind Spencer. COLE And Denzel Spencer picking up right where he left off two weeks ago on HeldDOWN~! Spencer follows, and Reject runs away, causing Spencer to give chase. Reject slides in, and when Spencer slides in after him, he's met with an elbow to the back of the head! COLE Very smart move by Reject! COACH One of the oldest tricks in the book, Cole! You can't fall for that one if you're going to be a World champion! Reject stomps away on Spencer, then picks him up and executes a snap suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject backs Spencer into a corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Reject then whips Spencer across, and charges, but Spencer moves out of the way! COLE Spencer able to avoid that charge from Reject! Spencer delivers a foot to the gut, then backs up, and catches Reject with a spinning neckbreaker! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Spencer whips Reject into a corner, and charges, but Reject moves out of the way! Spencer staggers out, and is caught with a spinning heel kick! COACH There we go! Nice kick! Reject catches his wind briefly, then tosses Spencer out to the outside. COLE And Reject would love to get a count-out victory here... Reject allows Spencer to climb back onto the apron, then grabs him in a front facelock, before spinning around and dropping his throat across the ropes, sending him back to the floor! Hebner reprimands him, as Spencer tries to get on the apron once again. COLE And let us remind you once again, if Reject puts his hands on the referee, he can kiss his belt goodbye! Reject drags Spencer back in, and drops a fist to the face! A second one, and a cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject picks up Spencer and attempts to ram him into the buckle, but Spencer blocks and rams Reject instead! Spencer then kicks at Reject, allowing him to catch the foot, then spins backwards and catches Reject with his free foot, causing Reject to stagger back and get tied up in the ropes! COLE And Reject is tied up! The crowd buzzes as Spencer points at Reject, then starts to hammer away! COACH Come on, ref, break this up! Hebner backs Spencer up, then tries to free Reject. Spencer charges, but Reject gets a foot up! COLE And it looks like Reject's going to break it up himself! Reject whips Spencer into the ropes, but Spencer ducks a clothesline and catches him with a bodypress! 1... 2... Kickout! Reject hits a thrust to the throat, drawing another brow-beating from Hebner. Reject then tosses Spencer out, but Spencer skins the cat! COLE And Spencer hangs on, just like two weeks ago! Reject spots this, and sends him right back over with a spinkick! COACH He didn't hang on that time! Reject catches his breath, then follows Spencer outside, and sends him into the steel steps! COLE And Denzel Spencer goes right into the steel steps! Reject then climbs onto the apron, and comes down onto Spencer with a chop as he gets to his feet! Reject then tosses Spencer back inside, going up to the top, and leveling him with a double axhandle! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COACH And Reject's on a roll now, Cole! Reject picks up Spencer, grabbing him by the hair, and runs and jumps over the top rope, clotheslining Spencer on the rope! Reject slides back in, and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject sets up Spencer, and executes a fisherman's buster! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Reject picks up Spencer and attempts a back suplex, but Spencer flips over the back, and starts to fire off right hands! COLE And Spencer fighting back! Spencer whips Reject into the ropes, but puts his head down, and takes a kick from Reject! Reject then charges, but Spencer backdrops him to the floor! COLE And Reject all the way down to the floor! Spencer follows him out, and tosses him back inside. Spencer climbs to the top, and hits him with a MISSILE DROPKICK~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Reject gets his foot on the rope! Spencer stomps on Reject as Reject rolls to the ropes. Spencer charges, but Reject dumps him over the top. Spencer lands on the apron, however, and delivers a shoulder to the gut, followed by a sunset flip! 1... 2... Kickout! Spencer climbs onto the shoulders of Reject, and comes down with a victory roll! 1... 2... Kickout! Spencer then sets up Reject, and drills him with a SITOUT POWERBOMB~! 1... 2... NO! Reject gets the shoulder up! Reject begs off, as Spencer follows him into a corner. Spencer delivers right hands, then picks Reject up and whips him across. He charges, but Reject moves, and Spencer rams into the post shoulder-first! COLE Reject moving, and Spencer running with his shoulder right into the steel ringpost! Reject gets his wits about him, then grabs Spencer, and attempts an Irish whip. Spencer tries to reverse, but Reject reverses his reversal, and the end result is Spencer colliding with Hebner! COLE And Earl Hebner goes down! Reject executes a back suplex, then goes to the top and drills Spencer with the BIG ELBOW~!!!111 COACH Reject hits the elbow, where's the referee? Hebner slowly crawls over and counts... 1... 2... NO!!! Shoulder up! Reject slaps the mat in frustration, then stands over Hebner as he gets to his feet. Hebner, groggy, reminds Reject of the stipulation, as Reject backs him into a corner, putting his hands on the ropes around Hebner. COLE And Reject getting on Hebner's case again! COACH He's not touching him, though, that's the important thing! Spencer slowly gets to his feet, and Reject goes to scoop him up, but Spencer counters to a small package! 1... 2... NO! Kickout! Reject and Spencer trade punches, with Reject getting the better of the exchange. He whips Spencer across, but Spencer gets the foot up! Reject staggers into the opposite corner, and Spencer goes for his handspring elbow, but Reject moves...and as Spencer staggers out, Reject catches him with the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE Reject with the EULOGY! COACH That'll do it! Cover... 1... 2... 3!!! COACH YES! *DING DING DING* COLE And Reject retains his title! BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...and STILL OAOAST International champion of the WORLD...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJECT!!!!![/i] COLE A tremendous effort by Denzel Spencer, but it was not enough on this night! Reject grabs his belt and celebrates as he retreats down the aisle, as Spencer slowly gets to his feet, met with a standing ovation from the crowd. COLE And listen to the respect from the crowd here in Las Vegas! A great showing of admiration of Spencer's efforts, but once again it's Reject who walks out with the gold!

If you're referring to Okafor/Igoudala/Smith/etc. those guys are restricted FA's this coming summer, not the summer after. I'm not really seeing anyone from that summer who's worth putting up with Marbury's bullshit for the next two years, unless you're banking on Chris Paul and/or Deron Williams to not be locked into an extension. Although under Kobe's current deal, he could opt out that summer, but I would think he'd have been traded and signed a new deal by then.

[i]Renegade[/i] hits, and Reject makes his way through the curtains. COLE And this is a Heartland title match, booked last week by Anglesault! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the OAOAST Heartland championship! Making his way to the ring, the challenger, hailing from the Bronx, weighing in at 235 pounds...he is the OAOAST International champion of the WORLD...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] COLE For those of you who watched last week, you all know that this match was requested by Denzel Spencer after having to forfeit the International World title due to the controversial finish! COACH And it was the right call, that no-good Hebner tried to screw Reject out of his title! Reject rolls into the ring, and stands in the corner. COLE Reject doesn't have that confident look that he normally has in there... COACH Can you blame him? Look at what he's faced against! Suddenly, the lights dim, then begin going crazy, as if a virus has infected them, randomly jerking around the arena, frantically changing colors and turning off and on. It’s as if a bad anime scene has come to life. Loud scratching fills the airwave, as if a DJ has lost their mind and is attempting to break their equipment. In-between the rips, legitimate music kicks on, of a Southern, heavy metal nature. I ask you please just give us/ Five Minutes Alone.” The lights continue to dart and flash as the music leaves and the scratching continues, only to come back again, now of a hip-hop nature. White America/ I could be one of your kids.” The rap fades out and the scratching continues, at an even greater pace, until music comes back, now of a hardcore variety. Final Prayer/ Final prayer for the human race.” The music leaves once again and the scratches reach their apex, before the sound cuts out and the arena goes pitch black. A single spotlight appears on the stage, the only light in the darkened arena. People look towards the light, but see nothing. Then People = Shit by Slipknot hits. HERE WE GO AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER! A figure punches through the curtains, wearing torn black jeans, a sleeveless black t-shirt, and two bandanas, one over his face and the other over his head. His hands are taped up, with a red "X" on the back of each of them. BUFFER His opponent, hailing from South of Heaven...weighing in at 220 pounds...he is the OAOAST Heartland champion...SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNDMMMMMMAAAAAAAAA AAAANNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNE THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND!!!!! Sandman walks to the ring, then climbs in, and is immediately jumped by Reject! *DING DING DING* COLE Here we go! Sandman and Reject exchange blows on the mat, then roll to the outside and continue the slugfest. Sandman gets the better of the exchange. COACH Reject's making two big mistakes already! You don't want to exchange blows with Sandman, and you definitely don't want to take it to the floor! Reject goes to the eyes, however, and grabs a side headlock, but is shoved into the ringpost! COLE Reject sent into the steel ringpost! Sandman walks over towards Reject, and picks him up, but Reject counters an Irish whip, sending Sandman into the steel guardrail! Reject quickly follows up with a spinkick, sending Sandman over the railing and into the crowd! COLE Reject with a nice recovery, finished with a great spinkick! Reject follows Sandman into the crowd, then picks him up and slams him on the floor! Reject then grabs a fan's beer, drinks part of it, and tosses it onto Sandman before stomping away! COACH And one of our great fans offering Reject a little refreshment! COLE :rolleyes: Sandman fights to his feet, and the two brawl further into the crowd. Reject gets the better of it this time, and sets up a suplex! COLE Suplex coming up, perhaps! Sandman blocks twice, however, and delivers one of his own! COLE But it's Reject who takes the move on the floor! Sandman kicks Reject as he moves back towards the ring, then tosses him over the guardrail. Sandman then waits for Reject to get to his feet, and executes a slingshot clothesline over the railing! COLE Great clothesline by Sandman! Sandman stomps away briefly on Reject, then attempts an Irish whip, but Reject reverses once again, sending him into the steel steps! COLE And Sandman once again tasting steel! Reject catches his wind, then goes under the ring, finding a trash can, full of assorted goodies! COLE And Reject now going for the weaponry! Reject dumps the contents of the can into the ring, then grabs the can and brings it down across the back of Sandman! COLE Reject's doing surprisingly well in this environment, against this opponent, I have to say! Reject rolls Sandman back into the ring, then grabs a small road sign which was in the can, and brings it down across Sandman's head! COACH DAY-UM~! Reject brings the sign down again, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject slides the can into mid-ring, then picks up Sandman, setting up the PITCH BLACK~!!!!!11111 COACH Reject going for it early here! However, Sandman backdrops out! COLE But it's countered into a backdrop! Sandman then grabs the can as Reject gets to his feet, and brings it down on his head! COACH Uh-oh...I don't like the looks of this! Sandman lays the can down, and executes a DDT onto the can! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Sandman follows with BOOT SCRAPES~! to the face of Reject! COLE Sandman working on Reject with those boot scrapes, one of his trademarks! COACH I thought John Cena had the Trademarks? COLE I think they're taking bookings now that Cena's on the shelf. COACH HOLLA~! brb, Cole, I gotta make a phonecall! COLE No, you stay right here, we've got a match to call! Sandman picks up Reject, and grabs him in a side headlock, but Reject counters with a back suplex onto the trashcan! COLE And a very resourceful move there by Reject! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject picks up Sandman, and attempts an Irish whip. Sandman reverses, and attempts a gutwrench suplex, but Reject spins through and lands on his feet, then scoops up Sandman and plants him with a TOMBSTONE~! COACH YEAH~! COLE Big move by Reject, and now he's going for another one! Reject goes to the top rope, gets his balance, and goes for a BIG ELBOW~!!!111...but Sandman rolls out of the way! COLE And nobody home! Both men lay on the mat trying to gather their senses, then get to their feet. Reject takes a big swing at Sandman, who ducks, and suplexes Reject over the top to the floor! COLE Nice counter, and Reject sent over to the floor! Sandman follows Reject out, and stomps away, then tosses him back inside. He then goes under the ring, and finds a BARBED WIRE CHAIR~! COACH Oh, no! COLE Sandman's got the big guns now! Sandman rolls back inside, and waits for Reject to get to his feet. Sandman takes a big swing, but Reject ducks, then quickly drops down and delivers a low blow! COLE But a counter by Reject! Reject then grabs the chair, and brings it down across the back of Sandman! COLE Reject with a HUGE blast from that chair! Reject picks up the chair again, and brings it down again as Sandman is on all fours! Reject then holds the chair up in the air, as the crowd boos. Reject covers... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Reject picks up Sandman, and executes a fisherman's buster! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Reject tosses Sandman to the outside, then poses some more, drawing boos. Reject then follows Sandman outside, and starts to pick apart the announce table. COACH Better watch out here, Cole! Reject finishes the job, then rolls Sandman onto the table and follows him up. Reject hammers away, then sets up a piledriver, but Sandman backdrops out! COACH OW! COLE Sandman with the counter, but the table didn't give! Sandman then waits on Reject to get to his feet, and executes a URINAGE THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS' TABLE~! COLE But it gave that time! Both men lay in the table wreckage for a few seconds, then Sandman picks Reject up and tosses him back inside. He grabs the barbed wire chair, then scoops it under Reject, lifting him off the mat, and scoop slamming him onto the chair! COLE Nice use of the chair by Sandman, don't think I've seen that one before! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! COACH But it's not enough yet, Cole! Sandman hammers away with forearms in the corner, but Reject kicks him low! COLE And Reject still fighting back! Reject picks up Sandman, and executes a Northern Lights suplex! 1... 2... Kickout! Reject then sets up Sandman on the top rope, follows him up, and sets up a SUPERPLEX~! However, Sandman delivers two shots to the gut, then lifts Reject in a suplex of his own, dropping him face-first to the mat! Sandman follows him down with a senton splash! Cover... 1... 2... NO!!! Shoulder up! Suddenly, the Burrough Boys make their way down the aisle! COLE And here come the reinforcements for Reject! Mariano slides in, and gets caught with a shot from the barbed wire chair to the head! COACH Jeez! Luther leaps off the top, and takes the same chair to the gut! Sandman then quickly hooks him, and delivers the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS~!!!!!11111 COLE And Sandman taking them one at a time! Quincy is able to nail him from behind, and whips him into the ropes. However, Sandman ducks a clothesline, and catches him with a YAKUZA KICK~! Waldo charges, but Sandman ducks, and catches him with a snapmare followed by a seated dropkick! He then grabs the chair, and tosses it at Reject, then kicks it back in his face! COLE And still with the wits about him to stop Reject! He tosses Waldo out of the ring, then hooks Reject and plants him with the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS~!!!!!11111 COLE And that should do it! 1... 2... 3!!! COLE And it does! COACH Shit! COLE Sandman retains the Heartland title! BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...and STILL OAOAST Heartland champion...SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNDMMMMMMAAAAAAAAA AAAANNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNE THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND!!!!! COLE Sandman had to fight off five men, but he has done it again here tonight! He won by disqualification three weeks ago, and tonight, it's a pinfall in the center of the ring over Reject, and he is still the OAOAST Heartland champion! Folks, we'll brb!

It's being reported that Marbury was fined $180,000 (!) by the Knicks for his recent actions.

JOSH I'm here with "Disco Duck" Vinny Valentine, who has a very special guest with him! Want to introduce him, Vinny? VALENTINE Josh, I'd like you to meet my cousin, Tony Tourette! Josh sticks his hand out to Tony. JOSH Nice to meet you, Tony! TONY Likewise...*loud grunt* FUCKWHORESHIT! Josh jerks his hand back in shock. After a brief awkward pause, Vinny speaks again. VINNY I've managed to secure a manager's license for Tony, so from this point forward, this man is going to be out there in my corner! JOSH Does that include tonight against Alix Maria Spezia? TONY CUNT! BITCH! *cough* VINNY Correct statements by the both of you! Right here tonight, me and Tony are gonna show Alix exactly why it's bros before hos! TONY HOLY SHIT! Tony says this as Maria walks by, scaring the hell out of her. VINNY C'mon Tony, let's get ready! TONY SUCK MY DICK! VINNY (as the two walk away) Hey, who got you this job? Josh looks on as the two walk down the hall.

Knicks suck! P.S. Anthony flopped, lol

We recently had a recall on Party Pizzas due to possible E. coli contamination in the pepperoni. Oddly, the pizza rolls, despite being the same brand, are apparently safe. How far has this gotten?

Power rankings 1. San Antonio 2. Boston 3. Houston 4. Phoenix 5. Dallas 6. Detroit 7. Utah 8. Orlando 9. New Orleans 10. LA Lakers 11. Toronto 12. Cleveland 13. Denver 14. New Jersey 15. LA Clippers 16. Portland 17. Charlotte 18. Indiana 19. Atlanta 20. Milwaukee 21. Chicago 22. Miami 23. New York 24. Washington 25. Golden State 26. Philadelphia 27. Sacramento 28. Memphis 29. Minnesota 30. Seattle

First one that came to mind was Rock-Jericho from No Mercy 2001.

Oh come on. It happens to everyone. It's not like he's routinely shanking them in those situations, like Vanderjagt. This is the first time, in my memory, that he's missed one in this situation since coming to Indy.

OMG, Clint Session. That was great watching him run that INT back. He was so gassed by the end of the run. Hilarious.

There was actually a computer game called Spellevator when I was in grade school. It was a Number Munchers offshoot, I guess. I was the master.

You narc!

Funny how the "yeah, they have injuries, bfd, so does every team" argument only seems to be used against the Colts.

6 INTs and 2 sacks. And just think, the Colts still could have won if not for the missed FG and the missed PI call on Moorehead.

So Miami and Washington got their first wins today, leaving Golden State, Minnesota and Seattle as the only winless teams.

Sun, Nov. 4 Boston @ Toronto, 2:30 Seattle @ LA Clippers, 3:30 Minnesota @ New York, 6:00 Charlotte @ Miami, 6:00 Atlanta @ Detroit, 7:30 New Orleans @ Denver, 8:00 Cleveland @ Phoenix, 8:00 Utah @ LA Lakers, 9:30 Mon, Nov. 5 Houston @ Dallas, 8:30 Tue, Nov. 6 Phoenix @ Charlotte, 7:00 Atlanta @ New Jersey, 7:30 Denver @ New York, 7:30 Toronto @ Milwaukee, 8:00 Orlando @ Minnesota, 8:00 LA Clippers @ Chicago, 8:30 San Antonio @ Houston, 8:30 Seattle @ Sacramento, 10:00 New Orleans @ LA Lakers, 10:30 Cleveland @ Golden State, 10:30 Wed, Nov. 7 Orlando @ Toronto, 7:00 Charlotte @ Philadelphia, 7:00 Phoenix @ Atlanta, 7:00 LA Clippers @ Indiana, 7:00 Denver @ Boston, 7:30 Miami @ San Antonio, 8:00 ESPN Cleveland @ Utah, 10:30 ESPN Memphis @ Seattle, 10:30 New Orleans @ Portland, 10:30 Thu, Nov. 8 Washington @ New Jersey, 7:30 Detroit @ Chicago, 8:00 TNT Dallas @ Golden State, 10:30 TNT Fri, Nov. 9 Toronto @ Philadelphia, 7:00 Indiana @ Charlotte, 7:00 Atlanta @ Boston, 7:30 Orlando @ New York, 7:30 Phoenix @ Miami, 7:30 Denver @ Washington, 8:00 ESPN LA Clippers @ Detroit, 8:00 San Antonio @ New Orleans, 8:00 Milwaukee @ Houston, 8:30 Memphis @ Portland, 10:00 Minnesota @ LA Lakers, 10:30 Cleveland @ Sacramento, 10:30 ESPN Utah @ Seattle, 10:30 Sat, Nov. 10 Phoenix @ Orlando, 7:00 Denver @ Indiana, 7:00 Boston @ New Jersey, 7:30 Toronto @ Chicago, 8:30 Memphis @ Utah, 9:00 Minnesota @ Sacramento, 10:00 Dallas @ Portland, 10:00

Yeah, I probably overreacted last night. It just seems like common sense when you've got the ball and the lead to try to kill time and get out of there. It didn't even strike me as odd until I saw Najera of all people put a 3 up, then watched them kick 3 or 4 offensive boards right back out for more threes. And since this *is* a team that's been accused of running up the score before, I guess the conspiracy theorist in me just took over.

OAOAST Heartland title Sandman9000 © vs Reject

So yeah, that whole thing about comfortable leads...forget I said anything.