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That guy really didn't say anything we didn't already know. The difference between Curry and Sweetney is that Curry is a true center, which is the very thing they've been lacking since they traded Ewing away. And let's face it, the Jerome James deal was awful and he alone wasn't the key to getting back to that kind of success. If they end up hanging onto AD, the trade gets even better because he brings a lot of playoff experience and is still very much capable of a double-double on any given night.

I think my match is going to be late. Sorry

Marvin, raza, DA next.

Your team could use some bigs, Sandy. *coughvinbakercough*

Now that I think of it, I think I had Tony Parker on my roster at the end of last season, too, meaning it did me no good whatsoever to drop that extra keeper.

Rosters so far: Precious Roy: LeBron James, Chauncey Billups, Lamar Odom, Marcus Camby, Sebastian Telfair, Mehmet Okur, Shane Battier, Jim Jackson, Kirk Snyder bravesfan: Amare Stoudemire, Joe Johnson, Zydrunas Ilgauskas, Andre Igoudala, Marko Jaric, Josh Childress, Kenny Thomas, Raymond Felton, Michael Olowokandi Kingofthe909: Kobe Bryant, Steve Francis, Rasheed Wallace, Carlos Boozer, Donyell Marshall, Morris Peterson, Kelvin Cato, Mike James, Smush Parker Sandman9000: Dwayne Wade, Manu Ginobili, Corey Magette, Chris Paul, Wally Szczerbiak, Drew Gooden, Luol Deng, Darko Milicic, Danny Fortson bob barron: Vince Carter, Larry Hughes, Antawn Jamison, Richard Hamilton, Raef LaFrentz, Mike Miller, Chucky Atkins, Marc Jackson, Dan Dickau TheOriginalOrangeGoblin: Allen Iverson, Jason Richardson, Michael Redd, Troy Murphy, Cuttino Mobley, Raja Bell, Charlie Villanueva, James Posey, Donta Smith MrRant: Gilbert Arenas, Carmelo Anthony, Antoine Walker, Vladmir Radmanovic, Lorenzen Wright, Reggie Evans, Brendan Haywood, Nick Collison, Ruben Patterson nogoodnick: Jermaine O'Neal, Jason Kidd, Jamaal Magloire, Stephen Jackson, Caron Butler, J.R. Smith, Theo Ratliff, Gary Payton, Travis Outlaw Deep Thought: Emeka Okafor, Brad Miller, Damon Stoudamire, Tayshaun Prince, Stromile Swift, Voshon Lenard, Joe Smith, Jerry Stackhouse, Nick Van Exel Alfdogg: Ron Artest, Yao Ming, Tony Parker, Chris Webber, Jalen Rose, Brevin Knight, Primoz Brezec, Matt Harpring, Earl Boykins Krankor: Rashard Lewis, Zach Randolph, Richard Jefferson, Samuel Dalembert, Quentin Richardson, T.J. Ford, Rashad McCants, Marvin Williams, Chris Duhon pinjockey: Shaquille O'Neal, Andrei Kirilenko, Kyle Korver, Josh Smith, Rafer Alston, P.J. Brown, Sarunas Jasikevicius, Eddie Griffin, Salim Stoudamire Dangerous A: Elton Brand, Erick Dampier, Shaun Livingston, Shareef Abdur-Rahim, Andre Miller, Jason Williams, Zaza Pachulia, Desmond Mason, Hedo Turkoglu razateca: Paul Pierce, Peja Stojakovic, Joel Przybilla, Bobby Simmons, Jamaal Tinsley, Gerald Wallace, Sam Cassell, Nazr Mohammed, John Salmons MarvinisaLunatic: Dirk Nowitzki, Baron Davis, Tyson Chandler, Kurt Thomas, Luke Ridnour, Jameer Nelson, Kwame Brown, Ike Diogu, David Wesley AgentBond34: Tim Duncan, Kenyon Martin, Ben Gordon, Ricky Davis, Al Harrington, Deron Williams, Mike Sweetney, Dan Gadzuric, Gerald Green Cartman: Ben Wallace, Stephon Marbury, Dwight Howard, Jason Terry, Udonis Haslem, Nenad Krstic, DeShawn Stevenson, Martell Webster, Mark Blount Cena's Writer: Steve Nash, Mike Bibby, Shawn Marion, Al Jefferson, Eddy Curry, Bonzi Wells, Mike Dunleavy, Antonio Daniels, Hakim Warrick Will Scarlet: Tracy McGrady, Pau Gasol, Chris Bosh, Jamal Crawford, Andrew Bogut, Eddie Jones, Damon Jones, Nene, Arvydas Macijauskas Cuban Linx: Kevin Garnett, Ray Allen, Kirk Hinrich, Grant Hill, Josh Howard, Darius Miles, Chris Kaman, Marquis Daniels, James Jones

*Josh Matthews is backstage with Alfdogg, who gets an ENORMOUS pop from the Calgary crowd. The two just happen to be standing right outside the door of HeldDOWN GM Calvin Szechstein.* JOSH Alf, later on tonight, you'll be teaming with the man you defeated right here on HeldDOWN last week, Brock Ausstin, to face the CSI duo of Chris Stevens and Jay Richards. What are your thoughts? ALF Well frankly, Josh, I think it's unfair. I mean, I can't STAND Brock Ausstin. Not only that, I'm sure his leg is still hurting from our match last week. And I have to carry him through this tag team match against the CSI? Hell, Calvin may as well just give one of those two the belt if they can pin me tonight! *At that point, Calvin walks out of his office.* CALVIN You know Alf, I couldn't help but hear the conversation between you two just now, and I think that's a great idea! A lot of people would tune in to see a singles title up for grabs in a tag team match. So tonight, if you get pinned by either Chris Stevens or Jay Richards, not only will you lose the match, but the Heartland title as well. Good luck! *Calvin walks off. The crowd gives a mixed reaction, with the boos slightly outweighing the cheers. Alf looks at Josh, then looks back towards Calvin and grins slyly before leaving the scene.* COACH What the hell is Alf thinking? Does he realize that he just put himself in a tag match with his title on the line? Not only that, he actually seemed HAPPY about the announcement made by Mr. Szechstein!

3. Cena's Writer 4. Cartman 5. AgentBond34

Kwame pussed out on his Arenas comments, it seems. Link~

'07's going to be a pretty awesome FA class, at least compared to the two years preceding it. In addition to LeBron/Wade/Carmelo/Bosh, there are quite a few big names that have player options, as well. This, of course, is assuming they don't all sign extensions like Yao did and supposedly Amare is ready to.

I wonder if the Pacers could make a splash that year. Croshere and Bender both come off, which has got to be close to $20 million just between those two.

According to InsideHoops, the Knicks' contract year players are Thomas (who was traded), Hardaway, and Ariza.

Houston has another year left yet after this one, I think.

Next: Cuban Linx (x2) Will Scarlet Cena's Writer

Thomas' contract comes off the books after this year, too.

15. MarvinisaLunatic 16. AgentBond34 17. Cartman

I have to work this Thursday, but if PK can't have the show up by around midnight (Eastern), I can still post it.

Who were some of the 46 players who were picked ahead of Yao Ming? Jesus.

If Ric Flair was as good in real life as he is on this fucking game, I'd have no beef with him as I-C champ.

Something I don't get. A lot of people like to say how sick they are of seeing or hearing about Yanks/Sox, yet many of those same people seem repulsed at the idea of a WS that doesn't involve one of those two teams. My vote: Move one of the teams to the National league, that way we can have the same WS EVERY FUCKIN' YEAR, and no one can complain about any of the other 28 teams possibly getting a chance to win anything. That would at least solve my confusion.

A lot of mileage must be putting it mildly. My NES still works and I've had it since I was 7.

The Alfdogg Asylum buys selects Chris Webber

That's not the whole match, obviously, but I'm sure as hell not doing the rest tonight. Basically, I just wrote this little bit so you guys could see who was in the match. I have Popick in this match, but he has no specs, which could pose a problem.

*Getting Away With Murder is playing as Zack Malibu, getting an enormous ovation in his hometown, joins nine other men in the ring (making ten, because, see, it's a ten-man tag).* TONY SCHIAVONE We're off the air, but the action is still going strong here in Providence, Rhode Island! Thanks for buying the DVD, folks, and welcome for this OAOAST Home Video exclusive! Tony Schiavone here, sitting alongside, as always, Jesse "the Body" Ventura! JESSE VENTURA Let's take a look at teams here, Schiavone, there you see Zack Malibu getting in the ring! It'll be he and Leon Rodez, the World tag team champions, the Heartland champion, Alfdogg, and two guys who may not currently possess gold, but they're champions in my book, Dan Black and Tony Brannigan, Black T! Over on the other side, it's the 24/7 champ, Tha Puerto Rican, Stephen Joseph Popick, Some Guy, and the duo of Thunderkid and Reject! TONY SCHIAVONE This one could be the greatest ten-man tag in the history of our sport! *DING DING DING* JESSE And it looks like it'll be the hometown boy, Zack, starting things off here against Reject! TONY Boy, what a cage match between those two teams Sunday, huh? JESSE Absolutely! Tremendous effort by the challengers...could have gone either way, but the champs were just the better team! They tie up, and Zack grabs a side headlock. Reject grabs the hair and pulls him back to the ropes, and breaks at the four-count. Reject and Zack circle the ring again, and go for another tie-up...but this time Zack ducks under, and scoops a leg out from under Reject! Reject charges at Zack, but experiences the same result! Reject slaps the mat in frustration, then gets up and thumbs Zack in the eye. Reject whips Zack into the ropes, but Zack ducks a spin-kick and hits a flying forearm! Quick cover... 1.. 2.... But Reject kicks out. Zack sends a STIFF elbow into the jaw, sending Reject staggering into the ropes. Zack grabs him and whips him, catching him with a big dropkick! Zack then drops a knee and goes to another quick cover... 1.. 2.... Another quick kickout by Reject, who bails. JESSE Zack controlling the match with speed and crisp elbow and knee shots thus far, Reject really needs to tag here, he's got four partners, he can't try to do everything in there. TONY Well, it looks like he's going to give it one more shot here. Reject rolls back in and does a jump spin kick in the air in front of Zack, a warning shot of sorts. Zack shakes it off and circles the ring, then ties up with Reject again. Reject grabs a side headlock, then is sent into the ropes by Zack but takes him down with a shoulderblock. Reject runs to the ropes again, hops over Zack, who then gets up and leapfrogs Reject, who stops and delivers a spinkick. Zack, however, BRIDGES to avoid the spinkick, then sweeps Reject again, holding onto a leg as he gets up, then letting go and coming across with an elbowdrop and another quick cover... 1.. 2.... Reject with another kickout, then Zack goes to the ropes. TONY Nice matwork being shown here by Zack... JESSE ...oooh, but he got caught there! Thunderkid plants a knee into the lower back of Zack as he comes off the ropes, sending him to the mat in pain! Zack's partner, Leon Rodez, can be seen holding his head in his hands on the apron. Reject then tags TK, who slingshots over the ropes...right onto the raised knees of Zack! TONY Heeeeee took a risk and paid for it! JESSE Not smart on the part of Thunderkid there, he had Zack down on the mat, you don't need to try any fancy stuff! Zack gets up and wrenches the arm of TK, then pulls him over into the corner, where he tags in Dan Black! Black climbs in and grabs the arm from Zack, yanking away at it five or six times, then tags in Alf! JESSE Quick tags here by Black and his team, very, very smart! TONY And listen to the crowd react to each and every one of them! Alf puts a foot to the back of TK's leg, taking him to his knees, then paintbrushing him on the back of the head! JESSE And Alf just rubbing it in now, I love it! Listen to this crowd! Alf delivers kicks to the underarm while still holding the arm, then makes a tag to Leon, who comes off the top with a double axhandle to the shoulder! TK falls to all fours, and Alf delivers one last slap to the head, which incites laughter from the crowd before the referee forces him out. TONY Alf better watch the referee's count here, Jess. JESSE Hey, he's just havin' a little fun in there, Tony! TONY Well Alf may be having fun, but Leon is all business here, just like he was Sunday at Dirty Deeds against these guys. JESSE That's right, and now the other half of that matchup in there, it's Leon against Thunderkid. TONY These guys also had a singles match just one week ago, with TK scoring the win in highly controversial fashion. Leon continues wrenching on the arm of TK. JESSE Look at the physique on TK, he may not be the biggest guy in the world, but he's certainly put together. TONY Well, that physique being put to work right now by Leon Rodez and his team. Leon releases the wrench, then sends TK to the ropes and hits a big leg lariat! Leon follows up with a dropkick! JESSE BEAUTIFUL dropkick by Leon Rodez! Leon then starts bouncing... TONY Could be time for Mama Said Knock You Out Early here! TK turns around, and Leon starts jabbing as the crowd counts along! ONE!! TWO!!!! THREE!!!!! FOUR!!!!!!!! FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!! Leon then turns to the crowd, blowing them a kiss, then shoots the bird at SG drawing a pop from the crowd, before turning back to TK and hitting a backbrain kick! Leon covers... 1... 2...... But TK kicks out! Leon backs up and waits for TK to get to his feet, but SG grabs Leon's hair and pulls him to the mat! Leon quickly gets up and delivers a dropkick to SG, sending him into the rail outside! However, this distracts Leon long enough for him to get caught turning around with an overhead belly-to-belly from TK! JESSE Ohhhh! Distraction from the outside from Some Guy may have caused the tide to turn here.

I studied Eddy/Brock a little bit and used it as the basic outline for my match...in fact, it's nearly spot-for-spot for the first five minutes or so...then kind of just went into my own thing late in the match. And dammit, if Shawn Michaels can magically heal like that late in the match, so can I. I'll do some feedback eventually, right now I'm writing the bonus match which was mentioned early in this show.