alfdogg

Both of these matches will be announced this week.

I put the Deadbeat Dave match in, and scrapped the Sandman one. Check the match out if possible, as it's the start of what should become a big angle.

Reject vs Colombian Heat

Sandman9000 and Deadbeat Dave will be in action, and possibly a PATD/Burrough Boys segment. Dave rolls with them now, as well.

Denzel/TK is now in. I'll have feedback later tonight, hopefully.

[i]The Wall[/i] by Kansas hits, and the Deadly Alliance make their way to the ring. Reject, accompanied by Melissa Nerdly, followed by Mr. Dick and Malaysia Nerdly, followed by Sandman9000, Thunderkid, and Arturas bringing up the rear. Everyone is dressed in black. COLE And here comes a jovial bunch, the Deadly Alliance! COACH And look, wearing all black! Obviously here to mourn the death of Alfdogg's career! The camera cuts to the ring, where there sits a coffin, with an arrangement of flowers standing behind it, and a picture of Alfdogg sitting center. COLE Oh, that's uncalled for! The DA enters the ring, and TK picks up the picture of Alf, wiping a mock-tear away from his eye, then sets it back down. Reject grabs a mic. REJECT Folks...we are gathered here today...to witness the death of a true legend. That's right...last week at the Chi-Town Spectacular, Alfdogg wrestled his very last match. But it's OK...while one legend has come to an end, a new one was born this past week...me. *crowd boos* REJECT As a matter of fact, that's TWO former World champions I've put an end to in the past three months. If you remember, at School's Out, we finished off Tha Puerto Rican in the Money in the Bank match. *crowd boos* REJECT And last week...well, double your pleasure, double your fun, as the run of Alfdogg was ended at the hands of me. *crowd boos* REJECT However...not everything came up roses for the Deadly Alliance last night. We had everything under control in that Battlebowl match...but somebody messed things up. Somebody didn't have their head in the game, you could say, and it caused things to fall apart. Hell, you could even say that somebody made a "Dick" move. COACH Hey, wait a minute... Mr. Dick looks at Reject with a confused look. Reject then turns to Mr. Dick. REJECT Yeah...I'm talking about you! I don't like where you're coming from lately. MR. DICK Hey, wait a minute. What happened last week was an accident. REJECT Oh, I'm sure it was. What about you partying with Moneymaker and the Enterprise, after he won the title? MR. DICK Well, he's been good to me in the past... REJECT In the past, Jock. You see... MR. DICK Hey. That's Mr. Dick to you. The crowd starts to buzz now. REJECT You listen to me. I'm the leader of this group, I'll call you what I will. The Deadly Alliance is all about the gold...the big gold. And anyone who has it...they're an enemy to us. Denzel Spencer is another example. I'm tired of that punk showing us up! That's why tonight, Thunderkid's gonna go out there and teach him a lesson by taking his title! MR. DICK How does he get a title shot? Spencer already pinned him once! THUNDERKID Yeah, well, this is twice he's eliminated you from a battle royal! REJECT He's got you there. Y'know, "fool me once" and all that. [i]Master Blaster (Jammin')[/i] hits, and Denzel Spencer appears on the stage, to a big reaction. DENZEL So, you're all gonna teach me a lesson, mon? Well, you know wot, I thought I proved this wasn't no fluke! So, it looks like tonight, Thunderkid mon, you need a little refresher course! *crowd cheers* DENZEL And the instructor is me, Denzel Spencer! Get ready tonight, it's you who's gonna be taught a lesson, mon! [i]Master Blaster (Jammin')[/i] plays Denzel back off, as TK is fuming in the ring. COLE Well, a big match booked for tonight, United States title, Denzel Spencer defends his title against the Deadly Alliance's Thunderkid! But all does not seem to be well in the Deadly Alliance!

You know, I was actually thinking shortly before this show was to come up, "you know, it would have been neat to have a Jumbo/Love Docs team challenge for the six-man titles here, since they're all from Chicago". And here, KC took it even one step further, throwing Peoria's Tim Cash in for the 8-man titles. Really nice opener. Nice segment with Strutter/Pantera/Biff. Except you'll notice that KC still refers to them as Team Canada here, instead of their new name, The Can-Am Assassins, and that's my fault for just posting that in the specs and assuming everyone would see it, instead of actually telling KC. Good women's tag match, with some miscommunication at the end. Curious to see what comes of that. And a funny bit afterwards with the queen. Hot eight-man tag action, with the Moneygang picking up a big win headed into AngleSlam. Two big tag matches coming up there, should be a lot of fun. As Tony said not too long ago, you can tell it's summertime because everyone's game is picking up. Confident words from Bo, and Leon coming to Morgan's aid? It just seems like a fit. I really liked how it was touched on why Teddy would want to brutalize her so much if they were to be married after he won the match. Great story and great match. MOTN: World title LOTN: "My loyal knights will be collecting all videotape and burning it, if it just isn’t right for a kingdom. We can’t have any grumpy Gusses ruining our fun, now can we? No we can’t! We’re Snow White and the six dwarves because there’s no Grumpy allowed. No, sir, there just can not be, and I’m afraid all the bad guys winning will make people just a wee touch cranky." - Queen Esther

Alf-Reject is in. Feedback soon.

I have part of Alf-Reject done, I should have it in tomorrow night. It'll be worth the wait, I promise.

*graphic* *DING DING DING* (slow and dramatic) BUFFER [i]LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen...it is now time for the main event of the evening! Tonight, 16 men step into this ring, and one, and only one, will go on to AngleSlam, for a shot at the OAOAST Heavyweight championship of the WORLD! I will now name the 16 finalists who will be competing in this battle royal![/i] Buffer pulls a card out of his pocket. BUFFER [i]Thunderkid! Bohemoth! Logan "Usher" Mann! Detective Tango Bosley! Biff Atlas! Colombian Heat! Mr. Dick! "The Lone Star Gunslinger" Baron Windels! The United States champion, Denzel Spencer! One half of the World tag team champions, Charlie Moss! Colin Maguire Jr.! Former World Heavyweight Champion, Leon Rodez! J-MAX! Christopher Patrick Allen! Vinny Valentine! And, Arturas! Those are your 16 finalists! And now, ladies and gentlemen...it is time for the finals of Battlebowl! ARE YOU READY?[/i] *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]Chicago, Illinois...ARRRRRRRRRRE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???[/i] *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]Then for the thousands in attendance here in Chicago, and the millions and millions watching around the World...there's only one thing left to say. Ladies and gentlemen...LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADYYYYYYYYY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUMMMMMMMB LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!![/i] Generic music plays, and after a few seconds, the participants enter, beginning with Thunderkid, followed by Bohemoth, Logan, Bosley, Biff, Heat, Mr. Dick, Baron, Denzel, Moss, CMJ, Leon, J-MAX, CPA, Vinny, and finally Arturas. Once Arturas steps over the top rope, the bell rings. *DING DING DING* COLE And we're underway! The winner goes on to AngleSlam to take on the World champion! Arturas grabs Heat and Vinny from behind, and rams their heads together, as CMJ and Logan double up on Moss. Biff then makes his way over to Arturas and attemps a slam. COLE What is Biff doing? COACH ...yeah, not too smart there, Biff! Arturas pulls him back, and grabs him by the back of the head, delivering headbutts. COLE Biff Atlas, already hurt tonight after the ambush from Strutter and Pantera, and going up against Arturas isn't going to help matters! Arturas picks up the reeling Biff, and whips him across, right into Vinny, sending both men over the top to the floor! COLE And there goes two already! COACH Well, so much for Panic at the Disco's chances! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1st/2nd elimination: Biff Atlas/Vinny Valentine eliminated by: Arturas ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The camera cuts back up to Arturas, now with J-MAX in a press slam, and he tosses him down onto Vinny and Biff! COLE And J-MAX gone! Arturas dominant here in the early going! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3rd elimination: J-MAX eliminated by: Arturas ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Arturas boots down Baron, then delivers a headbutt to CMJ. Meanwhile, Leon and Bo are doing battle on the outside, where Bo grabs a headlock, but gets shoved off into the ringpost! COLE Leon and Bo going at it on the floor, and Bo just got posted out there! Baron delivers big right hands to TK in a corner, while Moss slugs away on CMJ. Bosley sneaks up from behind, and hooks Moss, allowing CMJ to lay in European uppercuts. COACH And now the Enterprise teaming up on Charlie Moss, they're sticking together! CMJ continues to fire off, but on the last one, Moss ducks, and Bosley takes the shot! COACH Uh-oh! COLE And some miscommunication right there! CMJ checks on Bosley, allowing Moss to regroup and hit a superkick, which sends CMJ right into Bosley and both men over the top to the floor! COACH Oh no! COLE Two members of the Enterprise eliminated! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 4th/5th eliminations: Colin Maguire Jr./Tango Bosley eliminated by: Charlie Moss ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ However, Moss makes the mistake of celebrating, and is bumped to the floor by CPA! COLE But there's CPA avenging his stablemates! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 6th elimination: Charlie Moss eliminated by: CPA ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CMJ and Bosley begin to double team Moss on the floor, which prompts Quentin Benjamin to hit the ring area to even the odds! COLE And we've got a tag team battle out here on the floor! The four men battle as officials pour out of the back to separate them. Eventually they force Bosley and CMJ to the back, as Moss and Benjamin watch and follow. However, another commotion erupts at ringside, and the camera cuts to find Felix Strutter and Ken Pantera battling it out with the champs! COACH Look at this! COLE The Can-Am Assassins are here! More officials come from the back, including some higher-ranking ones, to separate everyone once again. Pantera slugs over some officials at Benjamin, while Moss and Strutter are grappled together as they're pulled apart. COACH I'll tell you what...whoever wins that match at AngleSlam is going to have to answer to Strutter and Pantera sooner than later! COLE Well, in the confusion, folks, Baron Windels was eliminated, we'll see if we can get a replay here... The replay shows Leon ducking a clothesline attempt and dumping Baron to the outside. COLE And there it is, Leon Rodez ducking that big clothesline, and the Lone Star Gunslinger went right over the top to the floor! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 7th elimination: Baron Windels eliminated by: Leon Rodez remaining: Thunderkid, Bohemoth, Logan Mann, Colombian Heat, Mr. Dick, Denzel Spencer, Leon Rodez, CPA, Arturas ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TK and Spencer slug it out, while MD works over Heat, Bo and CPA slug it out, and Leon chokes away on Logan in a corner. Bo and CPA eventually make their way over to where Leon and Logan are, while MD joins TK in hammering away on Spencer. TK sets up an Irish whip, while MD waits on the ropes. MD ducks down, not noticing Spencer reverse the Irish whip, and backdrops TK to the floor! COLE Look at that! TK eliminated by Mr. Dick! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 8th elimination: Thunderkid eliminated by: Mr. Dick remaining: Bohemoth, Logan Mann, Colombian Heat, Mr. Dick, Denzel Spencer, Leon Rodez, CPA, Arturas ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MD tries to explain himself to the irate TK, but turns around into a PELE KICK~! from Heat! Meanwhile, Denzel tosses Logan to the floor, and Bo clotheslines CPA on the other side! COACH No! COLE Logan gone! CPA gone! The Enterprise is finished here in Battlebowl! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 9th elimination: Logan Mann eliminated by: Denzel Spencer 10th elimination: CPA eliminated by: Bohemoth remaining: Bohemoth, Colombian Heat, Mr. Dick, Denzel Spencer, Leon Rodez, Arturas ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bo backs up, right into Arturas, and both men turn around and face off. COACH Look at this, Cole! The crowd starts to get to its feet as Bo starts to hop back and forth. However, before the two can come to blows, Leon nails Bo from behind, and starts hammering him on the back. Mr. Dick hammers away on Denzel, and goes for the elimination, but Denzel hammers his way free. Meanwhile, Leon whips Bo into the ropes, and attempts a clothesline...but Bo ducks, then stops, and hits Leon with a BIG lariat as he turns around! COLE Big clothesline from Bo! Bo then picks Leon up for a powerbomb by the ropes...but as he stops to play to the crowd, he's hit with the hooked arm of Arturas, which knocks him backwards over the top to the floor! COLE Oh my! COACH Arturas eliminates Bohemoth! I love it! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 11th elimination: Bohemoth eliminated by: Arturas remaining: Colombian Heat, Mr. Dick, Denzel Spencer, Leon Rodez, Arturas ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH Who's going to be able to get him out now, Cole? Coach gets his answer, as Heat and Denzel hit the big man with a double dropkick from behind, leaving him bent halfway over the top rope, then shove him out, with a little assistance from Leon, to the floor! COACH NO! COLE Sometimes it takes more than one! Leon then quickly dumps Heat to the floor! COLE And Colombian Heat out as well, at the hands of Leon! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 12th elimination: Arturas eliminated by: Colombian Heat, Denzel Spencer, Leon Rodez 13th elimination: Colombian Heat eliminated by: Leon Rodez remaining: Mr. Dick, Denzel Spencer, Leon Rodez ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Arturas delivers a double axhandle to Bo from behind on the floor, then tosses him into the steel steps! COLE And look at this! A sneak attack by Arturas on Bohemoth! What a cheap shot! Arturas then raises his hands in the air, and lets out a big yell, drawing boos, before walking back to the dressing room. Leon leans over the ropes and laughs at Bo's misfortune, as Mr. Dick hammers on Denzel. Leon then holds Denzel for MD, who backs into the ropes, and fires a right hand...hitting Leon after Denzel slips from his grip! COLE A little teamwork attempt there, and it backfires! Leon gets to his feet, spins Mr. Dick around, and kicks him in the gut, then starts slugging away on him. Mr. Dick starts slugging back, and a slugfest ensues, as Denzel climbs to the top rope, and floors both with a flying bodypress! COLE Big move from Denzel! Denzel picks up Leon, and delivers a belly-to-belly gutwrench suplex! He then picks up Mr. Dick and whips him into a corner, and charges...but MD gets his foot up! COLE Well, Denzel was on a roll, but Mr. Dick put a stop to that! MD arrogantly picks up Denzel and pitches him over the top, then celebrates, not knowing that Denzel has held on and skinned the cat back inside! He finds out the hard way, though, as Denzel grabs him from behind and tosses him to the floor! COACH NO! COLE Denzel got him again! We're down to two! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 14th elimination: Mr. Dick eliminated by: Denzel Spencer remaining: Denzel Spencer, Leon Rodez ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Denzel is pumped, as is the crowd, as he backs Leon into a corner, and fires off some kicks, then whips him across, and hits him with a handspring elbow! He then turns right back around, and floors him with a spinkick! COACH This can't be happening... COLE Leon Rodez is in major trouble! Will it be Denzel Spencer challenging for the World title at AngleSlam? COACH Oh, [i]stop it.[/i] Denzel sets up Leon, and attempts an Irish whip. Leon reverses, and tries a clothesline, ducked by Denzel. Leon leapfrogs him, then catches him with an overhead suplex! COLE But Leon comes back with a suplex! Both men lay on the mat for a few seconds, before Leon comes to his feet. He stomps away on Denzel, then picks him up and lays him across the middle rope, standing on his back to choke him, then releases. He then picks Denzel up, and executes a neckbreaker, before heading to the top rope. COLE And Leon going upstairs! Denzel gets to his feet, and jumps into the ropes, causing Leon to slip and rack himself! Denzel then climbs the ropes, and takes him off with a hurricanrana! COLE Hurricanrana from the top rope! This could be the break that Denzel needs! Denzel slowly gets to his feet, then waits on Leon, and delivers a foot to the gut, before backing into the ropes and hitting Leon with a SCISSOR KICK~! Leon staggers to the ropes, and Denzel runs into the ropes, then comes back and clotheslines Leon over the top! COLE Did he get him? Denzel starts to celebrate, but Leon just barely hangs on and pulls himself under the ropes. COACH No, Leon's still in! Leon runs from behind, and hits a dropkick to the back of Denzel's knee! COLE And Leon going to the knee of Denzel! Denzel slowly pulls himself to one knee, at which point Leon hits him with the ONE HIT KILL~!!!!!11111 COACH Good night, Mr. Spencer! Leon scrapes Denzel up off the mat, and pitches him over the top to the floor! COLE And that's it! Leon Rodez has won Battlebowl! ************************************************************* 15th elimination: Denzel Spencer eliminated by: Leon Rodez WINNER: Leon Rodez ************************************************************* BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen...the winner of Battlebowl, 2009...LEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOODEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!![/i] "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" A relieved Leon falls to a knee, staring out at Denzel who lays flat on the arena floor. COLE A gallant effort by Denzel Spencer. But in four weeks, San Juan will see the rematch from School's Out... Leon Rodez challenging for the World Title, against the woman who captured it from him, Krista Isadora Duncan! COACH And I can bet you, as happy as Leon is to have won the number one contendership, he's doubly happy that Krista's the one awaiting him. Ignoring the referee's attempts to raise his hand in victory, Leon hovers over the ropes, looking down at Denzel. Breathing heavily he backs away and gives a narrow look into the hard camera. Cutting away backstage, watching this is Krista Isadora Duncan, with the Duncan family around here. Slumped wearily in her seat with the World Title draped over her shoulder, she stares at the screen, watching Leon standing tall in the ring with a scowl. COLE Tonight has brought redemption for our new World Champion. Will AngleSlam bring the same redemption for this man, we'll see you next week on HeldDOWN as we embalk on the road to San Juan! [b]FADE OUT[/b]

The complete list of battle royal participants is now listed above. I'm going to start on it tommorrow, so as usual if there's any plot points you need me to work in, let me know via PM.

Make this the last Battlebowl match. We come back from commercial straight to the tumbler, where Josh is opening a plastic container. JOSH First participant will be..."SWEET" LUCIUS SOUL! Lucius makes his way out of the dressing room and heads out. JOSH His partner... Josh opens another container, and opens the paper. JOSH One of the Last Kings of Scotland, SCOTTISH SCOTT! COACH Two of the Queen's Men paired together! JOSH And now their opponents! COLE And this will be our last Battlebowl match, just for the record! JOSH From Panic at the Disco, VINNY VALENTINE! COLE And Vinny's partner, Biff Atlas, has already qualified! Wouldn't it be something if both members of Panic at the Disco made it to the finals? JOSH His partner will be the bodyguard for the Deadly Alliance, ARTURAS! COACH Wow! You gotta love those chances now, Cole! COLE We've already seen Thunderkid and Mr. Dick both qualify, Arturas would make three from the Deadly Alliance! COACH It should be four, but Reject didn't get there, thanks to Alfdogg! Cut to the ring, where Lucius is hammering away on Vinny, while Reject gives instructions to Arturas from the aisle. Vinny is bounced from the ring, as Arturas joins the frey. He climbs in, and Scott and Lucius attempt a double clothesline...but when they hit him, they go right past him and stop, their hands never even separating! COLE Look at that! COACH It's like trying to clothesline a redwood! Arturas looks at the two men trying to bring him down for a couple seconds, then wraps an arm around each, bringing them to the front, and ramming their heads together! He then takes down Lucius with a MAFIA KICK~! COLE Arturas dominating in there, big kick! He then whips Scott into the ropes, and catches him with a BIG powerslam! He then holds his arm out in a hook shake, waiting for Lucius to get to his feet. COACH Russian sickle time! COLE It looks like Arturas is going to do it all by himself in there! Lucius gets to his feet, and Arturas levels him with a RUSSIAN SICKLE~! Lucius does a backwards somersault on the mat. Arturas then levels Scott with a RUSSIAN SICKLE~! as well, turning him for a backflip with a half turn! COLE Look at those clotheslines, those Russian sickles! Arturas drops to one knee, and covers Scott with one hand... 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COACH He did it! Vinny's going to Battlebowl! COLE Oh please, it was Arturas who did all the work! BUFFER [i]The winners of the match...the team of VINNY VALENTINE, and ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] Vinny jumps up and down and celebrates as Arturas gives a blank stare into the crowd, before raising his arms. COACH But how about this Cole...Team Heyross! The Orange County Cobras! The Heavenly Rockers! The Moneygang! None of those teams could make it intact, but Panic at the Disco, Biff and Vinny...they're both going to the finals! COLE Well, anything can happen as a result of Battlebowl! Of course, the tag team champions, as well as the #1 contenders in the Moneygang, both had the misfortune of being drawn as opponents! And of course, V.I.C.E. will be represented by both of its members as well, with CPA qualifying earlier tonight! Suddenly, Cole and Coach are practically ambushed by Tony Tourettes, who puts on a headset and puts his arms around them. TONY WE DID IT! I TOLD BOTH YOU DIRTY FUCKERS! VINNY DIDN'T DO SHIT, IT WAS ALL THAT BIG BALD ASSHOLE, BUT HE MADE IT! WE STOMPED THEIR BIG, FAT VAGINAS! WE'RE GONN... Tony reaches back and grabs a fan's bucket of popcorn, eating a handful and tossing the rest of the bucket up in the air, with it all landing on Tony, Cole and Coach. He then grabs two Cokes from the crowd, raises them up in the air, and smashes them together, causing them to explode on all three men. Tony then lets out a big yell, before being pulled away by Vinny. COLE Well, hopefully we can get someone out here to clean things up during our next break, but first, we've got to talk about the Battlebowl finals, we've got a whole field set now, and here's the rundown! Thunderkid, Bohemoth, Logan Mann, Tango Bosley, Biff Atlas, Colombian Heat, Mr. Dick, Baron Windels, Denzel Spencer, Charlie Moss, Colin Maguire Jr., Leon Rodez, J-MAX, CPA, and the "team" we just saw, Vinny Valentine and Arturas, and I use quotations because that match was all the big man, Vinny did nothing out there! COACH But he got to Battlebowl! COLE That he did. We've had a lot of upsets, notably, Zack Malibu, Alfdogg, Reject all in qualifying matches, but did not advance, but we do have some big names in there, most notably, I believe, Leon Rodez and Bohemoth, set to meet in a stretcher match, will also both be competing in this battle royal! The Enterprise will send four members, Logan Mann, CMJ, as well as both members of V.I.C.E., CPA and Bosley! The Deadly Alliance will be represented by three men, Thunderkid, Mr. Dick, and of course Arturas who we just saw! Coach, do you have a prediction? COACH Well...we haven't seen the big man against the best competition as of yet, I want to see what he does in there with some of those bigger names! COLE Could you imagine Arturas coming face-to-face with Bohemoth? COACH Wow! COLE It's coming a week from tonight, the finals of Battlebowl at the Chi-Town Spectacular!

Terrific promo between Krista and Moneymaker to open things up. A lot on the line in that World title rematch. Hot 8-man tag coming up, as well. This is shaking up to be a hell of a Spectacular. Another hot promo segment, this time Zack and AS. I can't wait to see what all this interaction between these two leads up to. A new look for CMJ. Spencer's "compliment" at the end and CMJ's reaction was funny. Nice little match between Moneymaker and Baron. Good 8-man "title defense" for CI. Good stuff from the Battlebowl match, nice action between Rico and Leon before the Moneygang joined in, and a nice finish. And another big match announced for Chicago, a stretcher match. Should be a good one. MOTN: Leon/CMJ vs Rico/Spencer LOTN:

The battle royal would go on last. Retirement match, No Holds Barred, no time limit, no interference Alfdogg vs Reject

And my Battlebowl match.

Cut to Sofa Central. COLE Folks, we have another match for the Chi-Town Spectacular to announce to you, an absolute blockbuster from the office of the OAOAST President Josie Baker. Coach is shaking his head in disbelief as Cole reads from his notes. COLE The match will be between Alfdogg and the leader of the Deadly Alliance, Reject! And here's the big whammy in this thing: The loser of this match, will be forced to retire! COACH Well Cole, no matter what the result here, the OAOAST will suffer a big loss in just two weeks! Alf, of course, we all know of his accomplishments, he's held many titles, won a lot of big matches, and Reject, you got a main event-caliber guy in the prime of his career! COLE Given the magnitude of this match, there are some big conditions, as well! A decision can only be made by pinfall or submission, there is no time limit, and the big one here: OAOAST President Josie Baker will be viewing this match from a special skybox, and if anyone interferes in this match, Josie Baker has announced that she will fire them right on the spot! COACH So no matter what, we will have a decisive winner between Alfdogg and Reject! Some big decisions by the President! COLE Absolutely, a match that will no doubt send shockwaves throughout the OAOAST in just two weeks, the career of either Alfdogg or Reject will come to an end!

Battlebowl match (already done!), plus a blockbuster match announcement for the Chi-Town Spectacular.

COLE Right now, it's time for another Battlebowl match, so let's go to Josh and Maggie at the tumbler! Cut to the tumbler, where Maggie spins as Josh speaks. JOSH Thank you Michael, and we're ready for Maggie to draw our first name! Maggie pulls the egg out, and Josh opens it up and reads the name. JOSH One-half of the tag team champions, QUENTIN BENJAMIN! Benjamin hops up and gives high-fives to Charlie Moss and others as he leaves the locker room. JOSH Let's see who his partner is... Josh opens the paper. JOSH From the Heavenly Rockers, SYNTH ABDUL-JABBAR! Synth stands up and puts his hands on his hips in disbelief, getting a pat on the back from Logan as he makes his way to the ring. COACH Wow! COLE Two tremendous tag team wrestlers, but can they get along? JOSH And their opponents will be, first...the United States champion, DENZEL SPENCER! COLE What a hot streak this man is on, can he continue it by advancing to Battlebowl? JOSH Uh-oh...Denzel's partner...the other half of the tag champs, CHARLIE MOSS! COACH What? COLE I can't believe that! Moss slowly heads to the ring, scratching his head. Cut to a wide shot, where Synth is just coming through the curtains, as Benjamin is entering the ring. Benjamin sees Synth, then points at him and confers with the referee. Denzel comes through the curtains next, getting a big pop, and as he gets to the midway point of the aisle, Charlie Moss comes through, prompting another discussion between Benjamin and the referee. COLE And Quentin Benjamin not pleased with this turn of events, needless to say, but that's the luck of the draw! Moss steps through the ropes and shakes hands with Denzel, then with Benjamin as well after some words of encouragement. COLE And in all due respect to Synth, I think Charlie Moss got the better draw for a partner here... COACH Why is that? COLE Because there's a lot of bad feelings between the Heavenly Rockers and Team Heyross over those tag team titles! Denzel is a guy that Charlie Moss can trust out there, and also his style is very similar to that of Quentin Benjamin, Moss's regular partner! COACH Well, I think if Quentin keeps an open mind out there, Synth will be a great help to him! COLE You may be right, only time will tell! *DING DING DING* COLE And it looks like the tag champs will start the match from the apron! Denzel and Synth get face-to-face in mid-ring, with Synth talking a lot of trash, then shoving Denzel. Denzel shoves back, then the two tie up. Denzel grabs a side headlock, but Synth backs him into the ropes, and shoves him across. Synth drops down, but when he gets back up, Denzel takes him down with a shouldercheck! Synth scoots into a corner, favoring his shoulder. COLE Big shoulder from Denzel right there, and Synth backing off! Synth tells a group of fans to shut up, which gets the crowd on his case, before he ties up with Denzel again. This time, Denzel takes him down with an armdrag! Synth slowly gets to his feet and complains to the referee about tight-pulling, which again annoys the crowd. COLE Synth complaining that Denzel pulled his tights, but that was not evident to anyone else in this arena! COACH I saw it, Synth! I got your back! The two tie up again, and Synth goes behind and grabs a hammerlock. Denzel reverses, then drops down and schoolboys Synth... 1... 2... Kickout! Tie-up again, and this time Denzel goes behind, but gets caught with an elbow to the face! Synth runs to the ropes, and takes him down with a shouldercheck, then runs to the ropes again. Denzel flips over, then leapfrogs him, and catches him with a spinning wheel kick! COLE Great kick by Denzel Spencer! Synth backs into a corner, begging off as the referee holds Denzel back. COLE And at this point, it may be a good move for Synth to tag in Quentin Benjamin, but he's not looking that way! Synth gets to his feet, and circles the ring once again. Moss swipes at him from the apron when he comes around to his corner, and he backs off, then challenges him to come into the ring. Denzel asks the crowd, which roars its approval, then tags in Charlie Moss. COLE And our first tag of the match! Moss and Synth tie up, and Synth grabs a side headlock. Moss backs him into the ropes, and shoves him across. He drops down, then leapfrogs him, then drops down again, then catches him with a hiptoss! He follows with a dropkick, then clotheslines him over the top to the floor! COLE And Synth out to the floor! COACH You know, I have to agree at this point, Cole, Synth really should make a tag here! COLE Well, if he makes a tag now, that would set up the matchup I think everyone's wanting to see out of this, and that's the tag team champions facing off against one another! Synth re-enters the ring slowly, then charges after Moss, who catches him with a drop toe hold! He then grabs an armbar, and brings him to his feet, making a tag to Denzel, who climbs to the top rope, and comes off with a chop to the shoulder! COLE But some nice teamwork on this side! Denzel grabs an arm-wringer, wrenching on the arm, but Synth drives in a knee to the gut, then hammers him on the back, and takes him down with a kneelift! He then tosses him into the corner, and tags in Benjamin. COLE And finally, a tag made, and Quentin Benjamin in there! Benjamin kicks Denzel in the midsection, then whips him into the ropes, and floors him with a flying back elbow! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Benjamin grabs an armbar, but Denzel manages to take him down to the mat, and grabs one of his own! COLE Nice counter there by Denzel! Benjamin works his way to his feet, and reverses to a drop toe hold, then grabs the armbar again. He tags Synth back in, and Synth wrings the arm, but Denzel reverses and wrings Synth's arm, then takes him down to the mat and drops a leg on it. He then bars the arm, but Synth backs him into a corner, and delivers a shot to the face, then some shoulder thrusts. Denzel gets out of the corner, but Synth maintain the advantage, kicking him in the gut. He whips him across, then drops down, and gets up, only to collide with Denzel mid-ring! COLE And I think they hit heads! Both men out in the center of the ring! The referee counts... 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! Denzel crawls over and tags Moss, at which point Synth suddenly rolls to his corner and tags Benjamin! COACH Here we go, Cole! COLE Tags made on both side, the tag team champions are the legal men! The crowd gets to their feet as Team Heyross steps into the ring, smiles on their faces. They meet in the center and shake hands, then circle the ring. They tie up, and Moss goes behind, grabbing a rear waistlock. Benjamin reverses to one of his own, then Moss counters with a drop toe hold, before moving to a side headlock. Benjamin works his way to his feet, and lifts Moss for a back suplex, but Moss hangs on and takes Benjamin back down to the mat. COLE Some nice wrestling here, which you would expect from Team Heyross! Benjamin grabs Moss in a headscissors, and Moss flips over on top of him. 1... 2... Benjamin bridges up, then turns Moss into a backslide! 1... 2... Kickout! Benjamin takes down Moss with a side headlock, and Moss grabs him in a headscissors. Benjamin KIPS UP~! to escape, then he and Moss stop and soak in the cheers of the fans, before tagging out to Synth and Denzel. COLE The fans very appreciative of that action from the World tag team champions! Synth kicks Denzel in the gut, then delivers a swinging neckbreaker! He then backs into the ropes, looking for an elbowdrop, but Denzel rolls out of the way! Denzel catches Synth as he gets to his feet with a SCISSOR KICK~! Cover... 1... 2... Benjamin breaks it up! Moss comes in and taps Benjamin from behind, and gets floored with a spinkick! COACH Whoa! Benjamin turns back around in shock, and checks on Moss, who gets his feet and shoves Benjamin! COLE Uh-oh! COACH I love it, Cole! We've got dissension between the tag champs! Benjamin shoves Moss back, and the two argue as the action continues, with Synth going to the middle rope, and attempting the SKY HOOK ELBOW~!!!!!11111...but Denzel moves out of the way! Denzel then scoops the dazed Synth, and drills him with the CARRIBEAN COMPACTOR~!!!!!11111 Cover... 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COLE And that's it! Denzel and Charlie Moss advance! BUFFER [i]The winners of the match...the team of CHARLIE MOSS and DENNNNNNNNNNZEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SSSSSSSSSPENCCCCCCCCCCCERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!![/i] The referee raises the hands of Denzel and Moss, and Benjamin makes up with Moss, then congratulates Spencer as well. COLE Well, a small disagreement between the tag champs, but everything smoothed over now! Benjamin raises the hands of Moss and Spencer, when suddenly, Denzel is knocked through the ropes! COLE What was that? The camera cuts back to the ring, where Benjamin is slugging away on Felix Strutter! COLE That's Felix Strutter in there, just knocked Denzel to the floor! Ken Pantera joins the fray, flooring Charlie Moss with a clothesline! COLE And there's Ken Pantera! What is going on here? COACH If it's what I think it is, I like it! Pantera hammers Benjamin from behind, then holds him for Strutter, who delivers right hands. COLE Strutter and Pantera, the former Team Canada, have ambushed Team Heyross and Denzel Spencer! Pantera backs Benjamin into a corner, then shoots him out hard, right into Strutter, who catches him with a running sleeperhold drop on the way by! COACH WHOA~! Benjamin rolls over to his stomach, as Pantera knocks Denzel off the apron, then picks up Moss on his shoulders, standing in the corner with his back to the buckles, as Strutter climbs to the top, and hooks him, driving him all the way to the mat with a DDT~! COLE And Strutter with a DDT on Moss, who was sitting on Pantera's shoulders! Strutter and Pantera gloat, showered with boos, as [i]Tom Sawyer[/i] plays over the speakers. COACH It looks like we've just seen a reunion here, Cole! COLE The team formerly known as Team Canada, "After Hours" Felix Strutter and Ken Pantera, have apparently joined forces once again, and have sent a message to the World tag team champions!

My Battlebowl match is in, along with a very brief backstage segment. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW, PATTY. Feedback tomorrow.

[i]I'm Shipping Up to Boston[/i] hits, and Colin Maguire Jr. makes his way out. COLE Big opportunity for CMJ, a shot at the United States title! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the OAOAST United States championship! Making his way to the ring, the challenger...hailing from Boston, Massachusetts, and weighing in at 208 pounds...representing the Enterprise...COLINNNNNNNNN MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGUIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNOIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRR!!!!![/i] COACH The Enterprise is on a roll, Cole! Mr. Moneymaker the new champion of the World, and tonight Colin's going to add another belt to the fold! Colin slides into the ring, climbing onto the ropes and having some words with some of the booing fans. [i]Master Blaster (Jammin')[/i] hits, and the crowd pops big as Denzel Spencer walks through the curtains. COLE Well, I think this man may have something to say about that! BUFFER [i]His opponent...from Montego Bay, Jamaica, weighing in at 227 pounds...he is the OAOAST United States champion...DENZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPENCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!![/i] Denzel stands in the entryway and shakes his moraccas, then turns with his back to the ring, slowly raises the moraccas in the air, and brings them down with force, prompting green and yellow pyro to explode from the stage, ala Kurt Angle. He then turns and walks to the ring. COLE Quite an entrance for Denzel Spencer, this is his first-ever title, and his first televised defense! The arena lights go out, leaving only a green spotlight on the ring, as Denzel enters, then does some more dancing with the moroccas, then crosses his arms, brings them out over his head, and brings them down to the sides of his body, prompting green and yellow pyro to spray from the ringposts. The lights come back on, gear is removed, and the referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Denzel and CMJ circle the ring and tie up. After a brief struggle, Denzel gets a small shove-off. Denzel slaps his arm and the two circle the ring again, and Denzel grabs a side headlock. CMJ shoves him off, then drops down as Denzel hops over him, then leapfrogs him on the way back, then attempts a hiptoss, which Denzel blocks, and executes one of his own! He follows up with a dropkick, sending CMJ bailing out to the floor! COLE Nice counter of the hiptoss, and Denzel sends CMJ reeling! CMJ rolls back in, and goes to the eyes as he moves in for the tieup. He then delivers a foot to the gut, and an Irish uppercut, before shooting him to the ropes. Denzel ducks a clothesline, and swings around for a crucifix! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Denzel almost got a quick one there! Denzel then catches CMJ in a quick armdrag! He holds onto the arm, and bars it. CMJ works his way to his feet, then scoops Denzel up, and slams him to the mat...but Denzel rolls through and holds onto the hold! COLE Colin with the slam, but Denzel able to maintain the armbar! CMJ works his way to his feet again, and backs Denzel into the ropes. The referee forces the two to separate, but CMJ gets in a knee to the midsection! COLE And the cheap shot by Colin on the ropes! CMJ hammers away with some Irish uppercuts, then whips Denzel into the ropes. Denzel ducks a clothesline, and executes a flying bodypress! 1... 2... Kickout! Denzel rolls to the floor with the force of CMJ's kickout, then climbs back onto the apron, and delivers a shoulder to the gut, then comes back in with a sunset flip! 1... 2... Kickout! Denzel delivers some rapid-fire kicks to CMJ, backing him into a corner, but the referee steps in between. When he does, CMJ reaches over and lands a cheap shot! COACH Yeah! Nice move, Colin! COLE Yeah, another cheap shot! COACH It worked! CMJ stomps Denzel to the outside, then backs into the ropes, and hits him with a baseball slide, sending Denzel into the guardrail! COLE Nice move by Colin there, though, Denzel going back-first into the guardrail! CMJ slides to the outside, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! CMJ rolls Denzel back inside, and whips him into a corner. He charges, but Denzel hops over him, then rolls down with a sunset flip! 1... 2... Kickout! CMJ gets up quickly, and floors Denzel with a clothesline! COACH But Colin quickly back on the offense! CMJ picks up Denzel, and rams his head into a buckle. He then traps him in the corner, and executes a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! CMJ then brings Denzel out, and executes a HARVARDPLEX~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! CMJ follows up with a double-underhook suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Colin really piling on the offense now! CMJ tosses Denzel to the outside, then celebrates in the ring, to the boos of the crowd. COACH I can feel another piece of gold coming to the Enterprise! COLE And so can Colin, very proud of himself here! CMJ pulls Denzel back inside and backs him into a corner, and slaps him across the face! COACH :lol: COLE And look at this insult! CMJ then takes Denzel by the hair, and tosses him across the ring! COLE And now right by those dreadlocks across the ring! Denzel gets up in a corner, and CMJ charges...but Denzel moves out of the way! COLE Nobody home, and now a big chance for Denzel to make a comeback! The two engage in a slugfest, won by Denzel, who then backs CMJ into the ropes, and attempts an Irish whip, but CMJ reverses. Denzel ducks a clothesline, and attempts another crucifix...but this time, CMJ drops back, countering into a Samoan drop! COACH Yes! COLE Nice counter by Colin Maguire Jr.! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! CMJ sets Denzel up for the FENWAYPLEX~!, but Denzel manages to counter into a belly-to-belly gutwrench! COLE Denzel counters into a suplex! Both men are out on the mat, and the referee makes a count... 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! Denzel sits up, and pulls himself to the ropes, followed shortly after by Colin. Denzel blocks a right hand, and delivers one of his own. He then fires off kicks, before whipping CMJ into the ropes, backing in himself, and meeting him with a spinning wheel kick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! CMJ raises his arms for a double axhandle, but Denzel delivers a foot to the gut, and executes a SCISSOR KICK~! COLE Scissor kick from Denzel! 1... 2... Kickout! Denzel scoops up CMJ, and slams him to the mat, then climbs to the top rope, waiting for CMJ to get to his feet...and hits him with a MISSILE DROPKICK~! 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! COLE So close right there! Denzel scoops up CMJ, who slips behind the back, and attempts the D-STREET CUTTER~!!!!!11111, but Denzel shoves him off into the ropes, and attempts a hurricanrana, but CMJ blocks with a powerbomb, pressing his legs down for the cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Almost a new champion, as Denzel got caught on that attempted hurricanrana! CMJ picks up Denzel and whips him across, but puts his head down, and Denzel plants him with a DDT! COACH Oh no! COLE What a DDT by Spencer, and CMJ doesn't know where he is! Denzel picks up the glassy-eyed CMJ, and scoops him up, drilling him again with the CARRIBEAN COMPACTOR~!!!!!11111 COLE And again, Denzel with his move! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...and STILL OAOAST United States champion...DENZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPENCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!![/i] COLE An outstanding match we just saw, and in the end, Denzel Spencer with a successful title defense! Denzel raises the belt in the ring, then exits and slaps hands with the fans down the aisle. COACH How many times is this guy going to luck out? COLE Nothing lucky about this match, Coach, this was a hard-fought win for the United States champion! e United States champion![/code]

So it shall be then. OAOAST United States title Denzel Spencer © vs Colin Maguire Jr.

I'll have a Battlebowl match, and a US title defense if time permits. If someone could offer up an opponent for the latter, I'd appreciate it, just keep in mind I can't guarantee that the match will actually take place.

I hope you guys can figure out the location! Battlebowl battle royal, winner gets a shot at the OAOAST World title at AngleSlam Participants: Thunderkid Bohemoth Logan Mann Tango Bosley Biff Atlas Colombian Heat Mr. Dick Baron Windels Denzel Spencer Charlie Moss Colin Maguire Jr. Leon Rodez J-MAX Christopher Patrick Allen Vinny Valentine Arturas

Finished and in the show.

COLE Ladies and gentlemen, we just saw Theodore Moneymaker's parade, and now, we begin the road to determine who his opponent will be at AngleSlam! Battlebowl 2009 kicks off tonight! Cut to a split-screen of two locker rooms, one containing the face side, and one containing the heels. COLE And there you see all the participants, 32 in total, and eight of them are going to be chosen for two tag matches, one of which is about ready to take place right now! COACH Right now? Well, let's get going! COLE Let's go up to Josh Matthews and Maggie Nerdly at the tumbler! Cut to the aforementioned scene, with Maggie spinning the tumbler. JOSH All right, thank you, Michael! Of course, the rules of Battlebowl are simple, the first two names drawn will be tag partners, and the next two names will be their opponents! The winners of the match will go on to compete in a 16-man battle royal at the Chi-Town Spectacular on July 30th, the winner of which will challenge for the OAOAST World title at AngleSlam, August 31st from San Juan, Puerto Rico! And with that out of the way, Maggie, if you would draw that first name, please! Maggie stops the tumbler, and pulls a plastic container out, which Josh opens, and opens up the enclosed sheet of paper. JOSH Wow, how's this for a #1 pick...ALFDOGG!!! The crowd erupts, as Alf pumps his fists and stands up from his seat in the locker room, receiving a pat on the back from Baron Windels as he heads towards the ring. COLE Alf with that forehead bandaged, a result of that brutal WarGames match this past Sunday! JOSH And Alf's partner... Josh opens up the paper. JOSH From the Orange County Cobras, SIMON SINGLETON!!! Another positive reaction from the crowd, as Simon gives Ned a high ten before heading to the ring. COLE This could be a good team, a three-time World heavyweight champion and a four-time World tag team champion! JOSH Now the opponents... Josh grabs an egg and opens it up. JOSH Representing the Deadly Alliance...THUNDERKID!!! COLE Another man from WarGames thrust right into a Battlebowl match! TK consults with Reject and Mr. Dick before departing the locker room. JOSH And TK's partner...will be... Josh opens up the paper. JOSH The Metrosexual Monster, BOHEMOTH!!! COLE WHOA! Bo stands up and lets out a yell, before high-fiving Zack and heading to the ring. The camera cuts to a wide shot, then cuts to the aisle, where Alfdogg is walking down to the ring. Simon comes through the curtain as Alf is halfway down. Alf steps into the ring, then waits for Simon to enter the ring, and the two shake hands, with Alf slapping Simon on the chest in a friendly fashion. Thunderkid then makes his way down the aisle, to boos, taunting the crowd on his way out. The crowd then explodes in cheers, causing TK to turn around and see Bohemoth walk into the entrance. TK stops in his tracks, and points as if to say "[i]that's[/i] my partner?", then walks to the ring with his hands on his hips. Bo eventually climbs into the ring and starts hopping in place, as TK starts talking to him. COLE And you can bet, these two not happy to be partners! TK starts poking Bo as he talks to him, so Bo pokes back, and TK backs off. COACH I think Bo should be thrilled, he's got a two-time World tag team champion in his corner! *DING DING DING* Alf steps out of the ring, leaving Simon to start. After continuing a brief argument, Bo steps out, leaving TK. COLE And it'll be Simon Singleton starting with Thunderkid, the two experienced tag team wrestlers in this match! TK gets up in Simon's face and starts talking trash. COLE And ironically, Alfdogg on the apron, he's held every active title in the OAOAST [i]except[/i] for the tag team title! TK shoves Simon, who shoves right back. The two then tie up, and Simon grabs a headlock. TK shoves him into the ropes, and takes him down with a shouldercheck. He then runs to the ropes, and hops over Simon, who then turns over and catches TK with a reverse monkey flip! COLE Nice reverse monkey flip by Simon! TK backs off into a corner, working the kinks out of his shoulder. He then moves in again, and the two tie up, but Simon quickly takes down TK with an armdrag! TK gets to his feet, and starts yelling at some fans at ringside. COLE TK having some problems with some ringside fans here... Bo tells TK to worry about Simon, and TK responds by pointing the finger at Bo and yelling at him. TK grabs a headlock on Simon, then spins behind and grabs a hammerlock. Simon stays in the hold for a few seconds, then reverses, and schoolboys him... 1... 2... Kickout! TK protests to the referee that Simon pulled his tights, then motions the same thing to the crowd, who shower him in boos. COLE TK not making any friends with this crowd in East Rutherford tonight! Tie-up, and TK grabs a rear waistlock. Simon reverses to his own, but gets drilled with a TK elbow! COACH Yeah, there we go! TK delivers a foot to the gut, and a gutwrench suplex, then backs into the ropes and attempts an elbowdrop, but Simon rolls out of the way! COLE Nobody home on the follow-up, though! Simon follows with a scoop slam, then hits a foot to the gut, and catches him with a swinging neckbreaker, then tags in Alf! COLE First tag of the match, and Alfdogg in the ring! Alf whips TK into the ropes, and catches him with a AA SPINEBUSTER~! COLE BIG spinebuster! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COACH And TK is in big trouble here, he may want to think about tagging the big man in! TK rolls to the outside, where Bo berates him from the apron. TK gets on the apron, and has a brief argument with Bo, then steps back in, and ties up with Alf. He backs Alf into a corner, then backs off slowly, before driving a forearm into his chest. He delivers some European uppercuts, then tosses Alf over the ropes, before celebrating. However, Alf skins the cat back up! COACH Look out, TK! TK catches him, but Alf hooks him around the head and pulls him out to the floor! COLE And TK to the outside once again! Alf then completes his skin-the-cat move, and waits for TK to get to his feet. He hooks him in a front facelock, and suplexes him back inside! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf then tags Simon back in, and Simon picks up TK, and whips him into the ropes. Simon puts his head down, however, and TK drives in a kick! COLE Simon made a mistake there, and paid for it! TK picks up Simon, and executes a PRESS SLAM~! He then drops a knee to the sternum, and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! TK backs Simon into his corner, and tags in Bo. The crowd cheers upon Bo's entrance. COLE And Bohemoth finally getting a tag here! Bo whips Simon into the ropes, and takes him down with a BIG shouldercheck! COLE Wow, like running into a brick wall! Simon staggers to his feet, and Bo grabs him in an armbar. Simon struggles for a bit, then manages to take Bo to the mat, and grabs an armbar of his own! Bo works his way to his feet, then scoops up Simon, and drives him forward into the mat with a powerslam! COLE Lots of power on display from Bo tonight! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Bo grabs Simon, and tags TK back in. TK hammers away on Simon, then goes behind him and executes a back suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! TK goes for a kneedrop, but Simon rolls out of the way and tags Alf, while TK makes a tag to Bo! COLE Look at this! Bo has a smile on his face as he looks across the ring at Alf, then steps through the ropes, as the crowd cheers on in anticipation. COACH No question the fans wanted to see this matchup! Alf moves towards Bo, and the two tie up. Bo grabs a headlock, and wrenches down on it. However, Alf is able to slip out when Bo lets up, and hooks him in a hammerlock. He changes to an armbar, and Bo gets to the ropes by dropping to one knee. Alf slowly releases the hold...then delivers a big slap to the massive back of Bo! COACH How about that? Bo turns to look at Alf, who holds his arms out to the sides. The two tie up once again, and Bo quickly backs Alf into a corner, and starts hammering him with right hands and forearm blows. He then whips him across into another corner, catching him with a PRESS SLAM~! on the way out! COLE And now it's Alf being overpowered by the Metrosexual Monster! Alf backs off into a corner, as the referee keeps Bo back. Alf moves in once again, and trips Bo up by the right leg, then drops an elbow to it! COLE And now Alf working the leg of the big man! Alf stomps the leg, then picks up the other, and tries to step through, but Bo is able to quickly shove him off. COLE Alf going for the Sharpshooter right there, but Bo having none of that! Alf then makes his way to Bo, and delivers a kick right to the back of the head! COACH And Alf getting frustrated now, I think! Alf backs Bo into a corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! The chops are having no effect, as Bo stares down Alf. Alf stares back for a second, then delivers a third CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Alf backs off, then delivers a thumb to the eye! He then grabs Bo in a headlock, and rakes his eyes across the ropes! COLE And Alf pulling out all the stops now! Alf then hooks Bo, and executes a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! However, as he gets to his feet, TK nails him from behind! COACH TK knew that Alf was going for the kill there, and put a stop to it! Bo rolls to the outside, as Simon comes in and takes TK down to the mat, and the two brawl to the outside, as boos fill the arena. The camera cuts out to show Reject sauntering down to ringside, carrying a steel chair. COLE And here comes Reject now, and he's got a chair! Alf spots Reject coming down the aisle as he comes to, and makes his way to his feet, inviting him into the ring. The referee steps in between as Reject has one leg on the apron, and Reject gets down. COLE Referee attempting to keep Reject from entering the ring... Reject stares at Alf for a few seconds...then turns and cracks Bo over the head with the chair as he gets to his feet! The referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* COLE Reject just hit Bo, and now the referee has called for the bell! COACH I think Alf and Simon are gonna be disqualified! BUFFER [i]The winners of the match, via disqualification...the team, of THUNDERKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID and BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!![/i] COLE TK and Bohemoth the first participants in the Battlebowl battle royal, and if you ask me, Alf, along with Simon Singleton, just got screwed by Reject! Alf stares down the aisle at Reject, who has a smirk on his face, as he celebrates with TK. The smirk suddenly turns to a look of fear, however, as he sees Bo dashing down the aisle towards him and TK! COLE And Bo has got his sights set on Reject, and look at them run! COACH Hey, Bo should thank Reject, Reject just sent him and TK to Battlebowl!