alfdogg

June 11th up.

Credits Alf KC Special Thanks Adam

*dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO! Chris Stevens walks through the curtains, greeted with boos. He stops to look in his mirror, then looks up and jaws at fans as he walks to the ring. JR We're back, and we go to David Penzer, as Chris Stevens prepares for action! PENZER The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 20-minute time limit! Making his way to the ring, hailing from Rochester, Minnesota, and weighing in at 221 pounds..."SENSATIONAL" CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS SSSSTEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEENSSSSS!!!!! JR And of course, we hope to get an answer to the challenge from Denzel Spencer, as well, and it looks like that could come right now! PENZER His opponent, hailing from Bangor, Maine, weighing in at 255 pounds...Freddie Foster! Stevens grabs the mic from Penzer. STEVENS Denzel Spencer, I hope you're watching, because this is a little preview of what will happen to you at Declaration of Invalescence. JR There it is! Another match set for Declaration of Invalescence! Stevens removes his robe and hands it to the referee, who then calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Stevens and Foster circle the ring. They tie up, and Stevens grabs a sides headlock. Foster attempts a back suplex, but Stevens drops behind the back and charges. Stevens attempts a clothesline, but Foster ducks, then hops over Stevens, and catches him with a big backdrop! JR And a nice backdrop from Foster! Foster picks up Stevens and whips him across the ring, flooring him with a back elbow! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Foster whips Stevens into a corner, and charges, but Stevens moves out of the way! Stevens then catches Foster from behind, and drops him with a side slam! JR Nice side slam by Chris Stevens, and of course checking the hair! Stevens picks up Foster and backs him into a corner. He stands him up, and starts laying in European uppercuts. JR And Chris Stevens with those European uppercuts that he's known for! Stevens executes a snap suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Stevens picks up Foster and whips him into the ropes, catching him with a HIGH KNEE~! HEYROSS And Chris Stevens is going for the kill! Stevens waits for Foster to get to his feet, then knocks him right back down with a SUPERKICK~! Stevens then climbs to the top rope...and delivers the FROG SPLASH~!!! JR That'll do it! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* PENZER The winner of the match..."SENSATIONAL" CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS SSSSTEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEENSSSSS!!!!! JR Chris Stevens with another victory, certainly sending a message to Denzel Spencer, his opponent at Declaration of Invalescence! Stevens does his Rick Martel pose into the camera, then walks back to the locker room. Cut to Axel's office, where Axel is seen sitting at his desk, with Rick Heyross sitting on one side along with Team Heyross and Felix Strutter, and Deuce Deuce Bigelow and Jumbo on the other. AXEL Boys...nice showing out there earlier tonight. I suppose you're wondering why I've called you in here. Deuce and Jumbo nod. AXEL And I suppose you're also wondering why these guys are in here. The two nod once again. AXEL The reason is, I feel that you two boys have earned a rematch for the World Tag Team titles at Declaration of Invalescence! *crowd cheers* AXEL Now, we've all come to this agreeement, and we just... DEUCE Wait a minute...*points at Strutter* what business is this of his? AXEL I was getting to that...don't interrupt me again. You will get this shot at the titles, after you do one favor for us. JUMBO What is it? AXEL Well, first of all, it's something that that guy won't be catching on his little camera. Axel waves the cameraman out of the room without looking at him. QUENTIN BENJAMIN Yeah, you thought you were getting the scoop, didn't you? The cameraman shuts the door as the conversation continues. JIVIN' JR And that will close the door on another episode of World Domination Wrestling, but I'll be interested to find out what the terms of the agreement were in that meeting! For Rick Heyross and Kevin Kelly, I'm Jivin' JR, see you next week! FADE TO BLACK

Master Blaster (Jammin') hits, and Spencer makes his way out, getting a nice pop. JR Denzel Spencer in action up next, let's go to the ring! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 20-minute time limit! Making his way to the ring, hailing from Montego Bay, Jamaica, weighing in at 227 pounds...DENZELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SPENCERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! JR And an interesting exchange between Spencer and Chris Stevens earlier, Stevens suggested that Spencer "take some pointers" from his match later! Spencer slides into the ring and poses on the buckles. PENZER His opponent, hailing from Norfolk, Virginia, and weighing in at 230 pounds...Jason Michaels! *DING DING DING* JR Jason Michaels the opposition for Denzel Spencer, as I'm sure Chris Stevens is watching in the back! Spencer ties up with Michaels, and grabs him in a side headlock. Michaels backs him into the ropes, and pushes him off. Michaels drops down, Spencer hops over, then Michaels gets up and puts his head down. Spencer turns and rolls backwards over the top of Michaels, then delivers a savate kick followed by a vertical suplex! JR And a nice sequence of moves by Denzel Spencer! Spencer gets up and delivers a snap legdrop, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Spencer picks Michaels up and attempts a bodyslam, but Michaels slides behind the back. JR But look at this counter! Michaels shoves Spencer into the ropes, and delivers a forearm shot to the back. JR And Jason Michaels starting to mount some offense! Michaels drops a knee to the back, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Michaels picks up Spencer and executes a bodyslam, then hops to the second rope. JR Michaels could be going for it all here... Michaels comes off with an elbow, but Spencer moves out of the way! JR But nobody home! Spencer waits for Michaels to get to his feet, then delivers a foot to the gut, backs into the ropes, and executes a scissor kick! He pumps up the crowd, then whips Michaels hard into the corner and catches him coming out with a hurricanrana! JR Nice hurricanrana, and Denzel Spencer signaling for the end! Spencer scoops up Michaels, and drops him with the CARRIBEAN COMPACTOR~!!! JR There it is! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* JR And Denzel Spencer with an impressive victory! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, your winner...DENZELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SPENCERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! Spencer grabs the mic from Penzer. SPENCER Chris Stevens...you see my moves in the ring, now maybe you want to see my moves in person? *crowd cheers* SPENCER How about Declaration of Invalescence, I give you that opportunity, if you got the guts, mon? Spencer drops the mic, then leaves the ring as the crowd cheers him on. JR Another challenge laid out for Declaration of Invalescence, Chris Stevens in action shortly, hopefully we can get his answer! Yankee Doodle Dandy plays, as an outdoor setting is shown. (voiceover) Summer is upon us... Cut to a wideshot of a teen-aged boy doing a cannonball off the diving board at a public pool. Which means the month of our Independence isn't far behind. Cut to a family sitting at a picnic table in their backyard, laughing, then to Alf delivering the Five-Star Alf Splash to Chris Stevens. And that means, the cookouts... Cut to a man turning a hot dog on the grill, then to Felix Strutter drilling Thunderkid with the Thunder Bay Throttle. The apple pie... Cut to a woman setting a pie on the table, then to Jumbo flattening a jobber with the XL splash. And don't forget... Cut to a child eating a large piece of watermelon. (yeah i no what ur thinking u racist) The American Pasttime. Cut to a group of kids playing wiffleball, then the screen quickly goes dark. ...yeah, right. Cut to Jamie O'Hara cracking Vinny Valentine with a bat, followed by several clips of violent acts by WDW superstars. On July 14, your real American Pasttime comes to Pay-Per-View. The montage ends with a smiling Alf standing on the second rope, holding his belt, then the screen fading to black. World Domination Wrestling presents Declaration of Invalescence! LIVE, July 14, only on pay-per-view! Cut to Axel in a stylish suit, in a black background. AXEL WE can NOT tell a lie. Commercial break

Backstage, Denzel Spencer is seen preparing for his match, when Chris Stevens walks in. STEVENS So, you're the newest WDW talent, Denzel Spencer? SPENCER Dat's right. STEVENS (chuckles) You know, everyone is saying that you gave the World champion, Alfdogg, all he could handle last week. *crowd cheers* STEVENS But that's just not true...I mean, if you watched Sensational Chris Stevens wrestle Alf way back when. He was able to handle me, he certainly could have taken much more on Monday. *crowd boos, as Stevens looks into his mirror.* STEVENS But it's OK, you're just a newcomer. You need someone to show you the ropes. I tell you what...I have a match later tonight, too. Why don't you watch me in action, get some pointers...and maybe take some *rubs chin* tips from my good looks, as well. *Stevens looks in mirror, as the crowd boos.* SPENCER I'll be watching, mon. But first, I have a match, maybe you can watch. I think maybe you need to see it. STEVENS Oh, I will. You always need to be reminded what not to do in the ring, haha! Stevens walks off, as Spencer continues to get ready. Cut to Kevin Kelly backstage, as he catches up with Vinny Valentine. KEVIN KELLY Kevin Kelly backstage with Vinny Valentine, who last week had a match with a man seemingly pretending to be Ricky Hayabusa, I think he was trying to make a point! VALENTINE Haha! You know Ricky...you're so vain...you probably think that match was about you! (Laughs, then gets a serious look on his face) Well, you're right. And now I'll put it into words...Declaration of Invalescence, I want a rematch! *crowd cheers* VALENTINE That's right! What happened at Triumph will never happen again, Kevin! I'll even up the ante...I want the rematch to be no disqualifications. *crowd cheers* VALENTINE Just let me know if you've got the guts, or if you're just Jive Talkin', and tellin' me lies. Outta my way, Kelly, I got a match! KELLY Well, there you have it, JR, Valentine has laid down the challenge, time will tell if that challenge will be accepted. Let's go back out to you! Disco Duck hits, and Vinny Valentine makes his way through the curtains. JR Well, one thing's for certain, you do have to admire Vinny's tenacity! Brains, however, may be another story. Let's go to the ring! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 20-minute time limit! Making his way to the ring, from Brooklyn, NY, weighing in at 228 pounds..."THE DISCO DUCK" VINNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY VALENTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!! Valentine gets down in the ring as the crowd boos. JR And the fans getting on the case of Valentine, who awaits an answer from Ricky Hayabusa! PENZER His opponent, hailing from Phoenix, Arizona weighing in at 215 pounds...Steve Simon! JR And Steve Simon out of Phoenix, the opposition tonight for Vinny Valentine! *DING DING DING* Valentine and Simon circle the ring, and tie up. Valentine goes behind, and takes Simon up in the air and down to the mat. He rides him for a bit, then switches to a side headlock. Simon shoves Valentine into the ropes, drops down, and hits Valentine with a dropkick, sending him rolling to the floor! JR And a nice dropkick by the youngster! Valentine throws a fit on the floor, then climbs back into the ring. He rakes the eyes of Simon, then whips him into the ropes and delivers a back elbow. He drops another elbow, and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! JR Nice elbow, but not enough yet for Steve Simon! Valentine picks up Simon and hooks him in a front facelock. He then pauses to dance a bit, before attempting the suplex, which is blocked by Simon! Simon counters a second time, then executes a suplex of his own! JR And a nice counter! Both men get to their feet, and Simon blocks a right hand, then starts delivering rights of his own! He then floors Valentine with a big dropkick! HEYROSS Whoa! JR Another great dropkick! Steve Simon with some real spring in his step! Simon whips Valentine into the ropes, and goes for another dropkick, but this time Valentine hooks the ropes and Simon crashes into the mat! Valentine then measures Simon as he struggles to get up. HEYROSS Uh oh, looks like he's gonna put on his Boogie Shoes! Valentine drills Simon with a Shining Wizard! He then climbs to the top rope... HEYROSS JR, do you got the Fever? JR And Valentine looking for the quick finish here... Valentine comes off the top with the NIGHT FEVER~!!! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, your winner..."THE DISCO DUCK" VINNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY VALENTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!! A slightly more muscular referee slides into the ring and raises the hand of Valentine, then gives him a back kick in the midsection, followed by a kneeling thrust, knocking Valentine to the mat! HEYROSS What a dirty move! JR Ricky Hayabusa is here! I think Vinny has got his answer! Hayabusa waits on Valentine to get to his feet, then delivers a BIG knife-edge, which actually causes Valentine to stumble backwards and fall backwards over the top rope! JR And the Disco Duck takes a tumble! As Valentine walks backwards in the aisle, Hayabusa points up to the big screen, which shows the Declaration of Invalescence banner, with Vinny Valentine's picture on it. After a few seconds, Ricky Hayabusa's picture also materializes on the banner! JR I think that's Ricky Hayabusa's way of answering the challenge! No DQ's, No count-outs at Declaration of Invalescence, Vinny Valentine vs that man, Ricky Hayabusa! We'll be right back! Commercial break

OAOAST Heartland title "After Hours" Felix Strutter © vs Thunderkid i call main event 4 this match

Just A Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody hits, and Deuce Deuce Bigelow comes through the curtains, followed by the strutting Jumbo. JR Tag team action to open up the show! Let's go to the ring! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 20-minute time limit! Making their way down the aisle, at a combined weight of 830 pounds...introducing first, from Las Vegas, Nevada......DEUCE DEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE BIGELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!! *crowd cheers* PENZER His tag team partner, from Chicago, Illinois...JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! JR And these two would love another shot at Team Heyross after coming up short Triumph, thanks in part to Felix Strutter! Deuce and Jumbo walk around the ring, high-fiving fans, then climb inside. PENZER Their opponents...first, from Seattle, Washington, weighing in at 236 pounds...Nate Finley! His tag team partner, from San Diego, California, weighing in at 227 pounds...Jesse Campbell! JR The opposition giving up a lot of weight, as have all opponents of these two! *DING DING DING* JR And it'll be Jesse Campbell out of San Diego, starting things off with Deuce Deuce Bigelow! Deuce circles the ring with Campbell, then the two tie up. After a couple seconds of jockeying, Deuce shoves Campbell off into his corner! JR And Deuce showing us the size and strength advantage! Campbell sits in the corner wide-eyed, then comes out and goes after Deuce once again, this time grabbing a side headlock. Deuce shoves Campbell into the ropes, then knocks him back to the mat with a massive shoulder-check! Campbell does a back-somersault, then Deuce grabs him before he can escape. Deuce whips Campbell into the ropes, and floors him with a big clothesline! JR And Campbell just bouncing off that big arm of Deuce Deuce Bigelow! Deuce tags Jumbo, then scoops up Campbell and gives him a big scoop slam! Jumbo climbs in, backs into the ropes, and attempts an elbow...but Campbell rolls out of the way! JR But Campbell avoids that move by Jumbo! Campbell makes a quick tag to Finley, who stomps away at Jumbo on the mat. HEYROSS Smart moves! Quick tag, now they've got to keep Jumbo on the mat! Easier said than done, which is shown as Jumbo is on his feet seconds after Heyross finishes that sentence. Jumbo allows Finley to whip him into the ropes, then he ducks a clothesline and drops Finley with one of his own! JR I think it's time for Plan B! Jumbo picks up Finley, then whips him into the ropes, catching him and delivering a PRESS SLAM~! JR BIG-TIME press slam from the big man! Jumbo whips Finley into the corner opposite his own, then tags Deuce, who starts to climb to the top. JR And now a tag to another big man! Jumbo charges, and crushes Finley with a big AVALANCHE~! Finley turns around, and falls back on his back...right in position for Deuce to hit him with the FUNKY COLD MEDINA~!!! JR And this one's in the books, folks! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, your winners...the team of JUMBO and DEUCE DEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE BIGELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!! JR A strong outing, but did it impress the WDW brass enough for a possible rematch? Jumbo and Deuce exit the ring, dancing and high-fiving fans as they walk to the back. JR Well folks, a couple of weeks ago at Triumph, we saw the official debut of Nathaniel Black, who came out with an impressive victory. And Nathaniel joins us right now, live from England... The screen suddenly splits, showing JR and Heyross on the left, with Nathaniel Black in what looks like the backstage of an arena, casually sat in front of the camera. JR And Nathaniel, hopefully you can hear us okay? BLACK ...yeah, loud and clear mate. JR You're over in England right now, competing over the weekend for WWA: Europe. But, we'd like to ask you about Triumph just a couple of weeks ago, your introduction to WDW. BLACK Yeah, that's right. I'm here in the Motherland if ya like, competing against some real wrestlers here in front of some real wrestling fans. Always nice to get back to civilisation now n' again. See, I made a bit of an impact for all you Yanks at Triumph. And I guess I probably shoulda been there to give you all another lesson in British wrestling this week. But, I had some commitments to take care of over here. I'll be back next week though, rarin' to go. HEYROSS Nathaniel, Rick Heyross here. What are you going to miss most about England when you come back over here? Black wipes a smile from his face. BLACK Bloody hell. How long 'ave I got? Proper food. Proper sport. Proper human decency. Honestly though? I reckon I'll miss the competition over 'ere. Wrestling under pure, God's honest European Rounds rules, like us real British wrestlers do. JR I assume you're referring to Jamie O'Hara... BLACK Let's put it this way JR, that scrawny little toerag... he wouldn't know proper wrestling if it came up and slapped him in his giant gob. The kid doesn't have a lick of respect for where he's come from and what's come before him. Right now, you're looking at British wrestling's flagbearer in this daw and age. You're looking at the best pure wrestler on the face of the planet. There ain't another man alive who can match me. Certainly no-one over there, none of those Yankee Doodles, the so-called 'superstars'. No American alive is gonna out-wrestle me. And O'Hara, well, he's as good as American. JR How so? BLACK He certainly ain't British! He's a chav, is what he is. Livin' off of Americas hand-me-downs. It's about culture. Rap music, hip-hop. Buncha toss if you ask me. Everywhere you look now, there's a Subway, a McDonalds, a KFC. It's typical American culture. All 'razzmatazz', no substance. And that pretty much sums up 'The Birmingham Bad Boy' to me. All mouth an' no trousers! JR With all due respect, I think Jamie O'Hara would take exception to being labelled as not British. BLACK *shrugs* I don't really give a monkeys what he thinks to be honest. If he's what you think of when people say 'British wrestler', then God 'elp us all, that's all I've gotta say. And if you all honestly think he's the best England's got to offer? Well, I suggest you all pay attention next week. I'll show you how a real Englishman conducts business. Taking off his clip-on microphone, Black walks off-camera, causing the production crew to hastily go back to normal view. HEYROSS Satisfied? JR Me? What did I do? HEYROSS You drove him off, keep talking about Jamie O'Hara, Jamie O'Hara. Who cares about Jamie O'Hara, that man is the only British wrestler worth talking about. I hope you realise how much that satellite hook-up cost us. JR ...more WDW, coming up. *sighs* Commercial break

JIVIN' JR Welcome, everyone, to Little Rock, Arkansas, for another edition of World Domination Wrestling! Along with Rick Heyross, I'm Jivin' JR! Rick, Little Rock is jam packed for this one! HEYROSS Actually, JR, it's peanut-butter packed. The first production plant for Skippy™ is located right here in Little Rock! JR Thank you, Marc Summers. HEYROSS Yeah, don't mention it, Emeril! Looks like you've made the rounds over there since we arrived! JR In any event, big news concerning one of your guys on Thursday night, Rick! This coming Thursday, Felix Strutter will be forced to defend the OAOAST's Heartland title against Thunderkid, in a rematch from Triumph! HEYROSS That Anglesault really likes to throw his weight around, doesn't he? But it doesn't matter, because it's not going to be a rematch, it's going to be a replay of Triumph! And TK, every jar of salmonella-infested peanut butter this place has produced wouldn't make you feel as shitty as you will when Felix Strutter gets done with you this Thursday! JR That was Peter Pan, actually. HEYROSS Oh, excuse me, Rachel. My mistake! JR Plenty of action coming up tonight on World Domination Wrestling! We'll be right back! Commercial break

Maybe Boobie's been sagging off in practice amirite

I already submitted the "official" list, but looking it over again afterwards, that was the team that I knew I probably messed up on. I probably put too much stock in their regular season record (67-15).

I've got 1340 in Muncie, IN. Morning is Mike & Mike, then Colin Cowherd when they get done, then Dan Patrick at 1, then the SportsBash after that. At night, they play Reds/Pacers games when they're on.

[color="#FF00FF"][b]Je t'adore, je t'adore...[/b][/color] The arena goes dark and pink lights light up the entryway as [i]Girls, Girls, Girls[/i] plays and Felix Strutter walks out. COLE And here comes the Heartland champion, Felix Strutter, in his first appearance on HeldDOWN~! since capturing the belt from Thunderkid a little over a month ago! Strutter is accompanied by two lovely OAOAST [s]ringrats[/s] attendants, one in each arm, as he walks down the aisle. The ladies get up on the apron and hold the ropes for him. COLE And this past Saturday on the WDW pay-per-view, Triumph, Strutter successfully defended that title in a rematch, with a little help from his friends. Strutter grabs a mic. STRUTTER Did you people miss me? *crowd boos* STRUTTER I thought so. Strutter starts to talk again, but is interrupted by the chants of "FE-LIX SUCKS" "FE-LIX SUCKS!" "FE-LIX SUCKS!" "FE-LIX SUCKS!" STRUTTER I do NOT suck! That is a LIE! The chant continues. STRUTTER You people are a bunch of LIARS! You're worse than Nick Saban! *crowd boos* STRUTTER Especially those of you who were smart enough to order WDW Triumph this past Saturday! I most certainly did NOT suck that night! The crowd chants switch to "THUN-DER-KID!" "THUN-DER-KID!" "THUN-DER-KID!" "THUN-DER-KID!" STRUTTER That's right, it was THUNDERKID who sucked that night! COLE Oh, come on, that was a great match! STRUTTER It's OK...I may be a WDW wrestler now, but *points to belt* as you can see, I am still YOUR Heartland champion! And there's nothing you can do about it! [i]Medal[/i] hits, and the crowd goes wild as Anglesault makes his way to the stage area. COACH Here comes the boss! Anglesault is holding a mic. ANGLESAULT I have to say, congratulations, Felix. That was quite a show you put on Saturday night! STRUTTER (pulls his girls in close) That's what [i]they[/i] said! The girls giggle as Felix acts proud of his innuendo. ANGLESAULT Very good, but I'm not out here to joke around. There's actually plenty I can do about that title you're wearing Felix...including make you defend it right here next week on HeldDOWN~! *crowd cheers* COLE All right! ANGLESAULT Right here, next week... STRUTTER Hold it, hold on a second. I have a GREAT idea. I know you're all about these people in the crowd... *crowd cheers* STRUTTER And seeing as this is the home state of former President, Bill Clinton... *crowd boos* COLE Um, that would be Arkansas, actually... COACH Oh, cut the guy a break, he's Canadian! STRUTTER I thought we could let the people vote on this. Who wants to see yours truly, "After Hours" Felix Strutter, defend the OAOAST Heartland title next week on HeldDOWN~!? *crowd erupts* STRUTTER And now, the only vote that REALLY matters...I vote "nay." *crowd boos* ANGLESAULT *pausing* Actually, Felix, your vote is [i]not[/i] relevant in this case. You see, you are the OAOAST Heartland champion, which means you will defend the belt on the OAOAST's terms. And MY terms, are that you will defend that title right here, next week! *crowd cheers, then cheers louder as they spot Thunderkid having appeared behind Strutter in the ring!* ANGLESAULT And what I'd like for you to do now, is turn around, and meet your opponent! Strutter turns around, and is floored by a big right hand from TK! COLE OH MY! TK slugs away at Strutter on the mat, as the crowd goes wild! COACH A rematch from Saturday night, right here on HeldDOWN~! next week? COLE You betcha! TK whips Strutter into the ropes, and Strutter hooks them and slides out, to the boos of the crowd. Strutter backs up the aisle, looking with a shocked look into the ring at a smiling TK. COLE Right here next week, Felix Strutter will defend the Heartland title against Thunderkid! What a bombshell here on HeldDOWN~!

I did the SportsNation "rank the last 30 champs" poll. Here's how I ranked them: 1. 1996 Bulls 2. 1986 Celtics 3. 1983 76ers 4. 1987 Lakers 5. 1997 Bulls 6. 1989 Pistons 7. 2001 Lakers 8. 1991 Bulls 9. 1992 Bulls 10. 2000 Lakers 11. 1980 Lakers 12. 1999 Spurs 13. 1998 Bulls 14. 1985 Lakers 15. 1982 Lakers 16. 1990 Pistons 17. 1988 Lakers 18. 1981 Celtics 19. 1984 Celtics 20. 1993 Bulls 21. 1994 Rockets 22. 2005 Spurs 23. 2003 Spurs 24. 2002 Lakers 25. 2004 Pistons 26. 1979 Supersonics 27. 1995 Rockets 28. 1977 Trailblazers 29. 2006 Heat 30. 1978 Bullets

Apparently Lamar Odom doesn't want to go to the Pacers. I wouldn't be opposed to sending Odom to Utah and bringing in Kirilenko instead, if any trade goes down.

That's everyone to you, isn't it?

Name: Denzel Spencer Height: 6-2 Weight: 227 Hometown: Montego Bay, Jamaica Alignment: Face Stable: none Manager: none Entrance attire: sleeveless black leather vests w/fringe, rasta hats, sunglasses Theme music: Master Blaster (Jammin') - Stevie Wonder Ring attire: black parachute pants w/ the Jamaican flag on the side, with red/yellow/green fringe around the flag (think Davey Boy Smith's long tights), black boots, wrist tape Wrestling style: Booker T, with some high-flying and martial arts mixed in. Is an average technical wrestler, and can do some basic power moves. Finishing move: Carribean Compactor (Northern Lights Bomb), Kinpuppalick (450 splash) Signature moves: Scissor kick, axe kick, DDT, missile dropkick, superkick, hurricanrana, belly-to-belly (Ken Shamrock style, not overhead), airplane spin

Starting with June 4.

July 14, 2007 From the world's most famous arena, Madison Square Garden in New York City. WDW World tag team titles Team Heyross © vs Deuce Deuce Bigelow & Jumbo No disqualifications, no countouts Ricky Hayabusa vs "Disco Duck" Vinny Valentine Denzel Spencer vs "Sensational" Chris Stevens

OAOAST Heartland champion Felix Strutter will be in the house to gloat about his win over Thunderkid at Triumph. Possibly more.

Credits Alf KC Special Thanks Adam

Master Blaster (Jammin') plays, and Denzel Spencer makes his way to the ring. JR Denzel Spencer with the opportunity of a lifetime here, it's our main event! Let's go to David Penzer! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall with a one-hour time limit, and it is for the WDW WORLD Heavyweight championship! Making his way to the ring first, hailing from Montego Bay, Jamaica, weighing in at 227 pounds...DENZELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SPENCERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! JR Spencer debuted Saturday at Triumph, getting some preliminary action, and here in his second match, he takes on the champion of the world, Alfdogg! Talk about a step up in competition! HEYROSS And I can assure you, JR, that Denzel Spencer has never faced a challenge like this, and may never again in his career! JR You're right about that, but the same can be said, this may be the greatest opportunity to ever happen to him, as well! Spencer receives the adulation of the fans after entering the ring, then waits as Magnum Opus hits and Alfdogg makes his way through the curtains. JR And here comes the champ, in what is actually his first televised defense since we went back to the air! PENZER His opponent, hailing from Anderson, Indiana, and weighing in at 240 pounds...he is the reigning and defending WDW World Heavyweight champion...ALFDOGG!!!!! HEYROSS But I can assure you, he's been staying fresh, he hasn't just been ducking the ring! He is ready for tonight, just as he is every night! Alf steps through the ropes, and hands his belt to the referee...then goes immediately after Spencer, who ducks out of the way and starts firing off rights! *DING DING DING* JR And look at this! Denzel Spencer saw the sneak attack coming, and turned the tables on Alf! Spencer drags Alf out, and attempts an Irish whip. Alf reverses, but Strutter ducks a clothesline, then catches Alf with a flying headscissors! JR And Denzel Spencer out of the gate quickly, remember, the title IS on the line here! Spencer quickly gets to his feet, and levels Alf with a dropkick! Spencer then goes to the ropes, and catches Alf with a spinning wheel kick! He follows with a snap legdrop, and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! JR And a very nice flurry by Spencer here, Alf hasn't been able to get out of the blocks! Spencer fires off some more rights, then attempts another Irish whip. Alf reverses once again, and tosses Spencer up in the air, but Spencer hits another dropkick! Spencer then drags Alf into the corner, climbs up, and starts firing off rights as the crowd counts along! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Spencer lets Alf fall forward to the mat, then yells out to the crowd, which responds with a big pop! HEYROSS You know...I have to admit, this isn't looking very good right now! JR No offense for Alf yet as it stands! Spencer picks up Alf, and whips him across the ring, then charges, but runs right into Alf's foot! HEYROSS There we go! Alf stops to catch a breather, then picks up Spencer and delivers a foot to the gut, then backs into the ropes and delivers a swinging neckbreaker! JR And now maybe Alf starting to get it going! Alf sits on the mat briefly and catches his breath, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf tosses Spencer to the outside, then follows him out and delivers right hands before picking him up and dropping him sternum-first on the guardrail! Spencer drops to the floor, but Alf picks him up and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!! Alf delivers another CHOP~!, this one knocking Spencer right to the floor! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!! Alf tosses Spencer back inside, then slides in after him and whips him into the ropes, catching him with a AA SPINEBUSTER~! JR Big spinebuster, ala Arn Anderson! Alf makes an arrogant cover... 1... 2... Kickout! JR And I don't think Alf should be taking those liberties, considering the way Spencer came out in this match! HEYROSS Eh, he got his licks in, but now Alf's got it under control! Alf drags Spencer into a corner, and starts to kick away. After about 8 or 10 kicks, Alf comes out of the corner and poses arrogantly, drawing boos. He then charges Spencer, who moves out of the way, as Alf crashes inot the corner! JR And nobody home, as Alf again giving Spencer time to catch his breath right there! Spencer spins Alf around, and starts delivering right hands, spinning around on one and knocking Alf to the mat! Alf gets up and staggers to the ropes, where Spencer charges, but Alf backdrops him to the floor! JR And a long fall for Denzel Spencer, as Alf pitches him to the floor! Alf catches his breath, then slides out and grabs Spencer, whipping him into the steel steps! HEYROSS And now Alf is pulling out all the stops! JR Spencer's back sent crashing into the steel steps! Alf rolls Spencer back into the ring, and executes a fisherman's suplex! 1... 2... Kickout! JR Denzel Spencer escapes, he's putting on a terrific performance here! Alf picks up Spencer, and drags him into a corner, delivering a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!! A third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!! Alf stops to taunt the crowd again, drawing boos, then sets Spencer up on the top. He follows him up, and takes him down with a HURRICANRANA~! JR A great performance, but I don't think the kid can take much more of those kid of moves! Alf covers... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! JR But he survived that one! HEYROSS Where is he getting it from? Alf picks up Spencer and tosses him to the outside, then poses for the crowd once again. JR And Alf very confident, spending lots of time playing to the crowd in this one! Alf walks slowly towards the ropes, grabs Spencer, and attempts to suplex him back in, but Spencer blocks! JR Block by Spencer! Spencer blocks one more time, then hooks Alf himself, and suplexes him OVER THE TOP TO THE FLOOR! HEYROSS Oh no! JR And Alf taken all the way over to the floor with that suplex from the apron by Denzel Spencer! Spencer climbs in and rests on the ropes...then when Alf gets up, he flattens him with a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~!!! JR BIG TIME move from Denzel Spencer, and he appears to be in control once again! Spencer rolls Alf inside, then executes a belly-to-belly gutwrench suplex~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! JR And now it's Alf fighting for survival! Spencer delivers a foot to the gut of Alf, then backs into the ropes, and hits him with a SCISSOR KICK~! Spencer then goes to the top as Alf gets to his feet...and delivers a MISSILE DROPKICK~! Cover... 1... 2... NO!!! Shoulder up! JR WOW! How close was that one? HEYROSS TOO close! Spencer scoops up Alf, and executes a falling scoop slam! He then heads back to the top, waits on Alf to get to his feet...and comes off with a HURRRICANRANA~!...but Alf catches him and flattens him with a sitout powerbomb! Alf quickly gets up and drags Spencer to mid-ring, then heads up top himself. JR And now Alf looking to put it away, and it won't be a moment too soon for him! Alf gets his balance on the top, and delivers the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 HEYROSS Yeah! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* JR What a main event here on World Domination Wrestling! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, your winner, and STILL WDW World Heavyweight champion...ALFDOGG!!!!! JR Alf retains the title once again, but a valiant effort on the part of Denzel Spencer! Alf was in trouble numerous times throughout this match! Alf slides out and grabs the belt, hiding his relieved feeling with his arrogant smirk as he holds it high in the air. HEYROSS But at the end, Alf showed why he is the champion of the World! As Spencer gets to his feet in the ring, he receives a standing ovation from the crowd. JR Indeed he did, but this kid, Denzel Spencer, has got a very bright future, as does the entire WDW! Folks, for Rick Heyross, I'm Jivin' JR, we'll see you next week! FADE TO BLACK

Just a Gigolo/I Ain't got Nobody hits, and Deuce Deuce Bigelow makes his way down the aisle. JR Deuce Deuce Bigelow set for action on WDW! Let's go to David Penzer! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 20-minute time limit! Making his way to the ring, hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 390 pounds...DEUCE DEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE BIGELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!! JR Deuce's partner, Jumbo, was in action earlier tonight, of course we mentioned earlier that the two were unsuccessful in their attempt to wrest the WDW World tag team titles from Team Heyross at Triumph! PENZER His opponent, hailing from Manchester, New Hampshire, weighing in at 260 pounds...Edward Smith! Deuce stretches on the ropes, and the referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Deuce circles the ring with Smith and ties up. Deuce backs Smith into a corner, and delivers crushing forearm blows to the sternum, then brings him out and whips him into the ropes. Deuce drops down, then gets to his feet and floors Smith with a dropkick! JR Tremendous agility from big Deuce, as he's all business tonight! Deuce picks up Smith, and delivers a big bodyslam! He then backs up, and falls forward with a headbutt, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Deuce picks up Smith, and whips him across the ring, following him in with an AVALANCHE~! As Smith staggers out, he's caught in a trapped-arm belly-to-belly! JR And Deuce looking to put this one away quickly! Deuce goes to the top rope, gets his balance...and comes off with the FUNKY COLD MEDINA~!!! JR And it's back to New Hampshire for Ed Smith! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* JR Quick and impressive was Deuce Deuce Bigelow tonight! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, your winner...DEUCE DEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE BIGELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!! JR Up next, our main event! Denzel Spencer in the match of his life, as he attempts to become a World champion, can you believe it? Stay tuned! Commercial break

Disco Duck hits, and Vinny Valentine makes his way to the ring. JR And here comes Vinny Valentine, looking to make up for his embarassment at the hands of Ricky Hayabusa this past Saturday! HEYROSS It will NEVER happen again! Lucky night for Ricky Hayabusa! JR Let's go to David Penzer! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 20-minute time limit! Making his way to the ring, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 228 pounds..."THE DISCO DUCK" VINNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY VALENTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!! JR A fine showing it was by Ricky Hayabusa at Triumph, but Vinny Valentine determined to erase that memory from people's minds! Valentine gets ready in the corner...as Ricky Hayabusa's music hits? HEYROSS What is this? JR Are we going to get a repeat of Triumph right here on free TV? As the gong sounds, a very short man walks through the curtains, dressed as Ricky Hayabusa. JR Oh, for God's sakes. HEYROSS This could be the night that Vinny Valentine has his vengeance against Ricky Hayabusa! Here comes the Shadow Dragon on his way to the ring right now! Valentine grabs a mic. VALENTINE You back for more, huh? Well, you're gonna get it! You were lucky on Saturday, Hayabusa! JR Gimme a break. The man continues his methodic walk to the ring as Valentine waits. VALENTINE Come on, Hayabusa, haul ass, I made plans for after the show! "Hayabusa" slides into the ring, and Valentine attacks immediately! *DING DING DING* JR Well, he already looks better than he did on Saturday! HEYROSS Vinny Valentine has been waiting 48 long hours for this moment, and he finally has his hands on Ricky Hayabusa once again! JR Will you shut up? This was obviously a ruse by Vinny Valentine! Valentine kicks away at "Hayabusa" in the corner, then executes a double underhook suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! HEYROSS Come on, Vinny, you're not going to put away the Shadow Dragon that easily! JR Oh, brother. Valentine picks up "Hayabusa", then straightens him out, only to put him back on the mat with a high dropkick! JR Nicely executed dropkick by Vinny Valentine, on whoever this man is, a Ricky Hayabusa impersonator! Valentine mocks Hayabusa with some martial arts poses, then picks up the impostor and delivers some Hayabusa-esque kicks. JR And now look at him, mocking Ricky Hayabusa with those moves! Valentine sets up "Hayabusa", and executes a vertical suplex! He holds on, and rolls through, then executes a second! He then picks up the impostor, does a little dance, and executes a third! JR Three successive suplexes, and now it looks like Valentine will mercifully end this thing! And by mercifully, I mean on me. Valentine signals for a tombstone. HEYROSS Here it is, JR! I just want to ask you, don't blame it on the sunshine! Valentine picks up "Hayabusa", stopping one more to dance. HEYROSS Don't blame it on the moonlight! Valentine scoops up "Hayabusa", and does a full turn in mid-ring. HEYROSS Don't even blame it on the good times, JR... Valentine plants "Hayabusa" with a TOMBSTONE~!!! HEYROSS But rather, BLAME IT ON THE BOOGIE! JR Yeah, I hear you. 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match..."THE DISCO DUCK" VINNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY VALENTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!! JR Obviously Vinny Valentine hasn't forgotten what went down at Triumph...let's...let's just go somewhere, please? Cut backstage, where Alfdogg is sitting with Axel in his office. Denzel Spencer walks in. SPENCER (Jamaican accent) You wanted to see me, sir? AXEL Yes, Mr. Spencer, I did. Welcome, you are the newest signing of World Domination Wrestling, as of Triumph. And congratulations on your victory. SPENCER Thank you. AXEL Now then, I brought you in here to give you the opportunity of a lifetime. You see, because I want to show that World Domination Wrestling is the land of opportunity, and what better way to do that, then to grant our newest signing, Denzel Spencer, a shot at the WDW World championship, right here tonight? The crowd cheers, as Spencer's eyes grow wide. AXEL I've got your opponent right here, I've talked with him, and he has agreed to the match, now I want you to show me that you don't have a yellow stripe down your back, and give him a hell of a match. ALF Wait a minute...this is the kid from Jamaica, right? SPENCER Yes, that's right. ALF So...wouldn't it be a Red Stripe? Axel tries to hide a smile, as Spencer is angered by the comments. SPENCER Maybe you will regret those comments later, mon. ALF (standing up) And maybe you'll regret the day you put that pen to paper. AXEL Hold it, hold it...save it for the ring, gentlemen. Both men catch their breath. ALF That's good advice for you to take, kid. I've got plenty to go around. What about you? Alf swings his belt over his shoulder, and leaves the office, as Spencer watches him out. Commercial break

[b]The following announcement was paid for by World Domination Wrestling.[/b] [i]Yankee Doodle Dandy[/i] plays, as an outdoor setting is shown. (voiceover) [color=red][b]Summer is upon us...[/b][/color] Cut to a wideshot of a teen-aged boy doing a cannonball off the diving board at a public pool. [color=blue][b]Which means the month of our Independence isn't far behind.[/b][/color] Cut to a family sitting at a picnic table in their backyard, laughing, then to Alf delivering the Five-Star Alf Splash to Chris Stevens. [color=red][b]And that means, the cookouts...[/color][/b] Cut to a man turning a hot dog on the grill, then to Felix Strutter drilling Thunderkid with the Thunder Bay Throttle. [color=blue][b]The apple pie...[/color][/b] Cut to a woman setting a pie on the table, then to Jumbo flattening a jobber with the XL splash. [color=red][b]And don't forget...[/color][/b] Cut to a child eating a large piece of watermelon. (yeah i no what ur thinking u racist) [color=blue][b]The American Pasttime.[/color][/b] Cut to a group of kids playing wiffleball, then the screen quickly goes dark. [color=red][b]...yeah, right.[/color][/b] Cut to Jamie O'Hara cracking Vinny Valentine with a bat, followed by several clips of violent acts by WDW superstars. [color=blue][b]On July 14, your real American Pasttime comes to Pay-Per-View.[/color][/b] The montage ends with a smiling Alf standing on the second rope, holding his belt, then the screen fading to black. [img=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v197/alfdogg/wdwdoi.jpg] [color=red][b]World Domination Wrestling presents[/color] [color=blue]Declaration of Invalescence![/color] [color=red]LIVE, July 14, only on pay-per-view![/b][/color] Cut to Axel in a stylish suit, in a black background. AXEL WE can NOT tell a lie. [b]Commercial break[/b]