Lightning Flik

Pshaw. I always punch it below 50% if I'm working a good game. Which is almost like always... At least, it used to be. I still need a new PS2.

Counter offer made to Sledgehammers.

Opening offer made. Edit: Other trade proposals are still under consideration.

Hart Trophy Martin St. Louis (TB) ~ This team would be not be where they are right now without him. Honestly, the guy even got them to the Second round of the playoffs. That along makes him Hart worthy. Norris Trophy Zdeno Chara (OTT) ~ I'd have to go with Chara who did everything he could to be the defensive force for his team. Vezina Trophy Roberto Luongo (FLA) ~ As much as I like Kipper, I'd go Luongo. The guy plays so freaking awesome on his team, yet he's the only thing that does. Honestly, if you put say someone like Brodeur's team in front of him, do you not think Luongo would only have put up even better stats? Seriously, he is the Vezina Trophy winner. Calder Trophy Michael Ryder (MTL) ~ All of these guys equally deserve it. So I'll just pick Ryder. Frank J. Selke Trophy Alyn McCauley (SAN) ~ No real reason, but I think it will go to him. Lady Byng Memorial Martin St. Louis (TB) ~ Again, should be obvious that he'll be picked here. Jack Adams Trophy John Tortorella (TB) ~ With what he has doen with his team, I'd say he earns it.

More like: I write, there's a possibility of me winning. That chance though is slim to nil.

Awesome. Still stealing like the ol' days. And this is my second time saying that as I got shipped back to the freaking forum page again. I'm getting a little tired of that whenever I fast reply.

Wee... LVJ is in second. Maybe just maybe, I'll finally get a shot at the Championship? ...am I ever wishing.

They are on the block, not that I'm just blindly trading them away. I'm seeing what the fuck is out there for trade. Besides, I don't really have much else for trade. I'm probably only moving one of those guys at the moment.

New SB E-Mail. Gotta love the tricked out propller cap.

Four players are up on the trading block: P - Roy Halladay P - Russ Ortiz P - Jamie Moyer P - Sidney Ponson And yes, Al, I did reject your trade and now am putting up Ponson. I just did some team cleaning and think I will trade him. If you still want to do that trade, then offer it and I'll probably put it through this time around. Otherwise, I'll just make the trade with someone else of someone else wants him.

I just read a great promo. AND THERE'S NOT ONE FUCKING REPLY TO IT! Well done. I enjoyed it throughly. Nice stuff. Can't wait to see the encounter that you and Maddix will be having at Battleground. You had stuff to say, you said it, you made me understand how Clark doesn't really hate Maddix, but totally despises the fact that he was willing to toss everything he had aside to do what he thought was needed to take it to the next level. And I must admit, that this really sets the tone for Battleground.

Firstly, I live. Secondly, I suck. Thirdly, what did I do to get my ass on an SWF PPV??? Fourthly, against Crow? Aw fuck no. Fiftly, I'm doing some predictions. WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE BOUT SINGLES MATCH Charlie "Grappler" Matthews© vs "The Notorious" John Duran ~ I think Duran is a great writer, the biggeest fucking heel we have (storyline wise), and I'd think it would be swell to have the title on a heel. Since there would be more challengers that way for Duran. So I want Duran winning. LADDER MATCH Ann "Ichiban" Onita vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher ~ I sense either Flesher's intentions are true, or him being a fucking cocky little bastard whipping the fact that he has Allison, or Allison turns heel on Ann. So yes, I sense that no matter the outcome, Flesher will win. LAST MAN STANDING MATCH Nathaniel Kibagami vs Alex Zenon ~ I think Kibs ring rust is wearing off and should be able to topple Zenon. However, I remember reading a promo not that long ago that nailed Zenon losing it to a tee and frankly, he still can go. This will be a tough match to call, but I give the edge to Zenon since he looks just a tad more "ready". ICTV/TAG TEAM/HARDCORE TITLE BOUT TRIPLE QUADRUPLE MATCH Wild & Dangerous© vs The In Crowd vs Aecas and Janus© vs Toxxic© and Liston ~ Four titles... I was about to ask about the Cruiserweight title, but how many people in this match win that title? You know what, that would've added some fun if you had done so, as only like 3 people in this match could win it. Still four titles on the line. The In Crowd winning and taking two Championships, and leaving the third alone. I see the ICTV changing hands to Cortez, I see Toxxic retaining, and finally the Tag Straps to In Crowd. USJL TITLE BOUT SINGLES MATCH Coy "Wild" West© vs Todd Royal ~ West will overcome Royal in a hard fought match up that will be about Redneckism vs. Toddism. I see West retaining due to the fact that he did it once and he really seems awfully familiar to another SWFer named Ejiro in winning big match ups. This one is a big one, so I see him winning this one. EMPTY ARENA MATCH Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs Alan Clark ~ Did you know these guys have gone almost 3 whole months of straight interaction against each other (since Smarkdown)? I really don't think people give this feud enough love it deserves. Clark's been off his game as of late, while Maddix has been doing pretty good and seemingly hasn't slown down a bit in that "good" streak. However, Clark does hold a win against Kibs and that definitely shows that if he gets a gameplan in place, Clark will take advantage of it. This will be like all their other interactions, except I'm suspecting this will mean a lot more to both guys as this might, just might end this constant rivalry they've got going on. Or hell, maybe we can expect another three more months of these guys busting each other up. All I can say I'm going to be a happy reader either way. With that, I want Clark to win. SINGLES MATCH Edward James vs Crow ~ What can I say? I suck ass. Major ass. I can't even do any good! And the description of me is correct, I am lost. Lost in who I am, lost in what I want to do with myself, and personally lost most of what I have left for self worth (oh, did I mention that is zilch?). Then again, you never can tell. I mean, I've got a whole day off tomorrow and also got Friday off as well. Did I mention Saturday and Sunday are days off too? Damn, that's a lot of free time on someone's hands. What does this mean? Nothing. I really don't think I've got much to be doing. Not much at all! ...except do something up for an old friend. She'll win in the end, and to me, that is what will matter most. Good luck Crow. SINGLES MATCH "La Sensation Senegalaise" Said vs Tryst ~ Tryst is a freaking nutters (except compared to a guy I know, named Dee Jay, that guy fucking has no brain, whereas Tryst has one I think)! And Said is being handled by the managerial ensamble of Chris Card Enterprises. I expect a high encounter of mad jinxs, interferences and frankly a lot of greatness. That said, I say Said wins because I think the managerial might of Chris Card is a highly valued weapon in Said's corner that can not be overlooked. SINGLES MATCH Stryke vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins ~ SPIKE'S BACK~! And he'll be facing Stryke. I liked Spike in the JL so I'm rooting him onto victory here. HARDCORE MATCH Austin Sly vs Insane Luchadore ~ I'm hoping I see the madness that is Insane Luchadore! Dude! Rock Sly up so that you really prove once again, you are totally INSANE and obviously LUCHADORE~! *This post has been done up by the real man behind Edward James and all comments should be taken as personal opinion and not as fact. Edit: As I've just finished off the Pepsi in my eighth bottle of pop. SUGAH RUSHA~!!!

When the guy hasn't defended the title in like forever, it kinda is hard not for him to be so.

I don't get why this would be pathetic. I'd call it interesting. Maybe WWE is trying to get away from finishers being the sole thing that ends a match.

You guys who can watch this are kidding right? Coach knows how to wrestle? How good is he?

I believe only Wrestlemania's we got taht's about ait.

I see. That makes a ton of sense.

3) Edward James (.351, 6 HR, 17 RBI) Son of a bitch. I'm actually doing good. Go me.

Wait... So you are also the #1 Contender for the USJL title? And I got a shot before you???

Ah ha! I knew I was thinking of someone else. Thanks Choken One. ~ Happy Chris Benoit Day

She's like Hogan, but to a lesser extent. Except, Hogan has had ***+ matches. And well, Hogan also was more charismatic. And well... Ok, she only just seemingly gets popped like Hogan. I don't mean Hogan sized pops, I'm talking she'll always get a pop no matter what, like Hogan still does even now. I hope that made sense. ~ Happy Chris Benoit Day

Well, I'll be damned. Just damned. That was an excellent promo Z. Definitely makes the commish not seem like the "glory" the WWE presents it to be. And also, Z is going nutters! FUN STUFF!

RaveX. Site is hacked currently. He also probably just converted the stuff from the 3.0 info and perhaps updated it. TEW is definitely worth it. Thankfully, if you also get the patch to go along with it, it adds to the game. Of course, like all games, it will have a patch. Adam's been putting them out non-stop and currently is patch 1.1.1 I believe. If you are playing the demo though of TEW, do not install the patch. As the patch will kill the demo. Sucks, but way it is. I promised a shit load of people I'm doing a TEW diary, so I have to buy the game using my first paycheck. Oh, and Happy Chris Benoit Day.

Dammit Canadian Chick. You are wrong. There is always a significant reason to watch a Lita match. To make bets with your buddies on how many botched spots she does and then reap the rewards. See? Perfectly good reason to do this to her. Oh, and Happy Chris Benoit Day to everyone.

Dude! Come to my house right now and if you shell out a little cash (hey, I'm broke) I'll go buy some food and cook up a great Bar-B-Q feast for everyone. And for those of you who are worried, I'm actually a really damn good cook! So never f34r whilst I'm on the job. By the way, did you guys remember to Crossface your loved ones? I know I sure did. Making my sister tap was great. She was even kind enough to follow suit with a German Suplex to me! I love Chris Benoit Day!