Angel_Grace_Blue

Pft. ELM as McCheese.

I think they (I use 'they' since I'm still going to be unbookered and such) should be dressed as past SWF legends. How about Todd Cortez or Spike Jenkins as Iceman (Drink O'Douls instead of regular beer, and eat some candy cigarettets). Blank or TORU as Toxxic would be interesting (Especially Bruce: Spiky mullet and eyeliner on big, mean, violent redneck man). JJ Johnson as Neilsen of the Jungle (Imagine him trying to cut a ten minute, expletive ladden promo in his raspy whisper). WHEEEE.

I thought Andy was in the Morgan Stanely commercial. Andy needs to be used more. Also, I really hope that Keifer Sutherland hosts in the near future so he and Samberg can be 'reunited'.

THURSDAY Virginia Tech FRIDAY New Mexico SATURDAY Georgia Tech Ohio State Nebraska Syracuse Missouri East Carolina Air Force Georgia Middle Tennessee State Northwestern Mississippi State Tulane Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Boston College/Virginia Tech game? 60 Tiebreak #2: How many yards rushing will Northwestern's Tyrell Sutton have against Michigan? 123

Bruce is looking for love! Or at least just BUTT sex. Also, there is a Las Vegas, New Mexico...just being informative... Wheeeeeeeeeee

I also asked for extended time off due to a previously mentioned brokefied computer.

Meh Also, my regular computer was broken when a dead goat fell on it from a height of six thousand feet, and I'd rather get the match on that one if I do get it.

*whoats for having never heard of any of the people mentioned*

No, I showed, but 1. It was kind of bad and B. I'm not able to use my 'normal' computer, so I can't get my match since I didn't bother to save the PM I sent it with. Or whatever. Yeah.

So I was looking through the semi-old stuff, and found the thread where Landon brought up the discussion of getting different commentators (At the time, they were Cyclone Comet and Bobby Riley) over a year ago. Now, I'm not saying that I'm tired of Suicide King and Longdogger Pete, but, I think that maybe, since our three shows are vastly different, three different sets of commentators might be in order, or, perhaps just one other team would work, too. However, as with any discussion of this matter, the questions of who should be considered for the jobs and what show they'd be on arise. I think that King and Pete is a good team, and I thought that they should go to Storm, which has survived since the IGNWF days. However, there's the fact that Storm is the hardcore show, and perhaps, in some eyes, not as prestigious as perhaps Smarkdown (Or Lockdown). Also, the new writers (And the not so new writers who weren't around since forever like Muzz) might complain that they don't know these new people, but I think that there's a sufficient amount of oldsters that someone can write up a paragraph describing each new commentator. So, yeah, that's about it. I'll wait to provide names for commenpotatoes until you guys voice your opinion as to whether or not you're for or against this idea. And stuff.

I fully expect the exact opposite of a repeat performance from last week. THURSDAY Virginia Tech FRIDAY Southern Miss SATURDAY Northwestern North Carolina N.C. State Iowa Nebraska Texas A&M Mississippi Rutgers Texas Tech Alabama Vanderbilt Auburn Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Virginia Tech/Maryland game? 73 Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will Texas Tech's Cody Hodges have against Texas? 450

Remember when he killed Fallout's puppy/sister?

You mean that since he's half-Spanish, 12 hours of every day he's Spanish? That'd be an interesting gimmick. In the middle of a match, and all of a sudden, he changes nationalities. As for myself, I wish that I didn't suck so badly in the early days. Or something. Also, I'm already thinking that I should find a nickname for Jimmy, as I've got about four options to use when referring to him: Jimmy, Jimmy the Doom, Doom, and the Doomtopian. But, meh. I'm sure there are tons of other things that I regret, but I can't remember them right now. Well, aside from joining up with Messiah/Damien Diablo that one time. That was stupid.

The Main Event (non-title) El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. Jimmy the Doom Heat comes out and makes us both tap to the Heatleaf (Anyone remember what that was, anyway?) SWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH JJ Johnson © vs. KOJI Kitano © I might say it depends on how sober Card is, but I'm still going with JJ, thanks to help from Vlade Divac. Bruce Blank © vs. TORU Takahara © TOxxRUic. Opening Bout Haffy vs. Manson Mr. OSITY to the eXtreme.

I like the idea of Crow(e), but was also thinking about Grimedogg for possibly Storm, since he was one of the first guys to take over the hardcore division. Neilsen of the Jungle also springs to mind. I'm not that keen on a three-person team, though, Maddix, since, as it was said in your thread, it doesn't have the flow of a duo. Blank - I absolutely said I (Or one of the other vets) would give the newer writers a profile/summarizing paragraph about any new announcers that would possibly come up. I know he's the TKO manager, but I think Card might work well, too. He's a smug bastard, and, he's got nifty technical knowledge and such. Plus, fed by-laws state that someone named Chris has to be involved with stuff at almost all times, and whatnot. Besides, he's better than Wilson. Oh, how I hate Wilson for reasons I've long since forgotten. Oh, yeah: Curry Man and NTD for commenpotatoes! They rocked. Also, Johnny Generic, AKA Axis can be paired with just about any heel, the more over the top the better for Axis to ground him and such. BORT!

(Angry Movie Patron) "I paid eight bucks for this?"

Yes I did. I am the worst person ever. *blades in honor of Muzz being an awesome dude*

Precursory note - You'll only really get this promo if you remember back to the old IGNWF days (So I guess that means Thoth, Zed, Munich, Mags, and maybe a few others) and Outcast's similar promos (Or maybe he only wrote one like this and memory isn't what it used to be, or something) -------------------- It’s brisk, perhaps chilly, but not quite cold. It is dark, though, and working on getting darker, if that’s possible. Jimmy the Doom and Lois the Unethical are leaving the Hilton Coliseum after another exhibition of SWF wrestling. As they make their way to a rental car in the nearly deserted parking lot, a shadowy figure stalks towards them, avoiding what little light is available. “Gimme all your dough,” commands a gruff voice. Jimmy turns around to see an average-sized man holding a knife in one hand. “Come on, hand over the money!” demands the mugger. Jimmy simply stares, as if pondering this. He slowly shakes his head. “No, I’m afraid not. I would like to keep my money, as I worked hard to earn it. Perhaps if you were offering a service, or selling a good...is that it? Maybe you’re selling that knife? Tell me the price, and if it’s reasonable, I might consider making a purchase,” Jimmy says. “What the hell are you talking about? Just give me your money!” shouts the man. “I don’t know...if I gave you all of my money, I wouldn’t be able to buy any food later tonight, and I am hungry. Are you hungry, too? Is that it? Maybe I could donate a few dollars, or what about a ride? Need a lift somewhere?” Jimmy asks. “I don’t need a fucking ride, you fucking idiot! Just hand over the money!” “Hmm, no I do not think such an action would be in my best interest,” Jimmy replies. “This ain’t about your best interest, it’s about you getting robbed!” “I surely don’t want that to happen. But, I don’t think I can afford to give you any money right now. How about you tell me your name, and in a few weeks, once I’ve got a bit more to spare, I’ll write you a check? Would that work?” Jimmy asks. “What is fucking wrong with you?!” the man screams. “Just hand over your goddamned wallet or the bitch gets killed!” “I really don’t want that. Her death would bring great sorrow to my life, as I love her dearly.” “Then just give me your money!” the man yells, exasperated. “That’s the thing, though, I really can’t,” Jimmy says. “Then she’s going to die!” The mugger makes a move towards Lois, but Jimmy lunges, and deflects the knife away with his forehead. Clank! The man goes for another stab, but Jimmy deftly knocks the knife out of the way with his head. Clang! "Fuck you, then!" the mugger shouts. He whips his arm back and hurls the knife, but Jimmy dives and headbutts the blade to the ground. Clang! "I think perhaps you should go now. I'm not ordering you, or anything, but it might be in your better interests if you were to leave," Jimmy says. "You're fucking crazy, man, I'm outta here!" the robber exclaims. Not even bothering to pick up his knife, the man turns around and flees. “Those American kids...I rememberr the first time someone tried to mug me in Doomopolis, I must have been about six. Good times,” Jimmy reminisces before getting into his car with Lois and driving off. I'm so tired of being here Suppressed by all my childish fears And if you have to leave I wish that you would just leave 'Cause your presence still lingers here And it won't leave me alone These wounds won't seem to heal This pain is just too real There's just too much that time cannot erase When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears And I held your hand through all of these years But you still have All of me You used to captivate me By your resonating life Now I'm bound by the life you've left behind Your face it haunts My once pleasant dreams Your voice it chased away All the sanity in me I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone But though you're still with me I've been alone all along

Yeah, those things are great. Several million times better than baby Bob or whatever.

And allow me to point out that Jimmy the Doom eats the national dish of Doomtopia, frozen gravel.

Looks like flipping a coin for nearly every game works pretty well.

So what does calling KOJI an "Oriental rice muncher"? mean?

OH SWEET JESUS, THANK YOU!

Two questions from me: Firstly, Mags, what's a sambo suplex? And secondly, this is for everyone, can someone explain all eighty billion shining moves out there? Shining pants, shining peach, shining carpenter, shining llama. Too many of them, damn it.

Except what Spike says, apparently.